03x03 - The Book of Khartoum

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Open the book. Open the book. Open the

passenger. Quiet, Xerxes. It

took me seven years of searching the

seven deserts to find the Book of

Khartoum. And now that it's

mine, I want to savor the moment.

Yes, master. Many

great wizards have dreamt of unlocking

its dark secrets, but I

no longer have to dream.

Finally, someone worthy of my

magic has released me.

What is it that you seek?Oh,

not much really, just-- All of

your secrets.

Ah, a wizard with a taste for power.

I like that. The key to

all of the magical secrets in the cosmos

is held within the Philosopher's

Stone. Yes. Where can I

find this stone?You do not find

it. You make it.

First, you must build a furnace to heat a

small quantity of sands,

crystals, and flakes of

gold. Mere child's play.

There is one element that is

absolutely essential. A

cosmic power source strong

enough to heat the furnace.

Oh, I know just what can provide such

power. Bowling?Oh, no.

Boring. Dancing! Oh, Dullsville. Yawning!

Yuck! You're worrying too much, Genie.

There's lots of fun things to do. But

this is a big, big night, Al. It's the

anniversary of the first time I saw

Eden. When we met, pigs

flew in outer space and played croquet.

It was more than semi-phenomenal. It was

nearly, totally cosmic.

Please spare me the details. I'll read

about it in tomorrow's tabloid.

Genie's not-so-secret love life.

Now, let's see. The big bulk of

everything there is to do on a big date

with the absolute love of your life and

more. There's gotta be something in

here. What's all that, boss?How hard can

it be for two Genies to have fun?You can

go through a paper shredder and call it a

party. It's

not that simple, guys. Sure it

is, Genie. Why don't you take Eden for a

romantic stroll down by the ocean?

Wait, I've got it. Since Jasmine's off in

a caravan now,You won't be busy,

so you can tag along and give me helpful

hints. No, No you'll do fine,

Genie. Trust me. You're right, Al.

I'm a big boy. I can do this. I

know I can. Have

fun, Genie. I won't wait up for you. I've

got to see this date. You with me,

monkey boy?HuhI

haven't had a good laugh in a long

time.

Oh, romance. I can

practically smell it in the air. That's

some romance.

Yes! A camel ride with Eden along the

beach would be the perfect thing to do.

Ohh

Eden should be here any moment. She'll

love this. What's a

carriage doing in the middle of nowhere?

Uh,

excuse me, driver, but we're supposed to

stay on the beach. This isn't right.

There's been a change in plans. A big

change. Mozinrith!

Clam up, monkey boy!Oh, we'll end up

as appetizers on Mosan Rat's luncheon

plate.

Is there an extra charge for this?For

you, it's a free ride.

Looks like Genie's gonna be late for that

date.

Don't tell me. Magic-proof

glass, 100%. Very

clever, Mosrath. A

genie. He will certainly

provide the power necessary to create the

Philosopher's Stone.

When I want something, I get it.

Oh, you need to get out more often, man.

You're talking to books now. Let's face

it, you're a basket case!

You have no choice. I need

every last drop of your spirit. But, uh,

then, what will become of little old me?

You'll be nothing. Less than nothing,

actually. Nothing!

Nothing NothingNot even

a phone call to say it was going to be

late. It's really not like him. I

don't get it. Genie was really excited

about seeing you tonight, Eden. I hope

he's all right. Ever since the day Eden

met Genie, she hasn't stopped talking

about him. Oh, dear. A million things

could have happened to him. It may not be

that bad, Eden. It's worse!

Mosenrath took Genie for a ride!

Someone stole my Genie! I'll

squash him like a bug!

Ugh, tear him to pieces. Better make

a note, monkey. Don't ever get on this

girl's bedside. Where

does this Mosenrath live?In the land of

the Black Sand. Well, Mosenrath is going

to wish he'd never messed with my man.

We better follow her, guys. If

Mosenrath's involved, she's going to need

our help. You stay here, Dondi. This

could be dangerous.

Carpet! Oh,

boy, just what I needed. A night on the

town with a lovestruck genie on the

warpad. How did I get so

lucky?

Excellent, Mosen Roth. You have followed

my directions perfectly. With this

furnace, you will soon gain

unimaginable power.

I can practically taste it already.

I only hunger for the Philosopher's

Stone. Let's see.

Philosopher's Stone. 75%

fat, 50,000

calories. Oh, nope, not good at all.

Your cholesterol count will really blow

up with that. Enough!

This is really going to put a crimp in my

day.

It's working good!

Yes. And soon I will

have all the power of the cosmos.

What?Is

something wrong?Not

working. Not good.

Come on, guys. Lighten up. You can't burn

the genie at both ends. It's in the

manual. The genie

obviously isn't powerful enough to heat

the furnace. No! Not

when I'm so close. Then you

must get more power,

or your dreams of unlocking the cosmos'

greatest secrets will be dashed

forever. Hang on,

boyfriend. I'm coming to get ya.

Yes, right on target.

Town looks dead. Shouldn't be too hard to

find, Genie. Just tell me where Genie

is, and I'll be gentle.

I see. I guess we'll do it your way.

I hope you have health insurance.

Whew. You guys sure fall apart easily.

Hurry, Carpet. There's no telling what

kind of trouble Genie and Eden might be

in. I've got a bed feeling the fun

starting without us.

Boy, for undead guys, you've got a lot of

spirit.

This is wonderful. Wonderful?

Look at her, Xerxes. She's

young, she's vivacious, and she's

full of cosmic energy. That

genie will provide the perfect power

boost we're looking for. Umm

You boys obviously don't know the meaning

of the word quit. And neither do

I, baby.

Yuck! Eden!

Aladdin?I've got everything under

control! You heard the girl, Al. We can

go home. She doesn't need us. But Genie

does.

I hate hitchhikers, especially on dead

ones!

Where'd Eden go?

Genie?Genie?

Looking for someone?You must be

Mosenrath. At your

service. Okay, pal. I'll be short

and to the point. Let my

genie go!

Georgie?How cute.

Genie's got a girlfriend.

Girlfriend, girlfriend.

Let him go, or you're dead meat.

Oh, really?Oh, if even a hair on

my head is harmed, your blue bow

will be in worse shape than he's in now.

NowWhat do you mean?Why

talk about it when I can show you.

Oh, no. Genie, are

you all right?Gaden, I'm sorry about

our date tonight. I'm just not feeling



thousand years of sit-ups and leg lifts,

and I'll be in tip-top shape.

What have you done to him, you brute?He's

merely lending me a helping hand. Isn't

that what friends are for?

No, great, Mosengrant's made a new

friend. And he's a book with a

big mouth! Aladdin!

What an unpleasant surprise to see you.

Be careful, Eden. You can't trust

Mosengrant. I'm not worried, Aladdin.

I'll get Genie out.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Genie! Hi, darling. I'm so sorry.

I'm okay. But I think I'm going to have a

really bad headache in the morning. Maybe

we can rush Mosenrath. It's no use.

Genie is at his mercy. Mosenrath,

if you let Genie go, I will take his

place. Hmm

Interesting proposition. Now I

know this girl is one gumdrop shot of a

fruitcake! I've considered your offer,

Genie, and it's a deal. You,

in exchange for him. Why don't we shake

on it?No, don't!

What's happening?

You cheated me! Double-crosser.

Big surprise. Now I will have

twice the power to run my furnace.

Not as long as I'm around. Then you won't

be around.

Carpet, are you out of your mind?

Do we

get frequent flyer miles for this trip?

Excellent, Buzanrath. Soon the

Philosopher's Stone will be ready.

Yes, and I will be the

most powerful wizard ever!

I've always thought we'd grow old

together, Eden, but not this

fast. At

least we had Agrabah.

The Philosopher's Stone is ready.

What?At

last, I am

free. The power of the

cosmos is finally mine.

No. The power was supposed to be

mine. Fool. It was

never meant to be yours. You.

You used me. Naturally. I

needed someone greedy enough to create

the stone and release me from my prison.

And you were that

someone. Now,

thanks to you, the world will tremble

before the great Khartoum.

It's been many centuries since my enemies

trapped me inside this accursed book.

But now, with the Philosopher's Stone in

place, no one shall ever

imprison me again.

Next time, Mose, watch what you order

from the book of the Millennium Club.

Khartoum, that stone is

mine. I made it.

Your magic is just a parlor trick to

me, boy. Mine, on the

other hand, is limitless.

It's amazing how fast these youngins grow

up these days. The Philosopher's

Stone is getting much, much

stronger. And so am

I!

And I thought Wonder Boy was twisted.

This guy takes the cake! And all the

candles, too. Call

me silly, but something tells me this

isn't the best time to drop in on Mosin

Red! Maybe not. But we've got to save

Genie and Eden. I will let you Genie out

of what's rightfully behind.

Your magic is useless against me.

Genie, we might have to take a rain check

on our date. Permanently.

Looks like Mosenrath bit off more than he

could chew. Doesn't happen to a nice

maniac.

Enough!

No more games. What?

My power. It's gone! First

your power, now you.

Too bad you can't finish what you

started, Bosen Rath. Every moment the

power of the Philosopher's Stone grows.

Uh ohThere's a limited warranty on the

Philosopher's Stone. Says here that

if its power grows without proper

maintenance, the scone will

self-destruct. And it already looks

like it's gonna blow.

Nothing can help us now. I'm with the

kids! We're doomed! Well, I'm not leaving

until Genie and Eden are safe. No!

Just hang on!

After I finish you, Mosenroth, I'll take

care of your little friends. Come on,

Genie, we gotta go. Don't worry, Al.

I can handle Khartoum.

oh No! It's not

fair!

You both have to get your strength back.

That could take centuries! Well,

we could combine our powers with the

legendary Genie Embrace!

It's supposed to increase one's ability

to yodel upside down. Dry, clean

undershorts in record time. and

restore weakened genies to their

full power.

Do you think the genie embrace will work?

Nope. No. Never done it. Well, there's

only one way to find out.

I feel like a million bucks! With a

whole lot of change to spend. Me too!

Then lead the way, genie woman.

Let's go, carpet!

No one is going anywhere.

Horrors! That turban went out of style

ages ago. And that atrocious rock, it's

much too gaudy. Pest.

Yoo-hoo! Oh, katumi!

Over here.

There. Much better. Fabulous. No!

Oh, not again.

You fool. You ruined

everything. Well, you know what they

say. You can't judge a book by its cover.

HmmThis bird's just about done.

It's just a few degrees short of total

annihilation. Shall we take it for a ride?

Love to.

Save yourself, Genie. Never, sweet love.

For you and me, it's all or

nothing. I

can't believe it. They sacrificed

themselves. Who cares?I

lost everything. Oh,

great! And me without the

umbrella!

Genie, Ethan, you guys are okay!

Now that was a phenomenally

cosmic anniversary. Like the genie

embrace, it's legendary.

Next time, just send flowers in a

card. You'll live longer that way.