02x19 - Dune Quixote

[bunniefuu]

follow me to a place where incredible

feats are routine every hour or so

when enchantment runs rampant yes wild

in the streets of sesame here we go

arabian

like

they tease and excite wake up and take

and

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like days

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more often than not

in a lot of good ways

and your shield pack your sword you

won't ever get bored don't get beaten oh

god you might come on down stop on by a

car to fly another

night

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hey how about this one abu

face it some people can wear feathers

and some can

ooh glad I dropped in

stop that girl she's a thief she stole

from my stand sadira is that true i

don't know what he talking about bye if

you're innocent you have nothing to

worry about i'll protect you

the proof is in her hands she stole a

ladle i am heir to the ancient secrets

of the sand i don't steal anymore see

nothing here once a thief always a thief

forget it for Roo she doesn't have it

and next time pick on someone your own

size if he can find anyone his own size

you saved my life

allow me to show you my gratitude

uh

I don't think that uh that Princess

Jasmine would want me to accept another

girl's um uh gratitude

keeps you on a pretty short leash does

she

i don't suppose she'd let you have a

cool drink of pomegranate juice at my

place would she nah no she'd never let

me hey wait a minute she's playing him

like a welltuned zither

jasmine doesn't tell me what I can and

can't do yeah uh-huh sure well I've got

to go look me up if Jasmine ever lets

you off the ball and chain

hey wait are you going to let her

manipulate you like this i'm not being

manipulated i'm doing what I don't want

to not do not what Jasmine wants me to

not want to do

oh yeah his head's on straight i tell

you that's a deer is as shifty as a

two-legged table i so admire a man who

knows his own mind

two talk about leading a lamb to the

slaughter

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like this genie too toro perfect now

comes the fun part

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toro Toro

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i can't believe that chump of Aladdin a

fruit bat could see that that kid's got

more on her mind than pomegranate juice

who has more on her mind than

pomegranate juice

dear

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oh almost looks like there's been a bull

fight in here

tell me more about Sadira

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well uh thanks for the uh juice Sadira i

better be going wait I have a new spell

to show you i hope it works better than

your sandstorm spell eloo's still

digging sand out of his ears this spell

is different

behold the land of my fantasies

it looks too good to be true

it is

there's a hero in my fantasy world

Aladdin

he saves a beautiful princess from a

fireb breathing dragon i'm the princess

guess who's the hero

i'm engaged to Princess Jasmine

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you are my dragon slayer Aladdin

i am

dragon slayer

i am

I am dragon slayer

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fetch my sword

right away dragon slayer

my battle armor

and now my golden helmet at once dragon

slayer

let's go

settle my mighty steed

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magic portal open wide let my love and

me inside

it worked i go to slay the dragon and

free the princess

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oh I have to get dressed

not so fast princess you're too late

Jasmine aladdin and I are just one

punctured dragon away from living

happily ever after

i'll stop sedira Genie you close that

portal but you know how dangerous it is

to mix magics what's the matter mighty

steed

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no

genie close the portal

i can't look here goes nothing

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are you all right

we got off lucky that time

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abu

Look on the bright side now we can open

that salt mine we've always wanted

don't worry Abu we'll find some way to

change you back ah Mighty Steed come we

must face the dragon um Aladdin

you've mistaken me for someone else my

name is Dragon Slayer

and now I'm on

he's awful right forward mighty steed to

the dragon's lair uh-oh he's still

acting out Cedira's fantasy can't you do

something forget it it was mixing magics

that got us into this mess be brave

princess your savior is nigh now look

what you've done me you're the one who

ruined my spell you were stealing my

fiance and your point is

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onward we ride racing like the wind

look Aladdin's no good for either of us

like this somehow we have to break the

spell

you're right but how i'm afraid to have

Genie try anything well I could cure him

with another kiss

you never give up do you but it's true

she's making that up about the kiss

right well there is a history of

osculation in these matters

is this funny or just weird there are a

number of ways to cure him

you can press him flat under a pyramid

or you can feed him to a dinosaur squish

him with a steamroller or blow him up a

dynamite or puree him in a blender or

boil him in molten land or dress him up

in a cat suit and throw him in a kettle

are there any cures we might actually

live through oh

sorry just one

kissi but it's got to be Sedira i give

up okay one kiss just one oh dragon

slayer

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where'd he go

the dragon slayer is just ahead

ste we just have to cross these rocks

ahead

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another foolish traveler approaches

in fact this one seems even more foolish

than most then we must

wise him up

are you sure these are Aladdin's tracks

Genie

unless someone else is using his feet of

course this deep in bandit territory

they're buzz bait by now we'd better

hurry nobody lasts this long and

have you considered a man's deodorant

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let me pass or so help me i'll I'll

You'll what spoon us to death

[Laughter]

what do I do

it spawned me

give me that

your hide should fetch a shackle or two

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let go of me you blackard over there

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looks like our dragon slayer needs some

rescuing of his own i'll say the laddin

you get a boo wait no time

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two victims for the price of one

what is

What trickery is this

let me out of here you witch

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want movie eh then I'll skin you right

here

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huh

you are a brave warrior if there's any

way I can repay you well there is one

way

that's the one thing I cannot do my

heart belongs only to the fair princess

whom I will rescue from the evil dragon

maybe I should give it a try i am a

princess after all sorry it's my spell

it won't work unless it's my kiss help

dragon help

a dragon where

just the other side of those rocks

if you hurry you can slay him before he

devours the princess be brave princess

your hero flies to your rescue

iago what is going on genie and I have

got it all figured out come on

we're going to give Mr dragon Slayer

exactly what he wants

what kind of place is this it all looks

so

so

fake

of course it's as phony as a three droma

bill

that's the magic of the movies

this frumpy frock will never do wardrobe

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now remember dry clean only

places everybody

inflatable rocks oh life we can't afford

real rocks props

do you think all this stuff will fool

Aladdin at least these chains are real

why do I have a bad feeling about that

never fear princess dragon Slayer

approaches he's coming but where's the

dragon

do the dragon

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is that thing safe sure

what could go wrong

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that's one possibility

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genie make it stop it's okay i have more

remote controls right here garage door

CD player now what does this one do oh

that's right

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over

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here this way

what am I whistling for i'm the part

with ears

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you want a snack on a princess why not

try the real thing

don't worry princess dragon Slayer shall

save you

george Aladdin no

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about Mighty Steel turn about

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If only I had the key

or something to pick it with that's it

get a boo lock picks hurry check but

I'll expect a thank you later enlarge

builds please

taste cool steel beast

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i'll return these when you get your

fingers back

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how do I know which one to use try the

19Z double reverse Fatima pick this one

that's the fisal head don't they teach

you anything at the palace well not

thievery

deplorable how they ignore the basics

you're hot getting hotter you're burning

up

very cold arctic

okay raise the upper pick tickle the

bottom one a little more a little more

you did it not bad for a princess oh no

hurry pretend you're still trapped what

i'll free you princess

what way you swinging that thing

my hero

princess look out

dragon prepare to meet your doom

carpet save him

i have an idea but I need your help but

what trust me

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perhaps Dragon Slayer needs

a bigger sword hey Dragon over here

to

what's the matter feet stuck to the

ground

to

come on slow poke to

come on

pull me up Sadira no no

no sadira

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oh what' I miss did I miss something

wait a minute this can't be right what

was I thinking i could have been k*lled

don't ever let me do anything like that

again

some dragon slayer I am you were

wonderful

my princess

this had better work that's all I can

say

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huh

sadira

jasmine

i can't explain

i mean I I can't explain i mean I I Sit

down relax i'll explain everything later

jasmine I just wanted to say well I'm

sorry aladdin's your boyfriend not mine

but maybe with this outfit I can attract

a hero of my own are you sure you want

one come on i'm treating us both to a

welldeserved shopping spree hey wait for

me sorry women only

jasmine wait up oh poor Al if he ever

finds out what happened he's going to be

so humiliated

he'll be mortified he'll never live it

down yeah i can't wait to tell him

yoohoo

oh dragon slayer

dragon slayer

oh no wait Iago no wait

no

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heat heat

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