01x10 - Lady Evil

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give me all your uh Aces go fish look all I'm saying dude is

if we want a ban that dominates we got to have a manager it's just the way it is that Ry Abrams guy makes me feel I

don't know wait did you hear that that's country swine Dave and Jimmy's fan they

opened for us a month ago and now they're on the radio oh so Rody sign of and look what he did for man they're

getting airplanes you want to be a glamrock sellout like Dave and Jimmy look lizard you are my best friend but

we have been cutting Rifts in this garage since we were 15 it's time for some recognition dude just take the

meeting you you were once a

cat it's really terrible right it makes your skin crawl but hey America wants sincerity they want their cater Walling

lesbians yowling about their latest nervous breakdown it's sick but it's a fact her guitar it doesn't even look

electri I feel for you I do feel for you man and It embarrasses me to show you

Geniuses the drek but I want you to think of five words right now byour and the snow dog

the heavy metal Classic on Russia's thirdd album you put me in mind of Rush Jeth R motohead and I'm telling you I

can make America wet for you now I guarantee you that how how is Success

guaranteed let me show you something now listen to me when I found

Keith Vagner he was working as a male stripper that's true and paresi they were pothe headed bike Messengers and

this one frisky Kitty filling up tacos in Corona delmare I had no idea the

proof is in the Platinum sell me your souls and I'll make you rock stars can

we um have a moment you know to discuss

this sure okay sorry okay we'll be

right sorry Mr Rens we'll be right back I don't know man that guy he he gives me

the yps oh yeah we working the late shift if the Okie dog gives me the yps I mean I can't do it anymore dude need I

remind you that we just played two soldout games in Toren just last week like we need help come on look lizard

what I'm just saying I'm thinking Mr Abrams has our best interest at heart

well I don't okay so what it'll be boys you're in you're out I am so out when I go double

plattinum I do it on my own terms Mr Abrams I think what lizard here means to say I know what I mean no way no day no

this is our chance this is exactly everything that we've been working for do you remember when all we wanted to do

was play late period Azie covers that was pure harlo that was real this guy is

why don't you let harlo speak for

himself I want to do it Liz what good we got a deal get in here you can watch haro's Rise to rockar him from a far

lizard we'll call you when the lady evil needs a ro no oh man hey Rody where do I

sign a man torn from his family m*rder*d in

his prime only to return to Earth resurrect we'd like you to become an

operative in the court fight evil save Soul as an agent of the almighty cour

Chandler your new part with no magic no special powers

forbidden from intimate contact unrecognizable to those from their past lives tanler Smite and Henry mcneel now

fight to save lost soul against the minions of Darkness deals with the devil are bad it's our job to stop them is he

always like this it is a battle of good versus E G

versus e that's what it

is

the ascendancy of neom metal act lady evil quite a phenomenon a band virtually

Anonymous just 6 months ago has precipitated in unprecedent amount of heat the music press is touting them as

the new saviors of metal and I would have to agree with these assessments having For the First time seen this band

recently I'd have to say that lead singer harlo has this certain shamanistic quality judge for yourself

here's the only exent recording [ __ ] crap why Thou forsaken me I'm Cory Mich

and you're listening to death before

d

go down now wait now listen cuz this is really quite remarkable okay here comes bending of

the notes now the holding of the

not still holding the resonance is like is like

he's channeling some some underground force Desmond we talked about being concise in the

meanings look what I'm saying is the lady evil positively reeks of Morocan

interference nobody plays like that without help I mean this isn't just some cheap white lion rip this pushes the

envelope with work they might be able to sustain that note for an entire album stuff yeah and

isn't morlocks and metal a bit of a cliche well when you think about it it's really rather ingenious isn't it it's a bit like walking in through the front

door and what makes you such an expert well lest you forget I was lead singer

in a little unit called flesh shepherd shepherd I saw you guys at the trador in

' 84 oh yeah the TR cool look when special agent Dez Rossmore alerts us to

something like this we always pay attention he's got an outstanding track record on this kind of thing just a

simple cross really now look lady evil plays metal lady evil is increasingly

popular lady evil is opening with this band severed goat at the cats meow club tonight at 11 so here's what you do you

go to the gig infiltrate the metal crowd and make contact with the harlo kid and you find out who's really behind all of

this what's the deal you guys got a problem with the assignment I'm just glad that my kids's not into this kind

of crap what do you think man pretty cool huh I SED off some telephone pull on MOS

it's not bad but I think I like the logo on the [ __ ] likes you better dude does it look straight it's a little bit

high on the left ah you're lucky though man my mom never let me hang a l evil

poster in my room yeah I guess that's one of the benefits of having no parents isn't

it oh no man do I look like a metal guy to you hello John Butcher axis Living

Color Jimmy Hendrick there's weirdly a tradition of the token black guy in metal wow I just never understood the

metal scene this all it's like the WW F it's a weird circus for the PRS just Mak

some off-handed comment about Sabbath they'll think you're old school

well watch back coming through uh yeah we should uh

be on the lady evil list name I am such a

CL come on man all right okay forgive him come on uh I'm just chases John Hol

who shred Shredder magaz shred yeah you got yeah and like totally impromptu all

the members of Ka just start jamming at this generator party Ka rules dude you

have no idea how hard they rule Ka there's a band I really thought was going to take off you know kai I'm in

the fan club well know cuz it's funny cuz Kai is like part of this lost era right like the bands on relativity

Cathedral carpm yeah but like Ka was is you know much less speed metal much much heavier

yeah more more more Sabbath you know yes you know they were more Sabbath and I never made that connection wow you dudes

really know your metal yeah that's why I think it would be very difficult for a band of that caliber to break into the

music scene today right which makes the rise of Lady Evil all the more impressive huh hey who are you guys I'm

Jeff this is John we ride for Shredder we want to do a story on you and the band well more profile on you yeah

before you guys really blow up you know seems evitable at this point so you think maybe we could get together next

week is everything doing okay baby oh hey Rony check this out these dudes right for Shredder and they're into

Sabbath hey uh guys this is my manager Rody hey you got good taste Rody good taste man now Shredder is a deadbeat

skate rag isn't it that opines to brain dead adolescence oh we have a dedicated skateboarding audience yeah well

excellent you guarantee me the cover can we get an exclusive you got it all right whatever you want man I'd like to

introduce you to John Hy and Jeff Chase from Shredder

magazine oh oh man the little shade is over do you know

who I am I kept soft metal alive in the80s and with the lady evil I'm going

to resurrect metal for the Millennium I got plans baby plans you can't even

imagine you're a great man I don't know from what vile little 10center you hail from but nobody

poaches a band from Rody Abrams stay away from the lady she's spoken

for somebody's looking like road k*ll on the Highway to Hell I am extraordinarily giddy to

announce a live upcoming performance by the lady evil it's one of those early evening industry showcases at the

martini lounge next Saturday come one come all it is an all ages show no youth

deny I highly recommend you see this band at your earliest opportunity they seem to be one of the last bands left

with an ounce of Integrity in this musically bere techno Wasteland such a

crazy hair you know this isn't as easy as they

make it look on TV huh I'm bushed give it some time harlo your stamina will

increase I don't know Ry I mean it's everything I hope for

really it is I just wish lizard was here you know I mean I miss my musical brother hey

that's it part's over girls let's go let's move it now out I want to talk to Shaman love come on let's

go the bye call me I'll call you yeah come

back all right so pretty you better move on lizard is

yesterday and you are tomorrow yeah but I just how we St we share this moment together you know I feel like I'm losing

my moral compass who needs a moral compass anyway what you got to do is you got to keep your eyes on the prize do

you get it I'm going to give you a little visual right now you are going to make a record it's going to rock it to

the top of the chart and then we're going to move from the small clubs into stadiums then coliseums and we're going

to end up in fade oh oh it I know I know I know I got it we have got to cut a r

chalk full of tasty hits now that's a priority One what you got to do is play every show like it were your last as if

my life depended on it now that's the spirit I like

that I'm not good at lyrics how was lizard's Department oh I the blank page

and it intimidates me don't worry about lyrics baby all the lyrics you need to dominate the charts are in that book

what you sure sure positive now please don't look so glut cheer up I got you a

present oh cool

what trash at what the room pour the red

wine on the carpet and break all the China you chop up this furniture you take that TV and throw it out the window

I want to work on that bad boy profile of VI I want to live theck in Old fantasy I want to live the dream and I

want to see you be a bad boy now you make a hole in that wall see there are people back there huh

yeah go to the Next Room do it no take the bed down oh yeah that no

that's not right you do it again shred it destroy it Rin it

andity

Haro I know you're too huge to care but I am compelled to right anyway even

though you won't call me back I still care about your artistic development

please quit with the cheese metal or you will end up like Winger your friend

Liz come on

in I can't believe righty got lady to cover

the song [ __ ] is about a car the hats no Talent hacks harlo is a

Sagittarius okay look I heard enough it's time for us to take this into our own hands I'm going to see

Desmond yeah the one with a mountain chops oh yeah yeah that's definitely the guy we saw a little thinner maybe it's

just the beginning I'm afraid uh no he was in the country western too his influence is truly astounding yeah the

guys aild definitely that's Rod all right rossore that's you wow Ry Abrams was behind the

shepherd yeah okay he was I'm sorry to say but the guy pulled me out of a 70h hour week gig driving a forlift in the

Midlands you know he gave me my start put Shepherd on the map of course I had to sign a fan

deal I had no idea he was still at large what can you tell us about him Roddy makes

these present day inaros look like quiet boys if he's already gone to this kid

it's probably too late it's just another unwit Soul lost yeah well I say we punch

both at tickets Hollow and Ries the sooner the better what just like that no rehab nothing you saw that harlo guy you

think he's going to renounce well Desmond here then yeah exception approves the rule for me

two roads diverged in a wood and I took the one leading down

after a while I couldn't remember why I wrote in the first

place I know I've made a mistake so rather than face life and hell I found

for and Becka and riged on my f deal and after I riged the Morlock set out to

k*ll me cor took me into their Witness Protection Program here's s silma huh so

this is where I spend the rest of my days in preep

suburb I still write music you know but it's just for myself

really yeah it's one I call More's demon the devil came to my house are you

a man or are you a mouse will you come with me no I said have a cup of tea you you will you join

my team now said have a cup of cream

yeah yeah on so what do you think I'm starting to

get that feeling all right I'll bite what feeling feeling like we're missing something what's the miss this guy Rody

corrupted some poor metal sap from The Valley in the story you saw Desmond's photos I mean that guy Rody's been

around why would he start with harlo got small time so what do you say and underneath all this there's some big

diabolical plot well you seen the Bond movies right it all start so innocently so Rody is using harlo for some

diabolical Morlock plot that'd be my

guess hey remember that little chat we had about climbing to the top of the

charts yeah well don't forget the key Ingredient lyrics Baby

lyrics do

P Rody what does all this mean it means the lady evil is number

one with a b*llet what if I like if I just get up and go all right La let's

party no but Rody this is my show these lyrics are guaranteed to cast a spell

over the audience guaranteed to cast a spell trust

me it's the radier way all right if you say so do you want to sell records or do

you want to end up like that loser lizard sing this incantation and get the

kids to sing along and they'll be ours baby their souls will be ours but how do

I work it in call and response call and response baby oh Ry that is so cheesy oh

God lizard's going to have a coronary you sing this incantation you

little malnourished kuner before I move the due date up on your fyan deal do you

get me I get you good this is tough love time kid you do it and you're

Platinum you know I might keep this jacket

this metal typical collection of low grade Rock loses with nothing better to

do than dress outrageously and hang out sleazy Dives you now I see a bunch of kids like this sometimes I wonder what

is going through their heads testing one two y'all put your hands together for a lady

Evil all right you make sure you get a clean recording of this Jimmy tonight the lady evil

becomes the P Piper for the underworld I want to take you all on a

little tour tonight of old rock history bring back a day to little

custom that we call the call and response goes a little bit like

this the

rob you like this wait a minute oh oh you see

that look at that I think it's the ones that are chanting it is the ones that are

chanting all these kids are turning into morlocks right there and you're

right I've never seen anything like this before they like springing up all over the place this is weird all right Henry

what do we do better get out of here

man lady evil starting to make jsh priest look small time devastatingly

cathartic are the only words I can muster to describe last night's lady evil show at the martini loung

led by the manic energy of bretman harlo the show was truly a transcendental

experience all I can say is don't eat the brown acid I'm Cory mestrich and

you're listening to death before die so basically harlo starts this uh

call and response thing the crowd gets into it then boom we start hallucinating you wouldn't hallucinating Lads certain

call and response breaks are actually satanic incantations if the fans sing along they unwittingly sign their souls

to the devil and instantly become morlocks repeat the lyrics and you'll have one hell of a night but your

soul it's gone so wait a minute Desmond what you're saying here is these teens

repeat this gobbly good then they just skip the fousy and deal all together and become morlocks afraid so if a song like

this hits the radio yeah well you know which is precisely why Rod is so hellbent on having the lady evil record

an album with fast as he can I mean can you imagine a platinum alen with the incantations on it I mean that'll mean

millions of new minions for the devil you think harlo has any idea what's going on no I don't give a damn whether

he has any idea what's going on or not I want him dead dead dead he's a kid he's 32 maybe chronologically but mentally

guys aren't we in the business of saving Souls here just give us one chance with him I don't know the kid's dangerous

Henry's right harlo takes a dirt map one chance to convert the kid we can't even find them

only time we get near him is out a lady evil show if I may there is a certain place a young rocker goes early in his

career it's a place you're likely to find young Hara we fine great where is it I will go alone the woman I'm

thinking of is a legend she's pissed the best of them we call her the gei queen what in

the hell is a geei

queen

rore you're genius okay let me just hikey hikey Downy

dowy oh my you'll do very well in the business

let me get a Polaroid it's for my private collection

so heard about your little show the other night oh you did oh

yes ryy keeps me up on things huh cuz I I I really feel like like it was like a

breakthrough show for me I used to feel like a lot of guilt about lizard it's my old partner leaving him behind but I

just really feel like I'm coming to terms with my new rock God status you know what it's okay okay to be a rock

star you know Janet yes I do my little boofed kitten it is okay to be a rock

star now you just sit tight while I go get my

toys you're going to love this I'm so ready I'm so

ready yes all right uh look um who's that look we uh we know that you you uh

cut a deal so that your band could oh my God can't talk to you like this hey

don't I know you harlo listen I am not a rock journalist I have been s here to

help you how do I put this oh Rody told me there might be someone else so you're

like his um competition think of me as the guy from the uh good label the happy label so um what you're like a a god

Squad water you want me to play Christian rock no you just have to quit

you have to give up the lady evil and you have to renounce the deal this sounds ridiculous otherwise you are

going to become the unwitting accomplice to millions of satanic conversions

millions of young impressionable Souls lost forever

destroyed all right um just help me get out of these would you plus we can help

you avoid Eternal damnation

all dude you're just another authority figure trying to keep the kids from the parte huh kiss off striper

sucks Aro hey are you my

3:00 Elizabeth can I stay with Dallas tonight oh please please please pretty

please I said no Ben heartless I'm feeling you know you're driving me to

delinquency I know lady Evil's playing at the LR tonight

Ben so how'd it go Chandler don't ask I told you kids have lost calls you did

your best Chandler now we do it the heavy way there's no other way to go it's time to push and push hard you had

your chance to talk young harlo off the ledge now we all of us at the mercy of the American entertainment machine go

out there and stop the devil Rock terminate harlo terminate with extreme prejudice rookie mistake happens to the

best of us you want me to whack the kid I'll whack the

kid he doesn't want to talk to me fine cuz I don't need him no no I I don't I

don't need him to condescend to me cuz

cuz it is going great Hardo yeah I I bet you to know this I got a new power Trio

going yeah uh-huh and it's cool and it's rocking and it's me and not you because

I don't need you no I don't never did never did I don't

care hey dude give me a 20 the visual lights are out the yellow flies

of dusk all right dude here I come all right all right watch for me by the gate okay dude I'm going to fly over the

Ker's Nest request final check over I'll clear

dude shut shut up come on dude let's go shut can you

see her she's out of here let's go dude can you believe this our first

over 18 shot I know they only 14 it's great great yo you know what we got to do to make this totally epic stage dive

stage dive baby totally

epic how's it going k*ller ready to rock there's a heavy industry crowd out there

tonight this is the gig that starts the bidding w*r that's promise in a month we'll be in the recording studio making

a record that brainwashes I mean inspires an entire generation you're

living the dream how does it feel it feels

right okay just breathe man be a man do this okay I'm going to excuse me excuse

me hit this sucker now take them out extreme PR all

right put that in there make sure you don't get to know satanic incantation tonight

you are way too skinny to be a Ry man who's talking this is muscle you see that

muscle look alive Jimmy we had a scare in the piercing salon now somebody looks

at you funny you let me know screw-ups will not be tolerated not a problem

boss my bad

oh man look at you what happened to you bro you look

like a*s well look at you you are everything that we said we would never

be our garage in Palmdale it wasn't much but it was pure harlo it's pure as as as

as the Desert Air curious as playing a solo after you sucked down five

canisters of nitrous but I guess you wouldn't remember that now would you um

no not really then is true harlo is dead

at least the harlo I knew sorry sir this one got away please don't out of just

get the pathetic posure away from me wait I just have one thing to say to you you are going off the ra like like like

a czy

TR

and now straight from Palmdale California the lady

e doing this under protest oh man don't you ever a let

up

all right sent all right we're going to wait for the flash poxs all right it'll cover the sound of the r*fle can use our

friend something wrong I just feel like we could have saved this kid we did our

best CH sometimes things just go this way you

know what you waiting on pull the trigger man pull the trigger take the shot CH what you waiting

for Ben don't sh**t go let run you

R and I just get one I want you to see it out loud with me see it out loud with

me all right we're going to do a little calm and response Hills bells are going

to be ringing when Hollow starts to sing it all right La we're going to do a

little call SP goes there something like this Mo I'm

going to hear you he you in my late period a cover sell

out like dve everything that we said we would never is

dead I renounce Satan in all his evil ways I no longer sing for this

band sellout

now we'll never get a contract record an album of satanic incantations and convert America's youth I got this

bootleg recording I made the last week's show man you can't mean that the one and only copy of haro's incantation

Masterpiece give me that the master plan is bent it's not broken looks pretty broken to me man can't you see this can

be broadcast don't you feel good put our trust in harlo he came through for us

that was lucky man who would have thought he was going last time a rock renounced H Fai in human nature oh man

you you know I can't I can't deal with your negativity anymore I'm going to what what what's

on is that that D before going crap tonight's event Mark another nail in the

coffin of Rock with a band as good as the lady ethil throws in the towel then the death

of guitar driven Rock cannot be far behind whatever luckily the lady's

manager arrived ABS is delivering a tape from last week's showcase which will'll be playing at midnight oh man that's

that song man with that satanic incantation man Dia if that gets played on the radio and everybody sings along

man they're all going to turn into Mor loocks uhoh man I can't believe the lady is

gone it's tragic the lady evil they're the best new band in eons man don't

sweat it I've got tons more in garages all over the valley in the meantime

there's the tape now Cory I want heavy rotation once haro's got an underground

radio hit maybe we can get him back I'll play at the top of the hour it's only fitting is he C to the perfect

spot watch out Mo out to wait all right go left up

here it's almost midnight the witching

hour ej*cul*te to

story who are they he play for the bridge it doesn't matter who they are get away from him sit down and play the

T all right okay okay watch out watch out stand back stand back

goow gig is up

Rody you two go keep an eye on Cory you make sure he finishes playing the lady's bootleg I want to be alone with these

two right now now gentlemen I guess it's safe to assume that you two are core

agents and you give me one reason one reason to save your miserable sub pop

lies uh if you k*ll us we become more powerful than you can ever imagine I'll take my chances it's a final performance

Roddy you're too late Rossmore you hear that that's the sound of millions of new

minions of the devil and there isn't anything you can do about no I won't let you poison the minds of America's youth

anymore metal died years ago so should

I

you all right yeah you shot no

oh man you got him and another one bites the dust oh well we heard from the guys

upstairs apparently Ros Moore arrived intact although his hair was slightly torched long as a for music up there why

you're not a fan the devil came into my house he said are you a man or you a

mouse what some you my fine rocker we got you a condo in Palmdale a solid and

I hear they got a room in the back B down I find myself singing this next

song and shower here's Lily with Fallen

Angel de I say as I Fly

Away de I say as I fly

away No More Hell on Earth like three weeks in

Perth the call has saved my soul from 90s rock and

roll on Earth I was unhappy and I binged in heaven I am rocking but I'm

singed thanks to Henry Charle and Decker I'm I'm no longer a hotel room recer

looking forward to a session today with Lon Sinatra My

Way I love my new home and so would Val Kilmer cuz even he would live in

silmer now it's time to end my diddy cuz it sounding

really oh right I can't say that up here

bed fly de I say as I Fly

Away de I say as I fly

away I say as I fly away the L I say

I fly

away