01x40 - Cha-Siu Bow Wow / Mutt That Would Be King

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was

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my best friends

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for once i will be outnumbered by a girl

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well i know you'll all have fun with

your new cousin

it is so wonderful that your auntie and

uncle adopted him

a doctor what's that

well joshua was an orphan

you mean he didn't have parents on his

own

something happening to joshua's parents

when he was a little baby

who would jack you but the story has a

very happy ending

because your auntie baby and uncle meow

adopted him

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one more thing though don't worry my

dear

they'll find out on their own

whoa he's fast he sure

is even faster than you

hey wait for me i'll race you

finally some real competitions

well you know my dear it's so easy to

learn languages when you're young

come on let's go you've been looking

forward to this

i don't feel like playing anymore what's

wrong

don't you like joshua he seems really

nice

yeah i guess he's nice enough

so what's the problem well

he's a he's a one he's a dog

hey don guat where are you going

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okay here i am let's fight

but but what happened to donald trump

yeah where did he go um

well there's some calligraphy he has to

help mama and bubble with

but i thought everything was all right

for them

you know how it is something new is

always coming up

the most horrifying thing i've ever seen

in my life

you are absolutely nice

it looks to me like a little

intervention might be in order

good morning yes

good day how do you

do it

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what is this a dog who acts like a cat

or is it a cat who looks like a dog

either way you need to be said straight

our young little friend

look we gotta tell you something what

as well you're not a cat

yeah i know that so what's the problem

well you act like a cat my

parents are cats your parents

are cat it's a long story and you know

what

it's none of your beeswax anyway and by

the way

i know all about the dog stuff too

you know okay

i don't have to prove anything to you no

of course not come on guys

let's leave this cat to himself

hey i said i knew i was a dog

okay if you're a dog

why don't you just fart without adding

one of those silly

meows to it sure no problem

okay so maybe i'm more in touch with the

cat side of my family

okay then if you're more like a cat

proof yeah mr kitty cat

if you're such a feline climb that tree

what did that tree

climb that tree but uh

i haven't learned how to climb a tree

yet it's

not a learning thing cats just know how

to climb trees

dogs can't it's that simple you won't

really be a cat until you can climb

a tree up you go

well um great then

yeah i'll climb it here i go

this ought to be good

see you don't know what you are fed

you can't do anything which

means

nothing nothing

they said i was nothing

but i am something yeah

i'm a dog who's a cat

well who thinks he's a cat but still

acts like a dog

that looks like a dog i guess

i really have nothing at all joshua

hey dogwa you okay

oh yeah just

something in my eye i heard what you

said

well it's true

i'm nothing ah don't listen to them

those silly sleeve dogs don't know

anything

and by the way you are something

really like what well

for starters you're my cousin and if

those sleeve dogs

ever mess with you again they'll have me

to deal with

hey dongwa thank you

don't even mention it that's what

families are for

now come on i want to show you my

favorite climbing tree

uh-oh uh i don't know about that

just come on and don't worry your cousin

will

take care of everything

i can't do it i'm telling you i already

tried i'm a dog

dogs just can't climb trees oh yes you

can

and we're gonna help you hey

you guys over here

okay joshua walk right on up there

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i got the little mug going through my

garbage if i see him again

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help me please but you can hide me

somewhere

there he is

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get that big scary dog right you little

miss perfect

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well i hope this is good news you'll

never guess who i found at the village

master oh yeah the most accomplished and

sought after taylor in all of china

master wu yen the taylor

wonderful why is this

wonderful your magistrate he has offered

to make you a fancy new role

today now that is wonderful

well don't just stand there bring him in

i can't wait to see the stylish rope

beware

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in your magistrate may i present lester

who again

it is an honor to meet such an uh

accomplished

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artist

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he's heading your way stop him

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good work maybe you're not such a

good little cat after all come on

he could have gotten far

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she

hey who said you can come in our alley

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come on he looks kind of scared maybe

that's enough

what do you think zogwa well

uh what's the matter

cat got your tongue

he doesn't look that scared to me

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you're not so precious after all

hey you coming yeah

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we really laid into that dog yeah he was

scared

silly that was a good chase yep

nice going sagua you really let him have

it it was

nothing hey i

was mean

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oh yes your magistrate i am most certain

have you ever seen a tailor dressed like

that

know your magistrate how was a taylor

supposed to dress

hey sagua where were we yesterday

i looked everywhere for you oh um

i was around sagua

you have to come you have to come i need

your help

okay okay i'm coming

it's all right you can come out now my

big sister will help you

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wow come back it's okay

why did he do that uh i don't know

well i don't know either but we better

go find him

hmm he looks like he knows what he's

doing who put

that there your magic

a pleasant surprise ah

just up for my daily walk certainly not

spying on you

if you wish you may see how the world

progresses

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i saw him

the poor little dog he's been lost for

days

he needs our help to get home lost huh

that's awful the shopkeepers even threw

things out and they called them names

isn't that mean uh

yeah and look look at a bunch of other

cats

chase them all over can you believe that

i i

you you what

i chased him too and called him names

that's why he ran off when he saw me

you chased him too yeah

i'm surprised shocked completely stunned

why did you do that i don't know i i

i i wanted to show the alley cats i

wasn't such a perfect

princess that's why

well are you done being so mean do you

want to help me now

yes i do why don't we split up it'll be

faster

good idea follow me sigua

please tell me more where did such a

talent come from

my father taught me everything he knew

he had an amazing gift

which i'm lucky to be able to share

may i ask why such a fine tailor like

yourself

does not wear the beautiful robes you

create

another lesson i learned from my father

was judge not a man by his robes

but by the fabric inside his heart

to be honest these clothes are much more

comfortable

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where is he all right there he is again

oh no all right princess he's all

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yours

come on let's cut it out okay

i want to play with the dog hey isn't

that the dog

stop bothering me you heard him lick

lick

that's enough

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i can find better things to do than bug

this dog why can't you

what just like i thought once a goody

goody

always a goody goody come on

let's get out of here i'm sure i saw a

bucket of fish with our names on

thanks yeah well better late than never

we saw the whole thing

you were amazing thanks actually

i was talking to him but you were

amazing too

now what do you say we try and get you

back where you come from

sounds like a plan to me let's go let's

go

your majesty your magistrate

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wow do you like it master who

yen is a genius that is the most

beautiful rope i think i have ever seen

thank you thank you reader for arranging

this

here here a small gift for you

oh your magistrate

master huyan fashioned two beautiful new

robes from my old one

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over there the village is over there

thank you for helping me find

my home which one is it

you're a palace dog why didn't you tell

us who you were

why would that have made any difference

no no it wouldn't have

there's my master if you ever need my

help i'll be there faster than an alley

cat can chase a mutt

thanks

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last one home is a rotten dumpling

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