01x02 - Steve

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the tree was born in a thunderstorm

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oh

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then it's up to you

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fred's nice you know

i had a spinal partner called fred once

would have been a good boxer and he's a

bit shaky on his legs like his lordship

really ain't that right fred

i think i'll call him folly foot after

the farm yeah

well it's yours i suppose

sorry for what kind of name is that

fred that's what you want got a bit of

body in it friends

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what's wrong with that might i ask

slugger you've got no imagination that's

your trouble

that's afraid that if ever i saw one i

wouldn't mind being called from myself

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hi

i'm callie hello isn't he beautiful you

are lucky don't you think this place is

smashing i spend all my spare time here

helping slugger and looking after the

horses have you met them all yes i like

charlie best you're my favorite aren't

you do you know how old he is

ron said 35. it's fantastic

well i better go mom said i had to get

back school tomorrow isn't it awful

you're going to live here

i would if mommy let me

i don't know

bye-bye

bye charlie

goodbye

oh my molly

bye-bye fred

it's one of nature's quiet ones you

didn't know this

still

i don't know what i'll do without her

well

can i help

oh that is kind of you yeah you can get

some fresh bedding for fred

up in the top barn

would you like that me to look after you

yeah

you better wear this if you're gonna

muck out

whose is it

people come and go here find us keep as

i always say

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hello what are you looking so miserable

about

i say

don't forget your tree

i saw you

give it a bucket of water

bring your luck will it

yes

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it'll bloom you see if it doesn't

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it's you what do you want

somewhere to sleep

i got fired from the squires remember

i know

thanks to you

it wasn't thanks to me at all i defended

you

oh yeah thanks

he was wearing a black leather jacket

like he is

some defense it wasn't like that

anyway i slept in your lady ship's

a-loft i do beg your pardon

look i want to see the colonel he's not

here

when will he come back i don't know

i'll wait it's important okay

that's not enough

take this

and

listen don't tell anybody i'm here

it's about an injured horse

the colonel understands

aah

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good morning all right what time to call

this thing

half past mucking up time a minute mate

although i don't see could have saved

something for you and why don't you

leave the gate over let them all get out

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red indians

take cover folks we're being attacked

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oh god slimy nowhere

have you seen a stray horse play with

black points

straw she says stray horse

and all strays here mate waves and

strays no this is a runaway from the

other night we were attacked by the

knight riders and had two k*lled and

this one's still missing

wouldn't have taken him in would you

slugger taking pity on a poor dumb

creature

hey

that's lewis

he's a real nasty type you seen him

before

i can guess

one of the night riders hey

look did he see you the other night

i think so yes

you better keep out of sight

well let us know if you see him

look at the a*tillery fallen front is

going to attack you or something

dangerous is he

he might be injured

as i say we've had to put two down as it

is they trigger happy g*ons

if a horse can't race or hunt and he's

no good for anything

that's the way they think right keep

your eyes open bay with black points

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i'm pretty eyes

god stop it

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now is that the way to welcome a friend

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people's got no manners these days you

know

i just come for a while with my old mate

ron if you don't mind

see

me and ron we was out the night before

last fixing the bikes till late

yeah

yeah that's right

then we went out chatting up a couple of

birds didn't we ron

that's it yeah

chatting up a couple of birds he says

why are you so concerned about what he

was doing the night before last

fixing yourself an alibi you want to

watch it there's such a thing called a

liable you know yeah

point is we can't remember who the birds

were can we run

no

i haven't seen anyone around have you

stranger new to these parts

short young

rides well got a good seat as they say

no

ron

will he give you away

i don't know

no

you don't seem so sure ron

of course i'm sure said so didn't i

right well that's it then in it

op it

my my aren't we touchy today oh do you

want me to throw you off yeah you and

whose army you heard what i said

show your face down here once more and

even your own mother won't recognize you

now get yourself off

big man huh

push me around

we'll see

you shouldn't have done that you know

it can be nasty that one very nasty

look i've got to go

i can't wait

go

go where

well that awesome fellows are looking

for

i know where he is where

his lame is left in a terrible mess

if they find him they'll sh**t him sure

as anything

no

oh yeah they'll put him down all right

what can we do

that's what i wanted to see the colonel

about

he'd helped so i heard

yes

i'm sure he will

all i gotta do is get the horse here

then

before they find him

i'll come with you

okay

come around here we'll go out the back

where i came in

okay

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i think he's over here yes

there he is

someone's been feeding him me

i pinched it from your barn during the

night

sorry that's all right

steve

steve

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well the leg is bad

do you know what's wrong

pull the ligament i suppose

i'm not saying he'll jump or hunt again

he might not even walk properly

but you can't put a fine animal down not

without even trying to help

just take a look at his mouth

ah

that's night riders for you

they use knotted ropes for bits

they just pull and tug what do we do

try getting over to your place

okay lead him along that path there

gently mind

i'm gonna go see if there's any sign of

them men

i'll catch up with you

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you took around through the hollow

dave you and ella run by the beacon

are you coming to me

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they're coming they're all along that

ridge

if we talked

we said the colonel would look after him

wouldn't that be all right maybe who

knows

do i take the risk

come on i'll take him

come on

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now what do we do

we have to cross

only trouble is their spot is easy

all right come on

come on come on

come on

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oh

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so

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lost we come the wrong way

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no there's nothing here hold it

all right behind us

there's some there as well

they catch me with this also tear me

apart nothing i'm trying to steal him

but you aren't

i've got a record haven't i been in

prison once before you heard what they

said i know that's why nobody believes a

word i say

don't send a chance with him

i feel like the other night all over

again

and you know and then

how fast fall you put from here couple

of miles that way look i'll go back and

talk to the colonel he'll be there by

now you keep away from the horse so they

don't find you with him and i'll get

back as quickly as i can we'll wait here

for you stay away from him it's not

going to make any difference to the

horse whether you're with him or not but

it'll make all the difference to you you

go

i'll wait here

come on boy

come on

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over here matthew right coming

riding our horses into the grounds not

enough for you then

what sort of allowed are you eh

oh

i had a feeling you were at the back of

this

you'll get five years you know

stealing a valuable horse

and crippling him

he won't go hunting again that's for

sure

you'd have to be put down

come on you

you've got some explaining to do

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oh slag it is

are you laughing there you

you do all the housework do you oh yeah

a woman's work is never done i do it all

it's a colonel down yet it's in this

holy of holies and if you know a better

old

dora

ah hello

my home from home

much more cozy than that great place of

mine don't you think well come sit down

couldn't we live here uncle i can't

you could would you like to yes more

than anything else

well there's plenty of room

you'd have to help slugger with the

cleaning

uncle

yes

one of the horses from the other night

what the squires yes the one they're

looking for

well i know where it is

it's lame and it's got a terribly hurt

mouth or shouldn't you tell the squire

about it well steve says he'll have him

shot steve

the boy the squire threw out

i see

and you want to bring it here

yes

well his men have got g*ns uncle they

will sh**t him i know they will

yes they probably will

come on then let's go have a look

oh good afternoon colonel

so we meet again in similar

circumstances it seems yes that's right

only this time the boys try to say the

horse and you're not well the squad

won't want a maimed horse in his stable

i know

they're much better put down

i don't imagine the horse would agree

with you and i certainly wouldn't now

you leave this to me but what about that

young thug trying to make off with the

valuable horse how can a horse be

valuable if it's only worth sh**ting

anyway he wasn't making off he said for

me

works for me as a matter of fact

i'm expanding folly foot more staff more

horses there's certainly a need for it

you two

go back to folly foot

take your friend with you

we'll go and see the squad he can decide

what's to be done with it all right

you certainly have a knack of getting a

servant of trouble don't you

now be careful with that horse it's the

first of dora's collection

all right off you go i'll do battle

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i don't know how dangerous he

don't go is him

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uh

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oh hello look

it's those indians again

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uh

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are you all right i was slugger

full is gone

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volley

folly

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folly

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oh folly

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oh folly

you're safe

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come

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oh that sounds good

yes

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is

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then it's up to you

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you