01x07 - Know-All's Nag

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was never

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easily

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dreams

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just going out to feed welty

well put your coat on it's chilly

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so

party

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marty

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i've got to find you mom

yes well sit down i'll get you some

porridge

no i don't want any sit down

10 minutes isn't going to make all that

much difference

do you think it's mr garrett mr garrett

well he wants the yard he'd do anything

so i didn't keep marty

marty's got nothing to do with it

it means the ghetto wants to buy that

land from

and it's me who decides whether marty

stays or not

what are we going to do

i think we ought to sell the yard sell

up start afresh but what about marty

marty

look we could get a few hundred quid for

that yard and a bit of capital's all i

want to start up something else another

business so who wants marty i do

i'm the only one who loves him

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dora

thank you

do you remember that photographer in the

colonel down at jib's place oh yes got

an uncle cross

oh dear hey what a story

famous diplomat's daughter relaxing on

her country estate

i can see the headlines now oh steve

seems such a long way away

mummy her tea parties the chauffeurs

that huge car

do you know in our house in london we've

got pillars all the way up the stairs

you happy

i wonder how marty is oh marty

you know you can't tell jip anything

he knows it all

there's no way to treat a horse

well can't we do something oh come on

you got enough to do without worrying

about another one

poor marty

so

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get me the police

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caught you oh there you are your magic

potions aren't working so well are they

just wait

you'll see

come on

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what's the matter fella

he can hear something

perhaps it's a fox

i can't hear it

he's got better than we have

but there is something

let's go the way he wants

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so

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not another horse

where'd you find him

up by the grange

just standing there

well the police have been on the fence

it must be the charity horse the one the

examiner gave to the boy he saved his

life but that's what the paper said you

clever steve get the horse box and take

him back yeah you know it's funny the

way the police always ring us the minute

a horse disappears we've got it

honey still

the minute our horse disappears we have

who looks after him you yeah

by yourself yeah

but this head store's a bit too small

you shouldn't keep it so tight oh it's

all right that's so he likes it

this way you keep him yeah

i'll take it come on

where do you keep all your bedding uh

there isn't any we're waiting for

something

this stuff's filthy he could get thrush

you know oh it's all right perfectly all

right

how long have you been looking after

horses oh uh a long time how long

since i was born a lot after my dad's

well yeah

he died didn't he

sorry

do you do it all yourself now

yeah how do you think he gets out

well mr garrett next door

he wants mom to sell the yard

so he lets him out yeah

how do you

know i just know

he said he just knows

what would he want to do that for

he reckons the police are going to get

tired of having to keep up chasing marty

and they'll bring him to a place

well to a place like ours

it's sad though he's really frightened

of that

why

he went to one once a bit back

they whipped their horses

treated him cruelly

surely not

somebody told him

i would do a thing right now you would

for a start that's just the sort of

thing you would do

you want to watch that stuff you know

smell it out frightening horses

that's cruel i should think they like it

yeah

frightens me

horrible punk

it was our farm the kid came to you know

and it was ron that told him we were

cruel to the animals i might have

guessed

now we've got to find out who's opening

the stable doors

it's true then you think that someone's

letting him out on purpose well all the

bolts on the doors are safe enough

listen

don't tell anybody

me and the kid are gonna try and find

out who's doing it

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cold no

will you be missed i mean does your

mother look into your room on a night no

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it's all dark at garrett

no sign of anything there

must have gone on by now

everybody will be asleep

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you know

looking after horses isn't as easy as

you think

there's a lot you've got to know

oh no

but do you think it's fair on marty try

and look after him by yourself

i can manage

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all our horses are happy you know it's

because they're probably looked after no

they're not you're cruel don't be so

daft we all love our horses then why do

you obey them

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go get some help

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oh

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get this fella off me

what the heck do you think you're doing

jumping me in my own place

you're letting the horse out was it to

you if i was it's my business

it was you all the time cause it was me

we don't want the thing it's nothing but

a nuisance but mom said mom said it

could stay well i did at the time i

didn't know what to do well now you do

know we don't want it get you out of

here

and as you're so keen on interfering in

other people's business you can bring

that horse box to yours tomorrow and

check it

no

not there

please not there

okay just say that it's out

when i get back to my dinner to better

be gone or they'll be trouble

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serves you right

you asked for that how

to try to help help help who for

heaven's sake that horse shouldn't have

been there in the first place far better

off up here

it's not as easy as that colonel the kid

loves that horse love

love

what do people know about loving animals

love is care

but people don't care for their pets

they just love them

wrong food wrong place to keep them not

enough exercise just love

i'll get that no okay

he's right you know

jeep is too young to look after the

horse all by himself

stable stinks

how the heck do we persuade him that

these also be better up here with us

you won't believe it but that was the

police

marty's taken off again the stables

empty oh no only this time gyps gone

with him

all right

you got that way

okay

let's see if you can find him again come

on come on

party

party

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this is your fault he'd have brought

marty to us if you hadn't frightened him

yeah yeah okay chip can't look after him

you're telling me

you're not worried about jeff are you

just that blooming horse

horses are helpless they don't

understand oh and jeff isn't i suppose

what do you think it takes to drive a

kid from his own

hey

i wanted to run away you know

lots of times when i was a nipper

was afraid

get a load of that eh

oh ronnie striker

afraid

you've got to be pretty desperate to

want to run

i was never desperate enough i suppose

oh run

poor old chip

look never mind about that blooming

horse let's find him

oh don't lose a worry love

they'll be together

that's what it's all about then you know

marty

marty

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what is it fella

well done come on

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see

come on jeep i know you're here

okay so there's no one here i can take

the horse can i

how long has he been like this

it's colic what have you been feeding

him grass

any water yeah there's a stream when you

first got here if you knew the first

thing about

oscar know that cold water is the worst

thing you can give them when they're hot

no it isn't come on baby come on

come on walk walk come on walk what if

you had anything wrong any breakfast no

i don't want any come on go on come on

walk walk how long do you think you

could have pulled grass through them as

well walk come on you know dear how much

they eat

come on come on come on come on walk

leave me alone

something's a stupid marty's got colic

he could die

come on leave me alone he's mine i know

what to do

what do you do tell me come on walk no

i'm not going to tell you

he's going to die

look

you're just saying that so you can take

him to that place well you can't he

needs treatment loud and fast come on

i know i'll do it when you go

okay

you look after him he's your a*s

but remember

keep him on the move noel just don't let

him go down

now remember that don't let him go down

just keep him walking come on matty come

on

come on

come on

come on

come on keep me walking come on

monkeys

monkeys come on

come on

come on

come on

come on come on come on come on come on

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come on marty come on

come on walk

come on

come on max come on marty mark come on

come on

come on come on please don't lie down

come

on come on come on

come on

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come on martin don't lie down marty come

on monkeys

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told you not to let him go down he's

tired he must be mad

if he rolls now he's gonna twist his gut

that's the way they k*ll themselves come

on up wait come on wake up come on

you're lucky again

now look

you've got to trust me

marty's gonna die

i promise you that

die

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it's about time you stop knowing it all

and learn to ask for help when you need

it

i know how to save him how to get him up

and you don't

now do you want me to help

because if you do you've got to ask

do you understand

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and make it quick

please

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what's that

it's an old cowboy chick

it's coffee i brought it for you what do

you do

just all his head hard

cover that night

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come on hurry up

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told you we were cruel to our horses

it was just having a joke

a silly joke

we love our horses

but we love them the right way

not just loving to have them but

loving to see them happy

if you're gonna keep horses you've got

to know the answers

we do and you don't

so just trust us eh

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any sign of that horse

no

isn't steve back no

i've had the police on again

very fed up having to hunt for marty

every couple of days

for once in my life i can tell them that

i haven't got it

i haven't seen it

and i'm not going to do anything about

it if i did

let them do their own dirty work for a

change

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uh

uncle

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look

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what the

marty

yes

marty oh

i find him a nice stable

and then we can have some tea

you guys can get better together

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is

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dreams come true when you want them to

if you want them to learn

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you