04x17 - Masquerading Muppets

[bunniefuu]

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baby baby

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let's play the piano

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is everything all right in here

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um you guys ready

yeah we sure are okay let's go we're

ready ready for work

um okay first comes the marching band

hey guys wait for me

no wonder you don't see piano players in

marching bands

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all right girls follow me

you can always count on Ganzo for

something different and now here comes

the queen of the parade

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thank you thank you

not you buddy oh sorry imagine millions

of people cheering just for more

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thank you

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and I promise

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foreign

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what's wrong Kermit don't you want to go

to the party sure Nanny it's just that

well we don't have any costumes to wear

oh that's not a problem it's not uh-uh

you can make costumes with this box of

wonderful old hats shoes and other

clothes I've been collecting since I was

a girl that's a green idea near me

have fun kids

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look at all this great stuff I could be

at my house good evening my dear God

Jones

or maybe a superhero on hand her your

feet

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um I think you're supposed to pick just

one costume

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hey look at this

I can be a baseball player

games

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the most glamorous costume of all

because someday I'm going to be a

world famous

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that's great

yeah you think that's great

so you really like it huh yeah

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what's going on

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didn't work out Gonzo Ah that's okay

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hey dig this everybody

I'm a jukebox

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gee that's pretty neat girl anybody got

a nickel uh well I do thanks scooter

let's try it out

everywhere

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the chicken started freaking out

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all right

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last one

foreign

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I never knew making our own costumes

could be so much fun

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what do you think

oh I get it you're a vacuum cleaner

race is a mess

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thank you

hey pretty neat yeah

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I can even withstand

again

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um is that with or without butter

are you sure this is a good idea

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thank you

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anything for you my sweet

don't leave

the best one yet I can hardly wait

oh geez this is our knee pad hello

what are you doing

this gives me an idea maybe I could beat

one of the Three Musketeers

gee Kermit I thought there was supposed

to be three musketeers hmm let's try

again maybe we counted wrong

sorry I'm late but I had to find some

bricks for my house

oh fuzzy we're supposed to be the Three

Musketeers not the Three Little Pigs

oh sorry

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that sounds like he is all in distress

sounds like a pig and travel to me

whatever follow me man it's our duty as

Musketeers to save her

oh

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how about Tupac water

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okay I'm coming I'm coming

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[Laughter]

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I think I squashed my buckle

learning how to fly without a plane

wanna try what never mind fuzzy we heard

a scream my queen are you in distress

oh what's bothering me is that she's in

my wig

what do you mean your wig I mean

I mean the lady

but I thought you said be Queen I guess

well I never should win anyhow I'm the

queen and I'm going to wear it to the

ball tonight okay okay

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thank you

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it's ruined gee I'm sorry piggy I guess

one size doesn't fit all

foreign

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help you in any way we can you will

please take my wig to the cleanest kind

sir and be back in time for the ball and

don't be late

um

yes you're a queen leaner you can count

on us yeah that's easy One Two Three

Musketeers see

come on Queen Piggy

Musketeers away

maybe next time we should try the stairs

good idea

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it's not fair animals piggy always gets

to be queen look

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if I wear this mask is a bad haircut

tonight

I look just like Piggy then I'll be

Queen of the ball

foreign

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it needs a complete overhaul yes it does

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when will the wind be ready

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next year

lady what are you doing with Queen

Piggy's wig uh taking it for a walk

ready come back here

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I'm stuck

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oh Kermit and do you think we're getting

trouble uh maybe nobody will notice

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oh they're getting away

not if I can help it

offers

are you all right Kermit I've been

better for me yeah

huh what now

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so what do you think of this costume uh

it's great Gonzo but uh we're in kind of

a hurry Milady Skeeter ran off with

Queen Piggy's wig and we've got to get

it back quick oh yeah we're gonna borrow

my Chariot oh yeah sure thanks

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that's the silliest thing I ever heard

oh yeah what about this give him a place

shop

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[Applause]

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hey this is pretty exciting isn't it

um

it is where down

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hey everybody look Queen Piggy's wig

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oh thank you my wonderful Heroes how can

I ever be pay you well 250 should just

about cover the cleaning bill

and no need to think it's Queen Piggy

it's all in a day's work remember yeah

a girls gotta take what she can get you

know

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hey guys I got the back but uh who's got

the ball fuzzy this is a costume ball

you know a fancy party where people

dance and Bob through apples it is oh I

knew that

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presenting the queen

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may I have this dance my queen are you

kidding me

hello

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wait a minute just who Do You Think You

Are

I am the queen silly you are not

I am surprise

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that's right the real queen is wearing

the Royal wig and that is me

mashed potatoes

whatever you say

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yes

is here

what do you mean out there

I'll leave this hey you can't do that

don't worry my queen we'll stop him

we will

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I'm the queen how many times

okay scooter just follow me

do I have to

isn't this fun I guess so but how is

swinging on a chandelier gonna help I

don't know but I've always wanted to try

it

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anything for you my queen really

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your funk is my command

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you can say that again

um Skeeter your face fell off huh

and your wig is just wigged out

that's okay I don't want to be clean

anymore anyway you don't nah I want to

be a Rocketeer

you beautiful

hey that's a great idea Skeeter

how's everything going kids

read our costumes I'm gonna be a

musketeer and I'm gonna be a rocket too

that's a lot more fun than being a queen

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sorry my your costumes are terrific but

where's Gonzo

why Gonzo that's a wonderful costume

mommy well I better get ready for the

party too kids

hey what kind of costume is that Gonzo

oh yeah what's so weird about it

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see I told you it was weird

thank you foreign

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foreign

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