01x16 - Blinky and the Film Star

[bunniefuu]

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okay guys stand by we start sh**ting

now

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Shing get

down why a bank robber

out of my

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way what are you doing you

ruian mind your own business you do not

pass be foolish wench unhand me villain

I'll save you help

please I've got to robber please police

quick help

police this sounds like a job for police

officer

Pelican stop stop in the name of the law

good boy him Stop in the Name of the law

don't let him get away we are right

behind you Blinky you can count on us

what's going on here oh this Bandit was

about to rob the bank but I've caught

him red-handed well rede actually I also

stopped him from hurting this girl but

you don't need to give me a medal a

large reward will do are you bank

robbers too hardly we're film makers

Spielberg's the name Danny Spielberg and

this is my lead actor Clint meatball and

I'm sure you all recognize green Patch's

most famous actress Miss Daisy Miss

Daisy uh

driving but I saw a g*n yeah so so you

did now now cop another

eiel our films will make green patch

famous it'll be the new Hollywood and

you could be the new yes that rugged

profile why you could be the new Arnold

Schwarzenegger well linky once again

you've made a nuisance of

yourself linky Bill the Troublemaker but

hang on I thought don't think lad leave

the thinking to me now get off the

school before I report you to miss

Magpie the new Arnold Schwarzenegger huh

the any place M Pelican has any muscles

is between his

ears what did you say oh nothing

come on Fellers yeah in a minute oh not

another violent film about gangsters why

don't they make a nice nature

documentary instead about us koalas

cheeky little

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brat if you need anyone else to act in

your film I'd be delighted to help out

you know romantic lead character Parts

action roles I was an extra in the birds

you know I could even help direct I

picked up a thing or to from the hitch

yeah well uh thanks uh no no we we can't

do any more today uh We've uh uh run out

of film we'll try again tomorrow

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morning next stop Hollywood H my adoring

public oh look who's peeking in my

little window

hi never seen a film star before no no

oh don't be shy we film stars are just

like you Ordinary People only much

better

looking you want My Autograph how

darling

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there you go and come up and see me

sometime oh I like being surrounded by

Handsome strong brave

men

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o wow did you see the way she looked at

me you she was looking at me I reckon

she likes me get well she said she likes

men who are

handsome strong and bright exactly so

why should she be interested in a little

squirt who looks like a mixture of a

duck and a beaver what did you say

thunder SP you heard me beetle come on P

him up P him up oh you what are you

trying to come here you oh yeah oh get

here you come back here

ah Maria did you say Bandits not real

ones Miss actors they're making a movie

right here in green patch and it's

starring this really pretty actress

pretty huh it was mostly makeup if you

ask me nobody asked you na here well I

can't work it out those actors are such

twits how could they make a movie you've

got to have brains to make a movie then

there's no chance of you ever making one

oh enough children maybe they're filming

Robin Hood yeah who is Robin Hood oh he

used to rob the rich people and give

them money to the

poor that's pretty dumb if I were a

Robin Hood I'd Rob the rich and Rob the

poor too you get more that way oh Blinky

just

joking C

oh good Heavens what

happened did you guys get a part in that

violent film you boys have been

fighting we weren't fighting Miss we

just had a sort of discussion what with

steamroller I'll be quiet Blinky what

were you um discussing well I was trying

to explain to Flap how a certain film

star liked me best she likes me best

does not does too enough put him up duck

face and what's so funny young man

spludge and flap I thought they were

mates and look at them fighting over a

pretty

girl put a in it Blinky if you th

her you'd fall in love with her

too me a you must be

joking yeah you're not so smart Blinky

Bill I'm smart enough not to fight over

some bubble brain actress what a bit huh

I'll bit my new cut against 20 of your

best marbles that you fall for the film

star

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done yeah little beardy I could do with

a new C unhand me oh

no ST

like will no one help a poor Damsel in

Distress oh dear boy what do you think

of my

acting oh not bad do you think I have

talent well uh you've got

something my favorite kind of

man you mean handsome strong and right

oh no no that was this morning this

afternoon I like men who are sensitive

frail and

romantic me sensitive frail and

romantic

Cy do you really mean it oh yes and just

for you a red red

rose and

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oh she can't help us

so we frail sensitive types have that

effect on

women are

you huh there get going me yeah you we

got a film production meeting a private

meeting so scram

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isn't life

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wonderful

e e

was love for the whole world otherwise

you might find yourself bouncing on your

head what are you in love for it's me

Miss Daisy loves best

me oh just look at the three of them

take that they're behaving like a bunch

of wild humans yeah oh go get out of it

what do you think you

might hey come come back here hey you

stop it stop it it's no use leave them

they'll get sick of

it oh I'd love to know how she does it

that actress is making the boys behave

like

lunatics hey why don't we go and see for

ourselves and what about when may

Pelican offered to be one of the

actors what a bird brain yeah he really

thinks we're making a

movie all right kids back to business

now tomorrow morning we rob the bank but

this time meatball you go inside the

bank and really grab the money

I love it then you run straight to The

Hideout we'll be right behind

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you and what have you come to see me

about well we wanted to tell you about a

very a fire perhaps no we wanted to tell

you about a very serious matter concern

oh a building permit no we wanted to

tell you about a very serious matter

legal matters no it's about a robbery a

police

business yes now what can I do for you

the actors are planning to rob the bank

tomorrow morning you've got to stop them

you silly children they're only making a

movie get out get out

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but oh we'll have to tell Blinky he'll

do

something but he's in LA with one of the

robbers we'll have to try come

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on I learned two things this afternoon

never triy to outbox a kangaroo and a

platus can do a lot of damage if a

kangaroo is holding you down you missed

a wonderful

fight how can a fight be wonderful it

Cur us of all that dumb love stuff she

can go and jump in the lake friends are

more fun than film stars good then

you'll really be interested in what

we've got to tell

you well

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is there someone

there

no well uh that's all right

then feel it's my ball

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hey this isn't a whe camera it's made

out of

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wood they're all fakes the girls were

right

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hurry up will you we're starting in a

minute oh I haven't learned my lines

properly who cares it's a bank robbery

not a real

movie but I'm an

actress actress I've seen trained seals

put on a better performance oh yeah well

have you ever seen them do

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this I quit huh you can't quit you're my

Leading Lady well you just have to find

yourself another leading lady I'm not

working with someone who doesn't

appreciate me huh

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y uh huh what

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hello handsome ain't you ever seen an

actress before listen to

this

huh to be or not to be that is the

quality of Mercy which is not strained

once more until the breach dear friends

once

more I didn't understand a word of

that you're not supposed to it's

Shakespeare well um uh uh Lulu mon is my

name but you can call me any time you

lag I'm up from the city for a little

break yeah well this could be your big

break Lulu because I'm Danny Spiel movie

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producer you wouldn't be interested in a

movie job by any chance

oh absolutely yes but I can't work on an

empty stomach give her anything she

wants why thanks Big

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Spender

wow uhuh huh

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that's better well um what are we

waiting for big

boy okay stand by Lulu bank manager and

bank

robber lights

camera

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action please sir do not steal my life

savings be gone for foolish

wench foolish now that's no way to speak

to a lady this will teach you to be

rude

huh what are you doing that's not in the

story you shouldn't play with g*ns it's

dangerous hi

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Mr manager here's your

money but but how

did Blinky bill you see it was an

attempted

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[Applause]

robbery but it was Maria who discovered

they were not really filmmakers but the

dingo that really stopped the

robbery and my Oscar winning

performance

exra wooo h