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01x08 - Tribal Cats / Sagwa's Swan Song

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat". Aired: September 3, 2001 – October 5, 2002.*
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Sagwa resides in a palace of a magistrate in China in what is assumed to be modern-day Fujian province, as part of a royal family of cats who have the ability to write with their tails.

01x08 - Tribal Cats / Sagwa's Swan Song

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my best friend

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my best friends

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these traveling entertainers sound very

exciting

singers and dancers and musicians and

jugglers

and fire eaters and acrobats

mama can we go tonight no

they are entertainment for commoners

and we are not commoners did you hear

about the really weird cats coming to

town

weird cats what do you mean

well first they live in wagons always

traveling with these entertainers

and second they're supposed to be real

ugly with

big strange ears and third

hold onto your stomachs get this they

actually eat

locusts

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[Applause]

bugs no way that's gross

tell me about it we don't want to have

dinner at their place

that's gross i don't believe it we've

gotta go see this for ourselves

what go there are you crazy

we won't get too close

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whoa i've never seen a cat like that

before

his ears are big but he's a good jumper

what's he doing he caught

a locust huh

i wouldn't need one of those if you paid

me

yuck they're all probably gonna be

eating

locusts yeah let's get out of here

aren't you coming stop no i'm curious

if they eat locusts what else do they do

that's different

father we really want to see the

traveling entertainers

the traveling entertainers but mama says

we can't

they're in town she says it's for

commoners they're jugglers and acrobats

and everything

and musicians and dancers and

but yes your mother is

she never changes her mind but

i will speak to her about this

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it's not nice to spy oh

well i wasn't spying i was just watching

you guys look uh different and it's not

nice to stare

you think we have funny ears don't you

uh

no um well yeah they're

so big well you look like you just fell

in an

ink puddle

no i don't i look like everyone else you

don't look like us

or anyone else where we come from oh

yeah

well well at least i don't eat locusts

oh yeah well what do you eat that's so

great

fish and sometimes shrimp and shrimp

they're gross disgusting

yuck cats don't eat shrimp not

real cats i'm a real cat and i can do

any cat stuff better than you can

no way bet i can climb better than you

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go

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okay so you're a good tree climber just

like me

but this doesn't prove anything

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well i bet i'm a faster runner than you

on your marks

get set go

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oh

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wow

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oh no i'm i'm oh

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hold on i'll grab it

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oh great now we're really in trouble

and the water is going fast

now what do we do we have to get out of

this

river

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mother could we perhaps go see the

traveling entertainers for just a little

while

i told you before we are not going to

see those performers and that's

final

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my cherry blossom as it is such a

beautiful day outside

why don't we go for a stroll

it sounds like water lots of water

like rapids

we have to jump onto a longer bridge

there's one

[Applause]

yeah thanks you too i can't believe we

made it off

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we're completely lost but i guess

we can follow the river all the way back

yeah but that'll take all day and night

we've been traveling west so to get back

we have to travel east and east is

this way how did you know that

every morning the sun rises in the east

and every night it sets in the west

so we should be traveling away from the

sun

wow that's smart

look traveling entertainers

the reader informed me earlier that

these are the same entertainers that

perform for the

emperor the emperor really

there's signposts let's see which way to

the village

signposts but they're in writing we'll

never figure it out

actually i read a little

and i can also write a little

you can read and write not everything

but this this

this has my master's name on it

so this should be the way wow

you can read and write i'm impressed

where's aqua she went back to see those

strange cats with the big ears that eat

locusts

yeah they eat locusts

what strange cats we better go find her

then we'll go see the traveling

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entertainers

so my dear daughters have you decided

what you are going to wear tonight

where tonight why well

tonight the emperor's favorite traveling

entertainers are performing

i think it would be fun for all of us to

go

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what if we've traveled all day in the

wrong direction

listen music our music

wha you can hear that

they can't be far

whoa we're here

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thanks for helping me get back home no

thanks for helping me get back home

you guys are in big trouble everyone's

been searching

i found them ah

sagua we've looked everywhere for you

too b whose parents have been as worried

as we have

we got lost and stuck

on on a log in the river and floated far

away

and walked and walked until we found our

way back here

we're okay just hungry

hungry of course b whose mother has

invited us all for dinner

huh dinner here but

but i don't think i'm going to like

locusts very much

we don't have locusts for dinner they're

snacks silly

but you should try them sometime

yeah maybe when you try shrimp

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astounding they are far more

entertaining and skillful than i thought

they would be

the emperor has very good taste

so then you ate locust for dinner right

was it gross nope

they eat lots of other stuff too stuff

i've never seen before

but it tastes amazing you mean they're

not totally

weird hmm then maybe locusts aren't that

bad either

[Laughter]

wow look at all those presents

yes nobles from all over china have sent

them in honor of the magistrate and thai

thai's wedding anniversary

can't we go inside and watch them unwrap

the presents

well we can but don't you want to have

the best view when the loveliest gift

arrives

from the emperor you'll see

from prince mugong

a gin you

another goldfish

wonderful

dump it in the pond with the others

where's the

emperor's gift surely he hasn't

forgotten us

from our most exalted emperor

what could it be a long string of pearls

a jade scepter

a boo chol ren oh

a back scratcher a most delightful

and

practical gift don't you think my

cherished cherry blossom

on our special day the emperor sends us

a

bag scratcher

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[Laughter]

[Applause]

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so graceful and my favorite flowers

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lotuses and chrysanthemums

so no more gifts what's next

ah but there is one last gift

from your devoted villagers

my lovely swan and

flowers

don't let it off the palace grounds

it's the only decent gift we've got all

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day

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must not have much of an appetite she

barely touched her food

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oh looking for some scraps after the

feast are we

hmm i really shouldn't but

but you deserve more than scraps today

after all

today is also your grandparents

anniversary

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huh

well happy anniversary then stop

we can't eat this sure we can watch

no we have to do something special to

honor their anniversary

eating is special nine i did say how she

loved those lotuses and chrysanthemums

well there are plenty of petals in the

courtyard

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that's it we'll make a beautiful bouquet

all around these

bamboo nests of food great idea

sagua and nine and i left this one so

much

maybe we could heard there was a big

party at the palace

i see you all got your share care to

share

you can be our swan i can great

wait uh what are you talking about

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now this is where nine-nine yaya will

sit

and you know what you have to do foo-foo

yes

i go outside and i fly in when i hear

and when i hear happy anniversary

right got it

hurry hurry

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yeah yeah please have a seat

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so please accept this from all of us to

you

and have a very very

happy anniversary

happy anniversary

happy anniversary

happy anniversary

gift from your grateful grandchildren

three petals

wait what happened sorry

don't worry sagua everything's gonna be

great i hope

thank you dears it's just lovely

you're welcome

what a disaster yeah all that wasted

shrimp

didn't you here they think our gift is

just

lovely of course they're gonna say that

they just don't want to hurt our

feelings huh

that certainly was an interesting

presentation

yes but the most thoughtful present

that one's dongwa a bit scruffy

but full of life and this one has to be

sagua

so colorful and bright

even if a hundred swans flew in with

bouquets as big as

clouds i'd never appreciate it as much

as

these three pedals happy anniversary

see they loved it

what are you doing just using the whole

bat sonar to locate the

um gift that i uh

dropped into the pond

oh look a swan feather where is the swan

by the way

well uh gee that's another thing you see

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now where has that swan gone off to

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my only half decent gift and it's flown

the coop

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chocolate don't she's not in one of her

cheery moods

what's this

you ate my swan

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of course you didn't a little kitten

like you

why i'd be more worried about the swan

eating you

beautiful isn't

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a it flying across the moon

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thank you imagine

something so simple being so special

after all

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oh there you are dear um

found the swan yet

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don't worry i'll order the villagers to

come up with another swan

first thing in the morning no swans are

meant to fly

free maybe it will come back to our pond

someday

what's cut into her and even if it

never returns we'll always have this

feather as a reminder of our village's

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thoughtfulness

now i know you're not fond of the

emperor's gift but

it really really

it really gets to those hard-to-reach

places doesn't it

huh yes yes it's one of the finest

crafted

poo children i've ever seen

happy anniversary my

darling husband happy anniversary my

dear wonderful wife

i'm starving i'm afraid i didn't even

touch

my dinner not to worry i'm sure it's

still waiting for you in the kitchen

and i'm sure it's not

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so

so

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