03x03 - Barney

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down in the midle where the wind in the

middle of a field on the lightning tree

it lims all torn from the day it was

born for the tree was born in a

Thunderstone grow grow the lightning

tree it's never too late for you and me

grow grow the lightning tree and again

into

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we down in the m in the

window the lightning trees come you want

you want then it's up to

you the

lightning too easily lightning tree

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Slugger Where's Dora she's out with

copper is she said she'd be off an hour

and don't tell me that was an hour ago

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right someone at the gate Slugger if

it's another horse the answer is no

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come

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on morning good morning um I've come

about a horse and the answer is

no what sold out yeah we hey haven't you

any left huh any left he says any left

that's what I'm trying to tell you it

we'll be having m in the bedroom the way

she's going well can I see them

you want to buy one oh that's it you

come to the right place mate daughter's

imporium for bargain dropouts pick any

two and we throw one in for luck special

reductions for Alters over 10 well I

hadn't quite tradein retreads remolds

you name it Angie see if we can find

something you

like don't know much about them myself

it's the wife she thinks and you or to

ride sport of Kings mate Queens too of

course ah I see you have a night with

them best a lot that one lovely

nature economical too those 20 miles on

a bale of a nicest thing you said to me

in yours well you buying an horse yes

well you come to the wrong place mate

hey but have a look round see for

yourself you out of your mind since when

is Dora sold horses well if we don't

he'll go to that new place wouldn't he

oh you want to keep the customers away

from lockwoods what he he's an horse

dealer so well she don't like him says

it's inuman trading in

horses they treat their horses like

cars no worry who's buying them whether

they're going to be looked after so long

as they sell them that's all they care

about but we can look after it and they

fub off any old horse it may not be

suitable but look you couldn't help us

could you come with us give us a few

pointers well oh please I'll fetch the

wife Lockwood's place in about an

hour all right come on come

on hey I see just a thing you want a

winner we got it you want a pet one of

the same twoes you might say for the

price of one extend the Trot chip extend

the trot it's all there you

see you can't fult him can

you cter a figure of eight you watch I

shall be a

minute

morning come for all have you or is it a

riding lessons no we we're with them

they asked us to come oh right come on

you'll see something too do you know

anything about

horses yes

good we got some good ones here win

anything with that one always in the

money oh what a

darling Angela couldn't ride him show us

what you

know what's his

new what's his name chip d song Oh

yes I think we should buy it how much

you ask ah well seeing as

you 500

rather a lot Oh

Daddy chip get the gray

out bargain that one get your money back

in no time still you know what you want

he was pulling rubbish as quiet as a

baby M out velvet what do you

say you'd never control

him very free with your opinions aren't

you I couldn't see anything wrong where

are you from Folly foot that place

they're all dead beats up there you

stick with your old age pensioners

poking your nose in here now just a

minute have you ever seen that place

clapped out animals should have been put

down years ago I wonder mine seem a bit

Lively let's get on with it shall we

chip

oh tlor made for you solid as a rock no

Barnacles this one wood you're not call

Barney for nothing how much 350

f as they come you can ride him to

church 300 there you are I oh he's such

a darling isn't it just you

Angie I think we should have him what do

you say well I'd have a vet look at him

now look here there's something wrong

with him the vet saw him this morning

Touch of shipping fever that's all he

only came down from Scotland a couple of

days ago they get like that there's long

journey and all that do they look you

give me your address and I'll drop him

off over he'd be a surprise as a fly

tomorrow you'll see oh how lovely there

Auntie aren't you

thrilled such a

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darling what was it do you think

tranquilizers he was drugged Steve they

couldn't H these Second Great dealers

know all the tricks

poor Barney you'll be all right it's the

buckles I feel sorry

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for good morning

hello I'm sorry about the other week but

it was a bit difficult that's all right

how's bney well that's why I'm here

what's the matter can you come

over

well can I Steve don't bring him back

with you that's all of course not we've

promised

remember I

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know we can't catch him you mean for two

weeks but we can't get near him we tried

to sugar carrots I even bought a book

but that didn't help I've Had The

Neighbors in we tried to Corner him but

he comes at you with his teeth or whips

around with his heels fellow that lives

over there's limping got him in the shin

I rang Mr Lockwood do you know what he

said nothing wrong with him when he left

here a deal is a

deal do you want me to catch you oh

please

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be careful he's

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vicious he'll go for you in a minute

that's what he did the last

time you've got to be quiet don't even

move

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good

boy good

boy don't be

frightened there's a good boy it's like

a bll fight oh Mommy

sh someone being unkind to you so now

you don't trust anyone is that

it you've got to learn

Barney there are kind people people

willing to love you give you a good

home oh I'm going in I can't bear it

don't

move good boy all

right all right all right good

boy good

boy there's a good

boy don't be

frightened don't be fright if he whips

round he'll kick us silly Ed in good

hey come

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on Edy

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bnie w

let go you fool let go hang

on hang

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on good boy

there's a good

boy you have to give in you

see now we can train you give you back

your

confidence oh aren't you

beautiful come

on come there a good

you see he's afraid that's all he just

needs a bit of

affection feed him in here talk to him

all the time spend as long as you can

with him he'll soon get used to

you there's the

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darling oh he went for me he was

frightened he tried to k*ll me mommy

ring the bet he'll have to be shot he's

dangerous mommy please your mother's

quite right we should never have bought

him please I'm not having that animal

here and that's

final can we take him do what you like

just get him

away you can come up and see how he's

getting

on I never liked him from the minute I

saw him

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there now it's your nice new

home easy now

easy we'll have to get to know each

other won't we then you won't be

frightened

anymore I wonder what they did to

you I don't know how people

can but they

do easy now easy

I thought I told you not to bring it

here don't raise your voice he's nervous

enough as it is I'll raise my voice as

much as I like you're just being

bigheaded horse after horse after horse

would you like to tell me what we're

supposed to do with them all they were

going to have him shot Steve well let

him look it's better to have 15 horses

cared for properly than 50 that no one's

got any time for

for we agreed to that he was going to be

shot this horse is shot all the time do

they all have to come here you've got to

stop Dora you're going to have us don't

tell me what to do

Steve

look tell me what he's done treated so

badly he's frightened the journey from

Scotland he was you're saying that

drugged sold like cornflakes to people

who know nothing about

horses they bought a

book then when they frightened him and

don't know what to do they want to have

him

shot if we're overcrowded Steve it's cuz

there's too many bares too many

lockwoods too many

bucklers I don't know what to do either

Steve

but I can't not do

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anything lift your great feet come on

you want fresh Belling don't you well

you've got to

help only horse we have is

he I've done the others fed them when

I got up

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early easy

easy no one's going to hurt

you there it's not too bad is it Folly

foot for personal service special

treatment for favorites

there it's just silly old Steve being

silly old Steve

again ignore

him now you're not going to be difficult

Barney perish the thought you'll have to

get used to it sooner or later well

let's make it later eh so it might as

well be now that's what you think B

you're not helping a bit you w you see

the help he's going to give

you give him a lump of sugar no it'll

just start a bad habit better RIT than

the on he's got

now come on Bonnie be a good boy Ron

come and pinch his nose a is she going

to have his little nose pinch then takes

two of you now does he not now

Steve come on girl try again you're

doing fine

oh

Ron he's such a beautiful

horse just want someone to love

him teach

him help him yeah I know take no

notice I'm going to try riding

him you better put another bucket on oh

me you're going to need

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it shh

H dear dear dear you've been

away Barney that's not clever we ought

to find a softer Landing ground

trouble is you can't use the ve

slightest touch and power come on Bonnie

got to give way

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soon gosh slugs got him at last who

Barney I've been riding him all

afternoon he's gorgeous he must have

been well schooled cuz now he's getting

over his fear It's All Coming Back Again

bully for

Barney he was going to be shot

Slugger I'm teaching him to enjoy

himself to be

happy doesn't he see that of course he

does that's not it and you know

it because I didn't ask him you mean

I've never had a girl boss before in any

case you're so much like the colel it

would make much difference to me but you

see it's more difficult for him you

can't boss him you got to suggest things

to him be

subtle make it look like it's this

idea I hate it when we quarrel

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yes sorry it's only

me what we going to do with you

then I'll pend you for a good spanking

that's what of course you could go

across and say you're sor

I want two slugs so much but I'm not

sorry about

Barney just sorry he

doesn't doesn't try to

understand

look all she had to do was walk down the

yard and

explain but oh

no she waits up at the top SS like a

Sentry outside Barney's stall

she was going to keep him

slugs whatever I

said because they were going to sh**t

him and do you know what he

said let

them she knows me better than that

there's not one thing that girl believes

in that I don't share not one thing she

stands for that I don't stand for

too do you think I don't hate this think

I don't want to smile tell her I

understand that Bary can stay

I can't

socks I'm not made that

way something stupid gets in the

way Pride

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or careful he's not right yet gosh is

that Barney yes you said I could see how

it was getting on he'll be fine another

couple of weeks can I hold him of course

lead him inside and shut the gate come

on careful Angie you know what your

mother said oh he's all right so long as

you don't startle him wouldn't believe

it was the same

horse well it takes time but oh it's so

worth

it you'll be all right will he you know

normal yes happy unfrightened trusting

he'll be fine he bought another one you

know dark

song that fell should be stopped he's a

crook what happened well threw Angie

first time up quiet as a grave lock

would said but nothing of the kind not

drugged again God

knows poor

FY so B's going to be all

right you know it's good of you to

bother we're most

grateful he's so intelligent Daddy he

put one ear forward that's a listening

one isn't it and the one back's a

thinking one oh I'm so glad you didn't

have him shot we'll send dark song back

to Lockwood and Barney will be ready in

a for night that's what you said isn't

it 2

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weeks I never thought slugs I mean if

they were going to sh**t

him if we hadn't taken him back he

I don't want Barney to go

slug He Loves Me He trusts

me he wouldn't be happy

if he'd wonder why I let him down he is

there girl but he'd be dead if I know

it's been hard after all you've done

hello

hello Steve will think it's funny

if you say it serves me right

I please

Steve Barney stays he's all

yours and it serves you right all my

shouting this banging about me arguing

with you bar is scared stiff of me isn't

he

I go talk to Buckley and one look

P that's why I told Buckley he'd always

be like that he'd only be safe if you

were

around Buckley changed his mind again

decided he didn't want to take him back

after

all and Angie they're going to keep dark

song

only there is a

snag

what they want you to school him

oh and if you get so fond of him we have

to keep him here

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too oh uh one more thing yes Steve no

more

quarreling see what

happens we have a Barney and we end up

with a dark song as

well come on Suggs let me catch that

perisher Steve

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I'm

sorry that makes two of

us well if Barne is joining the family

better go make friends with him too

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eh in the me with the wind in the west

the lightning faced to the T it's h when

snap when it took the r the terrible R

of the Thunder grow grow the lightning

tree it's never too late for you and me

grow grow the lightning tree never get

too

easily down in the in the window screen

I whis in the lightning tree dreams come

true when you want to if you want them

to then it's up to you grow grow the

lightning CH never give to easily

lightning

tree lightning tree

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