02x03 - Sir Sancho the Nearly Knight

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there she is get her move

Luigi we've been looking for you yeah

the baron wants to see you I told the

baron no I don't want to see him

help scream all you want nobody will

hear you help

what's that I hear ah Wagon Wheel

screeching maybe a big farm sound like a

maiden in distress I was afraid he'd say

that come on that one and I was afraid

he'd say

that aha that confirms my calculations

uh my suspicions I I hit it right on the

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head the feather Beast is attacking that

fair maiden and those helpless Lads Mur

Don

coyot what have we got here trouble fear

not I shall save

you let's that be a warning never do

this bamel bother this damel again or

you'll answer to me Don coyote

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what would I have done without you brave

knight look at the poor envious sap

damsels don't kiss him kiss they don't

way boy would I love to be a

night no carlot you let that meddling

Menace Don coyote stop you I just

redecorated my entire Castle move drapes

new t*rture equipment no nutty Knight is

going to stand in my way I want carota

and I want her

now but what about Don coyote I don't

want to hear about him unless it's his

funeral he's the bane of every slimy scy

scheming scurvy wait a minute scurvy I

just gave myself an

idea you a knight not chance huh my dear

Squire becoming a knight is no easy t h

task it's not as easy as rolling off a

log you

know I see what you mean but there's

always room for one more Gallant KN I'm

ready Don coyote ready to fight for

Honor battle against evil w*r against

tyranny see see I'm

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ready ready to fight off the

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damsels but you'll never become a knight

by being lazy no but he sure got the

fall down

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perfect of course he learned it from the

best done

coyote that scurvy scuml regret the day

he was born I'd like to wrap that Lance

around his neck like a

lassu Don coyote is a menace to all

crime abiding citizens the first time we

met he and his P brain pal riled my

t*tties and shrunk me down to the size

of a mouse and they weren't too polite

about it either nice knowing you shorty

I'm so mad I could spit

lightning I wish wouldn't do

that Don coyot is a dad blasted P

cat he once rode into my favorite ghost

town so I tried my old reliable never

fail headless horsemen trip but he was

too D Dopey to hit the

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trail no one escapes the Lance of D

coyote

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and he made a ghost town out of my ghost

town I can't wait to kick his

hide that'll teach him

Boss shut up you

ignoras uh what's that

mean you think you swabs had it bad look

what that se come did to me I had a

fortune in me

grasp and now that we got the treasure I

can get rid of all you swabs or Vera

Visa or VISA visor or maybe not get him

let's go move it stop yapping and start

blasting

uh-oh aha looks like we blasted you

first and he did he blasted me bloody

ship and I only had two payments left

you men got the kind of hate I love to

hear now we'll draw straws to see who

gets rid of Don coyote and delivers me

carlot Short Straw wins Wizards before

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wackers oh

blamey hot gigity we're going to a party

Don Coyote's farewell party yeah and

car's welome come home

party just one Brave deed Sancho and you

shall be on your way to Knighthood what

is my test master I know not now but

when I know and not before I know I'll

let you know know I me no oh think we

got enough expl*sive boss yep enough to

bury those vomits in 300 ft of rock yes

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Sancho in order to become a knight you

must always be alert Ready To sidestep

Danger at a moment's notice thus you

I'll try to remember Don

coyote I wish I could forget both of

them you see that he almost k*lled

himself he wouldn't dare and spoil all

my fun h a quick recovery is as

important as a quick Sid step see Sancho

see I see now forward I have a feeling

the test is near at

hand Aros of

e ain't you going to say

goodbye sometimes I'd like to say

goodbye to

you a knight must ride tall in the

faddle Yes

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master next time by the fast burning

fuse this is taking too D long one night

should hold his Lance high but once in a

while a knight must hold his Lance

low any second now and goodbye D

coyote

whoops allow me I do it all the

time wow that felt like an earthquake

nonsense some of these trees just have

Deep Roots now let's move on the test is

still around the bend at least we know

one thing it wouldn't have k*lled him

yeah and we got rid of the

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bees aha Sancho do you see what I

see maybe yes maybe no that monstrous

ogre is about to pounce on that poor

woman

definitely no defeat that ogre and

you'll be a fun aide a

genuine a regular night couldn't I just

wait till she finishes doing the wash

courage Sancho seize the

moment so maybe I'll seize it while it's

not moving no you're beinging at night

after I'm k*lled what are you doing you

fool get

off Knighthood is just around the corner

Sano hang

onow Sancho I've got some good news and

some bad news the good news is I rescued

the damsel the bad news is you failed

your first

test you

failed it was all his fault it was all

whose fault you ignor RIS it was all my

fault Baron with a Powers at my

fingertips I shall destroy Don

coyote and my designer drapes Adventure

await Sancho I Feel It In My Bones well

my Bon sure took a beating in the last

one look at it this way you can only do

better after all with me as your teacher

what could go wrong

everything here they come claw r my on

schedule close close where are

you I told you not to do that now relax

while I give our friends a warm

greeting I better spro up in case we run

into any damsels in distress talk about

bad luck nothing ever goes my way

uhoh I suddenly got a burning desire to

get out of here maybe I just don't

attract Adventure Don coyote nonsense

Sancho what do you call that up ahead uh

I don't know you go first it's your

second chance for Knighthood you must

rescue poor carlana from those vile and

nasty soldiers huh but Don coyote

Knights don't make excuses Sancho ride

to her

rescued I hope these cows heavy sense of

humor that also goes for the boo

uh hi there big

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fell ah yes Sancho you've got the rescue

part right uh but the rest seems to be

wrong you missed him again but how what

happened let's just say smoking can be

dangerous to your health you're all a

bunch of whin and Lily lied swabs Jack

Boutique will Scuttle that crazy coyote

once and for all maybe I just wasn't cut

out to be a night on coyote nonsense

nonsense a candidate for Knighthood sets

his goal and keeps his Spirit up you

hear up and and the sticks to

it Sancho Sancho I hear you D coyote I'm

saing my goal well forget your goal and

come back

here oh sorry Don coyote I didn't know

we were stopping to rest I can sure use

it perhaps we'd all feel better after a

thoing slumber we can snooze in Yan

cave and a lengthy snooze it'll be for

all eternity or even longer

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I must say Sancho it'll be a pleasure

for me to lay my head

down not to mention the pleasure it'll

be for me to blast it off I hope there's

more room inside than there is

outside farewell you Lily liver gland LS

a Pity our home away from home seems to

be closed sorry Don coyote I can't do

anything right I even ruined our resting

spot never mind Sancho I never could

have flep with all that Thunder

anyway this armor is getting me down on

coyote listen to Mr iron pants I got to

carry him and that scrap metal dress

like a knight feel like a night that's

what I always say aha a maiden in need

of help that's another thing you always

say look Yonder she's being attacked by

the dreaded flying walking straw she is

well you're right about one thing the

straw to the

rescue I ain't going to make

it you not you

again this is it I've saved you from

saving me for the last time did I rescue

her D coyote off with the helmet first

Sano then the bad news ow oops sorry my

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dear Sancho with a girl in distress a

knight never lies down on the

job ah just in time gentlemen gentlemen

I think he means us well no giant

chicken this time but your young friend

here needs your attention nonetheless

attention oh yeah the baron will give

her all the attention she needs the

baron oh oh yes of course of course

Young

Love talho Don coyote you're letting

them ride off with Carana of course

they're friends don't you remember the

three of them in that giant chicken

they're monsters ogres monsters ogres

Earth really soncho wherever did you get

such an imagination no time to argue Don

coyote do the rescue DPP uh-oh he's

learning fast too fast I wonder if he'll

be a good KN with a peculiar imagination

like that you missed him too Boutique ah

the scorge of the Seven Seas all right I

got him if we hadn't been on land

excuses excuses by the time I get Carla

she'll be an old hag she looks pretty

good to me well welcome my lovely ow and

she bites pretty good too but I'll tame

you You Wench not before my hero rescues

me if it's who I think it is I can

hardly

wait Make Way for Sono

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Panda take her to the tower what about

this bom he's not the one we want we

want Don coyote I and we'll get him with

him this ought to bring that landling

lunatic to the rescue it always worked

at sea

oh I'm beginning to think a couple of

kisses aren't worth all these ah The

Baron's ccle I hope fcho isn't making a

fool of himself interfering with the

love match uh-oh Here Comes Don coyote

right into the Trap I better get down

from here quick he'll come to rescue me

if he thinks I'm in

trouble oh boy I am in trouble H it

appears Sancho has hung his clothes out

to dry at Yonder flag

pole and he's in them uhoh Don coyote

let's fight fun Sano perhaps I shall

join you no

no don't coyote he'll be k*lled well I

better get this uh flag down or he'll be

flying at half

MK rescues are the toughest part of this

business ah how nice a welcoming

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committee he's mine I want him we got

him I'll take him my my it's so nice to

be wanted oh I failed G the dungeon with

him poor Don coyote help help help help

me poor Gata poor me I wish he'd sto

feeling sorry for himself and do

something i' better stop feeling sorry

for myself and do something good idea I

wish I'd have thought of

that now when I hey let go let

go Gada Gada darn I finally rescue

someone and nobody sees it I thought it

was the groom who didn't get to see the

bride not the guest this will keep your

jabbering Jaws

busy thanks for the fine cuisine but

I've already had my

fiber it's all set and ready you want to

blow my whole castle I told you the one

under the chair was

plenty ah the sound of bacon frying

perhaps I am a bit hungry think of it as

your last

supper I'd like my eggs scrambled if I

may uh-oh Don coyote is going to be

scrambled if we don't hurry was that

your voice I heard Sancho yes now don't

move those monsters are trying to k*ll

you still that fevered imagination hey

my boy got you

now

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pull confounded my lamp seems to be

caught in something or other it should

have blown by

now unless the bloody fuse went out come

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on Sancho saved your life you say and

yours too Don coyote pray from what was

I IND Danger

from from that

aha perhaps I can ask those fine chaps

for confirm confir

conf oh never mind bye-bye Baron I shall

gladly accept your word sancho uh excuse

me rather th thanel then he really is a

knight it's about time y as much as I

enjoyed that after what I've been

through I think I'd rather just be your

Squire Don coyote As You Wish ex

Sano it appears we both have learned

something

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