01x06 - Evilator

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ready for light up you [ __ ] I would say for as a hostage you can be

one again fine open the door hit the button don't make me answer that okay

what do you mean is not moving every elevator dr. Townsend sir

what should we do

are you sure you want to release an elevator three are you sure you wanna

drop elevator three

was that me what's the frozen the elevator or worse oh you know what could be worse they

could drop us that will be worse

a man tone for his family m*rder*d in

his prime only to return to earth resurrected we'd like you to become an

operative in the core fight even save soul as an agent of the almighty Code

Chandler in your new part with no magic no special powers forbid me from

intimate contact unrecognizable to those from their past iron channels Mike and

Hillary McNeal now fight to save lost soul against the millions of darkness deals with the devil bad cuz I'll job to

stop it is he always like this

any ideas that's a crisis you know just focus

here

you know these year report things I was bested cracked up to be triplicates a [ __ ] but what up how you

doing man great almost finished thank you to work oh hey

sorry I got a deadline lucky for you hey if you had any idea how hellish this was

you wouldn't be saying that anything I got starts telling what semi-wet a little a little creative responsibility

I worked in the Maryland for two years I've been doing this for three there's labor you know none of your dead father

wants to see you two powered up oh we got your and reports to do come on you

heard Roscoe you guys are serious Bob Saget time we got us a situation

here slide so sit down and try and stay awake and I want you two to be polite back with us today the beautiful

Esmeralda Garcia whose extended her stay from Spain to learn our ways now take a good look gentlemen this is the crown

jewel of the Hollywood Corps perhaps the finest agent I've ever had pleasure would present company included of course

of course or who is she Leona Leona Santiago Morell no you wouldn't

have she's a deep-cover specialist kind of our own little deep throat he'll have the brats don't even know who she is

she's the pro's Pro takes on the nastiest assignments get them done with

authority okay Riley I don't know why you're telling us well as you may be dimly aware a lot of the major

pharmaceutical companies are more like strongholds they're making a k*lling off the pain and suffering of the sick and

needy well the word good about six months ago we got a tip that one of these outfits but GOG Incorporated

pictured was on the verge of a major chemical breakthrough I think the sound that and this breakthrough was in the

form of a Morlock chemical weapon I don't like the sound of that what kind of chemical book well behold

what you're looking at here is some stolen footage that lianna successfully pilfered from the vault over Magog you

can see here these are d guys in this footage are working on some kind of chemical compound some pill that might

mask a Morlocks appearance a Morlock is a nasty sight when you see him in a mirror

horns bad teeth acne it ain't a pretty sight can only imagine the implications

so the pill like that anyone anything could be a Morlock and we'd have no way of telling it it'd be curtains for the

core as far as we know now the trials are still in their infancy but guys we got to nip this thing in the bud

the brass initiated operation mood swings could stop production of said cloaking pill and to find out who's

behind the magog corporation the whole thing's top-secret and utterly confidential we had to send our best

agent in on the job to find out who's at the bottom of the whole thing well did she find out who's behind the Magog

corporation no no that was one of leiana's prime directives she'd successfully infiltrated Magog and was

close to discovering who the head honcho was when we got this on her secret be perfect so then what we haven't yet you

see the Magog facility is a bit of an x-factor we suspect that beneath the veneer of placid office complex lies a high-tech

security net probably impregnable sounds like a suicide mission well yeah you

could say that well then why are we here send in the cannon fodder you know some guys you can afford to lose oh no oh no

wait I got tenure Henry we already cleared it with this we do a good job don't we we got a track record I'll

stand by yeah wait Bob oh come on guys why us you're the best you mean the best is expendable okay so

to review once inside the elevator you guys have reached the 74th floor avoid the laser motion detectors proceed to

the air-conditioning vent in the main hallway which - these five-year-old blueprints should

lead us to the cell we believe Leona to be helped precise once you will follow the ducts to the cell in which we do believe ly

owner to be held it is my job to create the diversion at exactly or $900 that will give the boys enough time to free

Leona did you specify the diversion I haven't thought of it yet

okay after we got the owner well you're just gonna have to fight your way out of there with help with these

standard-issue Glocks except the b*ll*ts in each clip have been soaked in the blood of the innocent if you hit a

Morlock you k*ll it more long and far out any questions yeah how do we take

out the security guard become invisible and weightless I got that all figured

out we're dead

relax all right I'm still just annoyed that Becker said that we were expendable you should hear what he says about you

when you're not around one day he is gonna push me just a little talks behind my back

can we focus on what we're doing right wait a minute what does he say look with

telephone guys Chandler Barry Davis requires total focus I'm hungry after

all this cook your goal by year see over here

good luck kiddo don't get close I'm gonna quit [ __ ] us in the mirror I'll be right behind you

water some are on a palpable field I didn't get a call about any horses good

hostess uh-huh now I got a memo right here it says invent none of the

following as they might be imposters phone company employees eaters a/c technicians plumbers anyone wearing the

Dickies fine by me got a lot better things to do than spend all day we found a life plan of a multinational

corporation no kidding let's get up here wait hang on hang on give me a second I'll make a

call verify things make it quick but we're on the clock I'll buzz you in here better safe than

sorry hello the thing something weird yeah hold on no thanks which side is

that yeah get open though here okay still there man oh yeah all right there

welcome to my god all right as you sweet thing instead I here hold on the fort we should be on

position about 20 minutes hit the along and have the van ready when we're coming down copy that 20 minutes I understand

that we don't have seniority that's a bad respect for the work that we do let

it go over with our smoothed out about honors the kid goes for this suicide

mission you know if anything happens

and we'll be alright

looks like the boys should have taken the stairs

I was sure

go nap kid almost okay this is a dungeon

see you're making big bucks of human

misery selling antidepressant drugs

michael pharmaceutical security desk please hold please hold my god pharmacy

michael pharmaceuticals security basically school hey thanks for covering for me man okay so I get a too fired up

in the morning

he he got very sick hangover you know so he threw up all night he puked and

purity what do you mean her pet sick too much fee yes that last night too much yes I see yes the last night herb cuz he

and I played baseball out in Valley last night you sure about that you're gonna get this far just gonna let away oh it's

on hold no bro she didn't anyone tell me what sometimes

he thinks alone herb because he's one of the finest Mormons I've ever known is he

yeah yes he's got out seven years of food in the basement he's Orthodox he doesn't drink sugar hey Tim it's Oliver downstairs

listen do we have any get a load of this

Trek dude Felicity is actually scratcher

intensify your aloof me man

mother's watcher

why do you recognize the benefit yeah seen as far as math very bad dude goes

by the name of doctor claims oh [ __ ] I

grew weary of your determination Leona get used to it very well relieved of the

people choice tell me where you've hidden the cloaking formula reached the purifying flame of

our lovely mallanna may he grant you mercy

like a suspension bridge in a poor Chinese poet I guarantee you okay no

more lecture all this area how's that sadistic oh you flatter me I take it back you talk to mask the excruciating

pain have you heard the one about the t*rture chamber at the tree bit of that

don't go off that's an old one per se you mind if I ask you a question make it quick there's been a little tired of playing

second fiddle around here I mean look at you you've got this scary important-sounding named dr. clean you

clearly have leadership abilities you could be running your own show set it down here in the trenches with a bunch

of garden tools I think so sure you just gotta show a little initiative doctor

thousand has been very hard after Townsend he's the guy buying some Lagaan corporation interesting you treacherous

wish she's gonna call them fools Brock

is having over very big if we rescued of course later she dies you're taking the

blame geez what is really waiting for where's that diversion beaters a chance

shame it seems the gods have appeased

your pain with a firearm what a surprise since you've been using a blowtorch be that as it may it is a

temporary reprieve sir something

horrible is happening sir don't be an invertebrate boy yes I'm sorry sir it seems we have a small fire

someone in the buildings reeks of diversion this doctor clean

people upholding formula of the morel creature I don't know so why sure

although I would doctor clean insecure

falling photos rudimentary core techniques alert all security

surveillance what the whole time I suppose this is your

idea with the person our school was alone well don't we buy you a minute to clean comes back then what we gonna do

well

at my head

please reenter password like in their alleged microphone

going down on anyone

so I'm clean to the basement immediately and bring me their corks like this

Andreea sooo it's down there I think you get treated sewage on this rescue look I think I'm bleeding internally

we don't deliver it culminated in this

moment fire Burrell opposed to encompass where you will be facing termination if

you make a Morlock Maddie not likely or not he's gonna come out and show you his

true colors and then you're gonna be in for a old-fashioned dog fight my vessels

this is what's known as a Search and Destroy mission it's what we've trained for so take your time and be thorough

make sure they don't double back on us that posted sentries have all the drains

and manholes were about a mile or so so the only way for them get out of here is to are defensible defenses make sure you

go

town's gonna really have your a*s of your ghetto flatbread I don't even want to contemplate such a horrible

eventualities well you look like a more up-to-date yeah did you forget to take your pill

this morning thousand is a sl*ve driver among sl*ve drivers you heard what happened to Bernard it you know after he forgot to

pick up towns in his mail when he was off on that photo safari for the Serengeti you can still walk right oh

yeah let's waste him then maybe all of

us forget this creeping around I want a straight fight for sake yeah normal time

when you die I left my g*n in the elevator you didn't look all this

excitement I got a little rattled how many times I gotta go over this kind of stuff that you want oh and you're perfect Henry you've never forgotten

anything you guys are such idiots oh you like undercover is a tough gig he'd be dead before you lobbed your first report

all right guys guys guys now HQ cinema God was on something big some kind of chemical weapon it's true they were it's

a cloaking pill these Morlocks at Magog all they care about is this mirror problem how you can

see them in a reflection you know they nearly went bankrupt an RD trying to come up with a pill that would

counteract the effect research went on

for years they tried everything

little by little they started with a pair of the thing down until one day they presented a little bit

all you had to do is take one room twice a day and you were undetectable but

another morlocks could infiltrate the court at the highest level it was a espionage superwoman so late one night I

snuck into the main lab

and I copied the chemical formula for the pill and I erase the computer database destroying years of research

with a single keystroke

needless to say they weren't very pleased they tortured me like crazy

they thought I had a copy of the formula I didn't grab those we're asking about

upstairs rajaiah microfilm in the tooth

I know

dawn you're intrigued us man we have got off electricity to the catacombs did the more like have a cloaking field they can

betray Corps headquarters I'm telling

you I was outed from inside the core somebody blew the whistle on me there's no way I made any mistakes let me find

out and private listen my man then this is amol HQ

any word from Smythe and McNeil that

this was a nest of Morlocks I'm telling you hey everybody can I get your attention right up here please just put

down what you're doing and listen up for a second

Ford and I would like you to join us in a moment of silence if you'd all just

bow your heads we would like to remember

for a moment Henry McNeal and Chandler smart and let us not forget

Leona Santiago Morel these were three great agents they will be sorely missed

my Henry that you overrode well you go Nicky show some respect

it's important what could be more important than a few moments of silence for our fallen warriors maybe one of the

Fallen is on the phone hello listen man we're just huge I thinking yeah okay

look maybe we need a pickup whatever you want Natalie where are you flowering forgive her II meant done one

more thing man is big yeah I'm listening but God's rubber this guy named Townsend man he made that pillar close I'm

locking a pair of yeah well I mean it's just what we suspected huh yeah man is the field a professional

singer man has got all the bus without oh come on that's impossible that would truly be up to our knees in warlocks

that's how they bloom Leona's cover man you got a mom toe hey no one gets out of

here you lock those doors

looks like sweet Sam eh so sweet though

got skills baby Oh

are you ready for your close-up mr. Blair all of you can kiss my act I'm

gonna pay that away we'll just see about you guys don't think I have you pegged I've got psychic profiles on all of you

for free I can anticipate every moon there's no need to get nasty huh we just

need the answer to a couple of questions I want you to tell me where the laboratory is where they concoct in that

little cloaking pill huh I know that Lyon is not coming back with the answer to that so I got to get that

information out of you tell me what I want to know we might go easy on your caramel words she's feisty for such an

evil minion now you know what fun you want to be a little snot go right ahead

oh sorry Matt just Sammy would you leave

us no choice what could it be

that's a real good question who's this

so where they know how about a little

double-header

where's the babies now they was not

k*lled instantly

I'm on a document so uh what do you miss the books

my wife before I got it I got you don't worry I'm sure you'll see her

again judging by this here you too boy

well you're new just hang in there but it you'll get better

going somewhere look um mr. FET

no words how you like that funny guy not

so funny is that not funny at all food Bears weren't

b*stard you guys my piece yeah it's

gonna make the news for sure I've never used deadly force before well now you want for one he'll testify to that in

fact the newbie self-defense right because you know the guy he he had a weapon I mean you know if I hadn't man I

got you the captain his lands like nobody's business hey where do you go he's right there I

sell him a PBR okay where did everybody

go

ooh this guy

about what that smell mystery yeah

except for one thing still ain't got damn

it's horrible sir just horrible I can't stand watching don't be such an

invertebrate boy this will not be our last hurrah

look like the Morlocks got sacked but evil is still in the gate

well looks like the old streets of Dodge can sleep safely once again hey that's

Loretta live in it do badly all those

moon despite the tenancy of the living to finally remember the dead I am I kind of

liked her technically you're not living yeah point taken

but I love you Ray she was hard you know

even though it sucks and I gotta like our job no really

okay granted we screw up a lot but you know we try to do good right it'll do

hold on to like I never dreamed you were