01x03 - Buried

[bunniefuu]

last but not least we got a flea bitten boxer with a big fight coming up named

hul pecker I've seen him fight he's a tomato can he's looking to make a deal we're up in Alabama gone to boxing in

the Army 25 professional fights I could take them down I could somebody ought to go down

there and make a preemptive shot then I'll take it I'll go with no look I I feel like I

have my sea legs around here why don't you let me handle this on my own look at Junior here fulling the z i I feel like

you know I'm ready to take on a couple of jobs you sure Chandler yeah I'm sure I mean how hard can it be all I have to

do is go down there and talk to him you know what Chan we're all really proud of you for taking this thing on I mean it's

touching I mean I mean it's it's actually touching just don't muck it up

okay

huh Henry it's it's Chandler dude Cowboys got M by of Vikings Henry I uh they didn't even cover the spread I I

kind of need to talk you didn't have no money on them did you no no no listen Henry you all right Charlie you sound a little weird I'm in kind of a weird

situation yeah surprise surprise where are you well it's just that I I I don't know you don't know no I'm locked in

some kind of a closet or something a closet is the boyfriend there what cuz that's going to be the first place he

look no it's nothing like that look I am freaking out I have got to get out of here hold on man all it's going to be

all right just tell me where you are huh where's the closet I told you I don't know hey wait a minute wait a

minute oh no what what is it it's not a a closet it's a coffin I've been buried

alive a man torn from his family m*rder*d in his prime only to return to

Earth resurrected we'd like you to become an operative in the core fight evil save Soul as an agent of the

almighty core Chandler meet your new partner with no magic no special powers

forbidden from intimate contact unrecognizable to those from their past lives chanler Smite and Henry mcneel now

fight to save LW Soul against the minions of Darkness deals with the devil are bad it's our job to stop him is he

always like this it is the Battle of good versus evil G versus e that's what it

is

a coffin cofin yes a full on coffin and you can't move the top no I can't move the top how the hell did you get in a

coffin how the hell should I know well you should try to stay on top of these things CH I am claustrophobic chla look

you got enough air to breathe right yeah I think so okay so we'll just take it slow we'll figure out where you are and

I'll come and get you oh great there's water coming in what what do you mean water's coming in well not fast but it's

coming in the coffin is leaking don't get the phone wet no I'm about to hit the Panic Button Man you what's the last

thing you remember I was working on the C pepper case the

boxer CH what up homes getting closer to Big Time you know break would be nice

you know some people may approach you and tell you that they can help you get to the top get all the help I need from the good Lord amen yeah yeah bet you do

Terry I like the guy myself but this is a big fight you know long odds you win this you get noticed by the big promoters maybe get a chance some big

coins look I done told you B it's all the help I need the Lord will sustain with me in all things just tell me this

has somebody already talked to you about uh helping you with the fight yeah Matthew Mark Luke and John they talking

to me right now you know what they saying no was that I might have to whoop your a*s

[ __ ] the doctor told me about the hole in your heart I know you got to get in you got to make your money fast and get

out I understand that just don't make any you knowy deal what you talking about man

ain't nobody talking to me about making making no FY in deals man I got a

feeling you're going to get approached and they're going to tell you they can guarantee the win you

know Terry I'm telling you you take that deal and they're going to collect later on with interest it ain't worth

it who are you man just a guy there the guy who

cares Co pepper sorry Co pepper seemed to have gotten a new lease on life and administering a four round clinic on

body shots the heavily favored leou man people need to outlaw these car phones man she cause accidents even more Co

pepper switched to the left hand for the fight Lewis seemed bewildered that his opponent was expectedly fighting

Southpaw which left him vulnerable to a seemingly endless parade of head shots

referee Mark stopped the bat in the fourth and bloodied and bad Lewis hanging on the ropes for used to look at

that look at that no driving so you lost one huh I got to go see

him hey nice fight huh you keep talking so loud I'm going break your arm B all

right I got me a hangover on my head that hurts like the big dog big celebration last night oh yeah baby you know Terry going to party after a big

win I was only professional up in there either you know what I'm saying yeah and that was the real Terry one no outside

help what start with that man no I just Whi that fool cuz my faith saw me through all right I'm just an instrument

of Destruction in the good Lord's hand that's all how many more are they going to let you win who guys you c a deal

with I'm going to win them all fool starting with you switch back to righty

overnight don't mean nothing if you cut a deal they're going to collect with

interest you call me when that happens

stupid all right hold on I'm here here at the be yeah you

there you were right man yeah right about what about the deal man I never

should have made the deal Derry can you help me uh yeah yeah I can all right

meet me at the oil wells above Olive and victory at 11:00 you got it man I'll be

there so he called you and you went and you didn't get back up and you got jumped you were busy didn't you realize it was a setup of course I thought about

it I felt that I could handle this on my

own

d

d all right all right all right k*ll the lights come on I can't see a thing here

I'm here Chandler you know what makes me sick man people who think they better than

other people man okay that bugs me too come on T what's up you call me in the

middle of the night bring me out here in a freaking Sandstorm what is this Lords Of Arabia who look make me one promise

Chandler promise me you don't think you better than me all right okay I promise it's still have a nice cup of coffee or

something cuz you ain't huh you ain't you ain't better than me man I'm a

fighter whatever uh uh uh uh I'm a fighter bit

I'm up in here I'm a champion okay lry come on thought we were

supposed to meet alone you got to be kidding

me see that's his first mistake leaving the ball in the molo's court you can't

trust nobody when you're working for the court now Chandler's got to learn the hard put me in a car what kind of car I

I can't what pretty good I don't remember it was dark oh boy I really gag

this one up jeez the boys are going to rag me for this nice work out there Chanel first assignment blowing all the

hell one for one p Chandler coughing up a hair ball out of the gates blowing

[Music] all okay look all right give me a minute right I'm going to call Operator see if she can trace your call what can you do

that can you trace a mobile I don't know okay I'm just going to see what else can we do I'll call you right [Music]

back hello 911 operator look I I got a major problem okay that's our specialty

Jack a matter of life and death I'm sure it is I need you to trace a mobile call that's going to be tough look I just got

a call from my best friend okay I he's been buried alive and I don't know where he is he doesn't know where he is we need you to trace the cell so we can dig

him up before he suffocates sounds like a prank no no it's not a prank can't trace mobile calls anyway not unless he has GPS what GPS global positioning

system digital coordinates on his phone is this new thing look are you sure this is real I mean buried aive hey aren't

you guys supposed to take all call seriously yeah but wait hang on hang on that's him that's him don't go anywhere

CH hey you okay Henry we we got a problem what what's up what's up the coffin is filling up filling up how long

you got I don't know it's hard to say I guess a couple of hours God damn it okay okay look hey do you have GPS system on

your phone what yeah global positioning system so we can track the signal hey oh waiting again how's he

know he has GPS did he buy his phone in the last 6 months what's that got to do with it only the new phones have

them hell when' you get the phone about a year a year and a half ago sit tight

no go no GPS well then you'll have to get a warrant a warrant no I mean we ain't got time for that kind of they

have to verify the danger to the person and to do that they need to know where he is wait but we need a w*r to find him

sorry but man he's going to die man he just told me to cough from the F water rules are rules forget the rules man

we're talking about a man's life here stop I get that same speech twice a day you're not going to trace the call no me

you you suck hey you can't no go look look I was thinking you know I know the

core isn't supposed to interfere but this is kind of a special case isn't it can't we call for and Decker I've been in situations like this before I know it

man they won't do anything okay look don't worry all right we can handle this we cannot handle this do you hear me now

get on the back phone and call the big fell upstairs you hear me we're on our own chanler okay now we'll be all right

as long as you don't frag D finish now wouldn't Terry Co pepper

know where you are huh he was the last person you saw right yes yes copper he lives in a a little apartment above that

Latino gym down near doctor Stadium are are you in the car I'm in the car all right what uh what day is it you don't

know what day it is when did you go meet Terry Friday night they can't you pretty good it's Saturday night okay then don't take Sunset because all the Latinos

sunset on Saturday night Sunset will be back do not take Sunset tell me you

taking I'll call you back when I'm close where are you I'm just pulling out hey if you take Sunset we die you understand

me okay Dam he was

right I ain't got time for this get up out the way I got to move all

right what's up with him man look at that he get you up man SP don't play

that man hey we do need to blast somebody to join the 13th streak game right I mean think about your futures Z hey I ain't got no future e

what why you shouldn't be driving so slow he treated you like a I'mma get him don't do that you don't

want to do that don't back down don't back down ain't my fault you can't drive

this is the perfect time man pull

over hey D better get up off my damn BST some chica on the man

here looks like you made a wrong turn homeboy you messed up dog you know I'm

going be real honest with you punks I'm in a big hurry and I ain't got time to be screwing around with you sure you don't man okay

okay forget about the window okay do you have any

idea think we need to see your license

and Sho you come on

get come on E take you

down we were supposed to just go cruising and stuff guys are you are you there well not

exactly what do you mean not exactly I'm having a little trouble myself here Channel okay I just need you to hang in

there you took Sunset didn't you took it you took it huh are you on Sunset I

don't think so what do you mean you don't think so CH look you just going to have to chill okay I'm going do

something myself what could you POS all right look the water the water is rising

up I know what you're going through okay okay but you just going have to bear with me a little bit here I need you to

be cool I need to be the cool one to really come through to focus here Focus I mean I don't ask that much of you

really I don't really I don't you know and the one time I raise up the red flag

and I say hey what about me what about me what about Chandler I get no no justice no love no Focus we've got to

see something about this Henry I'm telling you we we got to talk this out because we are not communicating no what

is that get it get it get it get it no no I did not leave the gate open I

did not leave the gate open ch ch ch ch ch hey hey CH look I know you're upset

okay but you know you just got have to bear with me a little bit all right all right things ain't going so great for me

either man if that's what Henry needs God knows we give it to him again uh look I'm I'm going have to call back

okay

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again hey man are you sure we want to do this do you want protection from evil spirits yeah okay we're going to do this

but what is she going to do with them look all I know is that Mrs Hector is a powerful witch who cast powerful spells is it this could mean 7 years of good

luck who cares about him anyway

we have brought you something Mrs Hector so you have you done well Jor this

sacrifice will ensure much prosperity for you and your friends that's what we're hoping light the candles for dark

mass then you may [Music]

leave I wasn't always so

powerful really no there was a point when I was just a dishwasher at cinea in

the Cent City mall but then I made

[Music] Anon and he showed me the way to the die

the w*r enveloping soothing Darkness the s ual beauty of

eil what eil e

[Music] yes hello you know if I make it that's

okay and if I don't make it that's okay too the unknown the afterlife it's just

a good a chance it's going to be good as it is bad oh it's going to be bad all right

sarcasm lightting things up a little bit your voice sounds a little funny funny

haha or funny g*y not funny haha where where's Henry he can't come to the phone

right now in fact he won't be coming to a phone for a long long time Henry who

is sure it began with Anton I was his disciple for many years

and then I realized his ministry straight it wasn't about the glorification of the

Archangel anymore it was about sex six six then I went off on my

own to get back to what was really important which

is human sacrifice now Henry and chanler are both

in a jam Human Sacrifice that ain't nice is you human sacrifice as was practiced

by the Ancients the AR Stakes something you done before Oh yes

many times oh since I've been doing this I have

been able to help countless dozens and my personal fortunes have taken a dramatic upt as you can

see don't be upset you are a pieace in the god this is the great honor embrace

your destiny

Henry what did you say I was just on my way to see ter you

know Terry no I wanted to congratulate him on winning this big

fight you know me and Terry used to fighting the junior Nationals together man Terry told me anything I know about

foodwork he's got Good Feet ter Co pepper said good man the best Terry Co

pepper helped me when I was nothing man it's not no key from the bar thought I

knew something I didn't know nothing Terry told me about the feet you know

got to use your feet to keep your enemy a Striking Distance can't just come in their

office it's good to me Terry now he's a

champion and you're a friend at terce I was just know my way to go see him at the gym yeah yeah he's not there he's at

my cousin Ricky's place for a few days they a't know you know hey ijw you on

[Music] map man I'm sorry I really am why didn't you say something earlier right you were

a friend of teres you should have told me then I wouldn't have almost sacrificed you guess I'm just an idiot

yeah but that's okay don't be too hard on yourself now look we're having a barbecue next

Thursday you're totally welcome to come bring whoever you want I appreciate that

hey you're not like a Morlock are you he what that's what I

thought tell look I know you think I'm going to be mad but I'm I'm I'm past that there's

no place for angry here we have to get on to the task at hand I've got about 4

in of air left in here so Henry tell me have you gotten tell you

no s I knew it I knew it knew it oh I can yell wasn't always

so powerful human sacrifices G break them down man it was

going to sacrifice me I know that I'm going get there I'm get there all right

hang on in chance coming man I was out of it for a little while now I got the

aame going now baby yeah baby yo man don't move h* move out the

way man you see me com oh uh no no yo yo no no no my bad my bad n it's cool it's

cool it's cool

okay okay it's number five no no I'm not at the gym this this guy gave me a tip with Terry really is what guy I'll tell

you about it later Terry Terry Jerry you in there Terry sh yo wait I just need to

talk to

you come on man get out be I'm surrounded by

white light white light no man I'm not one of them oh man youing more no man I'm just here trying to find CH SM who

CH little white guy I know a lot of little white guys man man the little white guy you made at the or Wells come on man I did what your mothers asked me

to do man they just back off man just need to find them man I'm his partner you need to find him yeah you ain't a minion of the devil

no all right hang on a second yeah man take that they want you

to call in man well who wants me calling who do you think man them they the hell

Spa man and I wasn't there man they just took him it wasn't me I wasn't nowhere

it was the morlocks man do what you want to do my shoulder hurts I think I told her something you know you got a nice

hook there t thanks man you think so yeah you ain't bad yourself bro this ain't even right man how'd you find me

anyway man hello yeah I'm calling about Channel Smite are you an agent yes

I was beginning to wonder perhaps sure Mr Chandler did not have the wherewithal to use his portable phone oh he's got

the wherewithal all right where is he that is a piece of information that will be divulged only when certain conditions are met which are a very important

Morlock is being held by the core we will give you your compatriots location upon his immediate release okay what's

his name a Mr Lewis a Mr Emmanuel Lewis Mr Lewis must

be delivered with $2 million us payable in unmarked treasury bills to to a location I will give you okay how do I

know you hold up your end of the bargain that is the offer take it or leave it when can we do it tomorrow it's no no no

no go no go we got to do it tonight by 11:30 channelers coffin's fill up with

water all right 11:30 Pedro Ducks see who

there I me it's not so much the cash but Manny Lewis I mean the guy's a k*ller have you any idea how many conversions

the guy's responsible for I mean the gu's that Savage can't believe he just said that hey relax we're going to do

this we're going to all right right let's get Chandler on the phone hostage type situation that's all I'm

saying hello oh hey Chan Ford here I just want you to know we're doing

everything in our power to bring this thing off I know you're going to hang tough for me I know you're man enough no

weak Antics or blubbering like a woman yeah like can't you guys just you know kind of figure out where I am use your

magic or something man upstairs can't directly interfere without unleashing a Pandora's box full of troubles we had a

situation like that back in 74 with a little a*s named Patty HST we all know how that turned out so I'm afraid your

idea is a noo Chandler it's an indifferent Universe what can I say I don't make the rules I just play by him

but we have a plan I'm cold I bet you are son we're going to cut this steel

we're going to get you out of there I make it that you got a 47% chance 47

way better than last week that was what 18 19 what happened last week little

incident out at Palm Springs at a retirement home it was bad very bad but

w*r is hell we knew that going in the immortal words of Henry Rollins personal

friend of mine be strong get power go over Fort and Decker over and out let's get out of here hang up the phone ch ch

you there look um I know these guys going to be a little harsh but keep the faith

okay ch ch ch God out love situations like

this yeah it's what it's all about really that's why we're in the game yeah get sticky sometimes sure but in your

heart of hearts would you have it any other way no you're damn right you would no sitting around whining what a cutter

shut you go in you got a job to do and sometimes you win and sometimes you lose

that about covers it through it all you learn what you do you sure as

he everyone knows their responsibilities yeah deck you're on expl*sives right hry

you're going to be our front man go talk to these scum me I'll be back up sn*per just in case something goes wrong leis

how you doing I just want you to know you're Expendable man we'll throw you away like a cheap suit you're going to

be loaded down with enough plastic expl*sives to blow a mooniz crater out there you dig all Decker has to do is

push that button and your teeth hair and eyeballs

boom okay this is it just sit tight I'll call you as soon as it's over I tiger baby out to

Tiger you always sweat so much this is where we separate the men

from the agents go get them

slick

[Music] nothing good he'll be

here

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now tell me where CH is he's underneath the Hollywood Sign Prov it he's a Dodger Stadium under the Venice boardwalk the

Santa Monica Pier he's underneath your feet there are no

assurances thank you we will be going now who wo W aren't you forgetting something where's Chandler oh I'm afraid

I can't tell you that well then I should tell you that Mr Lewis happens to be wired with a buttload of plastic expl*sives which are guaranteed to go

off if a my associate pushes the button or B anyone tampers with the wire so I like ask you again and no bull this time

where is chanler how will you know if I'm telling you the truth my associate is going to sit right here in visit with

you and Emanual while I go and dig him up I must admit I didn't quite expect

this I was going to take the money and run no

sh well I guess you get your Mr chanler then he's

buried hey man now I didn't me a now when a man

makes a mistake he needs to be a man and own up to it but we can't tolerate mistakes on our sensitive Mission cuz

when you up people get blown up and we can't have that I don't think we have any more

business to conduct notes anymore for for they're gone

they're gone Zer you [ __ ] you idiot no no no no no no that thing has just blow us all up like do a better job you think

I like man oh come on I have much air left

now ch ch ch ah man when this is over I am never

bathing again I don't know quite to tell you no never I don't care what people think we got a little situation here

must be getting close right now you know I think I hear you digging you know things didn't go

exactly according the plan mistakes were made okay I am the first two inmin but

what are you going to do dock my pay you don't know where I am DEA blew the

hostage we running out of time here Henry I know man hry this is serious it's got to be something I like I can't

I can't put this can oh no oh no wait what was up what's up my battery is

going my number is out my number is out this is this is big

I describe this it's huge all right uh I got to pull together

here there's probably a few things that I should take care of okay CH okay hold on all right I'm I'm going to put you on the speaker phone all right okay like I

I want to talk to my son please I me this is it okay okay you

can talk to the kid

B okay CH all right we're putting you through now here you go hello Ben what it's your father Dad

yeah but you're dead yeah I know I know these guys up in heaven that let me talk to you one more time holy [ __ ] is it

really you yeah yes yes it is me look I

only I only got a few seconds here so I I just wanted to know you to know that

I'm I'm proud of you I always be proud of you and and even though I'm

fine I'll always be with you oh yeah I always do that I always do

that I love you to I love you too Pop I want you to

promise me one thing anything dad anything what

you who was that just some Prank

Caller ch ch ch you [Applause]

there you lost

[Laughter] [Music]

him it's tough to lose a partner at least you didn't just sh**t

some innocent kid you thought was a robber and end up relegated to a desk job with a g*n phobia for the rest of

your life that's

true what's up slice why the lone face We Lost Child no man Say It Ain't

So Henry it's true it's true damn it can happen just like that one minute you're

here the next minute you're gone but don't dwell on it too long though can I get the key to his room I

want to get some of his things yeah man you got

it

bye CH I'm going miss you

man forgive me Father I have sinned why how' you follow me the Lord led me to

you praise me what led you to me really yes yes it's a miracle man in a city of

16 million people he led me to you but I'm sure nothing he does surprises

you I would say up plus chanler gave me his address oh oh what's your name manry

Henry man I'm s man I'm S I become what I have beheld I have

drunk from the cup of the arch be the evil one and now now Lord I thr myself

prostate on the altar so I can write the wrong you I got to make the quickest train I again I was there when they

buried the angel man what Angel what Angel the angel the

angel yes the little white wait you know what channel is Yes Man a thousand times

yes oh this is [ __ ] man put on the windshield white man ain't no

windshield forget the red light man Runner man the Lord protect us on our journey yeah

check okay I'm mother oh I don't know oh it's here on the left man this thir Road

here man that's holy D face me Lord face

me he's right down here where's he at right down here all right you been saying that t come on we got to hurry up

I'm telling you man he's down here down CH Chandler it wasn't there was all

right let's go let's go had a tree or something no no hold on hold on hold on all right l where that way oh man come

on come on Lord help me follow my little [ __ ] okay he that [Music]

way I think I found them

Hallelujah

come

on you're

why took you so long CH is going to live Terry is going

to live but is he going to be the same Champion he used to be gold pepper backed into the ropes folks this is a

Slaughter it's Carnage here come on come on come on come

on his byy really getting smack and ever since

he renounced deal with the morlocks his punches just don't have the same zip you know holy Moll it's lights up for C

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause] pepper you know that

guy sorry about the fight ter but you stayed with him real nice for a while there hey we're just glad to have you

back there heyy thanks man you know I appreciate it hey praise be unto him oh

you but let me tell you something what's that a a*s whooping never felt so

[Applause] [Music]

good you all right CH yeah except

um no it wasn't like lying in a coffin man

imagine your worst nightmare and had water you were freaking out yeah I

thought I was going to die again Henry I figured it'd be a little easy the second time around I thought it was easy the

first time you know I didn't think all that running around was going to you know count against me now I realize how

high the bar is set Jesus swear to B just made me realize why I care about

all this I just want to be with my wife again I you know that let you see again

yeah just got to keep whooping Evil's a*s that's all if I would have died in that coffin think the guys would have let me

in upstairs I don't think they answer those kind of questions in advance so who

knows that's reassuring come on we're not talking about your car passing a smog T us this is serious stuff don't

you ever have an existential crisis nah you in proac for the undead is that it

what is your fro your threads I mean how do you stay in control faced with the impossible

unanswerable questions about eternity and fate just cool I

done I don't want to go get a beer and talk

about sports good buy yeah bye cheap

b*stard I'm going to now introduce you to a move

that will help you defeat the mot it's called the head slap the head

slap is a vicious move the National Football League outlawed it they outlawed it because I can break a man's

neck and I guess that they didn't want the little sissies nowadays to get their neck broken but this is how you can help

yourself destroy that molar the head slap is a vicious move one blow up the

head another blow upside this head another blow here and in here right there that's the k*ller you got to do

that 1 2 3 is look like a dance step one 2 3 boom you see and you do all that in

one motion and there will be no more

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morocks [Music]