01x02 - Not a Ghost of a Chance

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while I don't see nothing

during ghost town ghost town has a nice

ring to it

I don't hear no bells they made many

have entered some stout hearted men but

never know never were they seen again

last my ears deceive me a rhyming

couplet

it looks like a couple of pretty dance

couplets enter at your own risk

what does that mean with him it means we

enter it there's yours and my own risk

Sancho my brave comrade we must find

those who have entered and rescue them

oh man did I tell you forward my forward

speed Oh

psyllium forward just a minute just a

minute stop horsing around you're going

forward in the wrong direction coyote

the science says we should don't say we

didn't warn you

just a minute just a minute my camera

car thing

oh man I figured if we kept running we

could make it through town in one piece

hark the voices of the mething Tonto

uncle yachting lapis only an echo I see

no one

nonsense my unobservant hello the voices

King come everywhere consider

I'm going to be hearing bells for the

rest of the night

what's that say I'd like to daily bear

the me destiny I'm starved

whose ring that you can't dream us

nobody skinny guy with a fishing pole

and a guy with a dart fell doctor good

to me

you'll be at the Ritz when we dig the

rest of the Kings already we just need a

couple of more days but supposes a dying

riot not a ghost of a chance you sure

you want to go in here Don Quixote

fear not Sancho we shall Bend an elbow

with some stump fellows though we have

to bend elbows with that nonsense my

hesitant companion you're not afraid of

a little wind a gentle Zephyr come

it is not the sound of off will I'm

afraid of

about this place a very bad feeling

nobody home I'm outta here Don peyote

wait well a beverage Sancho from

libation I thank you let's quiet thank

you but unfortunately we do not indulge

in spirit and that goes for any kind of

spirits if anyone is listening how

thoughtless of me you must be worried my

dear Sancho to bed then sleep here in

room numero 1315 a fortunate a lucky

number for a lucky night can we try

another room in eight other town or the

town after that Sancho a better wasted

tired travelers perfect for for our

well-deserved rest

as my dear mother was want to say last

one to sleep is a rotten egg

- oh you rascal you've beaten me into

Slumberland oh how can you sleep in a

town like this I'm not I'm faking it so

if something shows up it won't be

messing with me

what could show up oh I don't know

nothing you mean like it ghosts

ah me the first place is no such thing

as ghosts

and show my restless friend you stepped

out for a stroll

go call oh my goodness no no it can't be

you're not yes yes you are yes you are

you're my uncle Algernon gone but not

forgotten

happy nominal oh how incredible how

unexpected

have you been uncle Algernon may hats

you don't remember me a few years older

but still your favorite nephew done

coyote with the capital Singh

I saw your sinkhole and something of a

traveling hero fighting evil slaying

dragons and rescuing damsels is

distressing awful food we just began you

keep that gold will hell with the old

age each not the headless horse

here Rafa knew retinol and retinyl in me

I think where are you my novel Steve

there you are my brave companions

forgive me for disturbing your slumber

but we must proceed with our quest

challenge

such cowardice is unbefitting a night

yeah well you're not a real nice I beg

to differ sir then let me see your

Knights license here I just haven't ever

it's hard to see perhaps this will be of

assistance your head sir thank you a

most regrettable oversight I assure you

well get it renewed at City Hall then we

can fight let's fund

I shall return forthwith

I was certain that fellow said City Hall

fan Joe maybe he meant the next down

help you indeed if you'd be so kind

I've come to renew my Knights license

and wait your turn but there's nobody

else here

rules is rules yes sir my license seems

to have expired you have to fill out an

application someplace I got it short

forms sign every page Don Quixote No may

I have my license good sir I have a

quest that requires my attention hold on

fancy pants it's pretty simple you just

gotta cross that rickety bridge over

dead man's Gorge standard no challenge

is too great for done

don't worry boss if the tests don't get

him we will this must be dead man's

Gorge they named it right now that we've

seen it let's go

indeed but not until I've passed the

test Sancho you want me to go with you

no I must cross alone I'm glad you said

that way too late I must congratulate

the architect who designed this splendid

bridge save your congratulations until

you get to the other side a most

ingenious first we use our feet now we

let our hands do the walking

be careful Don Quixote Filippenko this

is what you call snap am I seeing what

I'm seeing yeah and you may be seated

for the last time

okay okay watch your step oh my fence or

some French oh is that the life or isn't

it I knew they'd lead a sooner or later

come on Komodo

Rikishi's the air Don Quixote turns

white food in the face of danger

I have returned ready for my next test

you asked for your next test is sh**ting

the doom River Rapids I thank you a

challenge must welcome convential the

tough toe waiter

what a pleasant day for river cruise

don't wait for me he beat the boulder

boss but the fog won't finish up come on

let's get back to the mine did

what did I say

so much application excuse me yeah it's

been a rather interesting day what else

you haven't story one more test just one

more test I promise you and I promise me

it's the main street don't never mind

to printf we've been devoured by a

fire-breathing dragon

that is mine

they're being spirited away Pancho no

don't like the

I have enough of the spirits of my own

it'll last me the rest of my life

the way

will they get a load of this

but once couldn't you get it right

the dragon is no more we have done it

again but Don coyote they are diving for

the Kings goal and bikinis would be

forever grateful