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02x07 - Elephant!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

02x07 - Elephant!

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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wow

cause trouble there they go

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hey seven little monsters

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one two three four five six seven seven

little monsters hey

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[Applause]

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What a Beautiful Day perfect weather for

going to the zoo you mean perfect

weather for playing hide the peanut come

on five let's go to the park we can go

to the park any day

what is a zoo anyway a zoo is a

collection of the most beautiful animals

in the wild just think of an entire

place where the animals look as

beautiful

let's not and say we did animals what

kind of animals lions and tigers and

bears oh my good day there mates and

absolutely glorious day to visit the zoo

eh

and just listen to them animals laughing

and chattering away you can tell they

agree with me I don't suppose there's

anything dangerous about this place is

there oh not so long as you've got

crocodile three by your side mate

animals respect me because I respect

them respect and common sense that's the

secret to getting along with animals gee

I wonder if that works with brothers too

hey seven let's you and me and five play

hide the peanut butter you can be the

jelly full Ed you better go play in the

park we'll take our chances with the

wild animals and he's got every right to

be afraid you know hey I'm Not Afraid

some of these animals can bite your head

off maybe they can bite off your head

but no way can they bite off my head

animals all of them giraffes aren't

dangerous oh yeah ever been dragged by a

giraffe who didn't want to be lawsuit I

got pulled across three time zones

ripped a huge hole in my shorts and Miss

supper anteaters seem awfully nice to me

oh you don't know I'm like I know

there's nothing more dangerous than a

room full of hungry anteaters especially

especially if you've got ants in your

pants Mark did by the head oh monkeys

aren't always a barrel of laughs once

deep in the jungle when I wasn't looking

a monkey untied my shoelaces I nearly

fell into quicksand three you're not

gonna tell me there's anything scary

about c*ck are you well why do you

think I wear this special hat ever been

dive bombed by a pack of c*ck that

mistook your head for a landing strip

believe me it's no picnic well you don't

have to persuade me that snakes are

dangerous everybody knows that yeah

everybody knows that snakes are

dangerous but none more than the guy who

once fought two boa constrictors

simultaneously I had to tie them up in

slip knots just to slip away but you

said that all these animals could bite

your head off so what's this well I

gotta have a place to put my hat don't I

hi I'm Gloria The Zookeeper you know I

work here every day and I can assure you

that not One Vision has had his head

bitten off hear that fool you'll be

perfectly safe provided you stick with

old crocodile three well we see that the

animals are properly fed and we make

sure that the visitors are properly

protected this map shows where each

animal's home is located this big red X

shows your location you are here have

fun maybe I'll see you later

bye Gloria come on let's go to the zoo

uh nothing else to do

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I can see your head from my bedroom

window but you're so much better looking

up close how about a drink to wash it

down

gee you guys really make your noses work

for you

ow

a knife and fork are so much more

convenient

don't worry little fella you're safe

with me

oh

crikey my

care of those Choppers rushing after

every meal flossing and seeing a dentist

twice a year

oh no no no mate you're supposed to see

the dentist not eat the dentist

no not even with ketchup and mustard

I can talk and you

fly but hey who said that who said that

did you say that

did you say that oh my you can talk oh

Mike

you can talk you are so beautiful

I am so beautiful

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all that twisting and turning and look

at you you're right back where you

started was it worth it

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so five are they imitating you or are

you imitating them here have a peanut

you monkey so what will you do for a

peanut how about that's the hula come on

you monkeys that's the hula and you'll

have all the peanuts you can eat

I'll bet you don't like to be teased do

you oh I was just playing with them

animals like to be treated with respect

just like people and just like Monsters

well how come they're in jail it's not a

jail it's a home for animals that keeps

them and the public safe we also make

sure that the animals get the right food

giving the wrong food to animals can

make them sick yeah I guess you're right

sorry Gloria huh

she's always getting into trouble that

one allow me to introduce Wendy I am uh

Wendy I'm four

oh she's hungry can I give a peanut to

the elephant peanuts are all right for

Wendy

wow that is amazing what's amazing Wendy

hasn't been herself lately she's been

very unhappy and not eating but with you

four she's eating out of your hand and

purring like a kitten

hey it seems like she's trying to tell

me something she's telling you that she

likes you

yes they talk to each other but they

don't use words like we do they make

special sounds some of these sounds can

only be heard by other elephants all

these animals can talk to each other and

some animals can talk to us we just have

to listen

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gee Gloria I just thought elephants were

big dumb animals I think you'll find

that animals are very smart especially

elephants thanks see you around

wow okay who's the wise guy wasn't me

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why I Yoda

hmm hey Gloria is it okay if I throw it

back to her be my guest

okay Wendy get ready

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nice catch

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where did you learn to throw like that

hey try to catch it between your legs

like I just did

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let's hear it for Wendy

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there you go Wendy all spiffy in a jiffy

oh what are you up to I'd say she was

looking for some more peanuts can I get

her some more they'll have to make it

quick here comes your brothers and

sisters

hey four it's nearly closing time we

should be heading home oh

um really well say this dumb elephant

ate all my peanuts you guys go ahead I'm

gonna get some more don't be late for

supper who me

sorry about calling you dumb elephant

they just wouldn't understand

I'll be right back with a bag of peanuts

okay

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that's it Wendy you clean me out

some people have a way with animals and

I think you're one of them for oh it's

nothing really well better say goodbye

for today it's time to lock up and go

home

already you can always come back and

visit us again yeah well take good care

of Wendy we will bye Wendy maybe I'll

see you again sometime

laughs

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five

foreign

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is that you

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know five if you want to play hide and

seek you have to tell me before we begin

huh five will you

Wendy how did you get out did you jump

a key that must be the key to your cage

why you little monkey or pardon the

expression wow Gloria wasn't kidding

when she said you were smart but I'm

sure you asked had a good reason for

leaving I'd probably do the same thing

if I was an elephant in fact I'd do the

same thing if I wasn't an elephant I

gotta get home for supper now but I'll

drop you off at the zoo

Wendy Wendy no

laughs

Wendy

come back

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one day

how can something so big be so hard to

find

oh no

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soup

salad

chicken

soup salad chicken right about now I

would want dessert

oh thanks Wendy Wendy

oh Wendy you already ran away from the

zoo and it's closed by now I can't just

leave you running around you could get

hurt which leaves us with exactly one

choice

um

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if you don't want to end up back at the

zoo keep quiet and don't let the others

see you

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don't want to get caught

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come on

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oh so cute my little mushkazar my little

one is such a flyer and such a dancer is

my babysitter oh mother please you

embarrassing me

and here is photo of my little porsky

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four almost looks cute in that picture

almost

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well my little mushkas it's time for

supper to be making and baths to be

taking I'm first wait so eager you are

but today we will be starting with the

last and go to the first so seven is

first thanks Mom

here we are Wendy

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stay quiet

for your home from the zoo no I'm still

at the zoo seven you're seeing things a

nice hot bath after an exciting day

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did you enjoy the zoo fall if that was

much busier than I expected

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must be uh catching a cold oh dear

should I get mom nah I'll be fine hey I

think your tub's overflowing

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oh

you want to get us both in trouble I

can't keep you in here don't move I'll

be right back

stay

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naughty Wendy naughty

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you've gotta put it all back understand

every last drop

oh dear where did all the water go

four that wasn't very nice at all oh

it's just a little plubbing problem

seven I'll go tell Mom

hmm you know Wendy that wasn't very nice

to spray seven with the water

although it was kind of funny

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time for dancing practice music is the

cooking of the dancing

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[Applause]

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Wendy get off of me crashing and booming

I'm hearing just slipped on the stairs

mom but I'm okay outside quick use the

kitchen door

four you are here

you bet all right six need a partner

let's go

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here Mom you try it's fun

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you're not supposed to be in here if mom

finds out we're both in hot water will

you cut that out

Wendy meet Belinda Belinda is a cow

Wendy is an elephant

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um

I'm just gonna grab a bite to eat you

play ball with Belinda and I'll bring

you a snack

here Mom let me give you a hand with

that so nice it is having you helping

four

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what is crashing in the backyard

a spaceship came in for a landing must

have missed the runway a spaceship in

our backyard oh my all that are there

any aliens

for always making with the jokes you're

sure there aren't any aliens yes and

time for eating it is oh boy mom you've

made my all-time favorite dish chocolate

dumplings

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everything is favorite be when it is Mom

making it each of you getting now three

dumplings each one two three

oh

foreign

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thank you five

such manners nothing is as nice as when

sisters and brothers are along giving

all right four give it back give what

back the dumpling I had three dumplings

now I only have two I didn't take your

dumpling too you must have eaten it and

forgot

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if I had two my peppers

hey there's another one missing I'm down

to my last dumpling

mom somebody is a dumpling stealer

never mind my little bobolichki here you

can have one of my dumplings thanks Mom

it's dumpling eating aliens from outer

space yes what is coming in my house

dumpling the alien from outer space

four

and elephant trunk and an elephant shark

not just an elephant trunk but the rest

of the elephant too an elephant mom can

we keep her please please Mom elephants

have such wonderful noses

oh mother having an elephant would be

like having our very own circus I am

thinking why is everybody acting so

surprising to see elephant except my

four

does he have something to be telling

come speak Mom it wasn't my fault she

followed me home from the zoo following

she was like a pupsky yeah sure see

Wendy that's her name it's lonely so I

figured that she wants a friend four

elephants are not for houses keeping

maybe for circuses most definitely for

zoos you're right Mom I was only gonna

keep her here for tonight and then take

her back in the morning

it sounds like the elephant is coming

down with a cold

Wendy

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a cold bringing with you inside this

elephant for

Wendy

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what's wrong Wendy

more about elephants it might help us

take care of her did someone say

elephants where I come from Down Under

we know a little about a lot of things

and a lot about little things and since

an elephant is a lot of one thing pull

up a chair and prepare to be amazed take

again to this one

elephants are the largest land animals

in the world the biggest elephant ever

stood more than 14 feet high and weighed

over 13 tons despite the elephant's

great weight the design of its foot

allows the elephant to move silently

it's just like that elephant was walking

with big squishy pillows on his feet and

elephants could really move those feet

if they have to they can run 20 miles

per hour anyone who runs that fast works

up a huge appetite elephants eat up to

300 pounds of food every day mostly hay

and grass and they drink lots of water

too up to 40 gallons a day if it's hot

actually elephants don't drink with

their trunks they use their trunks to

suck up water which they then squirt

into their mouths the trunk is the most

sensitive part of an elephant's body a

highly developed organ with over a

hundred thousand muscle units elephants

use their trunks to explore the world so

if you want to know what's going on with

your elephant always start at the trunk

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now then do you Lads and Sheilas have

any questions

oh she's got a tummy ache from eating

things other than her hay and water if

it is tummy that is hurting then the

resting is needed elephant sleeps here

and in the morning calling we will the

zoo

poor Wendy

mom can I sleep with Wendy yes my four

this is special night with elephant

in-house

good night Wendy it's not the zoo but

it'll have to do

hi I'm Gloria from the zoo hi Gloria oh

Gloria just the person everyone is

wanting to be seeing I know this may

sound odd but we're missing our elephant

this is not so odd since we are having

your elephant Wendy what a scare you've

given us

Wendy was sick last night but now she

looks great she followed me home

I hope you don't think that I stole her

I know Wendy does this all the time

she's always running away but nobody can

figure out why maybe she just wanted a a

friend hmm

you see the seven of us have each other

but if I had no brothers or sisters I'd

still want a friend to play with hmm

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hi Gloria how's Wendy hi four why don't

you ask her yourself ask her I can talk

can you fly Wendy you can talk I can

talk can you fly

no I can't fly but you sure can't talk

what's your name what's your name this

is Simon pleased to meet you Simon my

name is four my name's Fork my name's

Fork fart I thought about what you said

about everyone needing a friend and

realized we had the perfect friend for

Wendy right here

Simon likes to scratch Wendy behind the

ear so do I I know and your idea gave me

an idea if you were an honorary

zookeeper you could visit Wendy anytime

you liked me an honorary zookeeper when

do I start right now deal

Simon you can take a break

I got some scratching to do

I can talk can you fly

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thank you

hey

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hey