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01x10 - The Foolish Magistrate's Aching Tooth / Sheegwa and the Blizzard

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat". Aired: September 3, 2001 – October 5, 2002.*
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Sagwa resides in a palace of a magistrate in China in what is assumed to be modern-day Fujian province, as part of a royal family of cats who have the ability to write with their tails.

01x10 - The Foolish Magistrate's Aching Tooth / Sheegwa and the Blizzard

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my best friend

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up

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my best friends

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what's wrong right

hurts don't worry my dear i'll call for

your daifu right away

find the magistrate's daifu my dear

husband is in pain

i'm sorry but the magistrate's doctor is

visiting another village he won't be

back for days

then go and get the village die fool

no i only want my dad

well we must do something

oh oh we'll never

get any sleep

i think i may have a solution for the

magistrate

that's great i'm so tired i don't think

my brain's working right

i know of an old family remedy

that could help huh but i am missing one

very important ingredient a quill from

the crested porcupine

porcupine

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what's a crusted porcupine

ah yeah the crested porcupine is a

very very big creature who lives all

alone in the hills

and it has huge ugly teeth

and it eats little cats

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you're such a baby sagua

i'm not a baby

scaredy cat scaredy cat song was a

scaredy cat

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[Laughter]

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stay away from me i'm fine

oh really i just want to have a look at

it dear

you'll just make it worse my caring

chrysanthemum

madam if i may have a word with you

don't worry i am preparing a special

healing soup for the magistrate

will it help i believe so as long as the

reader finds the missing ingredient

let's all hope so

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here porcupine where are you hiding

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hmm

i shouldn't do this but my poor

magistrate's tooth

i know you're down there

cook i need a bandage that nasty

porcupine in his stupid quills

how hard could it be to get one silly

quilt it's a monster

you said it yourself the porcupine is

really

big with lots and lots of ugly teeth oh

yeah right

ah my little adventurers i could sure

use your help finding that porcupine

again where are you going

you heard him he needs my help

uh um wait for me

hey you're scared too

huh what me i'm not scared at all

maybe we'd be safer together i told you

i'm not scared and besides i can find

that porcupine

all by myself

fine i'll find the porcupine all by

myself too

at least i'll try

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let's see dongwa do that

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oh

no not this time

now let's see if anybody's home

they got me again

i found it the crusted porcupine and it

is

huge

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whoa just like dongwoo said i have to

get a quill

but how let's see

maybe i can distract him with some food

and while he's eating

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i could sneak up on him

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there has to be something i can do but i

just can't give up

oh dear i don't think that cotton will

help

i really think you should start thinking

about having that

tooth of yours pulled out

maybe the cook oh no you don't

stay away from my mouth oh

nobody's touching my mouth except might

i fool

it'll be fine oh

my persistent person oh

whatever you say dear

what was that

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oh it's the porcupine

hey he's not that big and his teeth

aren't ugly at all

he doesn't really look that mean and

scary

i wonder

oh excuse me sir

please don't hurt me i'm uh

what's your name i'm how'd you

you sure gave me a scare earlier i

scared you

wow so sagua what brings you all the way

out here

actually i need a favor i need one of

your quills

my quill why my master the foolish

magistrate has a really really bad

toothache

oh and the cook needs one of your quills

for the soup he's making

it's supposed to help i had a toothache

once

wow thank you so much how to

you're welcome sagua i guess i'm not

that scary after all huh

no i guess not um

how'd you how come you hurt my friend

earlier

the one who tried taking a quill from

you oh him

that was an accident when i get scared

my quills protect me i thought his hand

was a snake

silly huh well i thought you were a huge

monster me a monster and i thought i was

the only one with a wild imagination

sagua watch out it's a monster porcupine

he's not a monster

he's how'd you my new friend and he's

nice enough to give me a quill

thanks again we better get going

come back and see me any time

a crested porcupine quill great job

but how did you ah never mind

brave kittens we better get this back to

the cook so we can finish the soup

so how'd you make friends with that

porcupine anyway

easy i just stopped letting my

imagination make him into something

you made up

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the cook had this soup prepared

especially for you

dear he assures me that it will make

your tooth

feel much better oh i forgot to tell you

my great doubter aunt is coming for a

visit

and she's going to stay with us for a

whole month

isn't that great news

what have you done my truth my true

the pain it's gone

the pain's all gone thank you thank you

thank you ouch

my toe i think i spray my baby toe

oh there goes my beauty sleep

again

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and i it's almighty magistrate

decree that this rain

that has fallen unceasingly for seven

days i

formerly decree that this rain shall end

tonight does he really think he can

order the rain to stop

falling from the sky it is not our place

to question the magistrate's rules

only to ensure that they are well

written hey stop it

move over you move over

ouch this is my pillow

ghosted on your own pillow huango

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mama huangdo hit me i barely touched you

buddha is such a baby

rain rain rain nothing to do

everybody getting so crabby and cranky

dongwa cut it out we were just playing

i am not a toy hmm

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voice for sale my one girl

hoist boy raining day my one

[Applause]

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alone as soon as this rain lets up we'll

go outside for a nice

little

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a common peddler here

off with you shoo shoo

oh mama please buy me this one it sounds

so pretty

and i want this gaga

pedras are strictly forbidden on palace

grounds

all appointments must be arranged and

approved

in advance

most honorable lady one can

never tell where it will rain and the

children need a toys on a rainy day

look a landline can i have this mama

down boys it's only a mask

only a running

that should be more than enough for your

cheap

toys now off with you

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what's this three play four kittens

and without a thing to play with

oh well well well i just happen to have

some

kittens sized toys e

you look to me to be a curious cat

what would it be like to fly

for you uh a neo

a little bird and you you look like a

fierce fellow who likes to run about

well for you a fierce dragon kite

a function

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ah i see that you

like to spin and a spin for you

uh julio

oh don't worry this ring will

end soon i've just come from the north

and uh there is a snowstorm coming this

way

oh you mean you've never seen snow

oh it's beautiful

is that ragged pedro here

enjoy your toys

look my bird can fly you can't blow as

high as my dragon

hmm this kite is nice but i was really

hoping for firecrackers

why oh cuz firecrackers go

go what

made you jump made you jump dongwa that

was not

funny

that's not how you play with the top

i'll show you

you coil your tail around the top of the

top like this

and then fall

let me try let me try

look i did it it's spinning

no no like this you have to coil your

tail

just right okay

okay i'll do it now

not like that you haven't been paying

attention

your tail is too stubby to make it spin

fast enough

so i'll just do it for you

don't touch my meow it's very delicate

well you won't even let me play with my

own toy i'm just trying to show you how

to do it right

now if you don't want to learn i know

how to play you know

you're so you're so bossy the tighter

the coils

the faster the spin i'm going to run

away

we'll find you we know all your secret

hiding spots

not if i if i if i go outside

don't forget your umbrella

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hmm i mean snow

no oh

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it was scary the first time don la but

oh

what is that huh

the peddler was right this must be

snow

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my sincerest apologies to the magistrate

he did make the rain stop

where's shigura she should see this

shigua shigura

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you weren't bossing her around were you

again

i wasn't being bossy i was just trying

to show her how to spin her top

she was doing it all wrong well i'll go

check her hiding places

and don't you two go out into that snow

storm until it's over

shigua shigua

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she couldn't have she wouldn't have

oh it's all my

fault i should have just let her let

that

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hang on i'm coming

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oh

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that could have hit me

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a where are you

oh don't tell me they've both run away

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she was paw prints

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where were you in my bed took a nap

have you seen sagua she's probably

playing with

my top

huh what

hmm oh

i've been following my own paw prints

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they're calling for me

where are you

you're safe oh i'm sorry for being so

bossy wow

what's that stuff

when did you get back i was looking all

over for you out there

i i never went outside

i told you not to go out into that storm

but

but i was looking for chigua you mean

you were here the whole time

hmm

well you must have had lots of time to

spin your top

come on show me how you were really out

in a snowstorm

wasn't it cold oh a bit

but i'm really warm now

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