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01x03 - The Mystery of the Missing Five

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x03 - The Mystery of the Missing Five

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

go hey little monsters s little monsters

s little monsters 1 2 3 4 5 6 mon

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hurrying up my boblinks cleaning up

yourselves then going to the parade you

can you are hearing me all right

M okay everybody let's clean ourselves

up oh five I was going through the door

five

can't you do anything right now we're

stuck what are we going to do excuse me

excuse me make way for a

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lady pardon me I must freshen

up fluffy Wing is a happy

Wing a shiny snazzle is a happy snazzle

I say using my incredible powers of

deduction and detective skill I can see

that you my friend have a very big nose

really how do you know that three

detective three if you don't mind it's

Elementary my dear two I looked at your

face and couldn't help but notice that

it had something in the center of it

slightly below your eyes and somewhat

above your mouth I deduced it was a nose

and by comparing it to my own nose I

deduced it was big therefore you my

friend have a very big

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GS five use your own mirror

sorry what a handsome

devil and now the

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hair five use your own hairbrush

sorry has anybody seen my winty minty

toothpaste whoopsy you aren't supposed

to eat the toothpaste how many times do

I have to tell you you're supposed to

brush with it and then spit it

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out where is my toothbrush

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five have you been using my toothbrush

to clean your ankles

again Prett F you are such a pain in the

neck stop that why am I always stuck

looking after you gosh for it's because

he's five four comes before five in that

case why does five look after

six I don't need looking after someone

is beautiful as me needs to be looked

at watch it six you're getting me with

it but you smell good four you have to

watch out for five he's your

responsibility he was only born 10

seconds after me well never mind let's

go and until we're ready to go to the

parade

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that's it five leave me

alone Le Lings come along my kinderling

time is

flying one foot first and one fo after

that's the way we get there faster one

goes left and one goes right s little

monsters seven little monsters in the

now the parade

we oh such shiny clean kinderling one

such fluffy Wings thank you Mama a

squeak and clean nozzle my little tuken

so like your papa very Spiffy three

detective three my good lady H this pipe

is no good smoking is for a body never

fear

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ooh thank

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you my little five is such a good

boy and such shiny ankles

ah flower smelling six it's

OD that means the smell of the

Stars golly do the stars really smell

like flowers mama no seven my blima they

smell like

six but wait where is my for being

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oh no again with the plastering

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walls four it wasn't my

fault the hurrying leads to falls

through the walls less hurrying for more

carefully but I was going to be ready on

time it was all five's fault first he

ate my sparkling toothpaste and then he

polished his ankles and tore out the

sink and well five is driving me

crazy five stop that I'm mad at

you yes you I'm tired of looking after

you five sometimes I wish you weren't my

brother at

all in fact I wish you had never been

born dad for saying this is not nice

being

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G whiz for you heard five's

feelings that wasn't very nice four what

he deserved it f

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sorry

k f

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b

huh uhoh

five good

boy five good

boy your brother five is just a someone

little who needs his big brother for to

look after him but Mama he's such a pain

no but mom you are lucky to have a

brother who loves you as much as five is

loving you if he wasn't here missing him

is

you I suppose exact now you are soaring

up five before anyone goes

parading yes

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Mom what I must be doing again bye-bye

M cheio we won't be home late

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he's gone five he's run away what are

you sure let's not be too hasty my good

man first we have to study the clues in

this case only then can we decide what's

happened Clues where are we going to

find Clues we can't even find five

Elementary my dear seven only by

searching for Clues can we solve this

mystery a clue is a fact that tells us

what is happened it's like the pieces of

a puzzle when we have all the pieces and

put the puzzle together we can solve the

mystery so we have to look for Clues

three Elementary my dear one if we

search for Clues we will solve this

mystery for a mystery it is I will call

it the mystery of the missing five oo

come on everyone let's search for

Clues absolutely let us search

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we're going to miss the parade parade

how can you think about parades when

five is missing he's all alone somewhere

he's probably frightened and miserable

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F good

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boy we must be careful not to destroy

any evidence we must keep the scene of

the crime from being disturbed in any

way

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I say how

rude my trombone I was wondering where I

left it

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hi we've lost five if you seem will you

let us

know well I'd like to stay and play but

I've got to get back to my body now

could you toss me my

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head nice TOs

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so we searched everywhere everywhere

right excellent so what Clues did we

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find I was afraid of that no clues no

evidence of a struggle oh this is a

devilish difficult mystery this is

getting us

nowhere oh poor five I didn't mean for

you to go

away I wish you were back here right now

of course how foolish of me what did you

tell five to do why what were your exact

words I said I didn't like five

anymore and I wished he wasn't my

brother anymore anything

else I wished he'd never been Bor born

aha aha what don't you see four said he

wished five had never been born and my

fellow detectives where are babies born

H the hospital precisely therefore five

has gone to the hospital Elementary my

dear six to the hospital

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y

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um bra hat

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he

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hold your horses I'll be right with you

were we supposed to bring

horses my good lady nurse we are looking

for a missing person and we need your

assistance who do I look like Sherlock

Holmes why no I look like Sherlock

Holmes

I like your

hat um thanks look I'm very busy here

what is it you want babies rabies second

floor no babies cies third floor no

babies you

know I'm a little baby

yeah I want my rattle goo goo gaga uhoh

my diapers all with

oh babies why didn't you just say so in

the first

place Maternity Ward fifth floor the

fifth floor as in five at last a break

in the case we're hot on the trail Lads

follow

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me

hey hold the door

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please thanks no

problem

sorry

sorry could uh someone push for please

hey get

off oh s what did you do that for but he

said to push

for

okay thanks anytime

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oh no two is going to sneeze Gad Z hold

it in man

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h i

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b this would seem to be be the place

five would come if he wanted to give

himself back I don't see five in

there can I help you uh people we're

looking for my brother I'll check my

chart what's his name five five five his

name is five that's a funny name it's

been in the family for five generations

five generations of fives yeah that's 25

altogether

yeah

right I'm sorry there are no fives

listed what does he look like he's about

this tall and he has a big number five

on his shirt like this except mine is a

seven I'm sorry it doesn't ring a bell

are you sure maybe you could check you

seem to have an awful lot of babies in

there how many are there at the moment

there are are

39 oh you didn't just say

39 having 39 things can be awfully

nice like 39 lovely cubes of

ice to cool these 39 lovely

drinks I have a gold necklace with 39

links yes you could spend a lot of time

singing about old 39 but if you really

want to feel

like

number I cre

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by I can't believe it I was sure that

the mystery had been solved drat we've

lost five and it's all my

fault it's not your fault for it is I

told him I didn't want him to be my

brother anymore you didn't mean it

for I wish I could take it all back and

five was here right

now go for don't cry I'll start crying

too

oh you God such a sad mystery this has

turned out to be all this crying is

going to ruin my beautiful

complexion what's going on G Wiz the

parade is

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coming I really wanted to see the parade

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you remember what five said when he

found out we were going to the parade

how could I forget he said

PR he was so

happy I'm so sad

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I'm sorry Mr clown we'll set the

straight right away don't

worry excuse me who does your

makeup oh five five five where did you

go a little to the left too

your left too not my

left oh five five five where did you

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go qu it

five oh five where could you be cut it

out five can't you see I'm thinking oh

five where oh where could

you hey wait a

minute five you're back where have you

been parade hat you got us parade hats

thanks five you're the

best I missed you too I'm sorry I yelled

at you five you're more important to me

than any toothpaste or

toothbrush I'm sorry

I'm just glad you came back let's take

these great hats over to the

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others oh golly I'm getting all

dizzy

fly

fly look everyone

five is back

five it's great to see you five we all

missed

you welcome

back look guys five got us all parade

hats Splendid five parade

five hats hats from parade we're here

for fun so don't be afraid little

monsters have been F 7654 3 2 1 we can

dance and we can play we found

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f

y what do we

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win i

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b whoopsy sorry

you keep the trophy clown we have these

great

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hats let's go home and tell mama

okay and so ends the mystery of the

missing

five the best kind of mystery is the one

that solves

itself cut it out five five quit it

sorry

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hey hey