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02x01 - We Love Baby Alligators!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kidsongs". Aired: April 1986 – September 18, 1998.*
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Home video series was launched with four Kidsongs "Music Video Stories" being announced at New York's Toy Fair in February 1986. "A Day at Old MacDonald's Farm" was one of those first four and has sold over 4 million copies and won the Vira Award.

02x01 - We Love Baby Alligators!

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we want our

kids We want our

kids We want our kids

Take it We want

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to watch a music video And what else do

you have planned for this episode oh we

have a fun song that encourages kids to

do their chores and teaches the days of

the week at the same time Well that

sounds good What song is that here we go

round the Mberry Bush Ah you know I'm

just a little concerned about the amount

of information you're putting in the

show Do you have a guest coming into the

studio today oh yes We have a wonderful

guest Joel Sylvester who's bringing in

some baby alligators Perfect And we have

a video on the subject Can we see it

sure

See you later alligator

After a while crocodile

See you

later After a

while Can't you see you're in my way

now don't you know you're

Good morning everybody Good morning

Billy Now Alexandra I know that you were

a bit nervous today but relax You are

going to do great Thanks Billy I wish I

was as sure as you are I've loaded the

music video reel on machine A and

graphics on B Good So we start with the

show logo then straight to the host

Everybody stand by We're on the air in 5

4 3 roll and take

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it Cue her and take one Good morning and

welcome to the Kids Songs TV show The

one and only show made by kids for kids

and starring kids Hi I'm Alexander Palm

And I'm Christian one of Ventura And I'm

Billy Biggle Today's show has lots of

great music videos of our favorite songs

like Down by the Bay and see you later

alligator And that's exactly what I want

to say to alligators What see you later

alligator I don't like alligators Not

one bit Oh I didn't know that Our next

video Fiddle ID has lots of animals

Maybe you'll like them better I bought

me a cat me

I bought me a hen and he pleased me I

fed my hand on the other tree And the

hen went clicky cl And the cat went I

feel I

bought me a bird And the bird

me And the bird went clicky floppy And

the hen went clicky cluck And the cat

went f I feel

I feel

I bought me a lizard and the lizard

knees me out my lizard tree and the

lizard went creepy crawly and the bird

went flippy floppy and the h went clippy

clappy and the cat went fill I

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b me an owl and the owl meow

on a tree And the

went and the lizard went creepy crawly

And the bird went flippy And the h went

clicky cl And the cat went

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fed me I fed my pony tree And a pony

went and

went and went creepy crawly And a bird

went flippy floppy And the hair went

clicky click And the hair went vill

Well I bought me a monkey and the monkey

pleased me I fed my monkey in the tree

And the monkey

went And a bunny went nay And

went And went creepy crawly And a bird

went flippy floppy And the h went clicky

clippy And a cat with Phil

He bought me a dog And the dog leaves me

up Then my dog tree And the dog went

woof And a monkey

went And a pony

went And

went And the lizard went creepy crawly

And a bird went flippy And the hand went

clicky clumpy And the cat

went and

[Music]

Hi kids Hi Jules Thank you so much for

coming Everyone's so excited about

seeing the baby alligator You're welcome

Is it in there she is in there

Neat Wow Come on Daisy Isn't she nice

coming to the floor in three

two Coming up next we've got a song

that's been around for centuries For you

little guys that means hundreds of years

It's about a different chore the kids

can do every day of the week Please

don't give my folks any ideas

Watch as our friend the scarecrow leads

the kid songs kids in Here we go Around

the mberry bush Here we go The mberry

bush Mberry bush Mberry bush Here we go

Mberry so early in the morning This is

the way they feel the

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day This is the way they feel the day so

early Monday

morning This is the way we feed the

chicks Feed the chicks We feed the

chicks This is the way we feed the

chicks So early Tuesday

morning This is the way we swing the

swing the porch We sweep the porch This

is the way we sweep the porch So early

Wednesday

morning This is the way we paint the bed

Paint the bed Paint the fence This is

the way we paint the bed So early

Thursday

morning This is the way we groom the

horse We groom the horse We groom the

horse This is the way we groom the horse

Early Friday

morning Oh this is the way

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we go around the mberry bush Mberry bush

Mberry bush Here we go Mberry bush early

Sunday morning Janet you just had to see

this alligator It's so fascinating It's

like having something from the dinosaur

age right here Wow she's gone I'll go

find Jules Good But I think we better

call in reinforcements Billy Biggle

Uhhuh

Hi everyone Why are we glad to see you

well I'm glad to see you too What's up

there's a baby Alligator loots in the

studio How delightful It's not

delightful It's a disaster We have a

segment coming up in just a few minutes

that we need her for And Alex is

absolutely terrified of reptiles Well

Ben we'll just have to find her We're

the floor in three

two I think the drums are the most fun

instrument to play I love to play the

piano While we're on the subject of

music I think it's time to go visit Kids

Song's one and only Maestro the somewhat

silly the often outrageous the utterly

unforgettable Professor Major in Come

join the band Hear the symbols and then

twang I want to hear

your trumpet up your down low Grab your

let me hear you blow

So come on and join the band We'll be

the best all over the land Oh yes Don't

you want to join the

band take a net and a

great just for you We'll hit the note so

high We'll hit the note so low We'll

play the songs that every kid will

know So come on and join the band We'll

be the best all over the land Oh yes

Don't you want to join the band

so come on and join the band We'll be

the best all over the land Oh yes Don't

you want to join the

band so come on and join the band We'll

be the best all over the land Oh yes

Don't you want to join the band oh yeah

Don't you want to join the band

jules says she likes wet places and

small snug places He's gone down to the

basement to look So we need to search

inside the building Someone should look

in the bathroom I'll go I'll check the

kitchen I'll check the makeup and

wardrobe room Great I love teamwork

Whatever you do don't let Alex know And

Q And now it's time for one of my

favorite kids songs See you later

alligator I love the song too But I

can't believe you guys were willing to

hold them They're trained alligators and

their trainer was right next to the

camera the whole time He showed us how

to hold them safely so he couldn't bite

us Oh great But you kids at home

remember any alligators you may come

across are not trained So just get away

from them as fast as you can and say

"See you later alligator." Well my baby

walking with another man

today Well I saw my baby

walking with another man

today When

I heard her

say "See you later alligator."

At the wild crocodile

See you later alligator

After the wild

crocodile Can't you see you're in my way

now don't you know

you said I'm sorry pretty

daddy You know my love is just for

you She said I'm sorry pretty

daddy You know my love is just for you

Won't you say that you'll forgive

me i say your love for me is

true See you later

alligator after wild

crocodile See you later

alligator after wild

crocodile Can't you see you're in my way

now don't you know you die

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i said "Wait a minute

Gator I know you mean it Just

play." I said "Now wait a

minute I know you mean it Just

play Don't you know you really hurt

me?" And this is what I have to

say See you later

alligator After a while

crocodile See you later

alligator After a while

crocodile Can't you see you're in my way

now don't you know you have a

time see you later

alligator after wild

crocodile See you later

[Music]

alligator So long That's all Goodbye

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Now everybody stay calm We are calm

Billy Well you are now but you might not

be when I tell you the news What news

the alligator got out of its cage and is

loose somewhere in the studio

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Code red code for code whatever they say

at those cop shows Relax I don't think

it could have gotten in here Everybody

listen up There's an alligator loose in

the studio Call me if you see her and

don't tell Alex Bark cure her In our

next video the Kids Songs kids are at

summer camp getting a fishing lesson

from their favorite counselor Eddie Why

do fishermen brag all the time about how

big the fish they caught was i don't

know When I go fishing I just feel lucky

to catch anything except the cold I

think everyone in this next video Fish

and Blues agrees with you

went down the hill about 12:00 ran right

back got me a pole I'm going down to the

fishing hole and you can come fishing

all the time Have you been fishing all

the time i'm going fishing too Well you

bet your life you love it I'll catch

more fish than you Any fish you got good

bait Here's a little story I would like

to relate So come on baby Come on down

I'm going fishing Yes I'm going fishing

And you can come fishing

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too Check it

out I got a fish I got a

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fish Oh I got something

Well I went down the hill about 1:00

Spot them catfish swimming around I'm

going down to the fishing hole Live in

the country instead of the town Have you

been fishing all the time i'mma go

fishing too Well you bet your

life I catch more fish than you Any fish

you got good bait Here's a little story

I would like to relate Come on baby Come

on I'm going fishing Yes I'm going

fishing And you can come fishing

too Oh I got a big one This one's weigh

100 lb or more Don't worry we're all

going to have fresh fish to do Thanks to

me

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What are you guys doing trying to find

the alligator The the the alligator yeah

Didn't escape Where do you guys look

everywhere How about in this pile of

pipes but look at all this Where do we

start right here

I'll just go for a little jog and check

them out

I see her Hey

Jewels

Aha Come here Daisy

Oops We're on the air What are we doing

intro Down by the Bay and cute This next

video is really fun and really silly I

hope it makes you laugh I need a laugh

It's called Down by the Bay Down by the

bay where the watermelons grow Back to

my home I dare not go Or if I do my

mother will

say "Did you ever see a baboon holding a

balloon by the bay down by the bay where

the watermelons grow back to my home I

dare not go

Or if I do my mother will say

"Did you ever see a whale with a polka

dot tail down by the bay down by the bay

where the watermelons grow back to my

home I dare not go or if I do my mother

will say

"Did you ever see a pig wearing a wig?"

Down by the bay down by the bay where

the watermelons grow Back to my home I

dare not go For if I do my mother will

say

"Did you ever see a goat standing in a

boat?" Down by

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the bay where the watermelons grow back

to my home I dare not go

or if I do my mother will say

"Did you ever see a llama wearing

pajamas down by the bay?" Down by the

bay Down by the bay

Were you scared really scared That's

okay Lots of kids are scared of reptiles

And in some ways it's good that they are

It's good that I'm scared Yes It's good

to be scared about things that are

dangerous and alligators are dangerous

So I shouldn't feel stupid about being

so freaked out Not at all Lots of kids

are scared of lots of things I'm still

scared of the dark so I leave a light on

in my closet That's great Janessa You

found a way of dealing with your fear

Well the only way I can live with my

fear of alligators is to avoid them

That's a very good solution too And it

also might help you to learn more about

them Question marks are standing by Go

and take it

Today our own Janet Bates is going to

interview a man who has chosen some very

difficult animals to work with His name

is Jill Sylvester and he trains

alligators for commercials TV and movies

He's brought one to the studio and boy

has that little alligator let everyone

know that she's here Jules thank you so

much for joining us here today My

pleasure Well first of all how can you

tell an alligator from a crocodile let

me show

you Come on Daisy

Daisy as an alligator she has a shorter

nose whereas a crocodile has a much

longer nose So how long is this one this

one's about 2 feet Oh and how long do

they get well this one being a female

she'll probably reach 8 to 9 ft Now the

males get anything up to 14 15 maybe

even 16 ft Wow that's like three times

my size Yeah Do they have ears yeah they

do actually They're sort of right in

here

Can they hear us and understand us uh

they don't understand us but they hear

us real well How do you get the big ones

to work on the movies um it's not so

much training as we actually call them

by a lot of meat They like meat and it

has to be nice and warm They like when

it's warm too Do you catch them no we

breed our own Yeah they breed every year

How many do you have we have a dozen Wow

So you treat them all nicely don't you

absolutely If you don't treat an

alligator nicely he won't treat you very

nicely Where do you keep them we have a

a big mud puddle pond like a swamp and

they all live in there So tell us what

do we do if we accidentally come across

a crocodile or an alligator well if the

crocodile is in front of you you run

that way Very fast Well thank you for

coming and teaching us so much about

Daisy My pleasure Can I pet her sure

Now it's time for our sing along with

Billy Bigle That's me Billy what song

are we singing today i thought Little

Deuce Coupe would be fun We can sing and

dance along with it Ready

ready Kevin roll it Who's directing the

show anyway at the moment Billy Thanks a

lot Roll the clip Rolling

[Music]

I

got

you Well I'm not ready so don't put me

down But I've got the fastest set of

wheels in town When someone comes up to

me you don't even try If they had a set

of wings man I know she

could

do You don't know what I

[Music]

got But you walk up like she standing

still She supported and relieved and

she'll do 140 in the top and floor She's

my little scoop You don't know what I

got You don't know what I got She's got

a

competition on the floor and she like to

roar And if that ain't enough to make

you flip your lip there's one more thing

It's coming off the line When the light

turns green you know she blows out the

water like you never see I get pushed

out of shape and it's hard to steer When

I get in all four gears she's my little

scoop You don't know what I got I'm

scoop You know what I got She's my

little scoop You don't know what I got

Scoop You don't know what I got She's my

little scoop You don't know what I

got You know what I got

That was fun Billy Well I thought your

show needed a little lightening up Hey

watch it Our show is doing just fine But

it's better with me in it Okay Okay We

have enough time for one more song and

I'm going to suggest Let's Twist Again

Great suggestion This video is a roller

coaster extravaganza and I can tell you

right now that I love roller coasters

Can't get enough of them Me too Come on

everybody Clap your hands Ah you're

looking good I'm going to sing a song It

won't take long We're going to do the

twist And it goes like

this Let's twist again like we did last

summer Yeah Let's twist again like we

did last

year Do you remember when things were

really yeah Let's twist again Twisting

time is here

Around and around and up and down we go

again Baby you make me know you love me

so twist again like we did last

summer Come on let's twist again like we

did last year

Look there's ninja

[Music]

It's scary Look there's Z Force I want

to go on that You two

[Music]

Who's that smiling up there is it a bird

no Is it a flame no Is it the twister

Let's twist again like we did last

summer

Come on Let's twist again like we did

last year

Do you remember when things were really

hum come on let's twist again Twisting

time is

here Around and around and up and down

we go

again Baby make me know you love me so

And then come on and twist again like we

did last summer

Let's twist again like we did last

year Come on let's twist again Twisting

time is

here Well that's our show for today

Thank you for watching The Only Show

made by kids for kids and starring kids

Hey don't forget me Billy Biggle See you

See you

Very good show children I am very

pleased And those videos were excellent

And everything seemed to run so smoothly

Smoothly

When they're

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going to move to the beat Give us kids

songs We've got the sound We're going to

be coming to your city and town We want

our kids

songs We want our kids

songs We want our kids

Take it We want to

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