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03x05 - High Noon/The Winning Streak

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

03x05 - High Noon/The Winning Streak

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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let's go

cause trouble there they go

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five six seven seven little monsters hey

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foreign

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today we are making the cupcakes which

we will take on the picnic to the park

this afternoon

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I can't wait

and as your friend Chef we'll guide you

in this challenging exercise

the cupcake is a very delicate creation

it combines three elements are you all

right three but of course why do you ask

it's just that you granted uh like that

as if something hurt you no no you're

six uh is the French word for one that's

cool I have a different name in French

I am not stupid I never said that you

were you said two is duh the French word

for two is duh duh cease

that's another word for stop isn't it

and seven is set set as in Sunset how

delightful

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there are different ways

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a cat

sex is Cease but I never want to stop

seven years set and use the cream of the

crop

cat dad

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now can we get back to the cupcakes

there is the cake mix when will these

cupcakes finally be ready no no a little

patience

I have decided which job you will be

doing and so we will create a cupcake

Masterpiece of course mama will be

dealing with any of these things that

are hot or dangerous for the young

monsters stoves and knives are not for

young dukel's being first one will

measure the flower one cup for each of

the cakes one two three four five six

seven

ah

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thanks Chef three do not mention this

five

six seven six sift the flower with

pleasure

[Applause]

thank you

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C six C

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ities

or however you say olay in French

now four cracking the eggs into the

boiler oh goddy

yeah you're cracking with the eggs not

with the throwing sorry Mom one egg for

each cupcake

one

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two

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three

four

five six oh

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seven now for the mixing two if you

please I mix and count to seven one for

each of the cupcakes

one two three four five six seven

sorry

and now five puts the paper liners into

the cupcake pan to make them easy to

lift out of the pan wow

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now seven positive batter into the cups

one two three four five six seven mama

if you will do the honors

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wow

there is the time in 10 minutes will the

cupcakes be baked

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you scared us mom when will these

cupcakes finally be ready at the noon at

the clock when the timer is ding dinging

I don't know if if I can wait that long

well waiting you must be you must learn

to be patient as my mom told me when I

was a little girl being a watched frog

never jumps

I don't get it it is meaning that you

must find ways to pass the time and so

that time will pass quickly good idea

mom what can we do firstly cleaning

their bowl and spoons would take some

time

thank you

five that took no time at all sorrow I

know

let's do a puzzle I hope it's a big one

with a million pieces

of five a million is way more than a

hundred oh feral

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hey hey hey

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perfect

five sorry

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oh

is it time yet Jeepers only a minute has

gone by that's slightly more than 16

pieces a second that's ridiculous

what do we do now I know let's build an

exact replica of the Taj Mahal in the

backyard

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quick the timer

are they cupcakes ready now don't

believe it only two and a half minutes

have passed whatever shall we do next

well we could go for a nice swim it's

good exercise and we'll work up an

appetite by the time we get back those

cupcakes have to be ready

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ow watch it Bermuda

thank you

hello your majesty I like your hat nice

horse nice constitutional monarchy

nice clock

the cupcakes

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ow

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only a minute and a half I can't believe

it it's a new record but we still have

over four minutes to wait

I'll tell a story from a storybook that

will pass the time

okay Goldilocks and the Three Bears how

exciting I love this one keep it down

okay there's this girl called Goldilocks

and she's got hair and she ate some

porridge some bears wanted to eat and

they scared her the end okay are the

cupcakes ready yet hey you left out the

pot with the cheers that chairs don't

matter much in the grand scheme of

things but what about the bed yes the

beds very important totally unimportant

and they believe the porridge was said

to be a varying temperature are we

where's the hearts are cold is it just

right a chef cares about these things

it's all just put in to make the story

longer so we can fill up a whole book I

disagree it's all about building the

tension Grandma yeah

I was only telling the story to pass the

time until the cupcakes were ready and

ready they are being

h* Hey cupcakes patience you were being

and passing with the time well well

waving you were

that just shows you that a thing worth

having is a thing worth waiting for all

it shows is that you gotta come up with

a lot of stuff while you're waiting for

something for you are so wrong I am not

R2 two does one never mind that too

let's eat no no no I'm afraid Mama they

cannot be eaten yet why is not not my

thrilling I have not put on the icing

yet hurry up three lots of icing online

me too five link no licking the bowl

until after the icing is on the cakes

[Applause]

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this must be the Centerville Bowl this

is where I am coming every Thursday

evening I can't believe it we're really

gonna go bowling

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you know it wouldn't hurt you guys to go

through single file

beautiful is it not being it's amazing

wow oh goody

thank you

it's her it is her can't hear mom

and Mom Ten Pin Mom all these people

seem to know our mom she's famous

oh I am not famous being sexling I am

just a pretty good bowling person pretty

good only the second best bowler ever

the bowl in Centerville the best was

Jimmy strikes Winkle pants but he had

the unfair advantage of having that

incredibly long arm with old 10-pin mom

almost bold more perfect games than

anyone in the history of Centerville

Bowl golly gosh look at that mother

people really love you here

listening to your mama now Virgil and

Sturgill here will be giving you the

special shoes well I am going and

finding an open Lane to bowling okay

what size do we need one hundred and one

two three four five six seven

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can't you tie up your own shoes I can

almost I like Mom to do it though all

right bubblinks listening to me you are

it is not mattering if you are good or

bad but that you are having fun playing

now with the bowling of the bowling each

of my doodles take with the ball and

rolling it you are down the alley if you

knock them all down

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gee mother you really aren't that good

never minding about me who is going

first one of course

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yes wow nice Technique we shot one

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oh

hooray I left two pins I'm pretty good

what are you supposed to be today three

I am Kung Fu tea of the chestnuts Temple

I am joining my energy to that of the

ball how about taking your shot so I can

take mine foolish impatient form as the

wise say he who is impatient to eat

french fries often burns his lips on

their deep fryer oh brother

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five have fallen yet five still stands

step aside ninja pants I'll show you how

it's done now one F2 add three and four

cricket ball

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that is all right being five our Thai

sixling next you are I'm still

stretching my King Maybe

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seven not bad

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wow six can you do it again I'm sure it

was just beginner's luck

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[Applause]

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I gotta admit you've Got Talent kid do

you really think so I think so we'd like

it a bowl in the big competition on

Saturday afternoon the winner gets a big

trophy a big trophy and a year's supply

of cream corn cream corn I am thinking

this is a lot of pressure for a little

monster who has only just bowled for the

first time Mom I want to enter the

competition it might be fun okay my

snuggles woohoo six is gonna win a

trophy

I will train you in the art of the

chestnut Temple

no one shall we feature

the new champagne is super strike six

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[Applause]

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I'd like to thank my family but most of

all I'd like to thank mother for showing

me what a brilliant bowler I truly am

thank you thank you

thank you thank you

I've gotta practice for the big

competition

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you shouldn't have gone to all this

trouble it's no trouble at all we wanted

to be prepared for the big match on

Saturday yeah it's going to be the

biggest match ever perhaps the biggest

of the year maybe the biggest of the

century

surely it's not that big do you have any

idea how much creamed corn I can eat in

a whole year

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the owner of the Chestnut Street Temple

rests on your shoulders

yeah the honor yeah

that was just a practice shot do it for

real this time six be like cow in Milky

Way okay

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you like wolf in track pants

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one one in 50 shots we'll never win that

cream corn

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what is wrong being my beautiful

six-ling I've been trying to practice

bowling but I'm no good at all

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you should not be worrying so bowling is

only a

egg should not be worrying about other

people you should only be bowling if it

is making you happy there is no other

reason being

there is another reason what is that I

want to be good at bowling because you

are mother I want you to be proud of me

you are always making me proud because I

am loving you six

but here I have a little something that

may help you tomorrow

wow what is that mother it is called a

thin bluekey which means confidence

when you are wearing it on the finger

maybe help you to play a better bowling

game tomorrow oh really

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welcome to the Saturday afternoon

bolathon anyone who's anyone is here

from Centerville in Lane one super

strike six

[Applause]

and in lane two Ethel 300 Morgan squat

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gmom why do they call her 300. 300 is a

perfect game yeah but nobody can beat

our six see we will my vocals we will

see

we're going to have a great time bowling

and besides I have you to help me ladies

let's go

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straight

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it's a tie with one ball left I can't

believe the tension

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six has to throw a strike to keep it

even orethe wins

foreign

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something I must be telling you now the

theme blue key is only a little story

made up by your mom the only magic that

is here today is the magic of you

believing in yourself you mean it was

just me all along you and your

confidence

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scary

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[Applause]

that means we have to split the prize

I want you to have the trophy you're a

good bowler

I guess that means six gets the

truckload of cream corn cream corn cream

corn cream corn cream you are like

donkey who dances in washing machine of

life

I guess that's a good thing

and back into the sewing kit with you

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hey

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hey