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oh come with me to the rolling sea while
the weather's calm and still
and we'll have some fun and laughter
with the adventures of portland build
this is eddie stone mcgilly cookies only
shopkeeper making his deliveries
eddie is a jack of all trades
in fact he's got so many jobs
that he needs special pegs on the front
of his delivery bicycle to hang all of
his official hats on
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oh gosh i'm tired it's been such a busy
day five deliveries and fourteen of
people called
morning miss shannon i have a parcel for
you why thank you eddie will you leave
it on the step for me i'm just going to
catch a fish for tea
certainly
now eddie was so tired that he nearly
nodded off to sleep there and then
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in fact he most certainly would have had
40 wings if grandma tyree hadn't
reminded him about a delivery promise to
make for someone on the other side of
the bag
oh
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eddie hadn't been at sea long when a
gale blew up
why that wind was strong enough to blow
the anchors off a sailor's buttons
luckily fred
at that moment i was on watch in the
lighthouse
boy king neptune's beard the kipper's
adrift in the storm but where's eddie
quick ross pet jerome comedy follow me
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blistering barnacles it's eddie
he's fast asleep in the bottom of the
boat and snoring like a sea lion
hey eddie wake up don't you know there's
a storm blowing
oh two lumps please oh oh what's the
time
where am i it's all right you've been
adrift in a 4-7 gale but you're safe now
coming to the lighthouse and we'll get
you warm and dry
and the rocking of the boat must have
sent me off to sleep why if you'd not
spotted me when you did
blasphemy whale bone corsets it's all in
a day's work for us
but you better stay here until the storm
ends
and dog has got a present for you it's
another hat for you to add to your
collection
oh yes
it's a night cap just in case you fall
asleep next time you make your
deliveries
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there's always something happening on
the guillemot rock
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we're polishing and cleaning everything
we can till all the brass is gleaming
and the rooms are and span
scrub dust polish and rub with cleaning
cloth and water tub splish splush
mopping the floor with puddles and
bubbles all over the floor
hey bill what's yellow and highly
dangerous
you know russ
shark infested custard
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little
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and water tub splish splash mopping the
floor with cuddles and bubbles all over
the floor
we've polished and we cleaned up
everything we can now all the brass is
gleaming and the rooms are
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tell us another story bill
this is my lighthouse on the guillemot
road peaceful isn't it nothing but the
cry of the seagulls and the laughing of
the waves
well it's not always like that oh where
is it i know somewhere
comedy was looking for some toothpaste
and there wasn't any
the weather had been so bad that we'd
not been able to get to the mainland to
pick up supplies for almost a month and
it's not just the toothpaste we're
running out of everything so candles
glue
we'd better go downstairs and tell bill
i i would better
when my lads reported for duty
i was looking for a change in the
weather
trying to think of a way to break some
more bad news
and that's not the only problem lads
because we've not been to the mainland
for weeks we're running short of food
never mind bill there are plenty of fish
in the sea we'll not starve
but ross you don't seem to understand
this is our last jam tart
oh crikey that is bad news
you mean there's only one left
i
write us
bill wouldn't a joke about such a
serious matter as this
oh well as senior officer i'd better eat
it then
wait a minute bill
i made it so i should say who gets to
eat it
and as far as i'm concerned that person
should be
me hold it gravity
i haven't had a cake all week that dart
must be the one i left
oh yes i recognize it it's mine all
right
it is it's snap
it is it is it is promising listen here
pal that's mine
now we had a serious problem
there could have been a mutiny any
minute
i acted quickly
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whoever wants the last jam tart will
have to earn it
now listen
i set each of us a task and promised
that whoever finished his job first
could eat the last jam tart
and i set duggar to gather that just in
case one of those lads felt inclined to
cheat
just checking that it was still there
dog chat
now we were all determined to win the
jam time so we each worked harder than
we'd ever worked before
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oh
when those lads had finished they both
raced to the living room to claim the
last jam time
it had to happen
those lads had both finished work at the
same time
so there was only one thing to do
let's share it
good idea
ah come on ross let's get him
i got something to show you
but bill he's just eaten the last jumped
up
yes it was the last jam tack but this me
lads
is my first and last cream cake
a cream cake oh chris i think
yes i made it with the emergency
supplies
and we've finished all our work in
record time i would have dreamed we
finished that bill we needed a good time
and the storm has just blown itself out
so we should be able to fetch more
supplies tomorrow hooray great k*ller i
smashing they'll celebrate
the last jam tart indeed
[Music]
oh come with me to the rolling sea while
the weather's calm and still
and we'll have some fun and laughter
with the adventures of portland bill
[Music]
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02x06 - Episode 6
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Set in a fictional lighthouse on the Guillemot Rock, just off the coast from the fictional village of McGuillycuddy.
Set in a fictional lighthouse on the Guillemot Rock, just off the coast from the fictional village of McGuillycuddy.