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02x09 - Surburden Cowboy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Heathcliff". Aired: October 4, 1980.*
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Scruffy Alley cat rules his neighborhood. Rejected monsters drive about doing odd jobs. Clumsy, lovable great dane gets into mischief without meaning to.

02x09 - Surburden Cowboy

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book well I Can Dream can't

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I hope he didn't scare you away because

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cat

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after this let's get out of

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the sing along with popey and Pals

so keep good behavior and your one life

with Pap the

sa today at 21 Central on me TV

tunes we see you.edu I'll have to get

back to my broadcast to we now return to

more classic

cartoons gosh we made it to unifix tours

in record time

sorry folks the Poots will have to stay

at the studio

kennel and being friendly ain't going to

help you

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[Applause]

either Sorry marmaduk rules are

rules a poor

Mar right this way folks we'll witness

actual filming of a

TV no use crying you can't can't go

along hey come back

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here okay we should be set up for the

fair Maiden being rescued from the evil

Prince's castle by her faithful Dog

San toss the fair into the m

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come on leap in and save the

dummy uhoh huh

dummy I see you down

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there Excuse Me Miss have you seen a h

how long do you expect to keep fooling

me

okay all you long Lonely Nights on your

best chivalrous Behavior you're awaiting

the lady in

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waiting by the way where is the lady in

waiting okay stand by I hear her

coming oh boy

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okay print

it

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wow any of you nights see a lady in

waiting H trying to fool me again

eh stop all right we're at the castle of

the good Prince preparing for the joust

between the off-white Knight and Sir

prelot for the hand of the fair Maiden

Nies everybody camera's rolling and

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action just keep the camera rolling my

career is over

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anyway now I've got you and from now on

you're not going anywhere without

me here's your monk's outfit for the

wedding

scene come back here if you're going to

wear that costume I'll have to lower the

Hem well we're back at The Evil Princess

castle for my big finish I mean the

picture's big finish everybody in place

and action oh sir galut I knew you'd

come for me

oh forget it I Quit perfect Ralph keep

climbing wait a minute where'd that monk

come from Ralph look

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out

watch ouch

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I'm

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ruined well that concludes our tour

folks gee thanks that was great yeah

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wonderful oh look at marad D sleeping

like a baby baby uh-huh see Billy he

stayed out of trouble all

day hey they're running that movie we

watched them sh**t I read that some

unknown dog stole the

show what's the difference between a man

and a dog taking a walk I don't know

Barbie what is the difference between a

man and a dog taking

walk one wears trousers the other

pants

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Oh more classic cartoons will continue

in a moment you bet your bonnny Buster

Nostalgia a Sentimental La

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cartoons run the film

please Earth has been spotted I am

proceeding to a section they call a city

I will seek and retrieve a human subject

as you ordered this is lunar 13 over and

out and before the invention of roller

skates us kitty cats had to slink and

pounce to get our

food I have spotted an earth subject

orange hair Stripes pointed ears

possibly a member of a punk rock

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group stop in the name of martian law uh

cute kid but somebody should get you a

calendar Halloween isn't for another

three

months here you go little green kid the

gum's a bit used but still has most of

its

flavor you will now come with me you

shouldn't Point those things at people

or even adorable kitty cats

hey I have a funny feeling that this

little martian is really a little

martian you will come with me a this

guy's going to have to be taught a

lesson

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for kind but enough of

this I hate to do this to the little guy

but he does have a crash helmet on

bye-bye well that's

that say green cheese

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jet or a green dog is heading towards

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me looks like my little green friend has

brought in

reinforcements I seem to have given him

the slip or at least I thought so

uh-uh here comes my unfavorite Martian I

better duck out of the

way I hope he's

permanent it the first

of I don't know what he so mad about I

said it on fluff

dry I'm going to get you

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pip go get him now for my costume oh

it's a good thing I took a sewing

class Wala a martian finger

puppet that a boy now take him to the

spaceship I'll see you on my a little

later by the time that doggy is the

switch there'll be a million miles away

it takes more than a martian to out Fox

this kitty cat right

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yeah what kind of a degree does a dog

get when he graduates from dog school

I don't know what kind of a degree does

a dog get when he graduates from dog

school a

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Petree yes the sheriff W her show

marmaduk must have been a cowboy in a

previous life well he's a TV Hound now

starring W Earth with special guest star

that two tall

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Tony sorry marmaduk but we're off to the

store you're in charge until we return

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but the real hero of the old west was a

dog by the name of marmaduk the Hound

that tame DOD

City what this your town needs is a new

sheriff cuz I aim to die with my boots

off are you sure you're the right man a

dog for the

job well that's easy for you to woof but

are you fast on the draw

wow looks just like me okay the job's

yours son better get your life insurance

all paid up I'll be in Palm Springs

catching some rays and staying alive so

long

sheriff and don't give out my phone

number and so Sheriff maduk stepped

bravely into the hangout Saloon where

all the rowdies hung out he was fixing

to clean

house I hope he there's

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Windows he says anyone without a

full-time job got to be out of town by

Sundown then in came the world famous

Outlaw two tall Tony all right everybody

out I hear there's a new sheriff in town

or is

it all right Sheriff

thow ohoh this sheriff is a real quick

draw artist Do's even better than the

old Sheriff I should have never dropped

out of art

school I'm have practice up on my face

drawing that's

all do you mind I got a drink out of

that Tru you

know that long tooth law man ain't seen

the last of this hory

ombre first I got to get warmed up by

rustling me a few stairs but old to tall

wasn't at all too smart cuz he dropped

his rope right on Sheriff marmaduk I

guess this is what they call a bum

steer just B some food help I'm allergic

to T

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[Applause]

you can't cross the state line

Sheriff I just love a law abiding law

man well I got to go now

bye old Sheriff marmaduk ran that Outlaw

clean out of the state but the fight

weren't over yet

all right Sheriff this time I'm inan

business I've been practicing

re so you better be ready okay

go sh I lose again I sure miss the good

old days when we'd sling lead instead of

drawing with

it now let me see here according to my

expert

calculations Ru off this Cliff down the

hill R through town and crush the

Sheriff's

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Office all turned missed by inches

stupid dumb Boulder just look at that

don't even know when to stop

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traction marmaduk what happened what

what's going on looks like he's had

another wild

dream his dreams are getting Wilder all

the

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time Isabel habba of Niagara Falls New

York says the upper half of her back

door is

glass and people who knock on the door

are startled by her dog Rusty who

Springs up nearly 5 ft straight up in

the

[Applause]

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air classic cartoons will continue in a

moment

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we now return to more classic cartoons I

never miss this

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one D Barbie why' you have to take a

dare to go in that haunted house to

prove we're

not anyway we've got marmaduk to protect

us

marad doesn't believe in

knocking say any ghosts of course not

just a scary old

painting come on let's go exploring you

clean yourself up

maduk it's been years since I've had any

fun scaring people now Captain clug the

most feared River pirate of them all

will strike

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again aside mut I only frighten people

not Critters but in your case I'll be

making an exception

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ye may be playing but I'm off to

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scaring so it's a tug of w*r you

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want my best sheet that mut has got to

go here boy

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that'll teach them much I don't play

around

[Music]

oh he could at least rung the doorbell

first

W whoa what am I running for I'm The

Ghost and I'll do the

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[Applause]

scaring who turned out to

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light so you want to play eh

I've got him on the run

now I got you

now

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no I've got to pull myself

together oh that's better

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I goofed I forgot dogs aren't afraid of

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cats not another

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sheep it sounds like the house is

falling

down maruk

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see the house is falling apart that's

not our fault but that dirty sheet is

come on we've got to get it clean like

mm found

it there it's spotless oh don't just sit

there and M ring it

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out okay now take it back where you

found it

oh oh feels like I got run over

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ler this house isn't big enough for both

of us so I'm shipping out to haunt

someplace easier like Dracula's

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castle hey marmaduk our hours up yeah

and we sure prove this old place isn't

on it come arm

n

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hey G listen to this me TV tunes is your

home for scoo

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