05x07 - Scooter by Any Other Name

[bunniefuu]

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baby baby

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I've

got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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I've got it

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well it sounds like somebody won the big

game

though that was a close game is

everybody ready for lunch

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scooter

you there nanny

stupidness

stupid wall this stupid game

hey Scooter is everything okay I guess

but sometimes I wish I wasn't me

remember you wanna be different a

problem

inside my private office here

but that's the closet yeah but the price

is right come on

come on

I got the perfect solution for you okay

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[Applause]

great soup Nanny thank you Ralph it's

alphabet soup

I'm

fine

you do but you can't read piggy I can

read suits eater and it says right here

it's funny I have a word too

pickle nickel

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oh yeah well my soup says

hey kids we're scootering

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what's for lunch I'm one hungry weirdo

thanks

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oh

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oh ah that's my new friend Maverick

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Maverick not squatter well it's nice to

meet you Maverick

maybe you'd like to sit down and have

some lunch with us okay

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here Maverick let me help you thanks man

uh ma'am

pretty good here Maverick probably

better than back in the bench

yeah sure Maverick here is an ace test

pilot

yeah and you know what he flies the fp2

qxp 64 000 yeah yeah

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really

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I'm here great I'm ready to put that

baby through its Paces I guess so can

you do barrel roll

this guy can do

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jelly roll ah hot dog roll

s

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Corey this guy is a hot dog in hell

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two billion whatever it's called

uh maybe Maverick's right Gonzo you

should land

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oh boy I guess it's up to me hmm I made

scooters glasses

that's better hey this is like my

computer pilot game

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though isn't Maverick supposed to stop

the plane too

oh

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boy

a little too close I'm afraid Captain

Gonzo you and Maverick should be more

careful now why don't you other kids go

back to the nursery and let go into a

Maverick finish

nice flying man

thanks Rolf

hey what did I tell you about you were a

hit hey Gonzo I don't think this

Maverick guy is really me he's not

normal huh well everything all right

Maverick

right now Manny just great come on map

this is called the a decorative a chair

cover

your house

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gee I wonder what's so funny

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oh yeah fun

honey

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come on come on where

follow me we're gonna make you a star

weirdo of wackiness I don't know Gonzo

thank you

are you sure

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he's great

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I think I did

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are you kidding well he's not as funny

as the great scooter Ruby scooter Waddy

scooter Rooney the greatest comedian

that ever lived

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well you're in luck because he's making

this next movie right here today

um he is here today A movie foreign

are you sure he's back there ah let me

check

what's the matter I feel stupid Gonzo

stupid

ah a stupid little technical delay folks

he'll be right out

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hi Harry

hi the correct scooter with me

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I've always dreamed of playing opposite

a real star Rooney I don't mind if I

call you Rooney do you

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very funny

now down to the business of making

movies let's start with you in that

chair scooter ready

this one okay

this is great stuff that's it

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this isn't funny

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thank you

laughs

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[Applause]

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gracious kid what's so funny

he looks great Manny I can imagine

well I'll check back later kids and see

who else I might have missed

I don't like being laughed at

huh

okay back to the old coloring book

can you sing well I don't think so

perfect

sounds like it's coming from the closet

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one two

I used to wear my hair funny

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because I found myself

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assist me

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okay

that was bad huh

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well he was Radical why would you kids

are having a wild day

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tear this time Elvis Presley no time on

Scotty oh you should have seen him Nanny

well I certainly heard him Manny have

you seen my whoopee cushion no I haven't

Fozzy but I'm sure it's here ah gee now

you kids try to be a little quieter okay

oh

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I don't want to be a rock and roll star

Gonzo it's too noisy yeah don't y'all

love it it hurts my ears

whoops

I wonder where it is

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no what I need is x-ray vision really

scooter let me in I think I got it

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you still can't find your whoopee

cushion

you know what I think this is a job for

super scooter it is oh boy who's that

don't ask you mean you haven't heard of

super scooter more powerful than an

industrial vacuum cleaner oh Lori able

to live tall Chihuahua

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well it's all right here the adventures

of super scooter and the case of the

missing whoopee cushion huh where here

gee I guess I'm a policeman

and he must be yeah who am I your clock

scooter Ace reporter a reporter but I

thought don't worry School ah Clark now

somebody at the phone what's wrong oh

yeah ring ring ring ring argonzo the

phone is just a drawing I can't answer

it oh yeah right

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my whoopee cushion is missing if I don't

get it back my whole career as a comic

is ruined don't worry fuzzy I'll be

right over what's up Captain coming

um missing whoopee cushions Uptown

sounds like a big story yeah let's go up

um Gonzo the door won't open sorry just

walk to the next panel oh this is

ridiculous

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day but I want to go with them

you have to stay keep moving you're not

there yet sorry fuzzy I guess we're not

here yet

oh

it's just a drawing Piggy

take

another closet

sorry

better get the window too

long in this story

and Joe this looks stupid too stupid you

look magnificent

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the window

okay okay

here goes

sometimes even superheroes

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it's about time you showed up I thought

we were gonna walk for asked a few more

steps

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sure that's a long walk hey I just left

here why this is confusing let me guess

you haven't found your whoopee cushion

yet nope and this is where you last saw

it yep and I've worked everywhere

hopeless case you can't get under over

or anything it's all a dumb comic book

does this mean my career is over what a

wonderful time

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this just isn't working you can say that

again

super scooter

a big cushion remember while she's

counting on you on you what can I do if

I'm just flying around in some

superhero's underwear now if I had my

computer like real policeman how about

this one super scooter Maybe

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that's it no more comics no more stupid

outfits

make more scoopers

Michael bear or a super scooter I quit

but what about my whoopee cushion can't

you find it scooter please okay fuzzy

I'll try where's my computer

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boy this feels great

okay okay now my whoopee cushion right

where'd you last see it when scooter

Rooney sat on it ah it was a jerk okay

let's see the whoopee cushion

and it weighed down about six feet

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no wind factor minus

given the Earth's rotation and I'm

left-handed

okay and this should give us our answer

well according to my calculations Fozzie

your whoopie cushion should be right

over there oh boy

here will be cushion okay it still is in

here scooter huh but I know I'm right I

don't see it

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um

I just know it's here

I whoopee cushion see I know it it must

have landed in there when scooter Rooney

threw it and scooter found it

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what's all a cheering about kids

scooters back and he found my whoopee

cushion he did well isn't that wonderful

it's nice to have you back scooter

everybody missed you yeah

and I'm glad to be back I'll bet you are

so what are you kids going to do the

rest of the afternoon well now that

scooters found our ball how about

another game of whoopee cushion

and uh maybe you'd like to play on my

team picking my sweet Piggy

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I'm sorry I thought you said piggy I did

you are piggy aren't you what no way my

name is Cleopatra are you Patra of the

Nile perhaps you've heard of me

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foreign

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I think your muscles are big enough

foreign

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