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02x01 - Home Run Rover

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Heathcliff". Aired: October 4, 1980.*
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Scruffy Alley cat rules his neighborhood. Rejected monsters drive about doing odd jobs. Clumsy, lovable great dane gets into mischief without meaning to.

02x01 - Home Run Rover

Post by bunniefuu »

a heat and M what a wacky p a rough

little tough little Alley Cat a lovable

L dog big as a bad he Clips a daring

dude s on Rob he's nice to the mice but

he comes UND with dogs intrude on his

neck of the Work Mad a play pucha

friendly clumsy clowns but when that PO

did he a SM you just might end upside

down heat clip and M the group this team

around now heat clip and M the hot dog

cat and the cat

[Music]

[Applause]

H you can't come to the

[Music]

game oh all right Mar you can be our

[Music]

mascot the Tigers will back first boy

those Tigers sure are big play all no

marad not

you oh marad

mama duke you're the mascot not the

shortstop go over and sit by the braid

bench better

[Music]

up I got it I got

it sa that

[Music]

fist madoke he was

[Music]

safe

safe why am I arguing with a

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

one oh no he's trying to steal

second marad No Stealing is part of the

[Music]

game let go back face you Ry M

it's the runner is safe fun second so

why don't you go where Billy is and

retrieve foul

[Music]

ba*ls I've got it I've got

it gosh worm it's Bas loaded the Tiger's

biggest slug or is it

bat I'm going to blast this one out of

here uhoh I've got it I've got

it I got it I got

it he caught

it get back to your

Bas Oh

[Music]

no you're out you're out you're out

you're out four

outs Tigers one Braves zero two outs and

Barbie winds lows at B Come on Barbie

it's a CCH to strike out a

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

girl oh marmaduk you can't pitch let him

pitch

two outs and the tiger number 13 is up

at fast no dog is going to strike me

out Tinker ball strike

one Boomerang ba*ls stke

[Music]

to screw ba*ls here right threee

side

[Applause]

[Music]

retired Tigers lead one to nothing and

it's two outs and two strikes on Little

[Music]

Billy he hit

it I hit

[Music]

it now batting for the Braves

maruk

[Applause]

[Music]

all I have to do is strike out one dumb

dog and we win one to

[Applause]

nothing arm Duke's safe and Billy's

going to Second and there's the

[Music]

throw

[Music]

[Applause]

safe the Braves win two to

one yeah thanks to

[Music]

marad

you want to hear a dirty joke

[Music]

yeah marad du fell in a mud

[Laughter]

puddle want to hear a clean joke no he

took a

bath

[Music]

yuck

[Music]

the alligator that Ain New York what I'd

give for a little old hot dog or maybe

even a bun or just a dab of mustard um

[Music]

stop

aha a meal fit for only your king but I

guess it'll just have to do for

[Music]

me now for a little to

site a warm little

cat what a great meal cat chowder Kitty

fre

[Applause]

[Music]

ay nothing like a main cause for dessert

[Music]

[Applause]

well what do you know a hero sandwich

with

[Music]

teeth thought you tasted kind of bland

um this is where I

split come back here how do you expect

me to eat you if you don't hold

[Music]

still that's one hungry alligator it's a

good thing us jungle feline can

climb ordinarily I wouldn't be caught

dead up in this tree but I'm one

desperate alligator I think I gave that

overgrown green lizard the

slip it's either raining very heavily or

I'm being invited to

[Music]

dinner um I hate to break our dinner

they

I ain't giving up that

easy I'll take a shortcut and head that

cat

[Music]

off pray tael what's

this please take care of my little

orphan baby he's very friendly and likes

to eat 27 times a day oh how corny can

you get it thinks I'm going to fall for

the old abandoned baby

trick uh-oh I guess I used the emergency

break to put a stop to his eating

habits

[Music]

uh-oh poor kid at least it was over very

[Music]

quickly think this H car came by when it

[Music]

did desperate times call for desperate

measures that cat will think I'm a

fellow feline and I'll be able to lure

him into a full sense of security and

what he least expected I'll punch on

[Laughter]

him I'm so smart I should have been a

[Music]

fox hello old buddy buddy I'm a new cat

of town and I thought you'd show me

around an alligator in cat's clothing oh

boy so you want to hang out with me yeah

yeah I want to do cat things want to do

what you do I'm a pretty rough cat the

rougher the better okay don't say I

didn't warn you the first thing we'll do

is play Follow the

Leader

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

thanks the next thing that's a lot of

fun is dog chasing we're going to chase

dogs no they're going to chase us oh

it's a real

[Music]

blast hey fellas come and get

us now

run isn't this fun yeah a Bor a laugh

through the N

hole

[Music]

[Applause]

yo help help get off me help don't you

like doing cat things yeah it's great

[Music]

help well shave my legs and call me

smoothie you're not a cat you're an

alligator a famage failure of an

alligator I'll never get any food I'm

destined to stop I can't stand to see

your grown alligator cry okay okay I'll

share my food with you you will sure

come

on here you go one of my

specialties yum yum food at

L this is it oh yeah there's seconds if

you want

them oh well if you can't eat them join

them

Tracy Forester has a great Daye named

Shen who wanted to go to college with

her disguised as a co-ed but Sheen's

tongue and tail gave her away H and

though come

back so she went to dog obedience school

instead she and thought the command to

sit meant that she was to sit on the

instructor

[Music]

nice why if it isn't Mr tager how are

you

JD come to watch the kids

play watch this Barbie marmaduk fetch

oh no M watch

out get this Ox off of me and get off of

my lot it's not yours yet and I've

always let the kids use it as a

playground well it won't be a playground

much longer if you don't pay off your

loan the property will be mine gee no

more

playground what will we do now I know

we'll put on a save our playground

tieson and raise the money it sounds

impossible but I do know a TV executive

who might go for it I want this land

nicely I better make sure they

[Music]

fail okay everyone time for rehearsal

the neighborhood kids spent a week just

building the stage Leon it is a good

cause for a telephone however to put it

on TV the show's got to be

fantastic

Showtime okay everybody here's our big

[Applause]

star taada time to get the show off the

road before it gets

on

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

if they think this will stop me they've

got another thing

coming and now ladies and gentlemen our

magician Barbie the great get marmaduk

ready for the rabbit out of the hattick

gotcha come on

[Music]

MAR furry marmaduk under the stage and

up through the hole into the

Hat see the hat is empty alabra

Alakazam they pull something out of the

Hat all right but it won't be a

rabbit this gorilla suit will give them

the scare of their

[Music]

Liv it's time to get out of

here I'll hide in this

[Music]

[Applause]

box

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

W oh

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

no

RTO hey you're not a

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

rabbit taggard I failed but this ton

will fail too WR

I'm giving Mr nicely an advanced check

right now here's your money and I'll

take the loan

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

papers wow that's one trick we'll never

forget yeah marad you're the the

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

greatest

[Music]

oh