03x06 - Kermit Goes to Washington

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happy babies

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yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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isn't this ocean beautiful

you're only

don't you remember the rules I made up

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oh that's better

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come on

remember my rules

oh come on

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you didn't I'm changing the rules it now

takes two laps to win

what do you mean wow two laps no fair

Hey where's my belt I lost mine

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that's right piggy you can't change the

rules in the middle of the games

I

up so I can change them anytime I want

I'm not playing with piggy anymore

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I can watch we're not poor sports you're

a cheater

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you were having a boat race Nanny and

piggy cheated yeah he changed the rules

after I won is that true piggy well um

because when you started the game you

made an agreement with the others and

breaking agreements makes people angry

yeah

sorry now before you play any more games

I want you to agree on the rules and

then follow them yes

that's good I'm sure you'll have more

fun this way

of him it's decided are what's decided

that

lost in my bed I'm a born ruler

I clean as a piggy do you hear my assume

total control of my Almighty Kingdom boy

it's been a rough day I could use a few

laughs

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you're my queen

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Court Jester me a boy

hey in a hurry good morning you Royal

pigginess tell

Court gesture and make it funny no

problem another great one what do you

call a queen who plays golf give up the

Queen of Clubs and you get it golf clubs

Waka Waka

that was awful Jester you know what I do

the lousy comedians buy them joke

lessons

I'm not going to get 50 lashes am I nope

it's worse than that oh no

50 tomatoes

bring on my Royal writer

oh

can I weirdo Shakespeare my lady

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just kidding well what are you looking

for me today Royal writer I wear those

Shakespeare have written one of my

greatest works for you my queen

here it is

weird or not to be weird

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we're far

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ER in the world my queen that's your

problem

huh

stop you can't do this to me you will

hear from my agent oh hi and hello Queen

Elizabeth I sir Kerman Drake have come

to sail around the world for you forget

about sailing around the world sir kermi

I want you right here by my side but

what about the history Works who cares

about books you and I are going to make

our own history

yeah oh well I guess being King won't be

so bad

Prince Charming huh really stop let me

go piggy I don't like your rules

Kermit's right why should you be the

queen of the nursery

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okay okay I get it come on remember what

nanny said we've gotta figure out some

way to agree on the rules

know I'll be the ruler of the nursery

but piggy just proved that one person

making the rules won't work

if I were ruler

of the news there wouldn't be a rules

why one zulian declare myself emperor of

the nursery From This Moment forward I

cancel all rules and laws that's

ridiculous there have to be some loss he

can't cancel the law of gravity is that

so

hey

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guys if you're in no rules at all then I

can make up the rules of a good joke

I know why did the potato go to Paris

give up to be a french fry waka waka

waka

wow

french fries what happened to tomatoes

wow yeah

french fries are better with ketchup

tree fuzzy I guess rules or no rules a

bad joke is a bad joke hmm I wonder what

it's like to play piano with no musical

rules

hey without rules I could begin running

a race before the star who shoots his

p*stol so can we

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go

pardon me g*ns only in but why do you

keep your hand in your shirt oh that is

simple I keep my hand

because I would ah lucky for these silly

with my nose in there

I had to ask no actually Kermit you

didn't have that yeah

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no rules

if there aren't any rules at all then

you and I don't have to wait till we're

older to get married

for boys

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watch out

oh yeah

told you everything would be great

that's the nursery what on Earth is

going on in here

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we were just doing what you told us you

were yeah we agreed on the rules that's

right we agreed on no rules that's not

quite what I had in mind g*ns though it

isn't oh boy

now I want all of you to sit down on the

couch

now when I said agree on the rules I

didn't need no rules it's not okay to be

totally out of control

I'm afraid not

now I want all of you to sit still until

I come back okay

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boring Christ sitting still is awful

yeah you know something I think we're

being punished you're right scooter this

is like being in jail you said it yeah

the rules we knew the game we only have

ourselves to blame she told these once

she told us twice and now we're paying

the price

itself yikes we're wearing stripes

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feels like the prison cell yes

Life's a drag when you can't be free

every day looks the same

we learn learn lesson and now we know

praying by the rules is the way to go if

we ever get out we'll change our plan

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thank you

all right Gonzo you can relax now

if you kids want to learn about rules

this should help it's my Old Government

book from when I went to school and it

tells all about democracy oh thanks near

me but what is democracy that's when

people make rules for themselves each

person has a secret vote they elect

people to make laws for them and a

President to carry out those laws hey

maybe we could try that to help us make

rules

yeah why did you look at the pictures in

the book and call me if you have any

questions

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I didn't think so I know let's vote for

a president of the nursery

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I

also the rules uh no that's not exactly

how it works Piggy

we get to

whatever we want for President we

uh-huh but first you gotta make the

people wanna vote for you like this

yes ladies and gentlemen vote for me and

I promise to let this country go to the

dogs

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I'll fire all the dog catchers

and I'll guarantee one big dog bone for

every month

just vote for Rolf the dog for president

of the nursery g-roaf I hate to say this

but you're the only dog in the nursery

oh

you get both by being on television

hello my name is Piggy and

president you should vote for me because

I'm smart smart adorable

um and a born leader and because if you

don't you'll be sorry

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yeah that's no way to make people like

you I'm

sorry I don't know what came over me

okay okay guys now it's time to vote for

the person you think would make the best

president of the nursery

thank you

so step into the voting booth and cast

your secret balance

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there who's next

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okay that's everybody I'll count the

votes

one for piggy two for piggy oh Kitty I

just know I'm gonna win one for Kermit

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three for Kermit what

hey it's two votes for Piggy and six for

Kermit Karma

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um I I voted for you piggy I wonder who

the other person was

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me I am gonna be your first lady aren't

I hey are you sure piggy gosh now that

I'm president what do I do according to

these pictures you gotta go to

Washington you mean Kermit's got to do

his laundry

sorry he means Washington DC the

nation's capital let me see yeah I wanna

see

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president works

maybe I could visit some other

presidents and get some advice

sure follow me

what's this place it's the Lincoln

Memorial come on

boy look at the size of him yeah I'll

bet he was the biggest President we ever

had what can't thank you Abraham Lincoln

was president during the Civil w*r he

helped free the sl*ves and wrote the

Gettysburg Address

what is the Gettysburg Address

why 227 Gettysburg Road of course

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wait for me

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are you Kermit the Frog

I think so

Secret Service I'm afraid you'll have to

come with us

wait you don't understand I don't have

any secrets I won fair and square

where are you taking me

I didn't do anything I'm innocent I'm

I'm

welcome to the White House Mr President

what

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after president how does it feel to be

the first frog in the White House well

it feels uh green I mean King it feels

real Keys Mr President what do you plan

to do about the High Cost of Living all

right good question uh I guess I'll have

to get my allowance ready

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Mr President I'm sorry no more questions

the president is very busy I am

where are we now the Oval Office sheesh

no wonder they call it the Oval Office

you know what to do

right no sweat piggy what are you doing

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it's my job to make sure your office

looks beautiful

personally I don't like ovals

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just love hearts

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okay

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check the beauty of having the outside

painted too huh

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pink house is so much cuter than a White

House don't you

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what's this what

what meeting of course

we'll hear from the Secretary of toys we

need more money to buy toys

next we'll hear from the Secretary of

clothes we need more money to buy

clothes

um well that sounds okay

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but what about money for ice cream and

popcorn and don't forget movies

hey what about music in computers

hold it hold it we're arguing again

Kermit's right what we need are some new

rules Hey look

this is where they make the laws I saw

it on TV it's called the house I wonder

if it's anything like a dog house

the speaker of the doghouse I call this

meeting the order

who wants to make the first law for the

nursery

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on my birthday but you're not a lawmaker

you're the first lady I know oh that's

why I'm counting on YouTube to make sure

it becomes La no

if we have to vote on it we do right

all in favor say aye

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aye what

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the eyes have it everyone agrees to buy

piggy a present on her birthday

I don't know what to say

gpg why are you so surprised yeah you

buy presents for all of us so why

wouldn't we want to do the same for you

gee I guess democracy is pretty good

stuff after all well kid did you work

out all your problems we sure did nanny

your book really helped we elected

Kermit president at the nursery and from

now on if we can't agree on something

we're going to vote on it that's

wonderful kids when I grow up I'm going

to run for Congress gee it's a long way

to Washington scooter maybe you better

start running now

huh personally I'm gonna run for

president of Neptune but Gonzo there's

nobody on Neptune I know I'll win by a

landslide

see what I mean

hi this is Kirk Fogg your guide for

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thank you

oh well I may not be president of the

nursery but at least I have my picture

on a postage stamp

huh

hey what are you doing

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