01x05 - The Doom Funnel Rescue

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graa well okay hey no

fair show come on what's the matter it's just the male come on I'm desperate if I

don't hear something from the outside world soon I'm going to crack well let's

just see what the post FS brought could this be for you oh no I

guess not but ooh here's an exciting opportunity to refinance your home at

today's low rates Michelle you know it's never too early to start planning for retirement that does it prepare

to come on hand it over it's no use resisting goodness muffins what's all

this Michelle won't let me see the mail no now Michelle what is it the good book

says oh yes do not withhold good from those who deserve it when it is in your

power to act I'll suppose that goes for the male as well I was going to give it to him eventually let's see builds

builds some lovely coupons a card for Michelle oo and here's a nice letter for

Jason from me hey it's from Trevor look here's a picture of him on the

anti-gravity simulator personally I never understood why a bunch of kids

would wait in line just to get nauseous well come along DX we'll all read our mail over some delicious prune

Tri yeah here we can get nauseous without the [Music]

waight let's sing a little song with eight little words but a rocket ship and

lightless [Applause]

bird [Music] digel

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viil Kevin three

2 [Music]

1 and being weightless is so cool Friday we learn all about space storms rocket

science is a real blast get it haha hey remember that day we went to astroland

and rode on the Twister 28 times in a row nobody can take centrifugal force like you and me right I really wish you

were here stuff always more fun when you're around well I got to go meet John Glenn right soon and tell me all the

exciting things you've been doing your pal [Music]

Trevor grandom the sink's leaking again well we'll fix it up in ity just need to

find my supply of duct tape nice of trior to write to wasn't it I'm

sure he misses you a lot yeah I can tell you should write him back right away I

bet he'd love hearing from you you can tell him all about what you've been doing good idea there was that paper

clip chain you made and helping grandma put on her hairnet and that awful morning we uh ran out of

toast don't long to think about that too much well I'm sure Trevor is having too

much fun bother reading any letter from me you know love he might be a little

homesick hearing from you could be just what the doctor ordered yeah I think I'll just go upstairs I'm sure you'll do

the right thing [Music]

dear [Music]

huh Captain monolo crep stuff L closer ever closer to danger until

finally well [Music]

hello there you go Preston home sweet home complete with exercise

facilities hey want to see my secret treasure box this is a high tension Atomic coil

and this is my captain Jupiter secret decoder ring and this is Intergalactic

Astro currency actually it's just a smash Penny I got when I was at astroland with Trevor isn't that right

fuzzy face who are you talking to uh nothing really uh why don't you go play with your doll maybe I don't want to why

don't you answer Trevor's did your shirt just

squeak a mouse you've got a mouse I named him Preston how do you do

Preston look Miss pretty pretty an available Bachelor for your tea party whoa whoa W Preston is a man's Mouse I

was simply hoping to expose Preston to a little culture he doesn't need culture

he needs space adventure fine when fuzzy face changes his mind we'll have a

lovely tea party waiting for him in the Loft T all systems are go for captain Preston

of the space bouse Patrol as the mighty ship prepares to launch 3 two

Preston 40t

[Music] Roden conette Jason T Conrad report for

Duty immediately huh oh sure just give me a minute I got

no time Cadet we have an urgent mission in the zro council Council counil

corn whatever it's that way okay but could you wait Dr pil gasel him

our mission kect Conrad is a highly classified one

Kevin oh all right

then as you can see from these photos I was strikingly handsome even as an infant now here's one with me on my

mommy's lap oh here I am looking adorable and O there's my old high chair

oh the cuti guc we're headed for space Colony double wide it's Interstellar

cyclonic Doom funnel season there and our cargo is their supply of emergency

duct tape emergency duct tape yes it's for lashing the space Colony modules

together otherwise they slip their Moorings and those fragile trailers bash each other in the high winds until

they're splintered into Smither if we don't get it there in time the entire population is done

[Music] for now can we get back to my b pictures Age Two like many a young lad poty

training was a hard row to Hope but even as a preap infant I was able to buckle

down to business as it were empty we're running on fumes you told me you

prepared everything for the mission of course and here it is styling gel moose

conditioner but what about gas you said you got gas and I did but I'm feeling

much better now thank you I meant Rocket Fuel oh uh guys wouldn't it be a good

idea to get some more fuel quick before we totally run out ah good thinking kette there's a fueling station just up

ahead I see it but if we're going to make it we better get there fast hang on

[Music] Lads oh it's too two cents cheaper over

there I'm on

it uh Captain the the uh fuel there's a a tank it's a too fast a captain's work

is never done give me those honestly am I the

only one around here who knows how to keep it together you don't see me losing my cool over a simple landing approach

Mitchell The Landing site there's a tank hey pipe down over there guy can't

even hear himself think around here good grief that thing is miles away I don't know why you guys are so sweet sping

salmon we're all going to die [Applause]

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woo down to the last [Music] drop what I told you we were going to

run out of gas

now remember one chewy chunky Glo of fudge bar sugarless some barbecued large

chips and a slimy slurp extra slime all right

then uh they were out of a chewy chunky glop of fudge so I got you an icky gooey slab of slop it's not the same here's

yours thanks mate here you fidil oh delightful thank you Kevin and one for

you thanks what's that not sure really I got

it free with my prune trifle burrito b i n g beneficial imprinting neuronet Gizmo

Bing look here's the button to start it

hey you guys check this out most interesting I believe that Bing has

somehow imprinted on Kevin's Behavior like a newborn duckling does with the first creature it sees you know it's

inspiring when two great minds meet and this is Midel he's the pilot

he's got 15 buttons right see this is the hyperspace

modulator and this one here is the auto anti-gravitational transducer and this is the one that goes vom

hey don't touch it okay now

stop wow did you see that we must have been doing warp 10 Bing you're a

cker bing you're amazing you've tripled the sensitivity of my instruments I

never even knew what those last 10 buttons were for this is Jason I'm afraid he hasn't

got any buttons unless you C my belly button and this is Captain zigel he's

only got one button but it's a very big button any Captain is problems Bing can help you with he's very

helpful well [Music]

I really like that last one [Music]

though whoa just slam don't looks like Kevin's got himself a

new best friend nothing like a best friend I always say I got three back home how about you Jason uh yeah at

least I think I still do captain we're approaching space Colony double wide all right men prepare for

land whoa hey what's happening there's something wrong my instruments are indicating an approaching Doom funnel

but with a power 10 times greater than usual it's at least a force 200 but it

it can't be that only happens once every three gazillion years and not until June

then what's that

this is Dreadful those poor double wians will never survive a force 200 Doom funnel look there they are they're all

doomed now look closer everyone's gone the place is deserted they must have all

evacuated when they saw the Doom funnel coming an excellent plan midgel reverse course we're out of here I ey

C I'm picking up some kind of sign I bet it's one of those annoying

telemarketers your an I'll handle this listen fella we're not buying and stop

calling during dinner no wait I think it's a distress call from one of the trailers but that's impossible they've

all evacuated this is Professor wordworth of the space Colony double I knew it never

fear Professor we're coming to rescue you hang on I've identified the signal source

no no no no don't bother about me I decided to stay not too often you get a chance to study a doom puddle of this

size my fellow double wans disagree of course they think I'm quite mad they've evacuated to the next Colony over Colony

trailer hitch they'll be fine unless the Doom funnel turns do East at the moment I could use a nice

treat I've got a real Yen for a chewy chunky Glo of fudge sorry how about a ncky GOI slab a slop it's not the

same Professor you simply must come on board with us the vortex is getting closer you're facing certain destruction

but the upside is a chance to study and perhaps learn to control the tornadoes that plague our Colony I judge this

year's version to be at least a force 210 really I clocked it at 200 with an

inverse ratio of plus five hey guys the Doom funnel swinging

back around shouldn't we get the professur on Ford excellent suggestion you know Professor my instruments here

on our ship have been recently L upgraded why don't you pop over for a look well I don't know I've got a dual

panel broad wve transponder oh why didn't you say so I'll be there in a

[Music] jiffy I can't control the ship much

longer but we can't just leave this is my home what what about my research the The Colony our future survival depends

on learning how to defend against the Doom funnels sorry Professor but that thing's nearly got a hold of us we'll

need to fight our way out Dr fil deploy deflector Shields all right

Captain put deflector shields on our shopping list activate cloaking device what cloaking device Dr fil add that to

the list stand back I'm throwing everything we've got at

it nothing's working we're done for I think not a penguin never gives up and

hey could be worse could be raining it's flinging Pink Flamingos and

the little wire legs are piercing the hull we can't hold out much longer you must let me return to my trailer to try

to save my home now it's headed due east straight

for my fellow double wians let's go Mel wait guys do not withold good from those

who deserve it when it's in your power to and we've got

Bing I don't mean to be pushy Bing but is there any way you can save an entire civilization

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all right

[Music] slam remarkable a giant tape ball to Cork The Vortex and an ingenious

solution and he came free with my burrito that was close well Professor I

guess you found the answer to your doom funnel problem all right Penguins our work here is done let's head on

home yes [Music]

home Bing um I'm going to have to leave you here with the professor I I know but

those tornadoes will keep coming back and he and his friends need you to help fight them you're the only one who can

help I feel the same way but we'll always have the

gasteroid fascinating Now Bing is imprinted on the professor this is most

kind of you Kevin we shall forever remember your act of goodness now then beinging shall we see what we can do to

Spruce things up a bit before everyone returns goodbye Bing I won't forget you did I

miss something seems to me we're down one robot in the deal Kevin just realized that it was wrong to keep being

to himself when he had a chance to do good for the professor and the whole Colony do not withhold good from those

who deserve it when it is in your power to act well all right you sure made a

great little hair stylist though Penguins let's head for home Captain's

Log St dat uh men trash pickup day yes

thank you trash day I was looking for something a little more specific anyway

thanks to Jason's on the spot advice being has a new job the embroid con

Council can the professor and his colony's day was saved and most importantly I've learned that hyperspace

gives my skin a saucy glow that's funny I thought I spotted a couple of crows feet you may know engines midgel but

you've got a lot to learn about skin care I do not have crows feet Penguins don't get crows feet they're laugh

[Music] lines Preston come boy where are you and

now continuing with our Bridal Fashion Show our next lovely model wears a with

an ivory silk train a Sonet for spring time you know Preston was wondering if

you met in Paris last season H Preston don't answer that but well if it isn't a

common Party Crasher and just today I found this

really excellent mouse named Preston well guess that's about it glad you're having a great summer too as someone I

know once said ain't nothing like a best friend oh in case you're a little

homesick here's something to help cheer you up maybe next year we can try to break our record on that coaster sign

your best bud Jason

night and night cupcakes time to say your prayers dear God please bless

grandma and keep Mom and Dad safe on their trip and thank you for teaching me the importance of doing good things for

people whenever I have the chance and please watch over Preston he's a really

great Mouse even if he did eat the bridal bouquet amen

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now put your pedal to the metal and give a warm pet loue welcome to rip roaring

and the Tailgators 1 two 1 2 [Music]

3 he rides the road he AIP ding

man he drives short and straight and he's never late he's a spaceship driver

Yep this here's a story of a fella a truck and a load of party

eyes like most stories this one starts at a mini market it was the day of the big race

and the whole galaxy had turned out to see two giants of the road going head to-head for the title of space trucker

of the Year there was scaly sled the meanest

sneaky Road Hog inist trucker in the galaxy and I don't always floss yep he

was a real scoundrel up against him was a legend of

the space Lanes he had the keenest eye the steadiest hand the fastest foot not

to mention the best penmanship of any trucker in the Galaxy big Mitch I'm the

bird to beat I'm no parach I'm a spaceship driving man when I win this

meat you can smell my feet you space race lose it

man now remember the aim here is now the aim of the race was for the boys to haul

their cargo to the far end of the Galaxy first one to cross the finish line would be ground the new Champion yall ready

the light turned green the race was on now they're here and now they're gone off the line and pass the guy named

Lou driving at the speed of light now it's day and now it's night now it's

nearly 20 after two [Music]

big mits pulled out in the lead until he saw a friend in need stop and ought to stop what should I do but scaly slim was

gaining fast big mid refused to come and last and so he made the choice to drive on through well I ride Road heav I'm

AIP he was he saw a sign help you can

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looks like Mitch could win the race well I think I really hurt my face then came another chance to do some

good do a good deed when you can stop and help your fellow vacuum cleaner type

guys man but big mid wasn't listening like he should

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when can St and help your fellow Penguins your hope free that trophy is mine

tonight then slim starts to pull away should I go or should I stay our hero

knows it's time to do what's right rides the

road AIP [Applause] [Music]

insur and he's a spaceship driving man

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he sprayed big mids with boom berries melon ba*ls and fresh bing cherries tangerines at 215 a

pound he took a shortcut past the Sun and when his Dirty Deeds were done scaly

slim had won the race hands

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to make matters worse the delay had caused his cargo to turn into icy slush lovely load of slush

pal now this here is what poy ice is supposed to look

like seems that little shortcut past the sun had melted all of Slim's party ice

his cargo was ruined and so was the party oh sh it's just not the same

without party ice and maybe those little weenies on toothpicks but then Big M got an idea

putting together the traffic cones and the flavored syrup with his load of icy slush he made snow cones for

[Music] everyone nothing I Le More Than A Taste of garnish see where'd you all get this

Here Fruit well they told him everything so for cheating double dealing and

ill*gal USA melon ba*ls the trophy was taken away from slim I wor this here pre

to be Big M the true blue space trucker of the Year well he learn he could do a lot of

good help folks when he can now he with

pride feeling good inside he's a spip driving

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