01x05 - Airplane

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[Music] candid honest got me hypnotized

completely mesmerized yeah this unless I'm working on home you

know it's very nice we like store the music you know never a

very much a target why are you going to Bismarck

are you taking of the bad mental base much

big dogs on this no care if he does have a subpoena to

finish we take them down for processing at the quarry education facility what did he do

we call them two days ago to Kevin in the air really no we do not have much

deal ah sometimes they steal bikes I know that's why I'm here in America to learn more

about well you know personally this whole good things we'll all to me I mean we've all

got a dark side you know what I'm about

turn me loose I can shake out the weasel forget it don't ask me get home come on

mr. core man I still be all chained

don't be another too long don't you worry

hey yo check how many people you say really k*ll my Oh hundreds maybe millions hundreds you

know that what we call it he was trying to k*ll this bill your neck butt chin now what Hollywood on the case these

days is a minion of the devil is over you know what I'm saying yeah just got the skills to pay the bills

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y'all throw them Pig stickers up here this is what you gotta do to live underneath the seat behind you is a

parachute afro Sheen get it for me duck show up for sure

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Frank now

y'all have a nice flight

anybody know how to fly a plane a man torn for his family

m*rder*d in his plan only to return to earth resurrected we'd

like you to become an operative in the core by these same soul as an agent of the Almighty cause generally in the park

with no magic no special powers

unrecognizable to those from their past to save also against the millions of

darkness deals with the devil effect is our job to stop them is he always like this

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right there yeah yeah I'm not a woman hid the g*n in there and then okay are

we doing for one second matters it's okay I'm not the one hitting on Carmen Miranda back there all right number one

time if you think perfectional around here

I'd be to make my Christmas window stuff wow it's on autopilot

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put the play limber that was my plan and at least I got one there's a

wee radio corps headquarters that we get someone down there to talk us down I just do that to that now alright I'm

super sore Paris Mayday Mayday this is for flight whatever you get anybody else

come in HQ Mayday Mayday poor poor look I gotta tell you that I

guess the pilots are dead and the prisoners got away

yeah all right this Israeli that's one word

rainy Morris it's a tough warlock assassin he's been living in Oklahoma City the last couple of years luckily

one of our people clipped his briefcase down at LAX inside we discovered information about a hit that he's

supposed to carry out here in LA I ACI somebody wacom rubble mount mark is a business tycoon named Sam Klein Hauser

he's one of these pathetic CEO p*mps that like to do their own commercials and transparent attempt to seem like a

regular guy we've got a copy of the dailies from his master parcel right here let's have a look at it

wow it sure is beautiful out here

fine really really beautiful right stove oh wow it sure is beautiful out here really

really beautiful buy my beer

by my beer right now we don't know who cut the Faustian deal to have Railly whack this

twerp then he leaves disgruntled employee test ex-wife jilted mistress are you guys to find the league we

believe that the assassination attempt is gonna take place at our rehearsal to a seminar that this guy Klein Hauser is

speaking at personally I'd rather see doofus hotdog clowns like Klein Hauser

get hit by a gas truck and drown in their own poop but this presents a sticky situation somewhere out there is the poor Schmo

who send fasting deal to get him k*lled in the first place because if Klein Hauser gets k*lled then the Faustian

deal becomes irrevocable and we lose the soul so we have to protect some captain

of industry more on who gets misty at NRA commercials it's a dirty job

and then the dry ice ax and then Tony comes on to the podium let's start at

one time man okay

and Tony

go talk I'm Tony Collins and today I'm gonna teach you how to create lasting

and permanent personality change just by hearing me tell you to try really hard for a couple of hours

I'm gonna go investigate no no no they will stop this oscillation it's no sex

thing is driving me crazy I feel for you but it's a fire in the folks the guys upstairs have it alone

this is about being professional trailer can't let yourself get distracted you got mine we're gonna split up and look

around still know what Riley looks like huh yeah

split up that's that's a good idea who's ready to help me raise that roof

look at that

super duper centigrade you know Tony

remember that you know I I've never really liked my nose no don't change

your nose change how you feel about your nose Wow no I have never

really looked at it that way before so without further ado let me introduce one

of my prized pupils a big turbo welcome Sam Klein Hauser

anytime you feel and I'm serious that you can do would your life cause we

believe that the assassination attempt is going to take place at a rehearsal to a seminar that this guy client habits

are speaking

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you will go home you have the spotlight here [Applause]

don't worry about this

somebody please wake up a delegate from Peru

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look like Lady Luck paid to build this town [Music]

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come on take a look like a man on the first name basis sorry

that must mean you wouldn't have court bumpkins I was wondering if y'all show up after my briefcase disappeared or you

wonder right well then you know that little g*n here is I gonna do nothing against the Morlock

this is the weapon of choice of the course soaked in the blood of innocents

this weapon is used to k*ll Morlocks only this g*ns are obsolete I'm on a g*n

why'd you come on out of the sea oh I like it in the dark here just fine

that's gonna do you know I could sh**t you right you know I

got the cross here oh wow I just like watching you sweat at

first nice shot

shouldn't cut your I doubt I can't sh**t you

I

believe you doctor turbo thoughts that's what you boys gonna do how come y'all

ain't gon k*ll me because we're gonna t*rture you first until you tell us who you made a deal with the k*ll climb over

guys might not want to watch this it can be awful rough well I guess you've been

through this kind of thing before few times yeah used to the pressure that's

what to tell me not gonna crack I wouldn't hold my breath I was you uh

blackjack probably causing lumps that's about it

oh

well some people like that kind of thing Padre so ever well I gotta tell you

Railly I can't let you out of here until you tell me who you made a deal with the killke lighthouse I mean you understand

right you got a job to do I think you and I might have been friends

in a different time a

different wife such as life what I think about how things might have been

different you know yeah

you bet he'll that's a sucker's game and

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I'm gonna have to pull out the big g*ns on me and all that huh you got a job to do Decker I

understand that [Music]

okay it's over huh this is breathe

together now you know sometimes I just don't think I

have the stomach for this stuff anymore what a Decker get out of it well took us a while to piece it together but the guy

who cut the Faustian deal to get client Hauser kills a guy named Farley polite janitor down I want to clean houses

plants in Oklahoma City bought into the dream thought the company was gonna look after him then gets pink slip the week

before Christmas any kids a torso you know how they are about birth control out in the sticks anyway this Cline

Houser lays the guy off so we can use sl*ve labor down in Mexico and take 120 million dollar stock package in the same

year jerk total jerk full-on jerk why don't we call the morlocks and see if we can help this Farley guy this is just

the kind of guy we need to save you know just decent folks push to the precipice that's why we're here this is client

Hauser did not die in the assassination attempt you can get parley to renounce his deal

and save his soul all right let me get this straight so if Cline Hauser had died

man Farley pull out here would not have been able to renounce because you can't bring somebody back you'd be damned

forever damn bingo Starlin get me old lena southern down there in the Oklahoma City for office

40 the hell are you boy well we got a good ol boy named Farley

poll that we need to bring him in and get him to renounce his Palestine deal can you help us ascertain for Padre we

go round up the suspect directly [Music]

well we wanted to update you on your cases hang on who is it

minions of Satan mr. Polat the assassination attempt went ahead as planned but we're sorry to

report that there were some complications what do you mean come

redneck cr*cker that's right he was able to puncture mr. Klein Hauser's lung but we're not sure if he's actually going to

die he's not dead not yet we here below know that this is a disappointment to

you mr. Polat and we're doing everything we can to finish him off we'll talk to you soon

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punctured alone [Music]

sorry yeah you know it worked like a dog

for 20 years trying how's our beer factory oh no no no it's not they would

take care of me well the pink sit come well you just let it out now

I'm not gonna take it anymore [Music]

damn keep this old dog around long enough I don't need the Morlocks I

will get satisfaction

I don't see why we have to go to Bismarck but bus braley happens to be a

dangerous warlock assassin the decency journey has board up there for processing by the big boys I just don't

like fire whoa who's up that's Hansbrough olive Garcia she's over here

from Spain poor agent checking out how we do things Facebook go to Spain I love fern look

guys I'm really sorry about this I know it's a pain but with to crack agents like you I know rail is in no danger of

escaping okay I still don't like flying we'll get over it statistically it's

safer than driving apart

because the fuel is out of balance see they keep the fuel in the wings you got

too much in one wing and not enough than the other so what I need you to do I can't duel from the full wing into the

empty win battle balance it out our angle how do we do that I want you know look down to your left you'll see three

red lights all right Roger that right under those lights you see a red switch and a yellow switch Jack I want you to

pull the red switch wait don't pull the yellow switch got it why what is the

yellow switch to you don't want to know okay pulling red switch

there's no parents just never got the Landis thing d*ck okay now that you

pulled the red sweater pull the red project pull the yellow switch oh no

no what you just dumped all the remaining fuel

what put your trays in an upright and locked position this is going to be a

bumpy ride like a flat spot I don't think so I can't see anything it's all foggy in

there wait wait wait I think I see some mountains sunlight that's it game over

thanks for coming up no fuel over the Rockies middle of winter even if they survive the crash that probably freeze

avalanche devolve into cannibalism it's a tough break look guys is there anything that we can do no okay let's

look at your options you'd land the plane safely itself well you can parachute to safety that's out okay then

you can crash the plane and die in a fireball worry all right how much time you think we got

it back 10-15 minutes

Decker here's the aviation expert

lost ravier [Music]

good

any suggestions what do we do well so we gonna die you know

let's talk about house morale go no my waiting in the c*ck for 240 I had

me why would I do that I thought this was about being professional but we're gonna die man that she's like the finest

in Spanish off it's a firing offense thanks man you the best

be y'all go round back now

I

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come up with Paul's reach

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need help we don't have any gas

flamenco and I bet a good run of things love face the Sun good kid got to come

back from the dead not many guys good to do that [Music]

yes yeah there is that well who are we going to do I'm sorry isn't relevant

probably girl talk work diligence we do know straws to see who

leaves okay if I make this short one look along that's too obvious

I'll go with a reverse psychology I'll make it look short no he'll see that coming I'll go with reverse reverse

alright the one who draws the short straw dies

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yeah

my boy later baby

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got the rope photographers short way I know what Chan's going through right now

that's tough

he's the best plug our head all this is it mrs. Kim to be almost a

weakened thing suppose I should take some time here to reflect what I would

have done differently well first I would have never told him about those parachutes

maybe there's one my parachute around here somewhere [Music]

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was having a horrible nightmare working for this outfit called the

core and the rotting diamond it wasn't a dream I thought you were dead I'm ten

all right I'm gonna go back to bed and when I wake up I want you to look at it straight and for everything to return to know the

Chandler this is your dream you turn this room me this is your dream

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demons friendly and then I'm in a crashing plane

I'm gonna die that's what I wanted to talk to you about I was sensing a little bit of a

morale problem I don't know how to fly plane and there

are no parachutes I have no problem what about them

what about Benny what's gonna happen to our son if you die

but I'm your wife and I love you very much and I want nothing more than for us to be together again

[Music] something like that gotta get your act together get down there so I hate you

no you will [Music]

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yeah listen I

look I know we all little crazy up there we

should try to keep our little session on the deal on the down-low oh no no I'll see you know we thought we're

gonna die time was the only one

that's the way we're gonna keep it all right our little secret

look like the rain in Spain is gonna follow mainly on Henry [Music]

pretty got a little squirrely up there and we had a good time hey what's the

skinny well we heard from eNOS in Oklahoma that guy has a net let me tell you anyhow he went to pick up for Lee

pohlad only to discover he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly he's coming here probably already here it's gone

postal best as we can tell now the Klein house was our Hospital back home or coupang you guys need to go to bel-air

why you get over there as quick as you can because we figure that's the first place Farley's gonna go

Esmeralda I don't know what to say miss you so much I miss you too

you got my email address right yes but you must miss it I'm living for

speed maybe I get to Barcelona palabras no words

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come on give me [Music] you're lucky for Decker don't know about

you're joining the mile high [Music]

you feel mr. Frye another wounded thanks it's an extremely large scar

they adore scars that's because you don't have any no that's not true

my appendix taken out see you know I find it interesting that the

human psyche seems to me to display scars it's almost as if the mine needs to prove to itself that the wound is

real not just a figment of the imagination that's lunch I'll be back in just a moment the macrobiotic lunch which

promotes in healing and helps in the creation of white blood cells excellent thank God whatever happened a hot in

stupid [Music]

fast cheese who are you this big man well that's it

buckaroo you are out of here you can press online okay

you are you're mr. pines through the steel fish and it's partly Pharma Poland

is to work for you oh I see very well chef there's a stack of eight-by-ten

glossies on the table there why don't you grab one along with the pen Oh should I make it out to one of your offspring I said I used to work for you

in the plant outside Oklahoma City splendid facility you've closed the plant hazard you put me and other people

just like you make more money an interest in a day that most people make in a year just how much money do they

need how much is enough people like you might be sick what do you want

okay June or 3 something else I'm on

ownership with the means you

hi Sam client Hauser do

hereby bequeath all my holdings and the client has a beer company to farthing

Poland my ex employee inside

very good to make this a legally binding document

you have to die say goodbye Irene

drop it barley miller.time

we know because of do you k*ll you can't pronounce your bow seeing deal you're gonna have turtle Hellfire sucks from

service once you k*ll a man there's no turning back although I sympathize look think about your kids huh no roll

brainer just walk away isn't worth losing your job not the end of the world stay back there's got to be

many satisfying job opportunities in Enoch Oklahoma the American dream man you could join me on several of you know

two whole weeks off of here hours of mind-numbing football watching on the weekends maybe you're right maybe I was

making a big mistake

you're gonna do it buddy unemployed and Oklahoma far worse than he'll my friend can take

us all out really maybe you can now first I want both you

court idiots to drop your weapons or both mr. polo and mr. Klein Hauser die I

reach your hands up to the rafters and keep them there mr. polo that you and I are gonna

complete our little arrangement [Music] I think we both know where you're

hitting sayonara sucker

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[Music] now it's alright my little brother shot

me once when I was seven it was worse less close are you shocked no no I'm

afraid all this excitement was too much for the old ticker Charlie look at the doctor come closer everyone I have

something to tell you it takes being here just to see what's really important

try to do right by others we only go around once in this crazy world and in

the end it doesn't matter how much money you've got

well it looks like everything's gonna work out we're from upstairs is that since Klein Hauser technically died from

natural causes since you're in the process of announcing or false - you do yep you're no longer in trouble mister

well thanks guys I couldn't have done it without you and hey now that you're president and CEO of Klein house of beer

are you gonna reopen your plan that'll Oklahoma well you know I've been giving that a lot of thought

and look at these spreadsheets we can make a

lot more money if we just keep the plant down in Mexico

settle and accident

it's the final countdown baby who cares about the no search rule okay

it's the final countdown who cares

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everything about you swimming

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