01x14 - North Pole and Tahiti

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[male narrator] It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo.

Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit

Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me. Ha-ha-ha.

[male narrator] And introducing, the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman.

And his mystery solving companions, The Teen Angels.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

[male narrator] And it's round-the-world triple-team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah!

[male announcer] 'Welcome sports fans to another power-packed'

'pulsating episode of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

'Today we travel live and direct to the North Pole'

'for the exciting dog sled race and igloo building contest.'

'From the freezing frolics to the Arctic Circle'

'we'll go to the tropical tumults of the Tahitian Isles'

'to conclude today's matches for the coveted'

'Laff-A-Lympics gold medal.'

'Here's our three fighting teams.'

'Yogi Yahooeys.'

[Yahooeys cheering]

'The Scooby Doobies.'

[Scooby Doobies cheering]

'And those Really Rottens.'

[crowd booing]

'Now, without further ado, it's up to the Arctic Circle'

'to our on-the-scene sportscasters'

'Snagglepuss and Mildew Wolf.'

Here on the starting line we have the entries for this event.

First, in lane one, and racing for the Yogi Yahooeys

'it's Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle'

'with the first dog sled.'

In lane two will be Captain Caveman

and the Teen Angels racing for the Scooby Doobies.

argh argh argh

And finally, in lane three

sledding for the Really Rottens--

Yaahooo!

Need I say more? Daisy Mayhem and her pet pig, Sooey.

Bull's eye.

And now the Laff-A-Lympics staff announcer

will explain the course even.

[male announcer] 'Our athletes will race from the starting line'

'at the top of the plateau, down across the tundra'

'and finally to the finish line at the North Pole.'

'The team crossing the finish line first'

'will receive 25 points.'

'The second place finisher gets 15'

'and the third team gets ten.'

'The athletes are ready in the starting gate.'

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'There's the bell, and they're off.'

'The Scoobies and Rottens have started'

'but the Yogis' sled won't budge.'

[grunting]

[Sooey grunting]

Yahoo!

Well, big fella.

You got any words about your strategy in the race?

Grape Ape.

I guess he knew what he was talking about.

aargh aargh aargh

Look out, Cavey.

[male announcer] 'You've got to hand it to those Scoobies.'

'Neither snow nor ice can stop their raw determination.'

argh aargh

[whirring]

Ha-ha-ha.

He said determination, but he didn't say anything

about Orful Octopus, eh, Mumbly?

snicker snicker

[laughing]

[all laughing]

[all shrieking]

[laughing]

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Yaah! Yee!

[male announcer] 'The Rottens and the Yogis are running just ahead'

'of the Scoobies, who have dropped back to third.'

oink oink

Go, Sooey, go.

[male announcer] 'Meanwhile, the Yogis are making a four-star effort.'

Here they come.

Stop!

screech

- Grape Ape. - Checkpoint.

Wait till you see those Yogis go backwards.

That is after I put my reversing polarity rotten magnet

in their sled.

Proceed.

[clanging]

Grape Ape!

[male announcer] 'This will certainly drop them out of contention'

'making it just a two-team race.'

Make that a one-team race.

Abraca zoom, abraca zik.

Help the Scoobies with a blubber oil slick.

He-he-he.

What's that up ahead?

It's an oil slick. Cavey, look out.

No worries. Me fix.

Captain ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

sputter sputter

What's happening?

- We're losing power. - Yeah!

And right over the oil slick.

aargh

Uh-oh!

[Captain Caveman yelling]

[male announcer] 'Meanwhile, Daisy Mayhem and Sooey Pig'

'plough on toward the finish line.'

The Rottens are sure making tracks for the finish.

[male announcer] 'It looks like the Yogis' sled has turned into'

'a scrap metal truck.'

What's that?

Uh-oh. Throw it away.

Grape Ape.

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[male announcer] 'And now driving for the finish, it looks like Daisy.'

'No. It's the Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle.'

'It's going to be a close race and waiting here'

'at the finish line..'

'Uh-oh! Here they come.'

'First across, are Great Ape and Yakky for the Yogis.'

'And in second, Sooey and Daisy Mayhem for the Rottens.'

'And third place goes to the Scoobies.'

Fantastico. A frantic finish even.

What do you say to that, Mildew?

What I always say, they're savages.

'They're all a bunch of savages.'

[male announcer] 'The Yogis receive 25 points for first place.'

'Rottens get 15 points for second'

'and the Scoobies get 10 points for third.'

'Now moving over to the scene of our next event'

'let's call on Snagglepuss to bring you the details.'

We're here on the ice floe

for the grand prix igloo building contest.

The first team to complete an igloo of their own design

will take first place even, 25 points.

Here in foundation one is the team representing Yogi Yahooeys.

'Quick Draw McGraw.'

'And Doggie Daddy and his exceptional son, Augie Doggie.'

And right over here, folks, in foundation number two

are the entries for the Scooby Doobies.

'Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.'

Perhaps, you can tell me what your team strategy will be.

We'll be using my Dyno Snow device X-L-3-2-2.

I just turn on the motor, and there's snow to build anything.

I see.

But I don't think your partner does.

[Blue Falcon] Ooh, Dynomutt.

Now lastly, but not leastly, we move over to foundation three.

Here in.. Where is everybody?

Well, you might know.

Leave it to those Rottens to be late.

'Hey, now.'

[Dinky] 'We ain't late.'

Heavens to snow plows! It's the Dalton brothers.

- You bet your Baked Alaska. - Show him, Dink.

I am, little brothers.

Here, watch.

Hey, easy now. Watch it.

Hold it. Yow!

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[male announcer] 'The big moment is here.'

'Gentlemen, start your igloos.'

[crowd cheering]

'Go!'

What's this? Excuse me, ol' team mate of mine.

I don't think a refrigerator is quite necessary yet.

You tell him, dear ol' dad.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll do the thinkin' around here.

And d-d-don't you forget it.

One igloo coming up.

[male announcer] 'Meanwhile, in the Scooby foundation'

'they're snowing away on their igloo.'

Don't worry, BF. I'll have her up in no time.

I'm not worried about the igloo getting up

I'm worried about myself getting down, Dog-blunder.

Uh, sorry.

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thud

And they say he's man's best friend.

[male announcer] 'Meanwhile, the Dalton's seem to have their effort'

'under unbelievable control.'

Easy, Dink.

[male announcer] 'It looks like the Yogi team is moving ahead in grand style.'

'Thanks to Quick Draw's ingenuity.'

With my ice cube maker, we oughta have this match on ice.

And with a little help from my blow torch

they'll have this match on water.

snicker snicker

Oh, look, daddy of mine. We've sprung a leak.

I don't know much about igloos

but we think you better check the plumbing.

Check the furnace.

I think somebody turned on the heat in this place.

crash

It was such a nice house too. Ha-ha-ha.

Well, BF, my X-L-3-2-2 is just putting the finishing touches

on our igloo.

That's wonderful, Dog Wonder.

But you've forgotten the most important thing.

Impossible. What?

[Blue Falcon] You forgot the door.

Ha-ha-ha. Won't they be surprised

I know those Scooby Boobies will enjoy a nice little voyage

amongst the Arctic icebergs.

whizz whizz

Did you see what I saw, BF?

[male announcer] 'The Scooby team is floating out to sea.'

'And here at the Yogi foundation'

'they seem to be trying to build their igloo out of water.'

Keep shoveling, son of mine.

[male announcer] 'It looks like the Rottens have reached a new high'

'in igloo architecture.'

Hey, Dink, it's finished. Take a look.

Just a minute.

I sure..

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[male announcer] 'Now it looks like a new low.'

Let's get back to our sportscasters'

'who are busy at the moment' checking on the Scoobies'

'who are at sea, on a cake of ice.'

- What are they doin'? - 'Floating.'

I'll toss my Falcon line to shore.

Blue Falcon has tossed his famous Falcon line.

And here it comes.

Okay, Dog Blunder, reel us in so we can win

this ridiculous contest.

Alrighty doo, I'll use my new and improved..

Just pull us in.

[Snagglepuss] 'They've done it! The Scoobies are coming in.'

Easy now, Dog Wonder. Let's not goof it.

crash

Scoobies teamwork has done it again.

He did it to me again.

[Snagglepuss] 'With a modern example of a double door igloo'

winning 25 points for first.

'And the Yogis take second for their well-constructed'

'ice cube slush.'

'Good for 15 points.'

'While the Rottens, again placed third and get..'

[laughing] ...ten.

[male announcer] 'At the end of the first half, the Yogis lead with 40'

'the Scoobies second and the Rottens hold'

'an uncontested third place.'

'So we bid a warm, but frigid farewell'

'to the ice poles of the North'

'and look ahead to the trials and tribulations in Tahiti'

'here on the second half of Laff-A-Lympics.'

'Stay tuned.'

'And now for the second half of our Laff-A-Lympics'

'from beautiful, poetic Tahiti.'

'The first event will be around the reef race'

'on the pedalo pontoon pedal boat.'

'Hm. Then, out of the water and on to the beach'

'for our final event, the Sand Castle Building Contest.'

'Points will be given for originality.'

Hey, swell.

We ought to win 'cause we is the original Rottens.

[male announcer] 'When the competition was over at the North Pole'

'the Yogis were in the lead with 40 points, 35'

'for the Scoobies and the Rottens with 25 at the bottom.'

'Now, here are our two sportscasters.'

'Mildew Wolf and Snagglepuss to introduce the contestants.'

Howdy, folks. Here's our team lineups.

'For the Yogis, there's Hokey Wolf and his crew'

'Huckleberry Hound and Wally Gator.'

'And for the Scooby Doobies, it'll be Tinker in Speed Buggy.'

'And finally for the Rottens'

it's Daisy Mayhem and her trained pig, Sooey.'

Now let's get on to the starting line

to cover this first event.

[male announcer] 'Spectator canoes surround the racers and the committee boat.'

'The excitement is high.'

'Contestants, on your marks, get set, peddle pedaloes.'

[whirring]

Alright, Wally, anchors away.

h*-h*-ha!

splash

Wally? Wally?

I could've swore he was with us at the start.

Hey, fellas, wait for me!

Dig in, Sooey. Make this coconut crate move!

oink oink oink

Watch out for floating debris, Speedy.

Ha-ha-ha. A few coconuts' debris, like, will slow him up.

Golly, Speedy.

'It's a whole sea of coconuts.'

Do something.

rattle rattle rattle

rub-a-dub

Good thinkin', pal. That saves the pain.

[male announcer] 'Daisy and Sooey seem to be having trouble'

'with flying coconuts.'

This is one rotten trick that Rottens are wrong.

[male announcer] 'Hokey Wolf and his crew seem to have it all together'

'for the Yogis and are forging ahead.'

'And here's the Scooby g*ng to cheer their heroes on.'

'Snagglepuss and Mildew are anxiously awaiting'

'the arrival of the racers'

'at the turning buoy on the outer reef.'

How's this for class, Snag?

From our hammock, we can report the match in real comfort.

That's right, Mildew. But I think we got a problem.

[Mildew] 'Oh? What's that?'

[Snagglepuss] 'I think Daisy Mayhem is going too fast to turn!'

whirr

Sooey! Turn this thing around!

- What happened? - I don't know.

It happened so fast, I couldn't report it.

[male announcer] 'The Yogi pedalo is legally first'

'around the marker buoy, followed closely by

'Tinker and Speed Buggy for the Scoobies.'

Heavens to Pago Pago! It's high tide.

[male announcer] 'The pedalo fleet has passed the halfway mark'

'and the Rottens have now dropped back to third.'

Doggone!

[male announcer] 'Wait a minute, folks. A plot seems to be cooking'

'in the Rottens' team's support canoe.'

We better not abandon delicate little Daisy.

Alright, Orful, get ahead them, and give 'em a rotten whirl.

[all] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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[male announcer] 'What is this? It's very strange.'

'A whirlpool has started up in the middle of the lagoon.'

whoosh

Look, Hokey, there's a hole spinnin' in the water.

Backpedal, quick. Turn this thing.

[screaming]

[male announcer] 'There go the Yogis, and there go the Scoobies'

'and here come the Rottens.'

'But something stranger than strange is happening.'

'The Rottens seem to be getting preferential treatment.'

Yahoo! That Orful is mighty quick to lend a helping hand.

gurgle

Let's get going, Speedy.

Alright, boys, all together now!

We gotta make up time.

[male announcer] 'It looks like the Rottens are certain to win.'

I better give that girl a little insurance.

Abraca zip! Abraca zap!

'Tangle those racers in a kelpie trap.'

Get your ballet shoes ready, Speedy.

There's a kelp bed ahead.

splosh splosh splosh

Attaboy, pick 'em up and lay 'em down.

Uh-oh, kelp ahead.

We better try and go around this so we won't get hung up.

Backpedal, quick. We're getting into it.

[Huckleberry Hound] 'That's too late, Hokey, we're already hung up.'

Keep back-pedalling, we gotta break lose.

'Give it all you got, boys!'

It feels like we're hooked on to a coiled up spring.

Spring? That's it. Let go the pedals and hang on!

sproing

[male announcer] 'Coming down to the finish line, it's the Rottens and the..'

'No! It's the Yogis.'

'The Yogis win the Pedalo Race with a high flying pass.'

Okay, Wally, that does it. Dock the hook.

Aye-aye, sir.

clank

[male announcer] 'Hokey Wolf and his gallant crew have won the great Pedalo Race'

'for the Yogis.'

'The Rottens took second place.'

We was robbed.

[male announcer] 'And the Scoobies finished up with third.'

Better luck next time, Speedy.

[male announcer] 'The score at this point in our events'

'is now a 65 for the Yogis, 40 for the Rottens'

'and 45 for the Scoobies.'

'And now, down to the warm sandy beach'

'for our next contest.'

Here we are at the Sand Castle Building Contest.

That's my favorite sport, Snag.

No muscle required. Just a pail and shovel.

And don't forget the sand.

Now let's go down and meet the contestants

for this demanding event.

Here, castling for the Scoobies are Scooby himself and Shaggy.

Why so high, boys?

Like, we're up here high to be close

to our special building materials, like see..

flicker

- Yeow! Oh, no. Stop! - Stop that!

[screaming]

Don't go away. I wanna show you.

Savages! Absolute savages!

You can say that again.

Here they come, Mumbly. Stand by.

Well, ee're here with the captain of the Rotten

team Dread Baron and Mumbly.

Would you explain what this strange machine does, please?

This is a Barreling Baron Sand Castle Blaster.

I suck up the sand, and my Rotten partner, Mumbly

diverts it into a classic castle form.

snicker

You have my permission to examine the machine.

How interesting.

[both screaming]

ptooey

What did you think of it?

Quite a device he's got there.

Oh, yeah, a real blast.

[male announcer] 'We're here at the Yogi castle location.'

'And here come Yogi and Boo-Boo.'

'Ready to get started building close to the water'

'so they don't have to carry their sand uphill.'

[Yogi] 'Eh-he-he-hey!'

I knew you wanted to be close to the water

but do you have to be this close?

[male announcer] 'Judging our Sand Castle Building Contest today'

'will be guest star, Fred Flintstone!'

I'll be judging this contest on the biggest

and most original castle built in two minutes.

[Barney] 'Uh, Fred.'

With a bonus of 50 points going to the winner.

Uh, Fred!

- Barney, what is it? - You're in quicksand!

[Fred] 'Quicksand!'

Barney! Get me out of here.

Catch, Fred.

scrape

This is turning into a drag.

[clock ticking]

It's time to start the sand castle contest.

[male announcer] 'All three teams have gotten off to a fair start'

'and are running well.'

'The Scoobies have started their foundation with coconuts.'

'The Rottens are dredging up tons of sand'

'for their structure.'

'But at the Yogi site, all is quiet.'

'Where's Yogi?'

I think I hear him coming.

clank clank

I better get ready. Yogi's a bear for efficiency.

[Yogi] 'He-he-he-hey!'

Now, remember, Boo-Boo

I'll bring the sand and you start building our castle.

I remember, Yogi. But where is the sand?

Don't be impatient, Boo-Boo.

Rome wasn't built in a day or a day and a half.

Alright, now let's set the world's record

for sand castle building.

Let it blast, Mumbly.

whoosh

Shut it off. Shut it off!

[Mumbly] 'Blasted sand blaster.'

Here's the last coconut, Scoob, catch.

I'm coming down.

There's the foundation. Now, let's get the sand started.

Yeah. Looks pretty good.

squeak squeak squeak

whoosh

[male announcer] 'As time runs out, the enthusiasm of the crowd'

'is mounting.'

[together] Scooby Doobies go! Scooby Doobies go!

Cheerleaders, huh? Alright, you Rottens, let's show 'em.

Aa-ee-ha-ha-ha!

[crowd booing]

[whistling]

[cheering]

Hold it. Hold it.

Alright, gentlemen, stop your building.

The Scooby Doobies have done an excellent job

'in their reproduction of an Italian Pizzeria.'

'The Rottens didn't seem to get the message.'

'But their 26-storey monstrosity is not without merit.'

But the first prize and a bonus of 50 points

'for their tiny magnificent medieval sand castle goes to'

'...the Yo..'

[all] 'Aww.'

There goes your bucket, Yogi.

Well, the Yogis suffer a complete washout there.

So that puts the Scoobies in the top spot

for a 25-point win and a 50-point bonus.

[cheering]

So we wind up with the Rottens getting 15 points for second

and the Yogis a big 10 for effort and third place.

[male announcer] 'Thank you, Fred.'

'Totaling the scores for this Tahitian holiday'

'the Yogis get 75, the Rottens 55'

'and the Scoobies win and bonus 75 points'

'gives them 120, and the championship for today!'

[Snagglepuss] 'So we say farewell to beautiful Tahiti.'

[male announcer] 'So, join us next week for another high tide of hilarity'

'in coming events of athletic brilliance'

'in the race for the coveted Laff-A-Lympics Gold.'

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