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02x10 - Blinky Bill Down on the Farm

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x10 - Blinky Bill Down on the Farm

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[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and FL

and nutsy too and Wombo Ruff and marier

and SPL the kangaroo now they all live

in green patch town as happy as can be

with friends and neighbors all around

the same as you and me but it's not

always fun and games for Blinky and his

crew disaster shouldn't happen but alas

they sometimes do there's Mysteries and

secrets out there amongst the trees and

nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky Bill

you'll never catch him standing still

like this pretty boring till you met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky bill out

cheeky mate from Green patch Hill if you

don't know him you soon will good old

Blinky bill so come and see what happens

next to Blinky and his friends but 10 to

one you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little Mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting Tales

hey hey ly Bill you'll never catch him

standing still like this pretty boring

till you met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

Bill L cheeky M from Green patch Hill if

you don't know him you soon will good

old Blinky bill

[Music]

hey he Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still like this pretty

boring till you miss Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky bill I'll cheeky M from Green

patch Hill if you don't know him you

soon will good oh

Blinky good on you

[Music]

Blinky wake up g*ng time to look for

breakfast oh binky will we ever have

homecooked food again I forget lots of

sugar on my porridge mom 10 P of toast

marmalade so sorry flap it's worms

again I'm sick of eating Bush food

nothing but grass and gum leaves and

nuts and berries yuck I'm getting Flo

and my clothes won't fit anymore yeah

and I miss M's home cooking too and I've

never ever missed that

before

look we might find something down

there funny looking Farm huh what's the

farm blodge well you know we humans keep

cows and sheep and things yeah cows and

sheep and things got to eat I bet

they're eating breakfast now well they

won't mind giving us some but what about

the humans I'll let them find their own

breakfast come on g*ng let's eat ah

Blinky um humans don't like dingo too

much maybe I should stay here I could be

the lookout good idea Shifty we'll bring

you back something to

eat I I don't see anybody oh I expect

they're eating breakfast this fence must

be to stop those farm animals getting

out I don't know I've heard humans build

fences to stop wild animals getting in

you wait here while I climb over that

fence and have a look around no no I'll

go if there's any yummy food around here

my sensitive platus pellet will find it

in night

time if there's food to the few there's

nothing I

can't I'm stuck you better help him

Blinky I'll me to the rescue as usual

Mark Mar mark

what's

that sounds like a dog who's afraid of

an ordinary old

dog that's no ordinary old

dog bark

bark doggy good

doggy parkk down

boy

owow I can't

look put me

down don't just Ste there do

something come on g*ng let's get that

mechanical

mut let's CL it com loen

[Music]

it can you want run

[Music]

faster hold on flap it's not me that's

still in the

[Music]

holding not bad guys but you certainly

took your time oh dear I hope we haven't

k*lled it I don't be silly nutsy it's

only an overgrown Clockwork

Mouse the animals must be in here this

is a funny looking burn

what are those

things it's a big a sort of um it's

probably it's a milk tank a don't be

crazy there's not that much milk in the

whole world they'll never fill all these

oh yeah look over here wow with those

many cows there's bound to be a lot of

food they might even give us one of

those milkshakes we're making okay

sector 14b session's over everyone take

a 15minute move

break how did we do number

3765 good number

9721 productivity is up 12 and a half%

on yesterday already excuse

me

who are you oh hi I'm Blinky Bill Blinky

Bill what sort of number is that why do

they all look so different from each

other it must make them feel very

insecure I'm not insecure on a

mouse control yourself SI 14b you don't

want to curdle your milk now little

animals just tell me where you came from

uh so

outside nobody goes outside if they can

help it disgusting great empty Fields

grass all over the place they used to

expect us to eat grass

never are yeah talking of eating grass I

Wonder grth has creatures like these

crawling all over it and they look most

unhygienic

unhygienic us yeah what hygienic mean

Blinky I don't know but it sounds rude

dirty she means we're dirty me daddy do

you want your tail knitted sister sh

marciel I'm not

dirty am I Blinky oh please listen to us

we're lost lost and we're trying to find

our way home oh you poor little things

now now colleagues don't get sentimental

emotion affects output the milk qu will

suffer

de if you'll excuse us it's time for our

breakfast

breastfast yes a healthy and nutritious

diet of processed grass

[Music]

substitute I can't stand it anymore I

got to

[Music]

have quick we'll have to go after

[Music]

him

[Music]

Yu all that bumping about doesn't help

my empty tummy there he

goes I think I'm

stuck

not like that I'm talking about your

wool or your fur or whatever it is oh

look at the state it's in we never allow

wool to get in that condition in this

Farm come with me please we have a

computer our shearing P here we have

several programs from cuts to color

rers looks like sheep dip to me these

seats look comfortable ah you're right

spudge it's been ages I fat in a

chair what does this do it's where the

humans control the shearing yeah mean

like this I

what

whoops what's so

[Music]

funny got the T more off from the front

I

think now the force acting on the axis

is equal to Bean stalk have you been

checking the monitors lately

everything's functioning normally uh Dr

Universe good let's take a look have a

look the TV monitors will tell us what's

happening m z fet what's this oh

D6 seems to have a malfunction and what

about those sheep they should be eating

their multiple expansion wool growth

pellets

beanock wild animals you've let in wild

animals that germ carrying Wild wild

animals in our hygienic ulture

integrated high tech facility beant

locate them at once boy the animals in

this place are weird all I said was trim

a little off the front let's look in

[Music]

here can that wck it who's

there there's nobody here but us

chickens I can't see nothing yeah it's

real dark we need some light there's got

to be a

button found

[Music]

one that was the fire alarm

L well how was I to know anyway what

were you freaks doing sitting in the

dark

you watch your language Lady this is the

night shift this is our W

time look at a so through we're very

sorry that was some downpour I think

some water got in my

ear you two have got water on the brain

yeah we must look a bunch of

drips rest

over back to work

L lies

[Music]

light the

humans run

everybody get

them

that's it drive them to

[Music]

me which way

Blinky up

there there they go

[Music]

my come

[Music]

back hry Beanstalk they must have gone

this

way that fol them come

[Music]

on stop we can't go any further

it's one of those milk tanks o it's an

awful long way down we've got them this

time follow

[Music]

me now what do we do oh I'm not afraid

of humans sh Maria let me

think

oh I don't like HIDs follow me beant

stalk or your

[Music]

fired oh do something linky do something

she says I'm getting

Dey follow me out the ladder as fast as

you

can pull the ladder up get up that

ladder be sto

St now look what you've done

Beanstalk sorry Dr Universe we're

traed well that's that now for breakfast

or a brunch oh those poor animals humans

made them like they are oh Blinky we

must do something yes there's going to

be some changes around

[Music]

here well the Farm Workers

representatives are all here what do you

want yeah what have you done where they

are humans the humans are safely out of

the way you can do whatever you like go

outside play sit in the

sun without humans okay wise guy and how

are we going to get fit no we can't eat

ra unprocessed GR

or plain nonvitamin enriched

vegetables all right all right stay here

but work for yourselves not the humans

you run the farm all you got to do is

work the computer oh dear oh dear no

that wouldn't

do that's what the humans are paid

for anyone can press buttons them Blinky

yeah we're not sl*ves to machines okay

then Blinky do you think you ought to

computers are a

breeze nothing to

it nothing

happened

[Music]

open it

Bean but how hard can it be to open a

door have you tried turning the handle

oh that's a good idea simply

good now get out of my way you nink

poop oh it's not my fault if the stupid

computer doesn't

understand well take a shortcut and head

them off in the

lobby

no not

through what's happening oh I I I I

tried to

warn

you inside a cow

exerciser get us out of here you

fool I can't the control the control the

buttons are outside oh I'll get you for

this be

stalk the door

the

[Music]

door off

me get off me you

fool you're fired Bean stck do you hear

me we were only trying to help I'll um

I'll reset the

dial there it's

done oh I've got such a

[Music]

headache perhaps we'd better

go get them Bean

[Music]

St look there's a way out of the other

end don't let get out the door

[Music]

oh they got away not yet they

haven't they're getting

[Music]

away I'll put a stop to that get them

[Music]

boys over the fence and we'll be safe oh

Noy what do we do

now I've got

him

[Music]

Bean do do something oh I I I am I I'm

running for my life oh Blinky how did

you do it I told you pressing buttons

was

easy over here hello Shifty we're going

to free the

cows

the

[Music]

chickens and the

sh and the

pigs and now find some

breakfast hold on you were the funny

number you were right fresh grass is

much

tastier yes and I just love being in the

sunshine and we really go for this kind

of

exercise you mention breakfast it's

ready come help yourself to some milk

nobody invites me twice for

breakfast well I thought this spice had

nothing to offer but we manage to get

something here after all yeah especially

me

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

extraordinary

yahoy Bill and crew nuty flap and Mar

and the kangar the kangar the kangaroo

Excursion time mag we'll have a lovely

day we're going on a bushw walk young

Blinky y hooray you said SPL to take a

comp in the map and I'll bring the

evental like Chu a cake said flap yah

did doy on his crew

n and the kangaroo the K the kangaroo

they wandered down an old Bush track a

twisting and a turning then crawled up

on the bank and fell exhausted on the

grass an unfamiliar landscape stretched

around them far and wide and Flappy

nearly fainted we're completely lost he

cried you want to know what happened

then keep watching and you'll see here

comes the next adventure of Blinky Bill

Blinky Bill Blinky bill that's

me

did

naroo the K watch the

Kango