01x11 - Cliffhanger

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don't even breathe so we're gonna die a

man torn from his family m*rder*d in his prime

only to return to Earth resurrected we'd like you to become an operative in the court fight evil same soul as an agent

of the almighty cord Chandler meet your new heart with no magic no special house

forbidden from intimate contact unrecognizable to go from there pass ID

channel smite and humic needle now fight to save law so against the minions of

darkness deals with the devil effect is our job stopping is he always like this

it is a battle of good vs beat g vs e that's what it is

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mate

go Mantha no I don't touch it what what don't like it I

didn't say that looking at a funny look I am not the one that has to we're home and why is this on before board hey give

us a little countryman I mean far be it for me you want to wear a vest like that you go ahead I'll mocking what's on it

now they got regular gasoline truck no I didn't buy anything in there oh no whoa

anyway we will move around low hi we're here ok I'm writing too late to me I'm right

here look I got my keys in my hand I'm getting in the car come on Henry it's 35 bucks let's get out of here yeah but you

gotta pay in 10 days or it doubles yeah well you know k*ll 10 days are hey look I'm not the one who parked illegally

don't be bitter just cuz you a meet him mate i'm not i am proud to be a meter maid I mean president will be I look at myself in the mirror but yeah well that

doesn't really surprise me looking at your vest there oh whoa oh ok only think you Jerry Lewis huh

yeah well that's what I think you'll ticket all right mmhmm yeah down your little by key bank

Henry get the car can't believe that man now why you let me park like this

oh man is that moving

lost in the afternoon it's allows the airport novel Oh tissue I need some more

tissue please uh I refuse to be a facilitator I had that attitude also until I read it nice vest by the way H

oh thank you look cuz because the bestseller don't mean it is good all right want to read a real writer get a

load of this Chandler it's the first page of a new novel by a guy named see Arthur trouste

oh that's like though I know Henry I know

son like everything I will believe it was just bit smashed to atoms yes

exactly personally I don't get it this guy's this guy's a genius well we got some pictures of them here where's the

screen for the projector I left it at the Ravenswood well then assume the position

krause is a man normally known as woman transsexual know Chandler uses the

pseudonym Cynthia Wyatt the same writer who wrote this lust in the afternoon piece of dung ya know we suspect that

Cynthia / Arthur made himself / herself a Faustian deal what does it make any

sense this book's but on the bestseller list for months why would trials go Faustian now well we don't think he did

it for the money the critics really lambasted lusts so we think he made a deal to get the one thing he couldn't

get from the book respect okay so we go see this Arthur trouste

destroy his little masterpiece and then we get him to renounce okay then we get him to autograph my copy of lust in the

afternoon Royals Barack chair we have to read that page man it's like look alive again

don't kid yourself what crazy like you silver and me feel sleepy [ __ ] say

that because I didn't jive with some new-age gobble no it was a new age man it was

I can't even find the words to squat many words just don't just don't go out Warhol on me okay sometimes I sukan is

just a soup can what was the last book you read

you can't remember him yeah I can't I saw the film adaptation to little women

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who are you you must be see Arthur trouste Troost no seriously who are you

Oh hold up here is all are now call you Marc and

hot not until we've been properly introduced we're just a couple of guys yeah couple guys who care about you so

was this well if you must know it's a novel about the human condition in which

I temp to reach down the throat of depravity and pull out it's still beating heart for all the world to see

Steve Steve so are you doing it on this this whole thing here this old thing

just happens to be the same typewriter at jacobus Blitzer wrote all the Queen's

men on whose jacobus blitzer least you call this blitzing jacobus Bliss's I went to public school he won a Pulitzer

Prize for his one and only novel the greatest novel of the century madam

water amoeba

now you want to do the same huh well it'll help from Satan of course I don't know what you're talking about who are

you kidding pally you're not a real novelist you're a pulp right in hack whose work I happen to love please don't

hurt me I mean you answer a few questions I'll take that into consideration sure anything sh**t

did you make a Faustian deal now what did you sell your soul knowingly or

otherwise to write something far beyond your mortal ability look that is my

novel those are my words okay I tried your turn

did you did you not make a deal oh no man you take a can of whoop a*s off

the shelf did you make a deal yes sir okay Sam they're taking my

client how can I describe him yeah well one is african-american about 6 to

larger afro wearing a ridiculous red player vest what ridiculous yeah there's a why unshaven possibly alcoholic

possibly yes sir I'll try and hold them till you arrive thank you well cops are

on their way so if you like to take a seat oh that's all right just finishing

up to thank you oh no we haven't had chance to busy Oh we'll come back when we have some

more time but you know I'm uh sorry I didn't get your name that's a mime I'm okay Jay Ronnie Mariner Serani did you

broke her Arthur's deal i'll pry corolla he steals I mean his deal deal look I said his Faustian deal mare oh you were

they talking about that sound he tells negative on the more like

it's the only surefire way to spot amor live cuz they show up in the mirror horns and all so when in doubt whip it

out you sure yeah week one

we'll keep in touch for you you truth you ain't clean better

think about it quit writing that novel I

cannot believe that that guy isn't a Morlock he had every sign yeah well there's just a guy what you gonna do I

losing my touch no no anybody could make that mistake Oh deal

put a boot on my ride man you didn't pay you tickets guess you feel like a heel

now don't ya would you shut up all right who are those two guys I

look cute some kind of trouble mate I'm not in any kind of trouble just drop it you know ever since you got onto this

literature jag listen Ronnie I'm trying to do something that is worthwhile why

lost in the afternoon has been on the bestseller list for months you don't understand me oh

I'll forgive me for making you the fifth or sixth the most important writer with

the 33 245 female single demographic you're making it worse I just want to be

remembered forever is that so wrong God

oh boy whoa you hear that what Batman bad what

that made you know you're not oh you mean the police sirens yeah maybe probably we're here boy the LAPD

response time has really improved gonna have to split medical trace my place

[Music] hello gentle coming

move your a*s [Music] stop bollocks what I'll bet it's nice

[Music] no dude don't do it try

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don't do it

welcome to the brink of disaster [Music]

[Music] what wooden wedged under this thing

alright Janet Janet are doffing you get off

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hey what are you gonna get out what are you doing whoa whoa jeez

getting area make you can't leave me Raquel

do limit did you physically can't leave me jamali wouldn't

I still don't understand what the big deal about this guy truce novelist we only read one lousy page my page was

plenty okay I don't get if I have to explain it to y'all i understand it anyway you're saying I'm stupid under

straight home you implied it oh thanks to

auger press yeah see Arthur truth for Wallace auger please

auger uh yes sir Heather there's a matter of some urgency have you finished

the book uh sir yeah yeah yeah any day now yes you've been saying that for weeks truce perhaps I should have a

look-see no dammit known nobody reads it until it's finished are you yelling

sorry mr. Oakhurst I'm under a lot of pressure lately yes what you're going to be under a lot more pressure if you

don't finish that book toot sweet well these two guys they they came around today they're asking all kinds of

questions kind of questions were they asking questions about our

deal Arthur you have to learn to tune out these distractions if you're ever

going to finish you're about to become the greatest author of the 20th century I don't know how I know it's just that

they never dare tell me if Arthur try to relax this kind of anxiety is quite

common when you're on the threshold of immortality but make no mistake I will not tolerate your failure to finish the

boy now I know how that it's just I wanted to be good I'm sorry buddy that's quite all right

goodbye

two men have been asking just about his deal they and anyone they contact or a

threat to auger press fine and

you know I think we actually did good but you know we soften truce up a little bit you think the guys in insecure

egomaniac well we got him to admit he made a false Intel yeah we got no idea who offered to oh no take a look at this

while this all go I'll go press took that from truces place gosh and honest-to-goodness lead

and here we will follow it up

rare rare Clemens what's that what's up don't come up in here all smiling like a

good friends or something oh maybe you know it was a busy man you're not eating

no rabbit I used to you know sometimes how's the bug bears terrible nobody

reads imagine does not want of you to help me with something ever hear of a guy named

Wallace auger sure he's president of the auger press that makes this he's a huge

publisher tons of titles here this has all the titles by publisher you

can see for yourself

so are you uh bookworm like Henry oh yeah hmm how do

you like Oliver me I like Joyce hi cat named Joyce

I'm Chandler Chandler Smythe Rebecca

Clemens dude how could Henry not hit this as he lost his mind Oh his eyes his

chipmunk cheeks the brick has factories an all-time high mmm the eleven o'clock

shadow his total disregard for fashion could this be Jake a lot of us there

what do you think I'm doing Olga press publish lost in the afternoon

that's fascinating which makes auger i prime suspect

that's right we gotta go come back soon

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go away greetings troost

good a lovely place you got here what are you doing here oh I just popped by

give you a little moral support how's it coming

having a little trouble with our ending are we yeah well I'm working on it and I just realized that the lint filter in my

air-conditioned I need to be replaced and changing we're not procrastinating are we choose we have a publishing deadline to meet you said you'd be

finished you gave me your word sir a novel is not a pop-tart these things can

take decades to finish besides my typewriters broken Oh may I ah

the ribbon runs through it and the ribbon is try yeah your delay

wouldn't have anything to do with those two who dropped by earlier would it of course the corner

not having second thoughts are we know I I just uh

yes let me explain to you about those two Arthur they stand in the way of art

in the way of culture they stand between you and your own literary destiny it's

just that eternal damnation sounds rather permanent

having your book taught to college freshmen who only have understanding that's permanence Arthur that's what

matters yeah yeah but the idea of eternal sl*very in hell just sounds so

uninviting Arthur what do you think you are now what do you think every writer

is sl*ve yes of course a sl*ve a sl*ve to

the suits a sl*ve to deadlines slaved your own fevered

do not suffer now Arthur constantly I do all artists do precisely

but if you're going to suffer boy don't you think you deserve to be remembered for

nothing but this work you will be remembered until the end of time

you will join the rights of balzac dickens dusty esky Bruce Troost

that's it boy hideaway

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hello [Music]

is anybody there she's you scared me half to death I'm

sorry I forgot my keys no you didn't you left him here on purpose no why would I

do that well how's were you get my number if you excuse me for a second I'm gonna

go get a pen [Applause]

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good the brickhouse struggling so long

colombian love a bounce off take that long door number Rebecca

i'm not sure i'm so used to being around women were several forward

hang in there jamming covered milk

chairman

hard [Music] yellow chair what you still doing in

there man for my footage stuck you dumbass hey don't yell at me how was I supposed to know granite sorry I'm sorry

you know look man I'll know what else I can do man look I'm throwing it but I'm gonna eat I'm totally empty I told you to get gas before Henry I told you I

know I know I'm sorry okay all right all right all right I know if it wasn't for

you to be pleasing our courses together right now can you two kiss and make up some other time we need to find a

solution here why don't you throw yourself out of the van and on a lighten it up that's it that's it lighten the

load man brought anything you care man then maybe I've gotta put a bad back over here thick d*ck jinkies Henry yeah

all right Crocky start throwing excess baggage out of the band pronto let's

move it out of the window cruel down come on more barking man

come on [Music] no just look at all

more oh go on 13 make solar eight wow talk about

your clothes

your mother pick those up for you don't let the peace mi underway not now what are you still got the g*n for God's it

forget it jack Oh back in I came for a much more man running out of gas come on

he's gonna run out of gas throw the g*n out oh I gotcha

come on miss the mall Marco it's all there is dealing hear it anymore

he's b*stard that book looks like Chandler needs to lighten up

das the book know then things got away forty pound for God's sake get rid of it

Hey look we're gonna die if you don't throw that thing out of the car it's so

big Oh Jim hurry up chairman I'm gonna longass

man six years I stood by that ungrateful Hunter go every fizzy of a crackdown and

now when he writes this this novel of divine inspiration he wants to fire me when I you kinga will happen out back

son of a [ __ ] give me that thing I want my ten percent

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speak to me speak to me I know this sounds like it's from a

krabby romance novel I think you saved my life it wasn't

anything really special no no no what you did was especially you should some

real courage back there Bassil hijack the garbage truck and

drove off I couldn't stop him I know this isn't the best time do you think I could see that your phone

number was out all the butler no it's obvious to me roof this clearly admires

my strong moral 42 I'm not talking about her I met that weird guy with the pickaxe an emotionally charged situation

was quick to and it's such heightened circumstances sometimes permanent bonds can form there's no sex in the course my

height otherwise all right I was talking about sex I just wouldn't mind someone to discuss literature oh you shut up

discuss literature with

some guy do some television awesome it's like with 92 what she'll publicize us

you won't go

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right Wow who says TV is an educational all

right we're cool it's ball we hang on hang on a second well much once he offers up to I mean no way over here Oh Ronnie friends what made ya moul did you

just try to understand I've made other arrangement arrangements what are you

talking about it's it's just that I don't need an agent anymore after all we

been through is a lousy ten percent I mean you have this naive obsession with art my

decision is final you know what you can do trust you can

burn a nail and you're right just his room

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nice work almost getting the city's k*ll wasn't a total loss at least they got her digits Chandler would you get some

therapy the core is not a tool for picking up chicks come on she was hitting on me whatever he has the trash

single knows bad looks like he wants to be famous more than once an afterlife yeah who do you think he made a deal

with it looks like our prime Moloch suspects this guy named Wallace auger become publisher oh yeah arbor press

published a lot of the heavyweights Fitzgerald Faulkner Blitzer not Jacob uh

splits yeah yeah that's him but he will all the Queen's minutes one of my favorite novels yeah well aren't you the intellectual not really since Blitzer

cut a foul seeing deal to write book no absolutely went Faustian were announced

in 1950 been in a Faustian protection program up in Bakersfield working in a taco stand how far the mighty have

fallen huh I got us a dog well this truce kid idolizes Blitzer in his book

right so why don't we just get Blitzer to tell about some of his experiences and the kettle soften up come on that's

a good idea what do you think okay just make sure you get to try us before he finishes the book

truce don't let alter publish it'll seal the deal

I'm telling you mr. Blitzer this kid trues he worships you he knows Queens

men by heart don't be anxious boy

your man's ba*ls but you could save a soul here mr. Blitzer I mean why did you

become a writer in the first place huh to change people's lives right I mean to give him hope to make him feel like they

weren't alone and look what it got me an interminable stay in the valley

unending but Troost would renounce if you told him to why would I tell him to

renounce look at this domicile apartment I know it domicile means in a

rat-infested seventy dollar a week at least you're not going to hell spare me

the Jimmy Stewart speech I'm not going anywhere I may not be a smart aleck like you two bozos but I'm not gonna spare

you the Jimmy Stewart speech okay I'm gonna give you the Jimmy Stewart speech whether you like it or not treat you you

can sit out here in the middle of nowhere and you can pull that JD Salinger recluse crap but you want to

know something nobody gives a damn and furthermore you Selinger types you're

all a bunch of your guys who got to lucky out of the gates and you're not tough enough to keep trying so you can

sit on your a*s and you can rot out here if you want up for me me and Haggard

we're gonna go and we're gonna save some money that was the Jimmy Stewart speech

[Music] you hear that couple angels just got our asses kicked

cuz you you SAT there and you did nothing I'll go on one condition what I

get shotgun

ogre Sir Arthur I'm done excellent stay right where you are i'm

sitting over my most reliable courier careful it's my only copy gratulations Arthur you just guaranteed your literary

immortality how does it feel you know mr. Blitzer I read all the

Queen's men when I was a sophomore high school who did you say I just want to let you know the following effectively

it changed many lives that's the true insidiousness of it it made thousands of

innocent otherwise perfectly well-adjusted kids want to become writers not me did you read it I read

the cliff notes all right I got the gist of the damn thing I can

[Music] damn I'm out of gas chan

[Music] let me go up

[Music] you know why you guys gonna get hold of

a global yeah can Henry put the brakes on evil

miracle no [Music]

ah jacobus I could have done this without

you [Music]

trying to be neighborly troost Henry

recognize this car oh my god

just call us plus such know I'm alive

just living in literary obscurity came to get my damn typewriter

50 use I wrote all the Queen's name I'm

this very mushy Oh worst mistake I ever made in my life I

was just another literary hacked with delusions of grandeur that is until I

made a deal a Faustian deal don't look so surprised but the cobas

here had the good sense to renounce his body and save his soul no shame in being

a crappy writer with a pure soul kid you can understand III don't take this

decision lightly it's just a little already made my mind up yeah told you set up ok ok I can I can

admit when I was wrong should we move on to plan B your school what plan B well

obviously you have no concern for your own soul so we thought you might show a little compassion for your idols

ok you wouldn't renounce and save yourself well spare jacobus below us off

and see I'll screw you be when you're dead but all right you've had enough time no

no good

so much for writers being the sensitive type huh [Music]

please

don't stab me

oh my god what am I done

forgive me God just my natural talent I deserve to die obscurity

house I'll renounce well yes but but well what we're too late augers

gonna publish my novel however already given the manuscript to the courier what

curry that's it that's it for that cab I just

come up to a red light you ready

okay now is a chance you know what to do I would be there to back you up

gotcha look I forgot to give you the final chapter little de manuscript yeah

you think a place part of chapter see gotta have that

this is prosperous [Music]

a nice flight

to get the manuscript thought you can just fire me they do York rocky yank so gently just came out of nowhere Jenna

all you artists are the same or you think about your breathing sell your menu spec he's my meal ticket

Connie just try to stop it Carly what let's talk

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Archer

no not you again well it's nice nine you might yeah like Nick

page 31 by being front page I look look look hey my parking tickets

I'll even go to traffic school just please please let me general the guy you were looking for yes ma'am he's a good guy don't let the best throw ya

I'll see us [Music]

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[Music] sorry for giving you a hard time about

being a meter maid I'm sorry for being so disagreeable in the car I'm sorry I

fired you after being my agent for so long I'm sorry that your literary ability Mike sorry I almost let you

touch huh I'm sorry I tried to throw you out of the band I'm sorry food to count on you what about you what you sorry

frankly I never met you guys

looks like the story is gonna have a happy ending after all [Music]

it's amazing I gullible these corporate drives can be huh falling for the most rudimentary disguises tell me bug I'll

chalk another one up for Team good game yeah but you know chair it wasn't a perfect victory I wasn't nope worlds the

denied of literary masterpiece I guess we'll have to get by with airport novels just a little bit longer well spot about

me [Music]

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