05x03 - Soap Opera/Diva Duck

[bunniefuu]

soap opera

[Music]

it was a lovely spring day

the kind of day that makes

ducks wanna sing

oh it's spring

and ducks are thinking

about spring

and

dark related things

chirp was enjoying a different kind of

music

what a beautiful song

did you hear that quack i did wrote it

sang it heard it

glad you liked it

not your song the robin song

it was like

spring

the meaning of spring

that cheer up to you

that's that a song this is a song

ducks are good ducks are best ducks are

duties other than all the rasta yeah um

a song has words robins can't do that

yes we

i'm a red can and i'm singing this song

so i just proved that you are wrong

ah but look you can't sing

you're not a doc

see

here we go

this is a song it's made by a duck if

you're not a duck then your song is all

wrong quack i can sing just as well as

you no you can't yes i can no you can't

yes i can

hi guys

what why are you singing because i'm

The Duck Song

trying to show it the ducks sing the

best and everyone knows that except

certain red birds who won't listen to

die

what i can go longer you know ah

i did

peep don't you think that i sing the

best come on be honest aren't you

impressed

you both sound good

sort of but look what i found peeps

showed them a bar of soap

something these birds had never seen

before

what is this thing peep this thing that

you found this thing's lying on the

ground

i don't know but it smells nice kind of

like

rain

it smells like flowers

a bunch of rainy flowers once more

you're wrong you're out of luck because

this thing here it smells like duck

or like food for a duck

[Music]

like i said it smells like flowers

The Boat Song

hey

why don't we just say that it smells

like a duck

in the rain

holding flowers okay

okay

so

what should we do with it besides smell

it

hey

i think you'll all agree this thing

should be with me in my

[Music]

can you please stop singing it's hurting

my ears

i can't because then quack will say only

ducks can sing and it's just not true

hmm you see peep this thing makes a very

nice boat for me to sit on and fly

[Music]

that's not funny hey

it's those things again

what things

oh yeah right um where was i those round

floaty things i saw them once before

remember i told you but you didn't

believe me

[Music]

hey

stop popping come on i have to show peep

you're at

[Music]

Quack Quack

they were right

there the things

but i don't know where

they went

[Music]

well anyway it's nice and slippery now

i have an idea

[Music]

even with some bubbles soap is still fun

you can ride it or kick it spin it and

twist it oh why am i singing about soul

i don't really know can i stop now

thank you

i'm sticky and gooey

i think i'll wash off

[Applause]

quack

you've got things all over you

it's those things

they've come back

to me

[Music]

beautiful rainbow circles how did you do

that quack well i just went into the

water you could do it too if you weren't

such a scaredy bird

no fix look chirp they pop

okay stop that's enough you're tickling

you're tickling the duck that is

[Laughter]

[Music]

Its Going to Rain

it's going to rain

let's come back tomorrow and play some

more good idea

[Music]

are you ever going to admit the robins

can sing no no i don't think so

well then

[Music]

ah why can't she just admit that singing

is a duck's job maybe by tomorrow she'll

forget all about it boy i sure hope so

yeah

you know a bird who won't stop singing

is pretty hard to take

i know

bye quack

[Music]

quack was very happy to rest his voice

overnight

but all too soon it was morning

[Music]

will you stop with this singing you're

making me crazy

i won't quit

until you admit that robins are

hey where did it go

that thing we were playing with

oh it's right here i was sleeping what

it's gone someone stole it

and i was watching it all night

i didn't take my eyes off it for a

second i don't think

it's on your back quack

that can't be it

that thing's tiny

that's it all right it smells exactly

like a duck in the rain holding flowers

how did it get so small

you probably sang it to death

you know there's one very good thing

about this

what

you finally

finally

stopped

[Music]

[Applause]

and that is what's called a taste of

your own medicine

Slippery Soap

are going to play with some soap on this

table i'm trying to see if the soap can

slide the soap doesn't really go that

far here's the water

ah now it can slip yeah now it goes

really fast let's get the table nice and

wet

you can play hockey

the more soap sets it gets more slower

because it's sticking to the table isn't

it isabella the circle one goes more

quicker this one's littler and it can go

more faster it doesn't stick to it the

round one spins a lot the rectangle bar

doesn't let's build our ramp we are

going to slide the soaps down the ramp

i'm trying to make the dry soap go down

the ramp but it's not slippery enough

what's happening

nothing

kevin is getting it nice and wet

sorry

[Laughter]

the soap that's clear is more slippery

than the non-clear one

[Laughter]

try having fun with slippery soap