02x11 - Git Along Little Doggies

[bunniefuu]

oh

prince harold will i ever see you again

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hey i was watching that get

that back now i don't know if harold and

princess kid

are gonna get married what about sparky

the pup

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ah hey get in here sure take it

let's go you tv

there's entirely too much arguing going

on in here

he started it it doesn't matter who

started it puppets

i'm more concerned with how you react

but remember what the good book says

a gentle word turns away wrath but harsh

words stir up anger

just because someone says something

nasty doesn't mean you have to be nasty

in return

if you can learn to answer nicely things

will go better for you

now i'm making haggis for supper and if

i don't stuff that sheep's stomach just

right

hard dinner will be ruined sheep's

stomach

my dinner's already ruined nice going

jason now what are we gonna do

howdy kids times are wasting partners

we've got new orders from the federation

are you ready for an adventure anything

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haggis

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

sigil

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mitchell

vigil

kevin

three two

one

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here you go buckaroos cowboy hats

cool what is all this we're going to

planet root and totem

a peak yonder cow i believe that's cow

hoax cooking cows oh that's not very

nice

how would you like to be pooped what's

the problem with planet root and tootin

besides looking like a cow's hide seems

some rustlers are rustling all their

cows

we have to help guard the cattle and get

them into towns be

happier out on the range oh no you see

on planet root and teuton cows are their

pets

pets sure ever play fetch with a cow

loads of fun and after a hard day out on

the farm who doesn't love

to reach down and squeeze out a tall

glass of milk

can a dog do that i don't think so we

must help get that cattle to town before

the entire planet becomes petless

so that's where we're going little lady

oh yeah i'm doing john wayne

big western star from the movies

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i'll be right here running the ship if

you need me

what's that it's a universal translator

my western dialect is a bit rusty so

this machine will help translate

whatever colloquialisms we hear

into words we can all understand and

vice versa

what's a colo colloquialism

colloquialism

you know different ways of saying

something like a cowboy says

howdy instead of hello want to give it a

test run

give me so funny you're getting

there cow folks is that any way for

cadets to talk to one another yeah

michelle

you should ask nicely remember a gentle

word turns away

wrath i didn't hear you talking so

nicely

pay attention i'll show you how this

works

let's see i'm rather furnished perhaps a

walk to the local bistro would be an

order i'm powerful hungrified reckon

i'll mosey on down to the chuck wagon

for some bittles

i'm most powerfully hungry and fried

i recon almost say over to charles

wagon for some vitals

oh my this may take some time

what's that an auto lasso

i wonder what it does

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a gentle word turns away rough

but a muffled jason is even better

landed stations everyone we're here

boy that cow can really move

get it move it's a cow joke

ah i cracked me up mitchell that was

your best landing yet

it's an omen a sign this assignment's

going to be a piece of cake

who's the biggest toad in your posse

if you're looking for toads you've come

to the wrong place clearly we're

penguins who's the big bug

let's see i'm gonna knock kelly west

whoever's the biggest toter bug here

i am going to beat senseless the leader

of this entourage

the leader i'm not exactly the leader

uh that would be admiral's strap whoa

are you on the chute

cause of you my cows balled up and

running for sundown

are you looking for trouble because of

you my cow was confused

frightened and stampeding would saying

i'm sorry help sorry don't cut the

mustard ombre

i'm about as all fired up as a hat full

of hornets

and someone's gonna pay for it you're

all

in a heap of trouble somebody do

something before we die of wedgies

howdy mate i'm midgel this is kevin

jason michelle

and that's vigil in your left fist and

captain sigil in your right

yeah don't mean beans to me cowboy

i didn't catch your name handel's wild

bill quasar

my friends call me billy but i ain't got

no friends

well billy mr wild bill to you

okay mr wild bill i think we've gotten

off on the wrong foot

we're here to help hell you're about as

much help as a fox in the handhouse

oh we're terribly sorry and we came to

help you drive your herd into town

where is your herd anyway you scared it

off

your herd is one cow that's all that's

left after gopher gus

and his g*ng stole the rest and now you

done scared off my last cow

big help thanks a lot just point which

way he went we'll get him back for you

you better

looks like the path of destruction heads

off this way

good luck to you i don't know how you're

gonna do it

cow i could have grown a beard by the

time you quit loafing

and finish the round up took you long

enough

a simple thanks would have been nice

well i ain't nice

we ain't done yet neither this here

cattle still needs to get to town and

since gopher gus is still out there

lurking

he's gonna be needing something i don't

know if you penguins have noticed but

while bill's not the most pleasant man

we've ever encountered

he speaks rather harshly even for a cow

poke

i'm wondering how we can get on his good

afraid this is his good side i bet his

herd wasn't stolen

i bet they ran away shut your big

bazzoos

you'll spook the cow again we're running

to go for gus in this g*ng you'll be

needing these

come on you greenhorns we got a cattle

drive to go on

somebody needs to tell him to speak more

nicely captain

why do i have to talk to him he'll just

yell at me

maybe we should just stay away from him

excellent idea michelle

people avoid wild bill

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what's he doing way back there avoiding

you

you talk so mean

hey what's the big idea i hear you can't

take a little

screaming and yelling gonna have to

toughen you up

you hear what i said

clear as a belt well avoiding him didn't

work

i don't think anything's gonna work how

much further wild bill

ah you'd think i was on a cattle drive

with the old bitties club

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children i am sorry for the unpleasant

nature of this mission

it's okay i'm kind of getting used to it

yeah

and the cow's cute i just wish there was

some way we could soften while bill up

he's just making things worse when he

speaks so harshly there may be a way

please i'm all is well it's like our

grandmom says

a gentle word turns away wrath but a

harsh word stirs up

anger wait a minute you're saying we

should be nice to him come on lassie's

torturing us

no no no mitchell they may be on to

something

if our attitude towards wild bill is one

of kindness

he may well change his spurs exactly

so from now on remember gentle words

soft answers

that's it i've had it uh captain if i

may

you may not fidgel i'm sick and tired of

the way wild bill treats

us i'm sick of being yelled at bullied

treated with disrespect i'm very

sensitive you know

what do you suggest tell that old

western windbag what we really think of

him

i don't know if that's such a good idea

we were just saying a gentle word turns

away wrath

let's go city slickers daylight's

burning

not me i'm finishing my meal you want

something

you speak to me with respect r-e-s-p-e-c

um how exactly do you smell respect

are my ears lying cause if they ain't

someone's about to start crying you're

rude

crude and your personal hygiene leaves a

lot to be desired ooh

you asked for it

grab your hammers boys we're under

attack

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well bill what is it go for cussing this

g*ng

space gopher

space gophers never fear we can handle a

few cuny space gophers

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i want my cattle back gopher gus

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gotcha

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i'm working with a gaggle of d*adbeats i

don't see you hitting anything

i could if and i wasn't so all fired

concerned that you're all nothing but

crowbait

them's fighting words

you're both upset you're mad about

losing your heart

and don't feel you're getting the help

you need

you're fine as cream gravy little lady

and you

feel you're putting out a great effort

but aren't being appreciated

finally someone understands you

shouldn't use harsh words no matter what

it only makes the problem worse yelling

using harsh words and being mean to each

other never

solves anything he started it

did not i don't care who started it

you're responsible for how you react

and just because he's harsh doesn't mean

you have to speak

that way i've got an idea how to get

your cows back

but first you have to make up with each

other

ah i should have pulled in my horns

had no right to treat you out of ways

you're no

crowbait sorry i snapped i'm under a lot

of pressure

i think i liked them better when they

were fighting so what was your idea for

getting my get-alongs back little lady

maybe you could speak

nicely to go for gus you know ask for

your cows back politely

i'm not sure that's gonna work on gopher

gus

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see what i mean land of goshen they

stole my last cow

let's get them space gophers

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[Applause]

no spiking

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hello

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this newfangled auto lasso is really

something special

in my book you're all in apple pie order

and you're a slice of lemon meringue

yourself well we best get a wiggle on

before gopher gus and his g*ng try to

snag them doggies back

ain't no way to hide my herd from them

varmints

nothing to report here just a gaggle of

penguins out enjoying an afternoon

stroll

yep not a one of us is a cow very subtle

sir

thanks see i'm throwing the space covers

off the trail

if they think the car was really a

penguin then i uh get it

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i've got to hand it to you little lady

you're someone to ride the river with

i can count on you and call you friend

thank you mr wild bill

much obliged partner

i reckon this is the end of the road

looks like them kids ain't gonna get

their pet after them

kevin then space gophers will clean his

plow

poor kevin went with his boots on

or at least he would have if he wobbled

kevin you're all right what did y'all do

down yonder

i speak gopher what'd they say

you're mean be nice okay

maybe what'd he just say

while bill was me i promised he'd be

nice

he said okay but there's one thing

after a showdown at high noon cool

in western the hero always faces

outlaw only one survives

well partners i'm headed for boot hill

the big tamale or is it the big

enchilada

you ain't dueling gopher gus he wants me

he's gonna get me oh thank you thank you

thank you i didn't want to face gopher

gus

i'm so happy good luck if there's

anything i can do

let me know talk about a close call

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candy

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do

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listen you old farmer you and me we've

been feuding for years

time we stopped can't we all just get

along

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missy can i whack him a good and just

once he's all his kind

understands

look i'm real sorry for being ornery

i got the saddle sores but that's no

excuse

i won't be me no more okay

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well what did he say kevin he says you

may

leave no more fighting

and he's sorry for making things worse

by saying mean things back to royal

bill he won't do it anymore

oh and he says take your cows

they eat too much and you could have had

them before if you just asked nicely in

the first place

well i'll be hog tied in my sunday best

if that don't beat all

right we did it boys

i'm mighty be holding to y'all but you

obliged

kids are gonna have their pets oh shucks

twerks nothing i didn't catch that

uh it was purely our pleasure it was

right

a gentle word g*n turned away their

wrath

not such a bad guy really he's like

anyone

treat him right he'll treat you right

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hearts darn you penguins you got my

doggies all balled up again

i mean please don't go smoking my herd

little feather partners i don't

understand why those penguins gotta wear

spacesuits anyhow

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and god bless mom and dad and grandma

and thanks for reminding us that a

gentle word turns away wrath

but harsh words stir up anger

amen oh my such a grown-up prayer

sometimes i think my words are falling

on deaf ears

then you little crumpets come along and

surprise me

well we're gonna get out some shut up

before we get the more and do

grandma yep son up comes mighty early in

the morning

what jason michelle you must be watching

too many westerns on tv

well happy trails

good night partner hit the trail little

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buckaroo

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