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03x09 - Scooter's Uncommon Cold

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

03x09 - Scooter's Uncommon Cold

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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hey guys I can't find that bug anywhere

there it is I see it oh there it is he's

getting away quick get him this is green

frog leader to a*tillery command enemy

aircraft sighted at 11 o'clock 10

o'clock Central Time waka waka waka

surreal fuzzy sorry this is a*tillery

command green frog leader I've got the

bug in my sights

blue

robot move up

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quick he's over the couch yeah

get him

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come on bug you want a bath

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foreign

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yes

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he's got us pinned down there's only one

thing to do

away there's a k*ller back on the loose

huh run for your life that's not a

k*ller bug it's not no it's a ladybug

hello little bug

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Gonzo you just have to know how to treat

a lady

hi kids hi

this just arrived in the mail for you

scooter oh boy

oh what is it scooter I know it's a

solar powered heater to defrost your

tongue when it gets stuck to the frozen

orange juice can what

huh it's my new high-powered microscope

well gee that's great

I think it's broken scooter I don't see

any micros anywhere that's that's not

how it works Ralph you put little things

under here and it makes them look much

bigger

get picky maybe if you give me a little

kiss under the microscope it'll look

like a big kiss

your little brain

Piggy

sorry Gonzo scooter why did you show

everyone how it works lucky nanny

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microscopes are neat because they let

you see things that are too small to see

with your eyes all you do is put

something under here adjust the light

with this mirror and focus with this

knob what do you want to look at first

anybody got any ideas Hey look

I found a box full of little Windows

gosh I didn't know they made houses that

small those aren't windows they're LED

shoes

specimen slides

this one's a leaf

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isn't that pretty

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it's an a the microscope makes things

look small

and look at this end

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I may look small but I'm gonna make big

trouble for you if you don't get your

face

boy these microscopes are powerful

wouldn't it be neat if this microscope

was so powerful we could look right into

the center of a molecule now what a cure

a molecule

guys

wow

hey what's that

I missed your molecule I want animals

minerals and vegetables are made of wow

you're not a tomato molecule are you no

no I'm a water molecule I have two

hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom what

an atom Mr molecule come a little closer

and I'll show you

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this must be an atom what are those

smaller things

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gee I didn't know there were fireflies

flying around atoms those aren't

fireflies Kermit they're electrons

that's what electricity is made of

what are you doing Gonzo I'm collecting

electrons so you'll be attracted to my

electric personality piggy my sweet

oh yeah

attract me to you you nuclear weirdo

does she give me a charge

hey Scooter what kind of particles make

up the protons and neutrons uh I'm not

exactly sure

guys why don't we take a look

there's nothing in here there's got to

be a smaller particle around here

somewhere there is guys

sure the imagination particle it makes

up all the things we dream of

wow that's right there are imagination

particles gosh I have three

hey this is cool

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I can't do it I'm sure he can scooter

just don't try so hard

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imagination particle

I started a chain reaction

that's you

my microscope

whoa

you guys ought to be more careful

this is a delicate instrument

what should we look at now

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hey guys I think I know what we can look

at next whoa It's the ladybug don't move

Gonzo it'll Fly Away

careful slowly easy now okay Gonzo put

your nose under the microscope

let me see

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let me see that's Cosmic

all right you big bug I'm gonna break

you they don't call me Gonzo the Bronco

Bank Buster for nothing

oh boy

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easy boy easy

foreign

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[Applause]

oh

yeah

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I heard a crash is everyone okay

yes nanny I don't feel

that's you

feels so good oh you feel hot scooter

I'm going to take your temperature

now scooter you keep your mouth closed

over the thermometer

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a lot today

yeah

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scooter you've got a temperature of 101

wow

what scooter be all right Nanny he will

if he gets plenty of rest

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and get better Nanny well rest helps

scooter uses energy to battle his cold

while his body makes white blood cells

to fight the germs cheers

they're like little tiny bugs

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ew it's not as bad as it sounds the

body's natural defense mechanisms can

fight them off if you rest and take care

of yourself gee gee oh boy that's weird

Crush

now you kids try to be quiet and let

Scooter get some rest

I'll check back in a little while don't

worry fellas my natural defense

whatchamacallits will take care of

everything I don't know scooter if

they're as clutzy as you are you could

be in big trouble

gee I never thought of that let's chill

there must be something we can do to

help scooter fight off the germs hey I

know remember how Gonzo said the

microscope makes things look smaller

when you look in lithium so so all we

have to do is go on to this side of the

microscope and we'll be teeny tiny when

we come out the other side yeah that way

we can go inside scooter and help him

fight off his Germans that's germs silly

that's what I said there's no time to

waste

Skeeter you and animals stay here and

take care of scooter okay

what you looking for Kermit this we can

use it like a road map yeah but how will

we get around once we're inside

Scooter's body we know

quick solo animal

where are you he disappeared

that's perfect the animal this will work

great come on let's go

hey where do we get into Scooter's body

when we're tiny there's only one place

that I know his belly button huh

are you sure Gonzo of course

he hey that's cold

okay guys let's do it

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an amazing amazing Voyage we're taking

Kirby yeah it's fantastic piggy see

anything on the scope fuzzy oh my gosh

there's something out there all right oh

no it's

Tomatoes what let me see body those

aren't Tomatoes silly

they're blood cells whew I thought I was

a goner what's our heading Navigator

weirdo give me give me a pop I think

we're hitting uh that is we're headed

for uh Scooter's head ah I think you're

like rather

watch that thumping noise gosh piggy I

think I feel my heart beating oh kermies

my heart's beating for you too that's

not Kermit's heart look

s good

she we're going into Scooter's heart

whoa far out we can hear Scooter's heart

I wonder if he can hear us yeah

are you sick and tired of staying in bed

feeling lousy from your toes to your

head

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the doctor said it might be the flu

you bought a fever of a thousand and two

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24 hours

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you're on your way

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[Applause]

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feel good hang in there Scooter Kermit

and the others Won't Let You Down

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we're inside scooters lungs now any sign

of the germs yet Ralph no wait a minute

I think I see something there they are

germs get ahead I see him

they're headed this way

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fuzzy load the torpedo

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oh loaded and ready set

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[Applause]

let's get out of here

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quick put on your anti-vitamin masks

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they're still coming why don't we

don't quick load another torpedo fuzzy

okie dokie

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wait a minute

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wow

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[Applause]

gosh I didn't know we had any screaming

blue Torpedoes that wasn't a torpedo

that was Gonzo what we gotta rescue him

no

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where are those white blood cells Danny

was talking about maybe they turned

yellow and ran away fuzzy

oh I feel horrible poor scooter oh Bob

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where are you

oh this must be Scooter's brain

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hey mental pictures I remember these

uh oh that's the time I stole scooters

bubble gum

he'll never remember that again all

right turn around slowly and don't make

any fast moves

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I'm sure why they blood cell and these

are my deputies we're taking you in you

nasty blue germ hold it Sheriff you got

the wrong chair I do yeah we were trying

to help scooter and the real

hmm you hear that boys scooters friends

are in trouble and need help let's move

out

those ugly germs are gonna get us

well gee

huh look here we go

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[Applause]

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everybody

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all right put up your germs and

surrender

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wow what a fight the white blood cells

are battling the germs

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let them have it piggy okay

okay yes

oh no let's get out of here it's too

late we're done for

I'm feeling a little better

hurry permit in the guys must have

helped your natural defenses I guess

you're right

foreign

germs we're taking you in

here

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buckle up guys we're heading home okay

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thanks fellas I don't mention that

scooter yeah

how are you feeling scooter much better

Nanny we got scooter well by helping his

natural defenses fight off the germs the

accident would help me get well

what really helped me get better was you

guys caring about me

become a scooter

Wisconsin

anymore

huh hey I thought we got rid of you get

out of here

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I'll get you

you'll be sorry come back here

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thank you

all right

animal I've been looking all over for

you what are you doing inside this ear

please eardrums

foreign

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