02x13 - Hogs and Kisses

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

hello

deary have you seen jason he's right

there

jason jason

sit up straight crumpet or you'll get a

shrimp back

okay morphing

invincible hyper speed on

if that's hyper speed i'm lloyd george

you haven't moved an inch all day

it's true you've been there for hours

have not finally high score

too much of that isn't good for you go

out and play jason

congratulations jason good game

[Music]

jason love too much candy give it to you

please

all i get is complaints now sweetie

mustn't take it all to heart

i'm only telling you these things for

your own good

doesn't feel like it like the good book

says

the wounds from a friend can be trusted

but an enemy multiplies kisses

don't you want to know what that means

not really

family and friends tell you things that

might hurt a bit but are for your own

good

on the other hand enemies can say things

that sound nice

but they don't care how you treat

yourself

hey where are you going somewhere where

i won't get grief for eating a piece of

candy

grandmom was only saying that because

she cares jason

then i'd rather be around someone who

doesn't care

like joey corelli him he's always

pushing you around

he's no friend yeah but at least he

doesn't bug me when i eat candy or play

video games

or say hurtful things that make me feel

bad

yeah because ahoy jason and michelle

what seems to be the problem

never mind that now we have a mission

[Music]

um jason she was untied

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

[Music]

vigil

kevin

three two

[Music]

one

[Music]

welcome aboard cadets stand up straight

lad

[Music]

i thought you said we had a mission

absolutely

a mission to spacey freeze then we go

and help some poor alien race with their

piggy bank in sector 8.

oh boy they're spacey freeze not so

fast mister i'm sorry to report you left

half a corn dog under your bunk last

time you were here

it's rotting on the floor you ever hear

of disease

huh gotta keep the ship ship shape mate

not to mention healthy

oh okay

oh and jason

your other shoe's untied too don't want

to uh

trip and hurt yourself

so why show down in the mouth huh oh i

don't know

it's nothing are you sure jason don't do

this

jason don't do that stand up straight

too many video games

too much candy it's like nobody likes me

makes me feel bad who makes you feel bad

damn everyone i thought they were my

friends it's like everything i do is

wrong

ah wounds from a friend huh

what the wounds from a friend can be

trusted but an enemy multiplies

kisses where have i heard that before

well that means sometimes your friends

may say things that hurt your feelings

but it's only because they care about

you yeah if they really cared they'd say

something nice for a change

well that's the other part you have to

be careful about because sometimes your

enemies can say

nice things to get their way it's called

flattery

so how do you know who your real friends

are

a friend will tell you something for

your own good

one more uh one's a limit

how about a piece of fruit it's better

oh never mind

nobody understands

so when do we go on this all-important

mission

[Music]

any moment now must keep the schedule we

should be leaving straight away

what kind of mission is it

[Music]

rumors are whatever it is it's something

quite big and you and jason will be

along for the ride of your life to

sector eight

sector eight

where is jason anyway i think he went

back on board ship

can i have another fish rapper

looks like that'll have to wait

[Applause]

captain's blog we are currently on route

to a top secret mission to the spaceship

cruiser

picklebank

jason we missed you at the comet lounge

look i'm sorry if we said

if i said anything to upset you

okay jason oh

come on don't be a baby open the door

jason wow that's

big oh it's bigger than big the pig oh

bank planetary cruiser

coming into visual range

everything is going perfectly no worries

[Music]

breeze

[Music]

a human eyes pop what are you doing in

there

running away not on board my ship you

don't

no stowaways i got a firm rule against

such things

wait a minute i know you you're the mate

aboard the rockhopper under captain

sigil but please

you gotta let me stay and you can't go

back there

why not they say things that hurt my

feelings

supposed to be helpful oh it's like that

is it

always telling you what to do eh giving

your orders do this

do that making you feel bad by saying

things you don't want to hear a mate

yeah get over it

you're a shipmate taking orders is what

you do

whatever they're telling you is probably

for your own good i'm taking you back

you can't yes i can and furthermore

you'll be lucky if they don't

track to me ah i bet that's them now

you can do all you're explaining when

you yeah

yikes

what are you gonna do to us nothing

nothing at all

jason is a friend of mine i am

he is of course i'm so glad to have run

into you

but tell me how did you get all the way

out here

i i was running away do tell

[Music]

i tell you i've looked everywhere he's

gone

sir the admiral of the pago bank cruiser

requests an audience

uh certainly bring him aboard what about

jason bring him aboard too

uh i mean keep looking

[Music]

time is money captain this is my

assistant cash

captain we have a situation here

say sparky how about a cup of tea

hey you're all right sparky it's doctor

[Music]

vigil

hello say you ever play any college ball

nope uh admiral you were saying

oh uh yeah yeah uh deep space scanners

picked up a whammer closing fast a what

a whammer you know a ram hammer

a clot boppin a crash smasher

[Music]

so what does this whammer want aerial

jam

aren't ya somebody give columbus here a

map

the pickleback cruiser is fully loaded

with cold hard cars

400 kajillion pennies to be exact

enroute to the federation league of

planets

they're gonna smash the pickleback

cruiser and scatter the loot all across

the galaxy

what do you think boom bye i can't say

that again

we need you to stop it you think he can

do it

[Music]

absolutely sparky here will figure

something out

what about jason who might you be

oh this is michelle we lost her brother

after a rocky start aren't you well we'd

better get started you return to your

ship and we'll try and stop this

wham thingy see that's it though

[Music]

jason doc do a full scan of the ship to

see where jason is hiding

midge set an intercept course for that

whammer whatever don't have to

it's here

now isn't this much better than being

aboard that

stuffy penguinship a boy of your talent

and ability should be

giving orders not taking them you should

be admired and respected

nobody should say anything to cause you

pain

right chum i i couldn't agree more

hey kid they're fattening you up for the

luau

what are you talking about come on if

they batted you up anymore you'd slide

out on your head

they want something watch out

is something wrong why are you being so

nice to me nice this is how i treat all

of my crew

right boys

[Music]

what a bright young man you are you know

i could use someone just like you to

help me rule the universe

wow really why not all you need is your

own

ship something fast and sleek something

like

oh like the rock hopper

boys please escort our lizard friend out

to get some nice ice cream treats from

his ship

hey hang on there those treats aren't

free you know

oh i shouldn't worry i'm about to come

into quite a large sum of money

boy easy on the skin mate

now about your nasty crewmates

yeah where are they off to this time

i don't know oh surely you must have

some clue

did they happen to mention a bigger bank

ah captain jitzel said something about

that brilliant boy

yes now as the captain was telling you

everything you do

wrong did he mention where he was headed

victor eight i think

sir he's out of pumpkin sickles not now

you were saying

you got saturn pies ice cream cups

yep all the flavors you can eat even

raspberry twirl

oh sure it's over there behind the

fruity pop sticks

you big apes that'll earn you to match

wits with the lizard king of bulamanca

now to get help

[Music]

mayday mayday this is spacey freeze

transport

we need help anyone come in

oh where's help when you need it

[Music]

doc how strong is that shield oh not

strong enough

huh this is odd it seems the whammer

ship is fully automated

it's remote control captain there's no

one on board

hey

what's going on i thought you said we

were going to stop this thing

working on it oh yeah well we're faster

cause if they break this bank it's

coming out of your wallet you got me

yes sir

if that whammer is automated then who's

controlling it

and from where and where is jason

so we got a distress signal well of

course we've got a distress signal

they're getting the pennies pounded out

of them no sir from another ship

not far away either oh

hey day mayday this is

that was a sneaky trick looking us in

the freezer

yeah and you're out of breath breaks

world too yeah

weird and he said something about jason

sir

the bigger bank shields can only hold

for 10 minutes more

and that remote control signal is coming

from the same location

all right vigil put the spurs to her

hey where you going come back here you

chickens

uh sir they're paying weddings yeah well

they'll be barbecue when i'm done with

them

[Music]

hey what's that i'm

breaking open my piggy bank so i can buy

you that ship

would you like to help okay

yes that's it

this is

boy if i was a might bit bigger i'd show

you who was boss

and what do you think you're doing

playing again

well isn't that cozy that's not a game

that's a pigger bank cruiser and he's

trying to get you to smash it so he can

loot the ship

he's a crook he is oh wow

that's preposterous jason can't you see

this man's not

your friend he's saying nice things to

lead you down the wrong path

he's just using you to do his dirty work

for him

is that true

no no no yes

oh don't be so naive of course it's true

you're just a silly little boy who

doesn't know what's good for him

maybe i don't but i know people who do

know

they're called friends

right behind you lads hey come back here

i should have known cavities where

unbolt that ship oh friend

what do we do and what does cavitis want

with the space to freeze

well that's a silly question he

obviously wants some ice cream

butternut fudge with a marshmallow on

top it's his favorite

that's uh the word on the street but

where's jason

[Music]

strap yourself in lad i gotta slow these

blokes down a bit

treats on the house boys come and get it

oh boy rest for its world oh look

but they're not fudge and he won't have

a marshmallow

that'll hold him for a while all right

kid hang on

[Music]

boy that was a close one eh sure was

he had you sneak it pretty good glad to

see you back to your senses

the wounds from a friend can be trusted

but an

enemy just multiplies kisses too true

mate

sometimes folks who aren't your friends

say nice things but they're really

harming you

[Music]

spacey freeze this is captain sigil we

are here to help you

actually captain i believe i have a

little dumb buck what belongs aboard

your ship

[Music]

yeah as admiral of the pickleback

planetary cruiser

i'd like to present you with this medal

of honor

and courage

[Music]

i don't deserve a medal the lizard king

he's the real hero actually

i owe you all an apology i ran away and

got into a lot of trouble

i know you didn't mean to hurt my

feelings

what you said was for my own good i

didn't get that

now i do boy do i ever

i'm really sorry you know kid it's a

brave man who can admit he's wrong

look it's leaving the whammer is going

away

oh my this is fun

oh sir i think we have a problem oh

what is it now

i do

[Music]

oh whatever is that rocket pumpkins

well after i finished my chores i was

going to play video games

but then i noticed this step was loose

so i decided to fix it

why that's good of you

oh that must have smarted here love

good thing i had these better

now if you don't mind i could show you

how to hold that hammer so you won't

hurt your fingers

ah can't i do anything right i mean

could you show me a better way like this

my

pet you're less likely to get wounded

this way

but the wounds of a friend can be

trusted

as well as the kisses of your grandmommy

and thank you for the fun day and for

all the fun we had

and a grandmom who shows us how to do

stuff

even when it might hurt a little

sometimes

amen

[Music]

you