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02x14 - We Love Monkeys

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kidsongs". Aired: April 1986 – September 18, 1998.*
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Home video series was launched with four Kidsongs "Music Video Stories" being announced at New York's Toy Fair in February 1986. "A Day at Old MacDonald's Farm" was one of those first four and has sold over 4 million copies and won the Vira Award.

02x14 - We Love Monkeys

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we want our kids We want our

kids We want our kids Take it We want them

[Music]

And Mark Harden will be bringing in his capuchin monkey And we made this really neat video One of our best ever Wait

till you see it It's called Five Little Monkeys and we actually got them to jump on the bed Not only does it make you

laugh but it's also a fun way to teach accounting Well I can't wait to see it But first I have an assignment for you

Every year the station picks a project in our community that we help with And this year we've chosen a homeless

shelter downtown There are a lot of children there who need our help And your assignment is to help us raise

money for the shelter But we're just kids What can we do you can do a lot and I'm sure you will Now let's sing those

jumping monkeys

[Music]

And Mrs Wilson was very firm that we need to find a way to help out the shelter But what can we do we're just

kids That's exactly what I said There's got to be something we can do But what

we're on the air in five four three two Roll the opening title in three two one

and take [Music]

it and the host Good morning and welcome to the Kids Songs TV show The one and

only show made by kids for kids and starring kids Hi I'm Christian Waventura

and I'm Alexander Palm And I'm Billy Biggel We're your hosts for the day And

what a wonderful day it is We have lots of great music videos for you And our special guest today is a monkey What's a

monkey a cute furry creature I bet he's not as cute as me Of course not Billy

Now let's get started with a very cute song about some very cute barnyard animals like little bunny foo I went to

the animal The birds and the beasts were there The big fellow by the line of the

moon was combing a hair You ought to have seen the monk He jumped on the

elephant's trunk The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees And what became of the monk and what became of the

monk our kids song's animal family is very special to us They're very friendly

and so so sweet So let's be careful in how we handle them Can I pick them up sure you can

[Music]

Scooping up the field and bopping them on the head Down came the fairy and she

said "Little bunny boo I don't like your attitude Scooping up the field and the

head I'll give you three chances and if you don't behave I'll turn you into a goon." Hi that cat looks like the one in

my bedtime story book cat cat where have you been

i've been up to London to look at the king cat cat what did

[Music] you chair

look at that fluffy rooster That's a Chinese silky rooster and his name is

Gus I had a little rooster by the old gate And that little rooster was my

playmate And that little rooster [Music]

said I went to the animal fair The birds and the beasts were there The big bad by

the line of the moon was combing his award hair You ought to have seen the monk He jumped on the elephant's trunk

The elephant seized and fell on his knees And what became of the monk so Chris I thought you would look good in

this for your top 10 segments today I really like it And Janet I think we should put your hair up for question

time Whatever you think Katie You always make me look good Okay that was easy Now

what are you going to do about Mrs Wilson's assignment She was serious This assignment gives us a chance to do

something that really makes a difference But the question is how what are we doing next intro to Splish Splash Oh

good I love this video And Q This next video features some very talented high

divers and some very acrobatic dolphins and a very silly song And when we put

these three things together we got a very amusing result It's called Splish Splash Splash splash I was taking a bath

about a Saturday night just relaxing in the thinking

everything was all right Well to put my feet on the floor I wrapped the towel

around me and I open the door and then I splash I check that in the back Well how

was I to know there was a party going on there was a flashing with a feeling

moving and grooving Rocking and rolling [Music]

Hey I saw the whole dancing on my living room

They all had the dancing

lollipop Was I even there to win i forgot about the bath I went and

put my dancing shoes on Yeah I was rolling with the feeling and grooving

and splashing Hey [Music]

Yes I was fishing and splashing Splishing and splashing I was rolling and strolling Rolling and strolling I

was moving and grooving Moving and grooving He was reeling with a feeling Reeling with a feeling Rolling and

strolling Moving Grooving Spash Just like spash Rolling and slowly Moving

with the grooving spish spash Rolling and slowly Moving with the

grooving spash Well we still haven't come up with any

ideas for Mrs Wilson's project Hi guys Hi Billy We need some help We need to

find a way to get some things for the homeless kids Oh we'll just have to find a way Billy you say that whenever we

have a problem and we always do find a way don't we yeah But first let's cue

the host for the next intro This next video is an English classic It was written about the famous London Bridge

which used to cross the river TS but now it's been moved to Arizona No they couldn't have They did Let's join the

kids songs kids as they sing London Bridge London Bridge is falling down

falling down falling down London Bridge is falling down my fair lady Build it up

with iron bars iron bars iron bars Build it up with iron bars my fair lady

[Music] Irons will bend and break Bend and break

Bend and break Irons will bend and break My fair

lady Build it up with gold and silver Gold and silver silver Build it up with

gold and silver my fair lady London Bridge is falling down falling down

falling down London Bridge is falling down my fair lady

You guys are awfully quiet today What's up we're thinking We still haven't come

up with any ideas on how to raise money or how to get stuff for those homeless kids Hm This seems to have everyone

stumped Maybe Ruby can help Oh Oh yes Please go get Ruby

Hi kids How can I help christian Alexandra intro to Little Deuce Coupe in

5 4 3 2 The Kids Songs kids got their

1950s look together for this next video It's called Little Duce Coupe and our

version is about a showdown at the bumper car arena They're bumping and crashing in this one and having a lot of

fun She's my [Music]

little bragging so don't put me down But I've got the best set of wheels in town

When someone comes up to me you don't even try Cuz if they had a set of wings

man I know she could fly She's my little scoop You know what I got scoop You know

what I got just a little scoop with a hand But she walking like she's standing

still She's boarded and relieved and she's dancing

[Music]

Coming off the line when the light turns green You know she blows around the water like you never see I get pushed

out of shape and it's hard to steer When I get rubber in all four kids she's my

little scoop You know what I scoop you

know what I scoop you don't know what I got Little

scoop You know what I got she's my little scoop You know what I got scoop

You know what I got [Music]

okay we've talked about all the things kids can't do and now let's talk about what we can do Katie I can groom pets

and walk them And I can help younger kids with their schoolwork I can wash cars or give a tennis lesson Now we're

getting somewhere Hi We're making a list of all the different things that we can do for

people You mean we're going to sell our services now that's a great idea I can't give Japanese lessons We could let

someone come visit on the show and we could have a sale of things we don't want or need anymore Well this is great

This is going to work Speaking of work cue the host and Q Boop boop d

what boop Boop Did a dad in one of my tube do you have a cold no There they go

again Who those three little fishies Are you feeling okay i feel great Watch

[Music] Three little

fishies Said the mama fishy if you can And they swam and they swam all over the

dance Boop boop did one Boop boop did one chew Boop

b And they swam and they swam right over the

dam Stop the mama fish You will get lost But the three little fishes didn't want

to be boss The three little fishes went out on a spree and they swam and they

swam right up to the sea Boop boop did one chew Boop boop did one chew Boop

boop did And they lost in the

sea Help cry the fishy Look at the whale And quick they turn on their tails Back

to the ity bitty pool They swam And they swam And they swam back home with a

dance [Music] Doo

doo Doo And right over the

dam Doo and they swam and they swam right over

the dam I'll keep track of all the money that we raise and give everyone receipts and stuff That's a very important job

I'll give five figure skating lessons to either an adult or a kid that will sell

in a minute I'll do magic at a kid's birthday party Ooh this is so great And

cue the host A few weeks ago we made a video that has had all of us laughing ever since It tells the story of five

naughty monkeys and what happened when they jump on their mommy's bed You can probably guess if they get in trouble

but you'll probably be surprised by how much fun they had doing it Kevin please roll Five Little Monkeys Five little

monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the

doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the

[Music] bed." Four little monkeys jumping on the

bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor

said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama

called the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed

[Music] Two

monkeys One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor

said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed." [Music]

One little monkey jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his

head Put those monkeys right Is that question time graphic sure is Roll it

Three two one and take [Music]

it Today on Question Time we have Mark Harden and Shaina his capuchin monkey

who survived her bed dumping adventure and is now feeling fine So please welcome Mark Shaina and Janet Bates

Thank you Christian Thank you Alexandra Good morning Mark Who's your little friend this is Shaina Hello Shaya What

kind of monkey is Shane shane is a capuchin monkey Where do they live they come from South America the jungles Do

they jump naturally yeah they're great jumpers They live up in the trees and they play around in the trees and jump

That's their whole life Are they very much like humans well no We're related in that we're all

primates All the way from monkeys apes to people are all primates but other than that there's not a lot They're more

closely related to a bird actually They behave like a bird Oh but their hands and feet look a lot like human hands and

feet Well they are Their hands and feet are a lot like human hands You can see she has a thumb on her foot Give me a

hand Give me your foot She has a thumb on her foot and they can hold things It's called an opposable thumb It

reaches over and that's how they grab things They also have a thumb on their hand which is opposable

Is she easy to train they're not really easy to train They're they're kind of difficult because one they're real flighty They like to take off to the

tops of the trees and then you have to worry about getting them back They also have a very short attention span They don't they can't concentrate for very

long So you can only do a lot of little tiny sessions a day to get them to learn What other tricks can she do i'll see if

she can do them Remember a couple of her tricks All right Shaya Down Good girl

Good All right stand up Good girl Stand up Stay Good Bow Stand Good girl Cover

That's it Sit Put your feet down Feet Feet down Give me your tail

Tail Good girl Shaya All right Shaya H There you go Wow Just a little bit Is

she a good pet no Um actually she's a a working movie animal Um wild animals No

matter how nice she looks with me or how friendly she looks or how human she looks she's still a wild animal And wild

animals don't make good pets Does she do everything you tell her she's a nice monkey Monkeys can be very mean actually

And Shaya is a special monkey and is very very very sweet But um she doesn't do everything I tell her Can I pet her

yeah Let's see All right Go on over there Get up there Good girl She's sweet

Well thank you very much for joining us Mark And thank you Shaya

I can make beautiful gift certificates for the things we're going to sell and I can organize a garage sale at my school

But that's a very big job Don't worry my whole class will help Yes the more

people we get to join us on this project the better it will be Hey guys it's time for Chris's top 10 list in five four

three A few weeks ago Chris Aguilar presented a top 10 list 10 fascinating

facts about fish And a lot of you wrote to us and told us how much you liked it So today his subject is monkeys And here

are the 10 most fascinating facts about them The top 10 most fascinating facts

about monkeys are number 10 the red walkery monkey is a warrior and has a

grouchy expression Number nine the Japanese mayock is called the snow monkey In

winter it plays in the snow and bathes in the hot springs Number eight all monkeys have

fingerprints Number seven the gnown of Africa have

rainbow colors on their faces Number six pigtail mocks pick

coconuts and drop them to the farmers Number five baboons are the

largest of all the monkeys Number four mandrels have brightly colored faces These colored

ridges are actually bone swellings Number three the male probosus monkey

has a large spoon-shaped nose Number two South America's pygmy

marmicet is the smallest monkey in the world And the number one most

fascinating fact about monkeys is when the branches are too far apart for an

infant to climb across by itself the mommy spider monkey makes a bridge out of her own body

And now it's sing along time Today Billy has picked a song that's been popular for a very long time I think most of you

will know it And if you don't you can learn it now on Sing Along with Billy

Yes kids Today's song is Farmer in the Dell Now this is the one where his family just keeps growing The farmer

takes the wife The farmer takes the wife Hi-h* the derry-o The farmer takes the wife The wife takes the child You'll see

Sing along with me The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell Hi-h* the

derry-o The farmer in the dell The farmer takes the wife The farmer takes

the wife Hi-h* the derry-o The farmer takes the wife The wife takes the child

The wife takes the child Hi-h* the derry-o The wife takes the child The

child takes the cow The child takes the cow Hi-h* the derry-o The child takes

the [Music] cow The cow takes the pig The cow takes

the pig Hi-h* the derry-o The cow takes the pig The pig takes the dog The pig

takes the dog Hi-h* the derry-o The pig takes the dog The dog takes the cat The

dog takes the cat Hi-h* the derry-o The dog takes the cat The cat takes the

mouse The cat takes the [Music] mouse The cat takes the

mouse Watch out The mouse takes the cheese The mouse

takes the cheese Hi-h* the derry-o The mouse takes the cheese The cheese stands

alone The cheese stands alone Hi-h* the derry-o The cheese stands alone Hi-h*

the derry-o The cheese stands alone Look at her Hi Time to wrap it up

I'm so excited about our fundraising ideas I can't wait to tell Mrs Wilson Coming to the floor Video is cute Stand

by in three two We have time for one more video today and it's called Bingo

and it stars the kids songs kid favorite dog Mike So sit back and relax and enjoy

Mike as he helps us with our letters and spelling in Bingo Some kids who had a

dog and Bingo was his nameo B I N G O B

I N G O B I N G O and Bingo was his

nameo There were some kids who had a dog and Bingo was his

nameo I N G O I N G O I N G O and Bingo

was his nameo There were some kids who had a dog and

Bingo was his nameo Ng o ng

o ng o and Bingo was his

nameo There were some kids who had a dog and Bingo was his nameo

[Music] G O G O and Bingo was his

nameo There were some kids who had a dog and Bingo was his

nameo [Music] Oh and Bingo was his

nameo There were some kids who had a dog and Bingo was his nameo

[Music]

And bingo was his nameo B I N G O B I N G O B I N G O And

bingo was his nameo Bingo was his nameo Bingo

Let's wrap it up in three two and Well kids that's all we have time for on the

Kids Songs TV show The one and only show made by kids for kids and starring kids

and see you See you See you Bye

Mrs Wilson we have an idea for the station's project that we are so excited about Good Tell me about it We're going

to sell gift certificates for things that we can do to raise money And then we'll all go shopping to buy the things

that the kids at the shelter really need This is a big project We're all going to work on it together and get help from

our families and neighbors and schoolmates Children I am really very

proud of you This is going to be wonderful Oh yeah this is going to cost me money Mr Forbes

I knew they could do it They're such fantastic kids Yeah I guess sometimes it

seems that a job is just too big for a kid to do But instead of giving up I

guess you just have to think a little harder to find a way And get your friends to help you A big job is easier

and a lot more fun when you have help Like you and me Ruby you are the best

big sister a little boy big [Music]

songs Got ourselves a new friend who help us when we need it He's our magic

powers Can't make him enough His name is Billy Bigle We'll keep him a secret

Coming to the rescue when they're going get songs tapping our feet Soon

everybody's going to move to the beat Give us kids songs

We got the sound We're going to be coming to your city and town We want our

kids songs We want our kids

songs We want our kids Take it We want them

[Music]

We're on our way We're on our way Our way to the petting zoo At the petting

zoo There is a little black bear At the petting zoo there is a little black bear

The bear He likes to drink Drink drink The bear He like to drink drink

drink We're on our way We're on our way On our way to the petting zoo We're on

our way We're on our way Our way to the petting zoo Yeeha at the petting zoo

There is a little lion cub At the petting zoo there is a little lion cub

The lion she likes to play play A lion She likes to play fight

play We're on our way We're on our way Our way to petting zoo We're on our way

We're on our way Our way to the petting zoo At the petting zoo There is a little

monkey at the petting zoo There is a little monkey The monkey likes to swing

swing swing The monkey like to swing swing

swing We're on our way We're on our way On our way to the petting zoo We're on

our way We're on our way Our way to the petting zoo At the petting zoo There is

a little bunny rabbit At the petting zoo There is a little bunny rabbit The bunny

likes to hop hop hop The bunny likes to hop hop

hop We're on our way We're on our way to the petting zoo We're on our way We're

on our way Our way to the petting zoo Yes we have no

bananas We have no bananas Today we string beans and onions

cabbages and scallions and all kinds of fruit and steak We have an old fashioned

tomato A long island potato But yes we have no

bananas We have no bananas today

[Music] Yes we have no

bananas We have no bananas today We string beans and onions

cabbages and scallions and all kinds of fruit and s We have an

oldfashioned tomato along a potato

Yes we have no bananas We have no bananas

today Yes we have no bananas We have no bananas

today We beans and onions cabbages and scallions and all kinds of fruits

and we have an oldfashioned tomato

I love I love potato But yes we have no bananas No

bananas We have no bananas today We have no bananas

today We have no bananas today

[Music]