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02x07 - Bearly Camping

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Heathcliff". Aired: October 4, 1980.*
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02x07 - Bearly Camping

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come on Phil we came out here to visit a

ghost town not to go prospecting but

daddy this used to be a famous mining

area and I bet there's still gold in

these Hills

huh oh Dad Eureka maduk struck

gold we'll be

rich you mean I'll be rich

this is the stra I've been

searching for for 10

years come on everyone we'll check it

out in town mm you stay here and guard

our

claim we want to wait here Dad sure

we'll be safe with

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Mom that's 200 lb of good argument kids

bye now's my chance to grab the cllean

flag and plant my own

this is boring let's go visit the ghost

town no Billy we've got to help Mom

guard our claim from

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what nobody's going to jump bar

clean I'm tough and mean and no kids in

a pooch are going to stop

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me sh you want an arm wrestled for it

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Hing on our dog

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we sure showed that old cling

jumper I'll just snap that flag marker

right out from under that much

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no Yoo I got it

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he went that way let's get

him come on Billy Mar might need our

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help it's that P

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again i' say you all watched out

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there I hope this teaches you a lesson

yeah concern I'll get their clay marker

so as I can plant my own if when it's

the last thing they

do we won't have any more trouble from

that old gezer yeah now we can explore

this neat ghost

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town now is my chance to get that

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flag than and

strong oh no it's that mud again well

let's see him far me up the

St oh no

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Hey look it's The Old Prospector

again I'll give you tell Su down to get

out of town I'll be glad to get sooner

than

there sorry kids but mm strike turned

out to be nothing but Fool's Gold oh gee

cheer up kids we can try

again and say 20 or 30 years

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[Applause]

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gee it must have been great living in

the days of rugged pirates in chivalrous

sea captains here like my great ancestor

Captain Horatio heatcliff

[Music]

relax princess Sonia soon we'll be back

in your father's Kingdom oh I just knew

we will Captain he

Cliff aast you lovers I'm blueberry the

pirate oh yeah where's your Canon my

mommy won't let me have one she said

someone could get hurt but I do have a

cannon ball and a mouse trap stand by to

be

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boarded this guy's going to take you

prisoner but don't worry princess I'll

insist he take me

along as your old nurse ready or not

here I come

let's go princess you're coming with me

wait she never goes anywhere without me

all right you can come too I need

someone to

roll ah my pretty you'll bring me a

king's Ransom yes again

blueberry Captain Horatio heathcliffe is

here Horatio Heathcliff yeah teith Cliff

at your

savus come with me my

[Music]

princess you'll be safe up here I never

fear as long as my courageous Captain is

[Applause]

near you can't hide from me up

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there oh

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come back here so I can k*ll all you N I

wouldn't want you to go to all that

trouble just for a little old me all

right for you if you want to play hard

to get all this chasing around is

putting a crimp on my shipboard

Romancing bye

where' he go hi there going for a swim

oh

[Music]

no J I hope he brought his water

wings I'm not sunk

yet he never gives up oh still once I

take Aim keep stilling I say there's no

place to

run for once he appears to be

right okay cat dance

whatever

please kind of dance well uh I know a

nice wals oh yeah well wals to this

oh that sail is a perfect fit never take

it

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off I said

dance don't tell me I did it again you

did it again I asked you not to tell me

[Music]

that now that he's finished I'll just

raise my flag and and set saale for

home what happened to the Jolly Roger I

replaced it with the Jolly Heath Cliff

do you like it gold burn what kind of

pirate ship doesn't have a Jolly Roger

he's your flag

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captain and here is

yours I'll get you for that

M such a

temper here you go blueberry this will

break your fall oh no I don't want to

walk the plank don't worry you're not

going to walk you're going to

fly all right heat flip where are you

I'll find you if I have to rip this ship

apart and you know I can do it up here

blueberry

[Music]

huh now I've got you and nothing short

of a tital wave can save

[Music]

you oh Captain Heathcliff you saved me

well uh yeah but uh we were fortunate

that that tital wave

appeared help let me in let me in H give

me one good

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reason

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that relax princess

Sonia we should be back to your kingdom

in no time as long as the bait hole's

out oh captain

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one I feel so sad Phil yeah armad du

would have been fun on this camping trip

fun marmaduk would have been like the

Oakland Raiders football team with us

leaving him at a grungy old kennel

that's mean look maduk will be

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[Applause]

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fine wait w

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hey oh boy we're going to have so much

fun yeah we can roast wieners around the

campfire and go fishing and sing songs

and

oh a dad marad KD in the

tent mom you came wa someone get this

horse and dog's clothing off me

[Laughter]

all right but if he's going to stay he's

going to help marmaduk you can help us

by digging a hole for the temp

post okay now I think I got it figured

[Music]

out don't tell me who dug the tent

holes don't be too mad dad remember it's

marmaduke's first time camping I'm

trying to remember that why don't you

take marm fish while I set up the tent

and we'll have a campfire and cook the

fish you catch that sounds

great I bet you Mar will catch a fish

before we

[Music]

do look muk's got a

[Applause]

[Music]

bite boy that that's a Whopper

Mark we're going to have a good cookout

tonight thanks to good old Mar

[Music]

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where'd maradu go

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[Applause]

[Music]

maruk Where Have You Been he's acting

like he's seen a ghost well at least

he's heading toward the

camp ah this is the life nothing but the

Great Outdoors and marad du's

fish M smell that beautiful Aroma

dinner's almost ready

[Music]

[Applause]

it's your fish marmaduk you get the

first

[Music]

[Applause]

taste oh a bear everybody head for the

car

we can't leave

marad don't worry the car's not starting

anyway daddy everything's okay now marad

du's here he'll save

[Applause]

[Music]

us hooray maduk saved

us oh no no there goes our food don't

worry Mom we have plenty of food we do

yeah food yuck yumy

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