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04x03 - The Incredible Shrinking Weirdo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x03 - The Incredible Shrinking Weirdo

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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come on let's start okay here we go

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see that's a foul wow

the animal get out of the way yeah

you're on our team remember

GPS

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all right we're winning good basketball

remix

thanks

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[Applause]

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foreign

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here fuzzy you get a free shot oh boy

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hey this reminds me of a great joke now

why are basketball players such sloppy

eaters

because they're always dribbling

wow play ball fuzzy okay okay

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hey I got the ball

s

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oh no that's okay scooter they'll never

be able to beat us now again

it's amazing

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okay guys I'm sorry I missed

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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animals

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I don't know

on the arch

oh my goodness what's going on in here

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he did

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oh I see animals well you kids better

take off those wet jerseys

I'll put them in the dryer we're a baby

dry so nanny well I'll have to dry them

slowly so they won't shrink fuzzy

thanks nanny

whistle

gosh it looks like the leather strap is

shrinking that's because it's wet and

skater put it near the heater

it's leather straps and shirts can

shrink maybe weirdos can too what yeah

maybe my grandmother was a a T-shirt oh

that

is

what do you mean danzo well everyone

else was

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down

and now an amazing feat starring comes

over the grave

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what is it console I just don't think I

can do it really well um shall we cancel

no I'll do it just introduce me okay

little weirdo

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gear

oh boy this is gonna be tougher than I

thought

you know for your enjoyment the Great

g*ns oh yeah

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is everything okay in here

oh I see well I brought your shirts kids

hey

thanks near me here's mine oh number 18.

that's mine thanks nanny

you look like mine

hey my shortest kind of shirt I mean my

shirt is kind of short

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oh well I guess this one must be yours

Gonzo

okay kids have fun

what's wrong with my skater

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's wrong with your shirt guys

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what I think you'd better come with me

hook this little blue lamp to work work

but I'm not careful what you say

youngster the field has ears you know

here's the corn get it that's a good

mate

hey Anthony my feet are k*lling me why

you got cords

how'd you know

yeah he's got a real ear for comedy

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no but you got enough notes there for

everybody

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yeah they come around every time we eat

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okay

it I I think I'm shrink out

oh my God don't move wow

I'm watching my favorite TV show what

happened to the color nothing nothing

Charles green and handsome oh yeah

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weird blue and short

new console now go away

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here a funny joke no

what's wrong with Gonzo maybe he ain't a

postage stamp and wants to get airmail

to Venezuela Venezuela

South America

I didn't say anything Angela didn't need

a stamp you guys

wow a tiny Gonzo that would be great huh

hey where is gonzo anyway let me find

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how come you have buckets of sand

ers

where you can't make yourself taller

Gonzo it's just something that happens

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again

what are you talking about

looking in trouble

kind of hard to tell when you're lying

on the floor

look in the mirror and see

if hey I think I am kidding

what's the matter now Gonzo

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she is

well I

don't know

it I am sure again

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what is this condo

anymore

but your feet never touch the ground

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gee maybe he really is shrinking do you

think it's possible scooter well he was

standing by the heater after he got wet

thrush

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I don't know Gonzo maybe it isn't so bad

being tiny

it might even make you cute

thank you

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if you're worried about your size

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foreign

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being small might even be a fun

adventure

you could climb in the microwave train

and take a ride to the Himalayas

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through the Grand Canyon

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or you could sail the seven seas without

even leaving the bathtub

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I wonder which one this one is

oh no

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wings

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foreign

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hey what if God was contagious

yeah what if we catch his shrinking

disease and we all start shrinking okay

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come on you guys we can't let Gonzo go

out for himself hey where is gonzo yeah

where'd he go

Gonzo Gonzo are you in there

maybe he shrunk down so little he

disappeared how terrible we better find

him right the first thing we have to do

is get small what how will we do that to

me well

um

hey great idea

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this water will help us get small come

on let's go stand by the heater

oh

yeah

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where are we hey look at that

the Ancient Temple he will never find

Gonzo in this jungle sure we will just

follow me

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come on

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thank you

um

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hurry he's getting closer

hey girl everybody

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we're almost there Kermit

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hey where is animal Kong

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somehow blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah

everything

wow

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you're back

come back

we'll keep chicken out we win

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bird it's a plane hey guys it is a bird

no we're dear fuzzy over here ow I knew

that

wow

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oh

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foreign

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no he completely disappeared

what's the matter kids

he he was shrinking and then he

disappeared what nonsense Gonzo hasn't

disappeared

of course not Gonzo are you under there

why don't you come out

Okay

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now what's all is about shrinking it's

true

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Mommy it's too big for me it does look

awfully big

um Gonzo yeah I think your shirt is

inside out I know

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we sure are glad you're not shrinking

fine so am I me too

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oh fuzzy

thank you

foreign

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