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01x09 - Double Don

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x09 - Double Don

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a stroke of Genius money gold jewelry

and it's only the beginning but

unfortunately it's nearly the end for

you my friend a tin hat a mustache a few

chin

whiskers

perfect now I look exactly like him but

why did I have to pick out somebody so

ugly oh well a couple more robberies and

they'll be picking you up instead of me

Don

coyot am I good or am I good

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look there a sign on that tree

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ahead oh I wish you wouldn't do that

it's hard on my

breakes observe sanjo a portrait of me

don't coyote this says wanted oh and so

it does it's so nice to be wanted

note they even mention I'm a doer of

Good

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Deeds that says Desperado picky picky a

minor case of misspelling and this says

big reward I fear I cannot accept money

means nothing to Don

coyote however there is something about

that poster I do not

like he finally gets it they neglected

to use my best side in the

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picture oh

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boy we should reach Fandango right on

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time maybe maybe not halt stand the

deliver you're dealing with the fastest

Lance in all Spain

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hand over your

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valuable oh not you fair damsel your

hand is what I desire consider us

engaged I accept let's get married I

hate Long

Engagement well I and let's think about

it you can't back out I've got witnesses

we'll meet again away you can B on

it perhaps the occupants of that coach

can give us

Direction careful DC are you sure

they're going to stop of course how else

can they obtain my autograph I got to

get the pangle and report that we was

robbed I hear

not again what's he want to Rob us of

now whatever it is he's not getting

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it h that driver must have been sleeping

on the

job it's hard to believe they didn't

recognize me

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hands up one and all this is a stickup

kindly relieve your persons of all

valuables and deposit them in my

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sack anyone doubt that I hold the uh

winning

hand this gentleman is a

crook I suggest that no one move a

muscle for 10

minutes PR chance we can obtain

directions at the tavern I guess this is

what is known as a one horse T if it is

I just increased the population by

50% there's nothing worse than a hero

going

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Bay correction there's nothing worse

than a heroon bed comes back heidy h*

everyone I just know you're all thrilled

to see Don coyote doer of good deeds in

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the boy this is really a fast food place

we haven't even ordered

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yet whom I say whom hurled that mithile

looks like the next thing going to be

hurled is Don coyote I

challenge whomever to a duel choose your

weapons looks like they already chose

DC what say we choose the exit uh excuse

me sir I would just like you to know

that I am the only one here who hasn't

moved a muscle just like you said let us

move some muscle out of here d

coyot uh merely a slight

miscalculation it again a surprise

attack so there you

are I no madam there I

was you can't get away like it or not

we're

engaged who was that obviously an

overzealous

admirer I wish to deposit my life

savings in your bank this is your life

savings certainly not here's the rest of

it it's a pleasure doing business with

the captain of the militia I also have

some business to transact ah another

customer you wish to make a deposit sir

actually I have a withdrawal in mind be

so kind as the for the

sky can't you do do something Captain

I'm already reaching as high as I can

please refrain from moving for four

score and 7 minutes it's been a pleasure

doing business with

you take my piggy bank Willie I'll call

out the

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militia h a curious Community Sancho not

one good deed have I accomplished

militia militia hark someone calls for

Melissa possibly their lost kitty cat

finally a chance to do a good

deed done coyote at your service can you

describe your lost cat Melissa H you

won't catch me off G now where are my

light savings a good question and my

piggy bank another good question I too

have a question can you suggest the

comfortable spot where my friend and I

can spend the night that's a good

question too and I have just the

answer why this is no more comfortable

than a a a a CH

this is a jail DC oh well that explains

it unless we're planning on early

retirement we got to break him out of

here

oh tell us again Captain how you

captured that banded D coyote

singlehanded it was simple once he knew

I was the captain of the militia he gave

up instantly he might come back I've got

the key he's not going

anywhere well Carmen everybody said I

was a fool to try mining for silver on

this here Mountain but I proved him

wrong I strugg get

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rich wow with this sack of silver we'll

be set for live B

[Applause]

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KY oh now that's what I call thirsty

what do you have never mind the

refreshments i' just been robbed by dun

Cy I told you so

impossible I have done coyote and friend

locked up tighter than a miser's

fist well I had them locked up tighter

than uh spare me the maser's fist St

they've escaped and it looks like they

had

help uh where are we going thisy it is

my duty to find that poor Captain's

missing kitty

cat May may we should have retired when

we had the

chance yeah how much worse can it

get you had to

ask yure it's the mything Melissa why is

it I don't think that's

Melissa now I know here Melissa here

little kitty come to kindly Uncle

dawn after her Brave ro ro rosan n

yeah you see the claws on that cat I

ain't messing up my anatomy uh did you

catch the cat

dy I guess not

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wow there's gold in these here Hills yes

and it is my thorn duty to find its

rightful owner I'd swear too if I had to

give all this

up aha that may be the

answer per chance the riches belong to

the occupant of that

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dwelling if so I must have advise him to

deposit his valuables in a bank before

some robber steals

them I wonder why they climbed that

Cliff instead of taking the path like we

did your guess is as good as mine ah

what villain could ask for more a secret

cave full of riches more to add to it

and a hideout no one will ever

find huh what who must be somebody

snooping around

a thousand pardons I did not realize I

was already

inside Sano my man am I here or there

sometimes they say I'm not really sure

where you are this strange phenomeno and

the phenomenal phenomenon whatever it

deserves further investigation white

here

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w

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DC do you know what you're doing why

certainly dropping like a

lead hanging by a thread or a branch

even aha thought you'd get away from me

didn't

you why there must be some mistake and

you made it you promise

breaker come back here

DC you're okay I'm okay except for thing

double falling off a cliff and being

attacked by an

umbrella stand guard thano whilst I

investigate Within

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quiet you're a noisy one Don

coyote Don

coyoty right after lunch I'm going to

hit the

hay looks more to me like you're going

to hit the

train hey what's going on he D see wait

for me

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H I wonder where Sano and I are going

what did I just

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say wait D

CI wait

Sancho how did

[Applause]

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you it's that you was saying how did you

get behind me and where is rosan an well

you should know you were following me

but that's impossible how could you see

you a a good point D look look what I

found High my picture no somebody that

looks like you and he went that away on

rosan nante then we must rescue my Noble

Steed from me uh or him or whoever

militia members attention now listen and

listen good it is nearly

noon now what happens at noon today

lunch not lunch you peanut brains no at

noon

today the Royal treasury's gold shipment

will arrive in crooked

fork and so will the militia

we ride to Crooked

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Fork not that way thy is this

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way man I wonder where s ano and dapp

are hey that must be them

now whatever that is it definitely is

not Sancho and aha right on top

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now I really am

confused if I didn't know better I'd say

Don kyote is stealing something hey wait

that makes me an

accomplice man there's nothing worse

than a hero gone band especially when he

takes his horse with him

chickaboo the gold shipment should be

approaching ing crooked folk just about

now well I was half right where would

you go if you had stolen a gold shipment

dinner no no to hold in the wall Canyon

follow me

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I'll wedge our villain is headed that

way I wonder what giv him that

idea I fear we are hopelessly lost how

sad to never see rosar Rosara

rosan he was a noble Steve much like

that horse standing over there that is

rosan an

ranuni it is you my Brave Gallant horse

he ought to know I'm his partner in

crime huh oh here you are I mean there

you are I was right one of you is I look

alike it's easy to see who is the

impostor it is why he's nothing but an

unreasonable faximile he is uhhuh I've

got you I mean I've got you uh who have

I got you dare to compare me to that

amateur

watch how about

that amateur a only the real D

coyote can

du help help I heard the Damsel in

distress ah who cares there's the

impostor Captain nothing would stop the

real Don coyote for rescuing a damel in

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distress come back here look at what

that Lance did to my

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parasol you okay DC Yes except for

bumping my head on this strange vehicle

the gold

shipment don't worry I'll be waiting for

you when you get

out you know Sancho there are times when

an unreasonable faximile comes in handy

yes Don coyote that sounds reasonable