01x12 - The Grand Canyon and Ireland

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[theme music]

[male narrator] It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo!

Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit..

crash

...Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me. Ha ha ha.

And introducing the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman

and his mystery-solving companions, The Teen Angels.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

And it's round-the-world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

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[male announcer] 'It's that time again, sports buffs.'

'So, welcome to another All Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

'These breathtaking happenings will begin'

'in the grandiose Grand Canyon.'

Dynomutt away!

[male announcer] 'And via television you'll be transported'

'to the enchanting Emerald Isle of Ireland'

'for the incredibly exciting cl*max'

'of today's electrifying events.'

[male #1] 'Yaaaahoooee!'

[male announcer] 'Now, let's return to the Grand Canyon'

'where our athletes are tensed for action.'

'The Scooby Doobies.'

[all cheering]

'The Yogi Yahooeys.'

[all cheering]

'And those rambunctious Really Rottens.'

[crowd booing]

'Here our supercharged super sports will be clashing'

'to win the Laff-A-Lympics Gold Medal.'

'The first event will be a really fun race.'

'Down Grand Canyon by burro.'

'We're here at the starting line, folks.'

'So, let's meet our racers.'

'The team captains themselves, Mumbly of the Really Rottens.'

[crowd booing]

'Yogi of the Yogi Yahooeys.'

Hoof skates. What is this?

A burro race? Or a roller derby?

My burro girl. Never raced before.

But she's a wizard of a figure skater.

Notice her graceful figure eight?

[male announcer] 'Provocative, but can she beat Speedball'

'ridden by Scooby-Doo of the Scooby Doobies?'

[crowd cheering]

'Yes, folks. He certainly looks like a sleeper.'

'Anyway, this is the route that will take our racers down'

'over the bottom and up the canyon cliffs to the finish'

'where this race will be judged on speed and survival.'

'With a 25 point win, 15 for second place and ten for last.'

'Now, back to the race and our reporters.'

[horn blows]

It's starting rooty toot-toot.

So get with it, you silly burro jockeys.

[male announcer] 'The Yogis and the Rottens are moving off to a fast getaway.'

'But it looks like the Scoobies' mount is off to dreamland.'

Giddyup, burro.

Dinnertime, let's go.

[male announcer] 'Aha, Speedball is finally off to a graceful sleepwalk.'

'Meanwhile, Yogi picks up speed on the turn'

'headed down the trail.'

'Followed by Mumbly, as he too heads down.'

'Straight down. Oh, no!'

'It's a mile drop to the canyon floor.'

[Mumbly chuckling]

'The Rottens' sneaky shortcut puts them in the lead.'

Suffering sequoias.

Scooby's following the same road

'without a parachute yet.'

[Scooby howling]

Help! Shaggy!

Help? Like, this will put you in second place, Scooby-Doo.

boing

[Shaggy] 'Thanks to Mumbly.'

[grumbling]

[male announcer] 'Now, nearing the bottom, it's the Rottens first'

'Scoobies second and the Yogis third'

'doing it the hard way.'

Scooby Dooby Doo!

Well, as the fastest burro on four wheels

you got what it takes.

But I hope you got good brakes.

[male announcer] 'He'll never make that curve.'

'Fantastic, he made it.'

[crowd cheering]

There you go, Yogi!

plop

Thanks for the lift, Mumbly.

[gibberish]

[male announcer] 'Heading up the homestretch, it's the Yogis first'

'Scoobies second, with the Rottens on the bottom.'

'Uh-oh, Yogi's slowing down.'

That's for sure.

[intense music]

You're racing the wrong way, Yogi! Do something!

And I will, Boo-Boo.

Why do you think I'm... chewing bubble gum?

I give up.

Why is he chewing bubble gum at a time like this, Snag?

Heavens to Betsy, Mildew.

Every sidewalk skater knows the answer.

[Snagglepuss] 'When a lot of bubble gum is roller skated on'

'the rollers stop rolling.'

'The skater too.'

[male announcer] 'Yes, Yogi's relinquished the lead spot to Scooby-Doo.'

twang

thud

Now, we're stickin' in there, right, pal?

[braying]

[male announcer] 'Well, it will be mighty sticky going the rest of the way.'

'Now let's check on the Rottens.'

'Oh, no. Mumbly can't just be sitting there, unless..'

[snickering]

whoosh

'Now, last place Mumbly is rocketing up'

'to gain on Scooby and Yogi.'

Anyway, it looks like it's almost over.

'And the Scoobies are first, so far.'

'But Yogi is still sticking close.'

[male announcer] 'Hold it. Here comes Mumbly, picking up fast.'

whoosh

'Real fast.'

'He's just jetting in the lead and across the finish line.'

'In fact, he keeps crossing it over and over.'

thud

[Snagglepuss] 'Well, Mumbly, what do you have to say about your win?'

[mumbling]

[male announcer] 'And here come the Scoobies in second.'

'And the Yogis third.'

'And that's the race, folks.'

'The Rottens win 25 points.'

[all cheering]

'The Scoobies are second for 15.'

[all cheering]

'And the Yogis last with ten points.'

[all cheering]

'Here is how it adds up after the first event, folks.'

'The Really Rottens are first with 25.'

'The Scooby Doobies second at 15.'

'While the Yogi Yahooeys bottom out at ten.'

'Moving right along, I see our next contestants'

'are ready for the terrific tightrope walk race'

'across the Grand Canyon.'

'The first to cross is the winner.'

'As you can see, our athletes are undaunted, as usual'

'and especially with a net'

'just in case, they'd slip a mile or so, uh, down.'

Let's hear what they have to say in this prerecorded interview.

[Snagglepuss] 'First, it's Huck Hound for the Yogis.'

Golly molly, I, I-I-I either need flat-flatter feet

or a fatter tightrope.

[Snagglepuss] 'Orful Octopus has this to say.'

'That he's using eight feet instead of two.'

'While Dynomutt for the Scoobies had this to say.'

Tightrope walking always has its ups and downs.

[laughing] Ups and downs.

Since they'll be judged on speed, style, and form

I'd say all losers.

[trumpet blowing]

[male announcer] 'There's the line-up call. So, get your balance, racers.'

'And race!'

'Here they go.'

'Orful's tentacle over tentacle technique'

'which isn't exactly walking, puts him in the lead.'

'Huck is in a shifty second.'

Who-o-oa!

[male announcer] 'While Dynomutt seems in no hurry.'

Why hurry? After all, I am a Dog Wonder.

Dog Wonder, don't forget your FWF accessory.

Thanks, blue buddy.

Uh, but I forgot what my FWF is.

Oh, now I remember! It's my freewheeling feet, of course.

So, here goes!

W-w-whoa!

[male announcer] 'Finally, Dynomutt is off and, uh, wheeling.'

All it takes is know-how.

[male announcer] 'Amazing!'

'Dynomutt, last to start, is passing the others'

'like they were standing still.'

Ha, wait till that tin-can canine

hits the you-know-what spot, eh, Mumbly?

[snickering]

[male announcer] 'Uh-oh, Dyno, look, you're headed for a fall.'

Oh!

[Dynomutt screams]

whoosh

Tada!

[male announcer] 'Great. But now what, Dog Wonder?'

That's a dumb question. I just wish I had a dumb answer.

[male announcer] 'I see Orful has taken advantage of the situation.'

'to a large degree.'

[all cheering]

'What's this, Huck? Laying down on the job?'

Uh-uh. Holding on to the rope till I gets the hang of it.

[all cheering]

Hang in there, Huck!

I'm hangin', I'm hangin'!

[panting]

Now, just tell me how to get to moving.

[male announcer] 'It looks like Dynomutt still hasn't found his dumb answer.'

Nope. But I found a smart one.

Something I learned in Boy Scouts. Knot tying.

There!

[male announcer] 'You learned that in Boy Scouts?'

Uh, well, not exactly. I flunked Tenderfoot.

Good grief, what can I say?

[male announcer] 'I'd say it's about over, Blue Falcon'

'because the Rottens have almost won.'

That silly squid has to be pulling a sneaky, Snag.

[Snagglepuss] 'My sentimentals exactly, Mildew.'

[male announcer] 'Orful is not tightrope walking.'

'He's being towed on a pulley line.'

'More rotten teamwork.'

'And a definite cheat.'

Big deal. Everybody needs a little pull to win.

[male announcer] 'And the Rottens are again'

'coming up on the finish line.'

'But Huck has really got the hang of it now.'

'He's passing everybody. But what about Dynomutt?'

Hey, I untied my tying.

So, Dog Wonder awa-a-ay!

[male announcer] 'Yes, he's on his way.'

'But the way Huck is racing, he looks like a shoo-in to win.'

Nothing to it.

[all cheering]

[male announcer] 'Amazing! What's your secret, Huck?'

Simple, don't look down.

[mumbling]

[male announcer] 'Oh, no, something went wrong.'

'And the Yogis' racer has dropped out of the race.'

swoosh

Yo-o-ow!

[male announcer] 'At least the net will save him.'

Yo-o-ow!

'Now, back at the race, the Scoobies and Rottens'

'are even as they approach the finish.'

I've fallen. Wait for me-e-e!

'With only feet to go, Orful has pulled ahead..'

whoosh

'Whoops!'

'Orful has been bounced out of the first slot while Huck Hound'

'bounces across the finish line for a 25-point victory.'

'Now, Dynomutt wheels in second for 15 points'

'while Orful is now in the third place spot.'

[all cheering]

[all booing]

[hissing]

'Now, at the half'

'this is how it stacks up for our super sports.'

'The Yogis' 25-point win ties them in first place'

'with the Rottens who pick up ten'

'while the Scoobies' second place drops them'

'in the last position with thirty.'

Later today, in Ireland, the Emerald Isle.

Emerald Isle? Green?

Peachy. As green around the gills as I am.

Maybe I'll pass as a shamrock.

[male announcer] 'As you say, Mildew.'

'And we'll all be coming back soon.'

'So, stay glued to the tune, kids'

'so you won't miss the fantabulous finale'

'of today's Laff-A-Lympics sports spectacular.'

[whistling]

'Welcome back to the final half'

'of today's Laff-A-Lympics action'

'taking place here and now in irresistible Ireland.'

'The first event will be'

'The Catch The Leprechaun's Pot Of Gold Contest.'

I missed.

[chuckling]

[male announcer] 'Then the Irish Green-To-Green Hole-In-One Golf Tournament'

'will be the concluding event.'

'But first recapping the first half scores.'

'We see the Yogi Yahooeys and the Really Rottens'

'are tied in first at 35 points'

'with the Scooby Doobies trailing with 30.'

'Now, let's drop down to the scene'

'of the Catch The Leprechaun Contest.'

Catching a leprechaun?

Ridiculous.

Top of the morning, laddies.

My name's Casey the leprechaun.

Ha! If you're a real leprechaun, I'm a pink butterfly.

[Casey] 'Begorra, so you say.'

[zapping]

[flapping]

Okay, I said it and I'm sorry.

Now, knock off the parlor tricks.

I've got a Catch The Leprechaun Contest to report.

Sure, and I will. But nobody has ever caught me yet.

[laughing]

pop

[both screaming]

[male announcer] 'Now, let's meet our contestants who will try'

'for the leprechaun's pot of gold.'

'For the Yogis, it will be Grape Ape.'

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

[crowd cheering]

[Casey laughing]

[all cheering]

[male announcer] 'Dirty and Dastardly Dalton will represent the Rottens.'

If that little critter's got gold, he's good as got by us.

[all cheering]

[male announcer] 'And for the Scoobies, it's the Blue Falcon.'

Actually it seems unfair to catch such a tiny little fellow.

[all cheering]

Pay attention, this is your basic six-inch

winged and magic leprechaun.

Now, all you have to do is catch the little pest

and borrow his pot of gold to win.

Oye! You mean this gold?

[chuckling]

Well, there he goes. The little rascal. So go get him.

First one to bring him in is the winner.

[chuckling]

[male announcer] 'The contest is on its way, folks.'

[whistle blowing]

'And it should be a doozy.'

[laughing]

'Our leprechaun is really enjoying the contest, folks.'

'But how will he stand up to the 40-foot Grape Ape'

'with a special leprechaun-catching net?'

Begorra. That's easy! I won't!

So, me big purple bucko, you'd be trying to net me?

Uh? Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Well, here's your net.

Next time pick on somebody your own size.

Huh?

Imagine, a mere anyone thinking they could catch me.

A myth!

[laughing]

- Begorra! I've been caught. - That's right, leprechaun.

But I mean you no harm. It's only a game.

Well, begging your pardon, sir.

But I am Huff.

You must be looking for Mite, me twin brother, you see.

[male announcer] 'Attention, athletes.'

'Because this event has proven to be somewhat unique'

'if not impossible, the winner, if there is one'

'will be awarded a 25-point bonus.'

[all cheering]

Hot dog! Just when we got our leprechaun trap all set.

When that critter gets a whiff of this shamrock juice

it'll lure him smack into our ambush.

All set, Dalton.

Turr lure lug..

Begorra!

[sniffs]

It's essence of shamrocks.

Me favorite scent.

[humming]

[male announcer] 'The leprechaun is defenseless'

'because he's too overwhelmed by the shamrock aroma.'

[Casey] Aye yea yea yea..

Grape Ape, we've got to save the leprechaun

and the Rottens from themselves.

Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

If they steal the leprechaun's gold

they'll give sports a bad name.

So, we've got to stop them.

Okey-doke. Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Swell. Now, here's my plan.

Get ready, Rottens.

Now, we have to trap a purple ape

Blue Falcon and the teeny greenie.

No problem, Dread Baron. We'll catch the leprechaun.

And this 50-foot hole trap will trap the chimp.

Why, why, The Great Fondoo will use my magic

to cage the big blue bird hero.

Waw.

Leave the gold to me.

[laughing]

Uh-oh. Here comes the leprechaun.

Poye yo yo yo..

Let 'er rip, Grape Ape.

[rumbling]

That'll shake 'em up.

Go, B.F. Go!

Get ready. Get set.

boing

thud

boing boing boing

whoosh

Now, Grape Ape, roll 'em.

Okey-dokey. Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

[creaking]

Quick, head for the lowlands

'cause the hills are headed for us.

[indistinct shouting]

'Faster, faster!'

'Not fast enough.'

Hold it, Rottens. Your little game is over.

[mumbling]

We may have lost the contest, mighty Grape

but at least we saved the Rottens from themselves.

Good. Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Good, me foot!

You disrupt me peace ripping up the old sod.

You ruined me shamrocks

besides trying to snitch me gold.

Correction, little friend, we not only saved you

but we only wanted to borrow your gold for the contest.

[Casey] Borrow?

Well, now, for ten percent interest

you got yourself a deal.

[indistinct chattering]

We are here at the finish line

but there's no sign of our athletes.

Naturally, what'd you expect? A magic miracle?

Negative!

But there it is.

And our winners.

[male announcer] 'Yes, folks, that's the game.'

'And it looks like a tie between Grape Ape and Blue Falcon'

'for 25 points each.'

[all cheering]

'Now, a look at the scoreboard'

'shows the winning tie, puts the Yogis at 60'

'plus the judges have also awarded them'

'the 25-point bonus for a total of 85 points.'

'The Scoobies are second with 55.'

'And the Rottens are last with 45.'

[all cheering]

[all booing]

'Here we are at the O'Blarney Country Club'

'where the final event is about to take place.'

'"The Hole In One Golf Contest"'

'where whoever makes the hole in one'

'takes a bonus 50 points.'

'Now, on to our on-the-greens reporters.'

As you know, golf requires accuracy and finesse even.

[male announcer] 'Ready to tee off first'

'for the Scoobies is Captain Caveman.'

'Notice how he studies the ball'

'the greens, the wind speed, everything.'

[gibberish]

You can do it, Cavie.

Just hit the ball into the 18th hole.

Just wind up and take a swing.

[gibberish]

Okay.

swoosh

[male announcer] 'Winds up for the swing and misses.'

'But wait, the wind from that stupendous swing'

'has launched the ball'

'Uh-oh, too high, he overshot the hole.'

'Now, to our next golfer'

'Dinky Dalton of the Really Rottens'

'lines up on the ball'

'checks if the fairway is clear'

'but this will be a tough shot.'

Maybe I can help.

[laughing]

Okay, Mumbly, make that hole a little bigger.

[chuckling]

[male announcer] 'There's the line-up.'

'He goes back for a swing and he connects.'

'He forgot to let go of his club.'

[Dinky] 'Whoa!'

[male announcer] 'And he's headed straight for the 18th hole.'

'Make that a canyon. This may be it, folks.'

thud

'Yes, it's a hole in one for the Rottens' golfer.'

thud

'It's a birdie for the ball.'

Dumb birdie ball.

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[male announcer] 'A new green is being prepared for the tournament.'

'Now, for the Yogis, it's that portrait of poise.'

'That subtly sexy and softly scintillating southern belle'

'Miss Cindy Bear.'

[crowd cheering]

'No, Miss Cindy, you were supposed to hit the ball.'

So I've been told.

But y'all know, as every golfer knows

first, one must address the ball.

'There, it's addressed to the 18th hole.'

With golfing like that, I'd say she's missing a few links.

Well, just watch.

[male announcer] 'Lining up with the ball she swings...and misses.'

whoosh

[Snagglepuss] 'Look at that reverse chip shot.'

I did, a 500-yard drive the opposite way.

[whistling]

thud

boing

[whistling]

Fore! Five, six, and pick up sticks even.

[whistling]

[male announcer] 'Uh-oh, look at that loop-the-loop.'

'Over to the green for a hole in one'

'and 50 bonus points.'

[all cheering]

'Now, checking our final scores for today.'

'The gold medal-winning first goes to the Yogis'

'at 135 points.'

'And here's our Laff-A-Lympics champ, folks.

Heavens to O'Hara.

This is the day to remember in sports history.

Personally, it's one I'd like to forget.

You see, Ireland is just lousy.

But after that pesty leprechaun

I'd rather be on a slow boat to China.

[Casey laughs]

In that case, me long-snouted bucko

allow me to oblige.

zap

[Snagglepuss] 'Sufferin' sand pans, what a slow boat.'

'And there's China up ahead.'

Smart alec leprechaun. But don't worry, fans.

We'll get back here in time for our next all new games

from somewhere in the world.

And that's where we'll be.

Everybody's gotta be somewhere.

- So long, sports fans. - So long, sports fans.

- See you then. - See you then.

[male announcer] 'Yes, we all hope to see you as our famous athletes again'

'compete for the Laff-A-Lympics gold.'

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