01x13 - Hawaii and Norway

[bunniefuu]

[male narrator] It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo.

Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit..

...Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me. Ha ha ha.

And introducing the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman and his mystery-solving companions

the Teen Angels.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

And it's round-the-world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics!

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah!

[announcer] Salutations, sports lovers.

Welcome to another All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Our first awe-inspiring events

feature surfboarding in heavenly Hawaii.

Oh boy, oh boy.

[announcer] Plus an outrageous outrigger race.

Then you'll visit northernmost Norway via TV magic.

Here you'll enjoy the vicarious thrills

of a Viking longboat race.

[all] Row! Row!

And the climactical long jump wearing snowshoes contest.

Now it's back to Hawaii, where our sports champs are waiting

to compete for the coveted Laff-A-Lympics gold medal.

Now, let's meet our supersports.

The Yogi Yahooeys.

The Scooby Doobies.

And the Really Rottens.

Let's meet our surfing superstars.

For the Yogis, it's Grape Ape.

[all cheering]

It's Orful Octopus for the Rottens.

[all cheering]

And Babu for the Scooby Doobies.

Oh, boy, this is fun.

[all cheering]

Now, here are our reporters to explain the contest.

There'll be the usual 25 point win.

Unusual nefariousness rule is ineffective then.

The no cheating one.

You surfers will have to race out to the stagnant buoy.

The one who's first to surf back, wins.

Style, form and technique will also be judged.

[Mildew] 'It seems pointless, looking at our really bored surfers.'

[announcer] There's the conch shell starting signal

so hit the surf, surfers.

Orful's outboard tentacle power shoots him into the lead.

While Grape Ape takes a leisurely stroll

into second place.

Babu skims along in third.

Orful rounds the buoy first

and just waiting for that big wave to surf him in the winner.

Now, the Yogis' entry is in position

but Grape Ape must ride his board in.

Hmm.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

[announcer] Hurry and make your turn, Babu, here it comes.

And it is a biggie, folks!

Alright, Grape, get up on your board.

I'll try. Grape Ape.

[announcer] Babu has already surfed into it, and a fantastic hang ten.

Not only that, but a flat-footed flipperooni

out of the wave to head out to sea.

Simultaneously, Orful is riding the crest like a pro.

Grape Ape leaps up onto his board.

Incredible as it it, folks, the mighty simian's impact

has reversed the roller, leaving him and Orful

stranded on the ocean floor.

Did I say roller? Grape has created a tidal wave

and it's carrying Babu even further out to sea.

Oh, boy, look at me surf.

Like, we are, Babu, and you're surfing the wrong way.

Stop and come back!

Oh, I-I-I see what you mean.

I just hope I yapple dapple will do what I need to do.

Yapple dapple!

[announcer] Amazing! He did it folks.

Now the giant tidal wave is moving again, the right way.

And the Yogis and Rottens are all set to surf.

wham

Leapin' luaus!

Babu, tinify your trick

or you'll be all washed up as an athlete.

gulp

And I'll be all washed up, period.

Oh, boy, I'll try.

[clicking fingers] Yapple dapple. Yapple dipple.

Yappety dippely.

Oh, please.

[announcer] Babu did it, folks, and just in time.

And our tiny-sized, or rather, normal-sized wave is bringing

our first two surfers into the beach.

And here's our winner, it's Grape Ape.

A big toe length ahead of Orful.

Oh, no! With his weight and speed, he can't stop.

In fact, he's digging a canal through Waikiki.

Make that the entire island.

Or is it two islands now?

Oops, sorry.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

[announcer] Now for the scores. It's--

Time out for a conference.

A chit-chat, even.

That goofy genie saved the island

but he lost the contest, it seems.

Suffering sand fleas!

Babble-le-bat-Babu reminds me..

...where is he?

Like, that's what we'd like to know.

Right. Where's our Rabu?

Hmm, there's only one way to find out.

Instant replay, please.

[announcer] And here comes the winner.

It's Grape Ape by--

Oh-oh-ohh, wait, hold it!

Reverse the film.

Let's have a close shot of the finish line.

What's this? It's a teeny-tiny Babu, folks.

So, that means, he finished first.

Making the Scoobies the winners.

That mixed-up genie almost washed out Hawaii

and his team scored, too.

So true, Mildew.

But all's well that ends well.

[announcer] Here's the official new ending.

It's the Scoobies, first, Yogis, second

and the Rottens, third.

Checking the scoreboard, here's how it all adds up.

It's the Scooby Doobies first with 25 points.

The Yogi Yahooeys second with 15.

And the Really Rottens last with 10.

Now, let's go down to Shark's Bay for our next event.

The outrigger race.

And the outriggers themselves

Dinky and Dirty Dalton will represent the Rottens.

[all cheering]

Captain Caveman and that terrific Teen Angel, Taffy

for the Scoobies.

And for the Yogis

it will be Huck Hound and Hokey Wolf.

[all cheering]

Our athletes will start here at Shark's Bay.

[Snagglepuss] 'Then pass through the unpassable barrier reefs'

'to the lagoon.'

'And finally, outrig up a fifty foot waterfalls'

'to reach the finish.'

[announcer] Man your paddles, and hear this.

The only rule is no cheating.

- You hear the rule, Dirty? - Yeah.

[both snickering]

[conch shell signal]

That's the Hawaiian go-signal.

So, go paddle-pushers, go.

[crowd cheering]

[announcer] And they're off!

With the Yogis paddling into the lead

through the shark-infested waters.

They won't be in the lead when they meet

our really rotten shark.

Ha ha ha.

[snickering]

Forget the sharks, Huck.

No shark will nose around our shark-repellent-painted boat.

Oh, maybe so, Hokey

but, um, it doesn't look like that shark knows that.

[Hokey] 'Naturally, Huck.'

'That's 'cause it's not a real shark.'

Look, it's aiming to saw us to pieces.

I rigged our outrigger for any emergen-sky.

[cranking]

And see?

Doggone, if that don't look like one of our sharks, Dink?

Doggone even don't, Dirty.

Yep! It was one of ours.

[water bubbling]

Sure feels that way.

Drat! Sunk by our own sneaky.

[gibberish]

[announcer] While the Rottens get a replacement outrigger

the Scoobies race into first

thanks to Captain Caveman's outboard club-motor.

Go, Taffy, go!

[crowd cheering]

Cut your engine, Captain.

[Taffy] 'We're heading into the reefs!'

[announcer] Oh, too bad, racers, but there's no way through.

Anticipating such a predicament, this presents no problem.

[announcer] The Yogis go over the reefs and into the lead.

Oh, no. The Rottens' new outrigger is a rocket-rigger.

Checking with the Scoobies

it looks like they've given up the game.

Are you kidding? We're just starting a new game.

[growls]

More!

clang

clang

[announcer] The Scoobies have pulled through the reefs

to gain on the Yogis

but the Rottens zoom into the lead.

Now all that stands between them and the finish

is, ahem, outrigging up the waterfall.

How we gonna get up there, Dink?

The easy way, Dirty.

creak

whoosh

Yahoo!

[announcer] And there they go, straight up the falls.

Great! Now, level us off, Dink.

Sure.

[announcer] The Rottens are stuck going around in circles

while the others are just plain stuck.

Then I guess we all give up, Hokey.

Have patience, Huck. Something will come up.

[mumbling]

Zowie! If your club's out of superpower

do you have any other ideas, Cavey?

Well, here, here.

Oh, no, don't pull that one.

[grunting]

splash

Too..

...late.

Ha ha ha.

Going up.

[announcer] Holy cow!

A prehistoric dinosaur lives in this lagoon?

No, he lives in Captain Caveman's fur.

I knew that cave klutz had rocks in his head

but a 50-ton dinosaur in his suit?

[announcer] Yes, folks, it is true.

And it also puts the Scoobies over the top and into the lead.

Like I said, Huck, something would come up and it did.

[creaking]

[announcer] Now here come the Yogis.

And it looks like the Rottens have finally straightened out.

And now, they're on their way..

...to the finish as they overtake the Scoobies

and Yogis.

pop

Uh-oh, sounds like we're out of fuel, Dink.

[announcer] It appears the Rottens have dropped out of first place.

But at the finish line, it might be a tie.

No, it's the Scoobies, by a nose!

The Yogis are a close second.

And the Rottens, third.

So, at the half, folks, here's the picture.

The Scoobies' 25 point win puts them in the first place

with 50 points.

The Yogis' second and the Rottens last.

[all cheering]

[jeering]

That's it for Hawaii, huh!

I'm headed for the old reporter's rest home.

Sufferin' sassafras, Mildew.

You haven't reported anything yet.

Wait till the second half..

'...in Norway, for such cataclysmic climactic events'

'as the Viking longboat race'

'with all our athletes in action'

'in the long jump wearing snow shoes contest.'

Ah, those ancient Vikings will seems like pussycats

compared to us Rottens, this next half.

[snickering]

Well, since you put it that way, I can't stay away.

And the obvious supersports fans out there

will stay with us, too, for the second half

'of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics later today.'

[announcer] Welcome back to the super duper second half

of the Scooby-Dooby All Star Laff-A-Lympics

here in the scenic suburbs of downtown Norway.

Here in the upcoming event

you'll see all of our all stars

in the Viking longboats race.

But first, a recap of the first half scores

which left the Scooby Doobies leading with 50 points.

The Yogi Yahooeys second and the Really Rottens at 20.

[Mildew Wolf] 'You know, a Viking longboat is loads of fun.'

But it'll never beat my rubber ducky.

Anyway, I'm just here getting experience

before the real race starts.

pop

[laughing]

Help.

Snagglepuss, man overboard. I'm sinking.

Suffering saplings, Mildew.

You've no time to play.

The race is almost underway.

Oh, no!

They can't go on the air without me there.

I just hope they don't mind what I wear.

Heavens to Margatroid!

I wonder who his tailor is.

Or plumber even.

[announcer] This is the biggie, folks.

The Viking longboat race.

Scoring will be the usual 25, 15 and 10 points.

But this will be a Laff-A-Lympics first, folks.

Imagine 45 All-Stars Athletes in action at once.

How fascinating.

It'll be like yesteryear.

To see the longboats forging with the yards to the finish.

Hm, it'll probably be my finish too.

[announcer] And in the first ship it's Scooby Doobies boat.

Are you ready to sail, skipper Scooby Doo?

Ready and waiting.

Ridiculous.

If Erik the Red saw Scooby Doo he'd be seein' red.

Suffering sea rovers, what a Rotten crew.

Do you have a plan to win, Captain Mumbly?

[snickers]

That's what I thought. Cheatin'.

[announcer] As you can see, the Yogis' boat

seems stern and heavy.

Do you really hope to win with Grape Ape's weight

weighing you down, Captain Yogi?

Uh, no problem, uh, except for one problem.

[announcer] And that is?

If Grape doesn't sink us in the slip before we set sail.

[trumpets]

[announcer] And the race is underway.

This isn't like sailing in the bath tub, you know.

According to this navigational chart.

'They'll have to sail down these twisted yards'

'watchin' out for icebergs out into the open sea'

'and back where they started to finish.'

Suffering seaweed.

Out to sea? Unseen even?

That means each captain makes up his own rules.

Or no rules even.

Oh, peachy poo.

That means Captain Mumbly won't be cheatin' when he cheats.

[announcer] The race is off with the Yogis off to a fast start.

Now, it's the Scoobys.

But both boats are rapidly gaining

on the slower Rotten's boat

[Mumbly babbling]

You heard the skipper.

Hoist sail and switch to atomic power.

'And full speed ahead.'

Aye-aye, Dread.

[announcer] Did I say slow?

Just look at those Rottens go, folks.

That must be a cheat but one we can beat, Boo-Boo.

Hoist the sail!

Why, Yogi? There's no wind.

Trust me, Boo-Boo.

There will be.

How about a hurricane wind, Grape Ape?

Aye-aye.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

[inhaling]

[announcer] Wow, the Yogis are really taking off.

Up and out to sea.

Flying past the Rottens towards the finish.

Now, it's the Yogis first, Rottens second

and the Scoobys in last place.

[Mumbly grumbling]

Not to worry, Mumbly.

Zippety Zappety, put an endy to the Yogis windy.

boom

[announcer] 'Amazing.'

As the Yogis dropped out of the lead

the Rottens speed ahead.

splash

[grumbling]

And the Scooby's flashing oars sh**t them ahead of the Yogis.

[Boo-Boo] We better flash our oars too, Yogi.

Yeah, who needs oars.

Hit it, Grape.

Okey dokey.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

[announcer] It looks hopeless for the Yogis.

They only have time for one stroke.

But what a stroke, a winning stroke at that.

bash

Of course, now the Yogis' longboat is a..

...short boat.

Sorry.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

Now, the Scoobys sail in for second place.

While the Rottens will finish last.

Now, checking the scoreboard.

We see the Yogis 25-point win, the Scoobys at 65

and the Rottens are last at 30.

[cheering]

[all babbling]

[announcer] Now, from Norway's highest mountains

we bring you the exciting tie breaking

Long jump wearing snow shoes contest.

Wally Gator will be jumping for the Yogis.

Daisy Mayhem for the Rottens, and for the Scoobys

it will be the Blue Falcon.

Big deal. Who can't long jump.

Wearing snow shoes?

Snow tootsies even.

Just watch me.

And I'm not even an athlete.

boing boing

Now you know why you're not an athlete, Mildew.

Hm, no, I-I'm skipping to hopscotch.

[announcer] Attention, jumpers.

Go to your jump-off spots.

Selecting their jump off spots

isn't a usual long jump rule for long jumpers.

It's unique even.

Personally, I think it's ridiculous.

Wearing those silly tennis rackets just isn't done

in long jumps.

It is Laff-A-Lympics' style, Mildew.

And I notice the tail skies too even.

Shh, now that's..

That is my secret tactic.

Well, Wally, anything that silly should be a secret.

I better check the rules on this.

No, it's okay.

Dumb, but okay.

[announcer] Speaking of rules now hear these, athletes.

You will be judged on the distance jumped.

And you must be wearing your snow shoes

when your jump is completed.

Our first jumper is Wally Gator.

[all cheering]

What's this?

He's tail skiing down the hill.

ha ha ha

That's how I can pick up speed before I make my jump.

[announcer] Clever, clever.

And there goes his long jump.

Ten thousand feet straight down?

hoo hoo

Well, I-I'll slow down. Just watch.

With my pair of chutes.

poof

[announcer] The Rottens may now make their attempt.

Attempt? You mean win?

[cheering]

I know this sounds silly, Daisy

but isn't jumping uphill doing it the hard way?

Sure, now that you mention it.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

- So, up you go, Joe. - But wait a minute.

My name is Mildew.

Oh, she's right going uphill is easy but..

Yeow!

thud

It's going down that's rough.

At least form where I'm sittin'.

[announcer] Daisy crouches down ready to make her jump up.

[clattering]

Uh, make that catapult up.

[snickering]

[announcer] Yes, it's a Rottens' trick alright.

And one that could make for a record breaking long jump.

Now, while the others are still jumping, the Blue Falcon

might as well make his jump.

[cheering]

You can beat 'em, BF.

Sorry, team but my competition used legal trickery

which will undoubtedly beat my own straightforward long jump.

Wow, gee, a real Super Sport, but not too super as a jumper.

ha ha ha

[announcer] And Blue Falcon ends his long jump, but only 30 feet.

Sorry, fans. I did my best.

[cheering]

[announcer] Meanwhile, the Yogis' entry has almost completed

his pair of chutes.

Uh, long jump.

'But Daisy's was almost double his distance.'

boing

Doggone! I lost my snow shoes.

And the rules say I have to be wearing 'em to win.

Here, put on mine.

Shucks, that's cheatin'.

[snickering]

But way out here, who's gonna see us?

[Snagglepuss] 'Our 40 million TV viewers, Rottens.'

'Or 50 million even.'

So smile sneakies, you're on Laff-A-Lympics' camera.

Drat!

[grumbling]

[announcer] Yes, folks the cheating Rottens have been disqualified.

Now, it's up to the Yogis with Wally Gator

only inches away from his 10,000-foot long jump.

Oh, no he's been caught up in one of those

terrific canyon wind gusts.

And that's the Yogis' long jump, folks.

A mere three feet from where he started.

The Blue Falcon is the 25-point winner

for the Scoobys.

[cheering]

The Yogis three footer is good for a 15-point second place.

[cheering]

While the Rottens' disqualification earns them

a big round zilcho.

Now, checking the final scores the Scoobys win with 90 points

the Yogis are second and the Rottens

are in the basement still with 30.

Now, let's hear it for our Gold, Silver

and Bronze medalists.

We Rottens didn't have fun losing.

Thanks to your snoopin'.

But we'uns want you'uns to have a ball.

No, thanks, Dinky.

We have to be rollin' along.

Shucks.

You can have both.

Here's your ball. Now get rollin'.

he ha ha ha

Now this is what I call a really Rotten joke.

True, Mildew.

Howsomeever, at least we're on our way.

Closer even to next week's Laff-A-Lympics.

[announcer] That's right, Snagglepuss.

And as our reporters roll off into the sunset

remember, folks, our cameras will be rolling next week

filming all new sports all over the world.

As our super sports again clash to win

the glorious gold medal.

So see you then at the All-Star

Laff-A-Lympics spectacular.

[Mildew] 'I can hardly wait.'

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