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04x14 - Old MacKermit Had a Farm

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x14 - Old MacKermit Had a Farm

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

wow quite a funny looking pizza hoof

isn't a pizza Frozen it's my favorite

thing oh boy Pizza dots Pizza done

connect the pepperonis she

um how do you play bunting that's awful

when I call out the colors losers put

your hands

like fun

here's the best part my customers color

wheel

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and now Builder the floor just move the

directional indicator interposition

alsoever of this how this works

you're right Beaker we'll just have to

improvise I know

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or a salt beaker

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one Pond and green okay

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first fruit and red

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okay everybody put your nose and blue

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house

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gee isn't it almost snack during you

guys

I hope this is Manny her from her first

delicious burger and muffins we saw the

last time we was there don't worry

Bunsen she always has those oh pudding

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I can't wait to taste those yummy

blueberries

hey they're gone

gee where did they go I know maybe they

were feeling crummy I went to visit

their relatives in Cleveland yeah

what's wrong kids

well of course not piggy you ate the

last three muffin yourself remember I

did oh

nice going piggy don't worry kids I was

just about to order some more from the

supermarket really uh-huh

wow that's where super mad at all this

crime fighting buddies probably shot

listen kids as soon as the groceries are

delivered I'll bring you all a snack

okay

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a supermarket so that's where muffins

come from

yeah

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boy I can hardly wait to see the

crackers

gee guys how are we ever gonna find the

muffins well according to my map the

muffins are in the bakery section huh

yeah supermarkets are organized by

sections see there's a vegetable section

A fruit section a cookie section and

anchovy marmalated marshmallows that

not schnapp it'll take us forever

to find anything in here

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self-propelled shopping cart

foreign

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oh

I hate to bump into the monkey who eats

me

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that was a person oh no

wow

oh great now we're a fruit salad salad

oh boy I'll go get the bologna

marshmallow dressing come on Joe okay

okay

look at another trials Builder

must be some slight miscalculation

Miss calculations thank you

yes I see now what are we going to do

yeah

it was ridiculous

well at least we won't be hungry

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this is the frozen food section

maybe we should turn right at the root

of Vegas

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look at all the TV dinners wow so that's

what television Z

what oh no

I'm so close I'm starting to turn blue

like Gonzo

hey

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just what do you think you're doing

me why I'm giving Mother Nature a little

Helping Hand

Mother Nature

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excuse me but do you know the way out of

here

thank you come on everyone everybody

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thank you

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yummy yummy

another ghost girlfriend

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I'm cheating on you I think we're in the

bakery section huh

hey guys look blueberry muffins

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are gone

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the store must be having a giant Super

Saiyan

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s must come from somewhere before they

get to the supermarket

yeah I know

Mom that's not right they come from the

I know maybe they come from a farm

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chocolate

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I guess it's time to get up

what time is it

and on this farm he had us

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trees I guess these farmer hats don't

come in frog sizes Wow real Lambs won't

sweaters huh

yeah morning Fuzzy hiya farmer MC Kermit

wow fuzzy I'm gonna go check on the

crops wanna come sure

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bye bye gosh those sheep share our

polite Army McCormick work oh fuzzy

and how's the Harvest coming along

Bunton

McCormick according to my circulations

we've picked 67.77

muffins so far and we're still counting

have wow that's a lot of muffins hey

this looks like fun can I have two

um cheers I don't know if I was here I

could plant some whoopee cushions well

um I don't think so fuzzy eat the Rubber

Chickens

um I don't know why don't you get some

more muffin seeds from the barn ah okay

hey

gee I wonder which ones are muffin seeds

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this is easy just a little water and

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earlier

I'm dead

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come here

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oh Fozzy must have gotten into the bird

seed

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s

my laughing cry it's gone

hmm

Alpha Pros I'll never get a muffin there

hey Bunsen that's not how you get

muffins anyway

trying to tell you I think we have to

make them gosh how do you do that with

eggs and flour and other good stuff gee

I know where eggs come from they come

from junk books

watch

okay why did the chicken turn into a

gangster give up because he was a bad

egg get it Gangster bad egg

see eggs that's not correct is it Peter

foreign

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hello I am dancing honeydew the egg

sorting supervisor here at Colonel

downsworth EDS and Pearl and this is my

assistant Booker

this is our super duper automatic

exerting right Beaker

wow I always knew you were a neck

headband

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egg scramble foreign

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um why would you want Square eggs

benching be careful stuff butter and

won't roll off your paint see

show them how it works speaker

watch out

still needs a little adjustment right

beaker

what about

yeah we still don't know how to make

them well you mix up everything in a big

bowl gee I could do that I always get

everything mixed up

and after everything is mixed you put it

in a pan and make it wow that sounds

like fun

Fonzi the bakery bear and I make

cupcakes cookies pies and blueberry

muffins right here in my kitchen

foreign

but where are the blueberry muffins uh I

was just gonna make

glad you asked

no

more chickens one whoopee cushion Aussie

I think that's the recipe for comedy

cream pie it is

oh yeah

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B to make muffins you need eggs milk and

flour oh okay hey Beaker can I borrow

some egg

okay thanks uh let me see now where's

the milk is somebody say milk ta-da

thanks

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um piggy why are you wearing that funny

dress because

big chili

oh ah next I need some daffodils

daffodils

sure scooter said you needed flowers not

flowers fuzzy

flower see how I knew that

hey

fuzzy

don't forget the blueberries blueberries

where do I need those for because

oh yeah

hey I'm all out what I don't have to use

these silly gooseberries instead

oh no

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here we go candy cake patty cake baker's

bear

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what's going on maybe you used Too Many

silly gooseberries

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yep definitely too many

hey

cut it out

oh so you're a smart cookie hey

hey come back

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oh gosh I never knew baking muffins was

so much work

now I gotcha

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perhaps we should offer father some

assistance assistance

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foreign

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that does too quick for me wait I got an

idea

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chase him over here

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okay fuzzies

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hey we did it

hello

my goodness what's going on in here

you're just pretending we went to the

market Mammy yeah and then we worked on

a farm and then we tried to bake some

muffins but they were too fast for us my

you must be tired after all that just

some goodness this morning I never

realized it in food was so much work

right Fisher

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I hope you kids didn't get too hungry

waiting for these muffins we sure worked

up an appetite right guys

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of course Gonzo why

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thank you

foreign

foreign

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