02x04 - Don't Monkey with the Baby

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slow down driver slow

down my apologies Prince Carlos but you

know the kind of help you get nowadays

Prince Carlos Prince

Carlos there you are now come to Nanny

there there come to

n oh slower I said

slower I have enough of this little

monster Coachman how many times have I

told you

faster behold Sancho do you aspy what I

aspy not another monster Don

coyote Sancho you servant of course not

it's the Royal Coach hardly what you

call a monster we must pay homage to his

majesty is I

done your

kingship indeed sanjo someday you'll

tell your grandchilden you saw the king

I don't think so don coyote I didn't see

anything but mud as soon as we get back

to the castle I'm going on a long

vacation I mean if we get back to the

castle you hear that Prince Carlos

Prince Carlos Prince

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Carlos ah it's been a memorable day fcho

the angels are smiling on

us that must be one of them now

I it's a little angel all right how'd he

get here obviously a wayward St dropped

him in our midst or perhaps a flying

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gargoyle hey poor lost lamb we must

return him to his flock at once he has

no name tagged on coyote the little typ

must belong to somebody but who to his

magesty that's who you are in ill*gal

possession of the King's son you mean he

he

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he no oh no the man doesn't want to play

Horsey worry not Madam I could carry the

little princeling to the ends of the

Earth ow ow ow or the King's Castle

whichever comes first

chickaboom

uhhuh let go Carlos let go is that any

way to treat a man who saved your

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life forgive me Madam

this is it your highness I have done my

Penance I need a little time off like

forever n Nanny wait the queen expects

me at the Royal Hunt Club I'll be gone

till tonight who will mind the prince

there's your answer they deserve each

other I don't suppose you'd consider

looking after my son the Royal Prince

son of the king of Spain for a day sir

I'd be good you'll find all his other

toys in the Royal playroom I don't know

Don coyote taking care of a little baby

is a big responsibility nonsense Sancho

having been born a baby myself I'm

familiar with all their needs one thing

he's got everything he could want right

here yes so true then what is he doing

out there out there uh-oh looks like the

nurs maids are going to be busy Prince

Carlos come back

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somewhere else pal we got a full house

here Prince Carlos let go no no not you

birdie

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him that's royalty for you learns how to

fly before he can walk and I just hope

he learns how to land w

I think he's showing us a new game sanjo

yes it's called beat the

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babysitters prince prince Carlos time

for your

bath I think he's already having it Don

coyote the little rascal playing horsey

is his favorite game I hope the little

rascal isn't the alligator favorite

dinner that could be dangerous yeah them

poor alligators don't know what they're

in for hang on Prince Carlos I'll join

you

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alone alas my poor rosan porz did my

horse you seem to have lost your head

it's okay D coyote you're just facing

the wrong end precisely how else can I

tell where I've been makes sense if you

don't think about it and I ain't a g*n

Prince Carlos Prince Carlos come out

come out wherever you are boy maybe

playing hide and seek wasn't such a good

idea Don coyote he's been missing for

hours patience de Sancho remember we're

older than he is and in my case a lot

smarter believe me when I say that any

minute now the little fellow will be

popping out from somewhere

[Applause]

oh no you fired the prince such

patriotism not even a year old and he

volunteered for the a*tillery

what are we going to do Don coyote

Prince Carlos could be Miles Away by now

well look at the bright fight Sano he's

enjoying a wonderful hay ride wonderful

is a word at save till they get him

home there's plenty of hay all right but

no Prince Carlos we either find the

prince or perish in the prophet

aha look Yonder thano just as I calcul

uh exactly as I

speculate just as I thought there's a

little tight now see and he's heading

toward the Royal swamp perhaps we should

join him I don't know the sign says

beware not responsible for lost persons

[Applause]

oh no Prince I wouldn't do

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that he did it Splendid catch

Sancho come Sancho discretion is the

better part of valor hey how come you

didn't scramble that one up on coyote No

Time Lucky for us I remembered my

claiming in the family wine

V the Hornets are gone Don coyote how

fortunate for them to have escaped my

rest guess who else has

escaped and now I Mar the Magnificent

have something really special for

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you enough Applause now on with the sh

and now by means of my magical wand

watch carefully that's your everyday

ordinary empty box ah but is it dear

friends be prepared to be astounded just

a few Taps of my magic wand and frco

tell them have I ever seen you before

Marco the

Magnificent why who'd ever dreamed that

Marco Polo would make a comeback I don't

think so don coyote this Marco is a

magician and talk about magic look

Prince Carlos Prince Carlos

wait you two can only a magic wand just

like mine for only 10 PS plus a slight

charge for gift wrapping not so fast you

fake I bought this from you last year

and it's no darn good I tried it my wife

didn't disappear either give us our

money back or show us how to do the

trick is a simple friends I merely Tap

the Box with my magic wand only five

pasas and hawas poas

Prince

Carlos he was playing hide and seek hi

never thought we'd see him again Don

coyote oh yeah yes folks my magic wand

even fools me once in a while watch

closely Presto

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Cho it's a monkey don't be fooled by

sorcery Sancho it's Prince Carlos the

fiend has made a monkey out of him and

now he's making monkeys out of us we

want our money back that magic Wan can't

do

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anything just a watch I'll show you what

it can do make me disappear prto

disappear where he go his G disappeared

and so the monkey baby

whatever if we'd had any brains we would

have disappeared long ago

tooo we must stop him post wh first

haste right now onto the next bunch of

suckers Pito as the saying goes mandre

we're out of

here thank goodness you're safe Prince

Carlos I won't feel very safe if we have

to take him back to the castle like that

quite right Sancho the royal family

might not appreciate the baby who needs

a

shave ranani

rosan you know who you are come over

here horsey we must get that sorer to

change our furry friend back to a

bouncing baby yeah he's been making

monkeys out of us long enough chickaboom

knowing those greedy peasants they

probably on my trail

faster Pito you okay back there if the

monkey gets hurt there goes act you

again where's the my Monkey

D I know they stole him that skinny guy

in his dumb pil y I want my monkey B and

I don't want

you don't worry Prince Carlos we'll have

you back in diapers in no time or sooner

if possible D isn't exactly standing

still uh-oh neither is he I thought I

was feeling a bit lightheaded come back

Carlos you haven't been burped we better

get him soon Don coyote the king will be

arriving home at the Castle I know that

we must head him off at the path so

that's where that came from sh and I

thought it came from John Wayne but Don

coyote how can we catch him he's flying

through the trees if a child can do it

we can follow me

Child's

Play kids sure play rough these days

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fool how do you expect me to tell our

fortunes sorry

asala I think I'm allergic to Poverty I

see I see 10 more years of suffering and

starvation jeez maybe you should try

again with the crystal ball excuse me

have you Gypsy seen a tall thin fellow

with armor and a lance and a short fat

guy and the monkey the crystal ball will

tell all but first you must cross my

palm with silver we're silverware will

do we're kind of short on spawns

charlatans I don't throw my money away

on hocus pocus hocus pocus this crystal

ball is the best I could steal so what's

it say about our

future I see a baby oh no aren't we a

little too old for that

be SS hungry you he brought his own

food the Royal birthmark you know what

this means he was raised in a tattoo

parlor do he is the King's son our

Fortune is made all we have to do is

return him to the

castle

y the baby he's gone now I've lost my

monkey and the kid in the same day oh

even gypsies I'll deal with them forgive

me Don coyote but shouldn't we be

finding the magician you wouldn't want

the king to think that we starved his

only son I wouldn't want the king to see

what's happened to his only son his

table manners are atci little our

uncomprehensive a

flob oh dear I think he's got

indigestion how be you my hairy little

prince I take it Prince that you don't

want seconds oh no he doesn't want

thirds or fourths either come back

Prince you haven't excused yourself what

is happening to manners holy moly if we

don't get the prince back to the king

what's going to happen to us hurry L our

Fortune is waiting we'll get there don't

worry so there they are stop for your

teams

how many times have I told you never buy

a wagon from a gypsy the baby no monkey

but it's better than

nothing come on nice little baby come to

Uncle

Marco ow I never knew there were so many

Thorn bushes in these Woods sanjo I

think you found every single one Don

coyote yeah if we hadn't found the

little fellow it mightn't have been

worth it no fcho do you see what I see

do I get a choice orer monster or giant

DC The Magician's wagon a that's a

welcome change baby monkey he'll always

be the same nervous breakdown down to me

and me

too nobody home on coyote perhaps we

should wait his return it's the king's

return I'm worried about I don't want to

spend spend the rest of my life in a

dungeon a point well taken

thano I've always wanted to try my hand

at sorcery fear not my friend you shall

be out in one wave of the one hocus

pocus pocus hocus how does that sound

Sancho sounds good to me Mr magician but

what do I

know what have we

here it looks like the princess is now a

white rabbit oh well when I was his age

I couldn't decide what I wanted to be

either but but the king not to mention

the queen what do we do about them I

suggest we break the news to them

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gently Pito it's you wait to come back a

Pito

don't just SC there mandre Follow That

Monkey Prince Carlos Prince Carlos where

are you Carlos the queen and I brought

you a few trinkets I've looked

everywhere darling all 60 rooms and one

paath and I still can't find my baby

where's that Don coyote and his flunky

I'll have their heads for

this announcing Don coyote Sano Panda

and name nameless White Rabbit oh

wonderful Darlings you've bought the

prince a bunny suit uh something like

that what's the meaning of this you numb

scull Knight where's my son Carlos this

is he hire but he's not the he he was

when he was the he he was before he was

he what why don't we just throw

ourselves on the mercy of the

Court two freelance Gypsies and a

surprise your highness

not that we are seeking any gain sire

but gold coins are always nice whatever

you bestow upon us here is your long

lost

baby you loser what did you do with the

prince ah go look in your phony crystal

ball you fake fortune teller just a

minute just a minute the prince is here

or is he

here now fess up which one of you is the

prince and any more of this childness

and you'll be sent to your rooms I have

the real Prince right here your highness

hookus poers

AB oops enough skull duggery send for

the hangman tell him to bring several

ropes patience your highness perhaps a

different magic wand would do the trick

Abra cadabra come BBE come baby Hocus

Pocus come shake your tokus kamini

kamini come my need come on Carlos you

naughty boy you were hiding all

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along this up Don coyote you knew he was

up there all along right you'll never

know Fano and neither will I how can we

ever repay you for treating our sons so

royally Don coyote such entertainment

pleaser what is a knight for but to

serve his King in a time of of need you

too have exceeded your duties I hereby

appoint you as our baby's permanent

Guardians surely there is no final

reward I could think of one or

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two we made it Sancho once more the open

road becking for adventure even so I'm

still still going to miss little Carlos

as mischievous as he was agreed but

think of it this way Sono to's company

three the diaper change