01x10 - India and Israel

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[male narrator] It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo.

Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit.

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Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me. Ha ha ha.

And introducing the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman and his mystery-solving companions

the Teen Angels.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

And it's round-the-world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[whistling]

[announcer] Welcome, sports fans.

It's time for another action-packed

All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Today, we take you first to India.

Then through the Himalayas and over

to the historic holy land, Israel.

Now, to the Indian jungle for today's exciting events

with our announcers Snagglepuss and Mildew Wolf

at the site of our first event, The Tiger Hunt.

Where the team catching the most tigers is the winner.

And after they're caught, we protect the tigers

by putting them in cages.

- Protect the contestants too. - Mm, rah.

[Snagglepuss] 'Yes, indeedy-do.'

'Contestants like Shaggy and Captain Caveman'

for the Scooby Doobie team.

[all cheering]

And hunting for the Yogi Yahooeys

are the super-super sleuths.

'Our Excellency, Snooper and Blabber.'

The clumsy Rottens Team.

[announcer] As our brave sportsmen head off into the forbidden

Bengal jungle, who knows what dangers lie ahead.

[elephant trumpeting]

Surrounded by wild animals and beasts, one could truly say

these competitors don't know the meaning of fear.

I know, I know. Scooby-Doo, where are you?

[growling]

I got it all figured out, Snoop.

We hang the net above the tree.

When a tiger attacks us, we lower it on him.

Eh, yeah, Blab. But, uh, first we got to find the tiger.

Remember, Blab. A tiger's just a pussycat.

And they all have the same basic tastes.

Basically. So we'll leave the milk here for him.

And then go set the net and wait.

Here, kitty-kitty-kitty. Here, kitty-kitty-kitty.

Look here, Sooey. This is how to play

double agent jungle style.

Me-e-e-ow.

Mm, tiger. Me catch.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

Zoinks! A tiger.

[grunting]

Mm, me catch.

Slow down.

Hey, Dinky. I think we're on the tiger's trail.

Wrong, little brother. We're on the tiger's tail.

Next to him.

I knew there was nothin' to it.

growl

whoosh

- Hold on, little brothers. - Ya-hey!

I've been hornswoggled.

That critter told me this costume was waterproof.

How long are we gonna wait here, Snoop?

I don't think there's any tigers in this jungle.

Uh, stop blabbing, Blab. And start snoopin'.

I'm snoopin', I'm snoopin', Snoop.

- Meow, meow. - 'Ya-a-ahoo.'

Uh, me catch. Me catch.

Hang on, little brothers. We got him now.

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Pull, little brothers. Wo-o-oah.

Hey, varmint. Let go. This is our tiger.

- Ah-h-h. - Take him please. He's yours.

Mm, no take my tiger.

Uh, harder, little brothers.

Mm, me fix.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

rumble whoosh

Oh, no!

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[announcer] The tiger hunt was won

by Snoop and Blab for the Yogis.

Not only did they catch the tiger

but six opposing team members and a tree stump.

So the Yogis receive 25 points for first place.

The empty-handed Scoobies and Rottens get nothing.

Now, to the streets of Calcutta

where we are about to start the elephant back race.

The race course will go from downtown Calcutta

to the Taj Mahal.

Through the palace and across the Ganges river

to the finish line.

Now, let's introduce our riders

as they wait in the starting gate.

On the pole and riding for the Yogis

are those two talented pachyderm jockeys

Doggie Daddy and Auggie Doggie.

In number two position and a Rotten through and through

The Great Fondoo.

On the outside, heading for the inside

will be the Scooby's own Babu, mystery rider from the East.

And now the flag is up, a-a-and they're off.

[elephants grunting]

How do you like my idea, Snag?

Up here on this telephone pole, we can get

first hand reports on the race.

You said it, Mildew, except..

'Tremblin' pachyderms, here they come.'

[elephants trumpeting]

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Except one thing, next time bring some guy wires.

Next time, we'll bring some other guys.

[announcer] Racing through the streets of downtown Calcutta

the Rottens elephant has jumped into an early lead

over the Scoobies' elephant.

Jumped? Why didn't they tell me jumping was allowed.

O-oh, yabble dabble dabba.

[announcer] Meanwhile, the Yogi elephant is losing precious time.

They've stopped in the peanut station to fill up.

Speed it up there, will you?

Yes, sahib. What will it be?

Fill her up and make it snappy. I'm in a race.

Yes, sahib.

slurp slurp slurp

[elephant trumpeting]

Who-o-oa!

Ha ha ha.

A little curry to help him hurry.

Ha ha ha.

thud thud

[announcer] As the teams approach the Taj Mahal

Babu is still in the lead for the Scoobies.

The Rottens are a close second

while the Yogi team is closing fast.

[elephant trumpeting]

How do you like my idea of moving up in the world, Snag?

It's good scaling, Mildew. Here they come.

They're almost here to the Taj Mahal.

[announcer] Babu is still bouncing along in first place.

And the Yogi elephant has moved up to second place.

Bringing up the rear is the Rottens.

Alright, Mr. Nice Fellow. Get on top with a Fondoo prop.

Wait a minute, I can't believe it.

The Rottens' elephant has lifted up into the air.

Somebody get that elephant's license number.

boing boing boing

Well, the Rottens were first to pass the Taj Mahal

with Babu bouncing into a close second for the Scoobies.

stomp stomp stomp

It's the Yogis coming on, carrying a full head of steam.

Everybody outta the way, this train is on an untimed express.

bang bang

[screaming]

Ah, savages! They're all savages.

[announcer] As they head for the finish line across the Ganges river

the Rottens are flying in the lead.

The Yogis just moved up into second.

And the Scooby elephant is now bouncing in third place.

Hey, dear ol' dad, we're gonna have a problem

when we get to the river. I can't swim.

That's not the problem, son of mine.

The real problem is if the elephant can swim.

- What a view! - Yeah.

- Hey, here they come. - Ah-ha-ha, glorious.

[announcer] The Rotten elephant is first to reach the riverside.

But it looks like he's run out of gas.

They have to cross the river to get to the finish line.

'And it's filled with wild alligators.'

Abrakazi abrakazum, be a suction pump vacuum.

glug glug glug

Heavens to Murgatroyd. That's uncanny.

Is it a blimp or is it Super Jumbo?

Didn't anybody tell you there's a water shortage?

Thanks for reminding me.

Hip hip hurray and a Fondoo spray.

hiss

[panting]

I should have kept my big mouth shut.

[announcer] The Rottens have crossed the Ganges first.

and have won the event.

[cheering]

Now it's a battle between the Yogis and the Scoobies

for second place.

Frankly, with those hungry alligators circling

I don't know how they're gonna cross.

Frankly, that makes two of us.

[whistling]

Hey, Bob. Hey Doggie, leave it to me.

I'll take care of everything.

Wait a minute, folks. I can't believe this.

It's Wally Gator.

'And he's formed a raft of alligators'

'to escort the Yogis across the river.'

Uh-oh, we got a real race for second.

Babu just started across the bridge.

boing boing boing

[Snagglepuss] 'The Yogis are almost across the river'

'and the Scoobies across the bridge.'

yeaow aa ee ow

Let's go to down and see the finish.

I hope it's not ours.

[announcer] It's the Yogis' team in second place.

[cheering]

Followed by Babu for the Scoobies.

The Rottens win the elephant race

giving them 25.

Yogis take 15 for second, giving them 40.

And the Scoobies get ten points for third.

So, at the end of our first two events

the Yogis still hold the lead.

[cheering]

Will the Scoobies and the Rottens

catch up with the Yogis?

Stay with us and see.

When we return for the conclusion

of today's action-packed Laff-A-Lympics.

Live and direct from beautiful Tel Aviv, Israel.

Welcome back to our action-packed second half

of today's Laff-A-Lympics from Israel.

Now, here are our sportscasters for our next event.

- Snagglepuss here. - And Mildew Wolf.

To bring you all today's excitement.

We're here on the Negev Desert

for the sun sail sledding contest.

Now, let's go meet the contestants in this event.

This is Hokey Wolf, of the Yogis entry.

Where's your crew?

Don't worry, I got them working.

Ship ahoy up there.

Quick Draw Mcgraw here. And there she blows.

I see land ahead.

And here, sail sledding for the Scoobies

are the Teen Angels and Tinker aboard Speed Buggy.

And where are your sails? Or are you a sled?

Relax, I got it all figured out.

Tinker, are you sure it's gonna work?

Sure, girls. Show 'em, Speedy.

[sputtering]

Go-o-o-olly! It all worked.

Good grief. If it isn't the Rottens.

I see Orful Octopus and the Creeplies

will be doing their Rotten most as crew for their team.

How do you fellas expect to catch any wind

with that little teeny-weeny insignificant sail.

We don't have to catch it, we brought it with us.

Show him, Orful.

[wind blowing]

bang

whoosh

Well, I guess the race has started.

There go the Rottens. Quick, fellas.

Pull up the anchor. Let her rip!

Okay and aye-aye, Hokey.

rip rip rip

Hey, Quick Draw, I don't think that's what he meant

when he said "Let her rip."

Come on, Tinker. Let's get going.

I'm trying, girls, but the brake is stuck.

What you mean is the brake is broke?

Come on, Speedy. Do something.

[creaking]

Hey, I got it. Now try it, Tinker.

Right on!

Snagglepuss and Mildew Wolf here again.

The Rottens have jumped out in front

and are now in the lead.

I just love this foul wind in my hair.

[announcer] Right behind the Rottens

Captain Hokey battles to stay ahead of Tinker

and the gorgeous Teen Angels.

The course of the race, of course

winds down across the sand dunes

and over the Salt Flats.

To finish at King Solomon's Mines.

I see the Scoobies are trying to move up to second place

but it looks like they can't raise the steam.

What's our problem?

The Yogis are stealing all our wind.

We are sorry about that, Scoobies.

With all these sails, there just isn't enough wind

to go around blowing like that.

[announcer] I can see that the Rottens are first out on the Salt Flats

and are heading for King Solomon's mines.

Tinker, do something.

Yeah and quick. I'm getting exhausted.

That's it, That's it, you guys. Exhaust!

Golly, come on, Speedy. Turn it on.

whoosh

[screaming]

Lighten ship, you guys. I don't wanna carry any extra weight.

Aye-aye, captain.

How is this, captain? It's awful heavy.

No, no, no. Not that.

[Hokey] 'Cut the rope. Save the ship, help!'

I hate hysterical captains, and that's a fact.

The Rottens' sled is approaching the finish line.

But the Yogis are gaining ground fast.

'There's just a hare between them.'

We might be passing the Rottens

but somebody else is passing us.

In fact, over us.

[Quick Draw] 'It ain't no aerial plane either.'

Level one reporting that we're almost at the..

[screaming]

...finish line.

To bring you the results of this race.

'It's the Scoobies in first.'

'Followed by the Rottens in second.'

'And the Yogis bringing up the rear down in third.'

'Now to..'

[announcer] Look at the scoreboard.

The Scoobies get 25 for winning the sand sled race

giving them 35.

[cheering]

The Rottens get 15 for second bringing their total to 40.

And the Yogis get 10 for third.

Bringing their total up to 50. And still holding their lead.

[cheering]

Now onto the final and deciding event.

A reed boat race across the Red Sea

by the team captains themselves.

Scooby Doo, Mumbly, and Yogi Bear.

A spectator boat has been chartered to follow the race.

And virtually everybody who's an anybody, is here.

Peter Potamus is here.

But who can that be next to him?

Some kind of fish?

Me...a plain fish?

No respect. I just get no respect.

woop woop woop wopp

[announcer] Snagglepuss is now going to bring you

one of the Laff-A-Lympics famous live and direct

interviews with the TV stars.

- Mr. Flintstone. - Just call me Fred.

I will, Mr. Fred Flintstone

I see you've come to watch the reed boat races.

I should say so.

He he.

Back in Bedrock, I was quite a big reed boater myself.

He sure was, but he didn't like the boats made out of cattails.

They tickled his toes.

[giggling]

When I want your opinion, Barney Rubble

I'll ask for it.

And spoken like a champion.

Would you be so kind

as to demonstrate a little of that old

Bedrock style for us.

Heh heh heh. Why, of course, Snag.

I'd be only too happy.

Hey, Fred, you sure you wanna do that?

Maybe these reed boats aren't up to your tonnage.

Barney, will you be quiet?

As I was saying, Snag

I'd be happy to demonstrate my Bedrock style.

But I'm afraid there's no reed boat available

on this yacht.

Ah, but you're wrong.

Our Laff-A-Lympics crew have provided for everything

anything, even.

You're in luck, Fred.

We have a reed boat

tied right here at the foot of the ladder.

Now, isn't that nice!

The boat looks okay but that ladder is impossible.

If the cameras are ready, I'd be happy to oblige.

Agility, Snag. Around boats, agility is the watchword.

But with the reed raft, it's balance.

One must have perfect

yeeaaaaooow

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Hey, Fred. Are you okay?

Of course, I am.

But you can readily see that the reeds here

are of an inferior quality.

They were cattails, Fred.

[announcer] Well, that concludes our interview.

So let's switch to Mildew Wolf

for the start of our upcoming race.

Take it away, Mildew.

Right you are. I'm here at our final event.

A big match, a grudge match.

With the winner take all bonus of 50 points.

'The three team captains have squared off'

'for this one themselves.'

[announcer] In lane one, the daring team captain

of the Yogi Yahooeys, Yogi Bear himself.

Smile, the average reader. Yes.

[announcer] In lane two, head of the Rotten, Really Rotten clan

the rottenmost, Mumbly.

[snickering]

And finally, in number three lane

The team captain of the energetic Scooby Doobies

The colorful Scooby-Doo in person.

Scooby-dooby-do-o-o.

The racers have their paddles poised.

The starting flag is up, and they're off..

splash

...to a good start.

[coughing]

[announcer] They're all paddling like mad, folks.

Well, almost all.

From the spectator's boat

we see Mumbly has jumped in to the lead

and is paddling effortlessly.

Now look at Mumbly go.

Left handed, right handed. Now, no handed.

'Which is most mysterioso.'

[announcer] Mildew Wolf on mobile unit two

is on hand to bring you a close up report.

[snickering]

Typical. That guy has always got an inside joke.

But Mumbly has passed the halfway mark and in the lead.

While Yogi and Scooby are fighting it out for second.

[announcer] What a race this is turning out to be.

The team captains are giving it their all.

And the fans are just loving it.

But look at this.

Mumbly isn't even paddling

and is almost to the finish line on the opposite shore.

[snickering]

Rowboat-2 here with an exciting flash.

'Scooby's reed boat seems to have sprung a leak.'

- 'It's sinking.' - Sinking?

I wonder how Scooby is at dog paddling.

Uh-oh.

[announcer] What a competitor.

He's continuing on without a reed boat.

From the spectator's boat

it appears that Mumbly will reach finish line first.

Yogi is paddling furiously but--

Go Yogi, ribbit.

splash

Hold your cattails! It's a tidal wave.

[announcer] And here comes Yogi.

Yea-a-aow!

Yea-a-aow!

This is really close-up reporting.

It's obvious that Yogi Bear is the winner

of the reed boat race.

[announcer] And as expected, another rotten trick has been explained.

Drat.

[snickering]

So let's check the scoreboard.

[announcer] The Yogis get the big 50 point bonus

And our today's overall winners with 100 points.

[cheering]

And the recipients of the Laff-A-Lympics gold.

So be sure and join us next week

when our three teams will once again

meet in friendly combat

on the athletic fields of the world

in the one and only Laff-A-Lympics.

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roar

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