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03x11 - Around the Nursery in 80 Days

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

03x11 - Around the Nursery in 80 Days

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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35 cents one dollar

three for a quarter

Hmm this looks like a good one

it'll be six dollars and eleven cents

please order could you please bag my

groceries for me

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not done huh

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it's okay I guess

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my favorite cereal must be around here

somewhere

here it is shredded weirdos

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company fall in

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okay man grab our groceries and let's

get out of here move out

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let me see

according to this recipe for comedian

Cacciatore I need two Rubber Chickens a

dozen eggs

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100 Tomatoes 100 tomatoes that can't be

right let me check this joke again

all right do chickens like comedians

because they're always looking for a

good yolk waka waka waka

gosh I guess there are a hundred

tomatoes in this recipe

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okay your next console

chocolate chip cookies a pound of apples

one pair of three-fingered gloves one

can of salted grasshoppers yuck

salami

wow

don't forget my blue stamps okay

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thanks welcome

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let's give Nanny her groceries good idea

piggy yeah

hello

oh hi Fanny yes I'm leaving next week

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I'll probably be gone for about a week I

really need the vacation you can get

wonderful nanny is going to take us on a

vacation gosh why didn't she tell us she

probably wants to keep it a surprise

uh-huh I still do need someone to look

after the kids though while I'm away

well you let me know

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thank you

I guess Nanny doesn't want to take us

with her on her vacation

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maybe she just won a free vacation and

there's only one ticket yeah maybe Nanny

won a lifetime supply of socks and has

to walk around the world until she gets

holes in them

hurry oh great by the time nanny gets

back we'll be all grown up

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and it's gone we can stay up as late as

we want

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I mean isn't that right right

yeah yeah

and with Nanny gone we can leave our

clothes all over the floor right and

we can eat as much as we want of

whatever we want no wow

yes sir things are gonna be great

without money around just great wait a

minute you guys Nanny would never leave

us alone she wouldn't no way she says

she has to get someone to watch over us

oh boy a weirdo sitter no way blue

brains Nanny would never leave us with a

weirdo Mommy will pick up baby

that's kind again

hi kids I want to introduce you to your

new babysitter

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bye-bye kid

I'm leaving on my vacation now you have

a nice time while I'm away and be sure

to obey the babysitter

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now that you mention it she is kind of

cute Hello piggy sitter my sweet how

about giving gunsy onesie a little kiss

on the nosy woozy no thank you but I

don't mind if you kiss your own nose

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in love

I'll bet you'd like to hear one of my

funny jokes huh no but I've got a funny

joke for you

what do they throw at Bears who tell bad

jokes in Italy

um I give up what wow tomato pizzas

I had to ask

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all right this place is a mess I wanted

redecorated in pink in place right now

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um yeah I guess so that's more like it

only you forgot one thing

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stop it stop oh my God perfect I can see

we're going to get along just fine

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[Applause]

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gosh I don't know piggy what if the

babysitter turns out to be grouchy or

ugly or smelly

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babysitter

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friends

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you

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oh my God

that's enough animal uh-oh let's play

another game okay Q

please

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no

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hey cut it out animal you're wrecking my

piano not to mention our ears sorry oh

yeah if our babysitter is half as bad as

that we're in big trouble we're getting

all excited over nothing she'll probably

be a very nice lady what if she's not a

lady what if she's a man

what's that

it's only an Imperial Star destroyed

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an Imperial Star Destroyer hey you don't

think our babysitter's going to be

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[Applause]

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oh no Danny Vader's going to be our

babysitter for the next million light

years yes

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please Nanny Vader don't sell us to

Jabba the slob silence I'm sure you are

all very well behaved but just to make

sure we're going to take a little trip

to the Space Academy

for some basic training yes

yes

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I am going to be your babysitter

the first thing you need to know

how to defend yourselves switch on your

lightsabers

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[Laughter]

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no don't do it

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we can do to stop Nanny from leaving us

with a babysitter hmm I know why don't

we give Nanny a vacation right here in

the nursery sure that way she can go

around the world without having to leave

home gosh the nursery doesn't look like

such a great vacation place to me yeah

you can say that again right maybe not

but we can turn it into one with this I

remember that picture book Around the

World in 80 Days

take Nanny to all the wonderful places

in this book well what are we waiting

for let's do it

yeah

what's all the excitement come on Nanny

we're going on vacation we are

don't forget your plane ticket

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oh my kids ah it looks like you've been

busy

why it's very interesting uh excuses our

second nanny

what do you think guys yeah

yeah he's gonna wanna take a real

but it's gotta work

Skeeter's right old chap Nanny's going

to insist on a jolly good vacation but

but quite right not even phillius frog

could convince Nanny to stay home

Billy is frog that's you oh yeah but if

I didn't possible here here

a minute yes I can oh well if you're so

sure young Phillies why don't we make a

gentleman's bed well uh okay if Nanny

wants another vacation after I take her

around the world I lose if she doesn't I

win right it's a bed here here

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get in the balloon Nanny we're gonna go

around the nursery in 80 Days ah it

looks awfully small Kermit are you sure

I can fit

here Mary yeah

yeah great yeah

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this is great where are we going first

we're leaving London and heading for

Paris hanger

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Nanny why um yes Piggy look there's that

famous clock Big Ben I think that's the

uh Parliament building

hey what are these don't touch those

fuzzy wow

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now look what you've done you

gosh I'm sorry don't worry I'll fix it

Fozzy where are you going

she's there it's all fixed now

nice huh wait till you see what happens

when it strikes known

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yeah we gotta keep on schedule wait this

is beautiful kids I ever taken a balloon

Rider with the English Channel before

you haven't seen anything yet yeah

this is

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wow

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are you clear what we're Locker

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do you know

we're traveling

hey Lauren Paris well

um I guess hey what's happening we're

out of control

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are you all right kids I think so near

me but our balloon popped that's too bad

Kermit she without the balloon how are

we gonna get around the world you'll

lose your bed no I won't we'll use

animals cards

um if you insist Kermit

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great car huh are you sure you know how

to drive phillius buckle your seat belts

and we'll find out oh boy here we go

again

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[Applause]

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well here we are Nanny Athens Greece

this is wonderful phyllius Athens Greece

is that anything like cooking grease

fuzzy

sorry

whoever made these houses forgot to

build the walls those aren't houses

Gonzo those are ruins of ancient

buildings ancient buildings

probably one of animals relatives

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be careful kids nice growing animal you

ruined the ruins sorry and you ruined

the car too we'll never be able to get

money around the world now oh no she'll

leave us for sure

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are you sure Nanny can ride one of these

what are we waiting for kids Let's Roll

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foreign

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where did you learn to ride like that

Nanny

I had a tricycle when I was your age too

Kermit

yeah more like 20 minutes

gee I guess I better get a watch

geez I hope I won the BET didn't you

just love that wonderful vacation nanny

I bet it was girlfriend than any old

trip you had planned well wasn't it any

well

um and now you won't have to take a

vacation and leave us were you did you

make this trip to convince me to stay

home

oh that's so sweet of you

I'd never leave you with someone you

don't want to be with

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someone you like

anyone there

hey it's Nanny sister Aunt Fanny

I just came by to tell you oh you're

gonna love this then it looks like I can

babysit for the kids after all

you're gonna be our babysitter yeah

you go up and have a nice long vacation

Nanny and don't worry we'll be fine with

that Fanny taking care of us why thank

you Piggy

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the Muppet Babies all back again next

Saturday morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Talbot and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

thank you

I hope nanny is having As Nice a

vacation as we are right and Fanny right

piggy

um have anyone seen animal lately

wow

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