01x06 - Storming the Cat Castle/Ha Ha Hamsters

[bunniefuu]

Hey!

♪ Let me tell you 'bout my friends ♪

♪ They're my best friends, the Zhu Zhus ♪

♪ They can talk, dance and sing ♪

♪ They can do 'bout anything ♪

♪ Pipsqueak always plays it cool ♪

♪ To Mr. Squiggles, science rules ♪

♪ Num Nums looks before she leaps ♪

♪ Chunk has style and loves to eat ♪

And I'm Frankie!

♪ Frankie and the Zhu Zhu Pets ♪

♪ Our adventures are the very best ♪

♪ Who knows what'll happen next livin' with the Zhu Zhus ♪

♪ Frankie and the Zhu Zhu Pets ♪

Gah!

(grunting)

Oof!

Help! Did I catch it?

No, but you're getting a lot better.

Let's try throwing!

Oof!

Okay. Back... and forth.

Are you sure this is safe?

Totally!

Back... and release!

(Num Nums screaming)

I forgot to release!

Hang on, Num Nums!

Great throw, little buddy!

(screaming)

-Judging by the wind speed-- -(screaming continuing)

Thrust from her screaming, Num Nums should come down in--

Madge's yard!

All: That's not good!

Pipsqueak: If Madge gets her hands on Num Nums,

we may never see her again!

Except on holidays, right?

(sighing)

"Let's toss the old disc around," he said.

"It'll be fun," he said.

-(door opening) -Huh?

Chunk: Hey, Madge?

Can you throw that back over?

It's ours!

Ha! Not anymore, Zhu Zhus!

Anything that lands in my yard is mine!

Especially if that thing comes from Frankie's yard.

Ha!

Ugh! She's so mean!

(gasping)

Num Nums!

Get back before she keeps you too!

-I'm coming! -(cat yowling)

(purring)

Oh, no! It's Madge's cat, Princess Tickyboo!

-(purring) -Uh-oh!

Hello.

(growling)

(whimpering fearfully)

(growling)

Num Nums! Play dead!

(groaning)

(growling)

Ohh...

(gasping) Roar like a lion!

(roaring like a lion)

(meowing in shock)

(chuckling nervously)

(hissing angrily)

Do the Funky Chicken!

(grunting, clucking)

(laughing) I just love that dance!

You go, Num Nums!

(grunting, clucking)

(growling)

(gasping in shock)

Uh, meow?

(meowing)

(purring happily)

Good idea! She thinks you're her kitten.

Kitty it up!

(purring, meowing)

Excellent! Everything should be fine

as long as the cat doesn't--

(Num Nums grunting in pain)

Take her inside...

Can that cat read minds?!

We gotta get Frankie!

Princess Tickyboo took Num Nums into Madge's house?!

As in my worst enemy, Madge?

That Madge?!

A remarkable summation.

Excellent listening, Frankie!

The real danger is if that cat finds out Num Nums

isn't a kitten!

What? We were all thinking it.

(purring)

Gross! Now I smell like cat food!

-(meowing) -I mean, meow!

Gross!

This is all my fault!

I'm supposed to be looking out for you Zhus!

It's okay, Frankie. Let's all stay calm!

We need to come up with a plan and then--

There's no time!

See? Great listening!

Except for the running off without thinking part.

I'm going in!

(straining)

I'm stuck! Can I have a pull, please?

(straining)

Ugh!

Okay, time to bust down Madge's door and find that cat!

You can't!

If we frighten Princess Tickyboo,

she might hurt Num Nums!

Uh, you're right.

We gotta sneak in quietly. But how?

That way isn't too small for us.

This calls for a Zhu Zhu rescue!

-Love it! -Count me in!

If my calculations are correct,

these stairs should lead to Madge's room.

What about Madge?

Leave Madge to me.

I'm gonna do something crazy!

(knocking on door)

Hi, Madge!

What do you want, Frankie Pamplemousse?

Do you wanna come outside and play, with me?

Uh... why?

Because you're so... special.

Finally something we agree on.

I'll get my mallets.

Did she say "mallets"?

(sighing in relief) So far, so good.

We're gonna play my own version of croquet.

I get the big mallet.

(sighing)

-Okay, we need to open this-- -On it!

Quietly.

You coulda' said.

Wow! Look at them all!

She really likes toys.

Cleaning, not so much.

Look, it's Num Nums!

Shh!

We'll be extra quiet!

Shh!

(purring, meowing)

Easy does it. Quietly... quietly...

(beeping)

Computer: What is three plus three?

Six! It's six! Six! Whoo-hoo--

(purring, meowing)

(meowing, shushing)

Sorry, Pips.

It was just so easy!

(sighing) Try to be more careful, Mr. S.

(squeaking, grunting loudly)

Whoa, no!

(grunting)

Ow!

(purring)

We need to get above Num Nums.

We gotta climb.

Oh, so you can change the rules as you play, huh?

Yep! But only me. I win more often that way.

Too bad, Madge. That one's gonna miss the wicket.

(beeping)

And that's the game! I win!

But-- you cheated!

The fact that you didn't bring a remote control

isn't my problem.

It's been fun beating you, but I gotta go now.

No! You can't leave!

Because I... wanna play again!

You wanna play more Madge croquet?

But-- I just kicked your butt!

Sure!

But I bet you have more dirty tricks up your sleeve, right?

Hmm... that's true. I do.

I could beat you by more. Let's do it.

Great! Lets. Yay.

(growling in frustration)

(purring)

Whoa!

-Ah! -(discordant note playing)

(gasping)

(meowing in confusion)

(playing notes)

(playing lullaby)

(purring, sighing in relief)

You were right, Frankie. Beating you again is a lot of fun.

Happy to help, Madge.

(beeping)

(beeping rapidly)

Ahh!

Well, you can't play without a ball, now can you?

Okay, lunch time.

Lunch? Oh, I don't want to be any trouble.

You won't be. You're not invited.

-See ya! -Wait!

You can't have lunch before, umm, we have a makeover!

(gasping) I love makeovers!

Oh-- hold on.

Has that been behind the bush this whole time?

Yep.

(whispering) And it was my plan B.

-Huh? -I mean, my surprise!

It's makeover time!

Whoa! Watch it!

All set for the toenail polish.

(purring)

Now we just have to get it down there.

Oof!

I got her!

Pull me up!

(purring, meowing in shock)

(gasping)

(growling angrily)

-(screeching) -Uh-oh!

(screeching)

All: Whoa!

Whoa!

(yowling)

(hissing in rage)

Go ahead! Leave this one to me!

And to science!

(growling)

Mount up, Zhus!

(hissing) So,

you wanna play? Let's play!

(electronic music playing, meowing)

Ha-ha-- oof!

What is six plus six?

Twelve.

(growling angrily)

(laughing nervously)

(meowing menacingly)

Help!

-(beeping) -What is two times five?

It's ten!

All: Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(yowling)

All: Whoa!

Oof!

(straining)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

(yowling)

(straining)

(snarling, growling)

See? The fun's not over yet.

(laughing)

(yawning) Is that all you've got?

What?

Well, I'm going in, then.

(grunting)

You're right, Madge.

You should go in. Let's never do this again. Bye!

Frankie Pamplemousse, you're weird!

And you didn't take my curlers out!

You were very brave with that cat, Num Nums.

Me? You actually played with Madge!

Now that took guts.

You crazy, girlfriend!

I'll build you a remote-controlled mallet

for the next time.

And now we can practice your throwing again, Num Nums!

(grunting)

(cat screeching)

Madge: This is mine again, Frankie Pamplemousse!

-(all groaning) -Ha-ha!

Pretty good distance though, right?

(jaunty theme music playing)

Announcer: Welcome back to Pets Doing Funny Stuff!

All: Yay!

And tonight's third place winner is...

"Dog Chases His Tail"!

(barking, laugh track playing)

Third?!

I voted for that mutt 86 times!

-That's the TV remote! -Huh?

You just deleted 86 saved episodes of Fashion Cops!

(gasping in horror) No!

Our second place winner is...

"Cat Reads Newspaper"!

(purring)

(meowing, snarling)

(scoffing) Bet he was only reading the comics.

Shh!

And tonight's winning video...

(gasping)

This is so exciting!

-(gasping) -Brace yourselves!

(snoring)

"Sleeping Parrot Falls Into Lemonade"!

(laughing)

Now that was some fine family entertainment.

(laughing)

(gasping)

That's your idea face! You have an idea!

What? What? Tell me!

Follow me.

Fashion Cops, come back. Come back to me!

You guys are the world's funniest pets,

and I want the world to know it.

We're going to submit a video to that show and win!

-Yay! -Yay!

-Yay, us! -Oh, yeah!

-(giggling) -Aww...

Me? On TV?

Somehow this feels so right.

Just check out these clips!

Mmm...

Hmm?

(grunting)

Ohh!

Ahh!

(laughing)

Wait, what about this one?

(humming cheerfully)

(groaning in disgust)

(all laughing)

Well, that was good, but I actually prefer chocolate.

(all laughing)

Frankie: Or this one!

According to these numbers--

(exploding)

Well, that's unfortunate.

(all laughing)

I meant to turn purple, for science!

(all laughing)

Which one should we send them?

All of them! They're all winners!

"Click to submit."

Here we go!

(beeping)

Yes!

When are they gonna tell us we won?

(buzzing)

Frankie: Rejected?!

All of them?

Impossible!

Hey, maybe a big X and a really annoying "Wonk"

means they love it!

Nuh-uh. We've gotta up our game.

-All right! -Yeah!

-Yay! -Ha-ha, nice!

Okay, guys, how is your cute funny?

Just watch, Frankie.

Okay, Zhus, time to look adorable!

All: Let's Zhu this!

(groaning)

(giggling)

(groaning in disgust)

(giggling weakly)

Hmph!

(screaming)

(gasping, screaming)

Achoo! (giggling)

(groaning, sneezing)

All: Mmm...

Oh, yeah!

(slurping, gasping)

(groaning in dismay)

(giggling)

(mouse clicking, buzzing)

Huh? Rejected again?

Ohh!

But we've never been cuter!

Perhaps we were too cute.

I should invent a cute-meter to check.

Maybe they don't want cute?

Maybe they want-- crazy funny!

Then we'll give 'em crazy!

The funniest crazy they've ever seen!

Hai-ya!

(grunting)

(imitating guitar riff)

(laughing)

(grunting)

Ohh!

(grunting, panting)

Hurray!

Woo-hoo! Huh?

(embarrassed chuckling)

(laughing)

Ohh!

(laughing)

(mouse clicking, buzzing)

Again?!

All right, cute and crazy didn't work.

Time to try funny action!

All right! Let's go!

Woo-hoo!

Uh-oh!

-Whoa! -(screeching)

-Ahh! -(screeching)

I'm coming, Pipsqueak!

Let's Zhu this!

(screaming)

(gasping)

A-ha! (grunting)

(Chunk grunting repeatedly in pain)

Chunk: I'm okay!

I landed on my head!

Woo-hoo!

Whoa!

(laughing)

Whoa!

Whoa!

(pipe thumping, coughing)

(mouse clicking, buzzing)

Four X's?

But we only sent in three videos!

Man, those judges are tough!

I can't put you guys through any more of this.

We tried our best.

But Num Nums hasn't even got a bandage yet!

(gasping)

Sorry, guys. (sighing)

It's over.

So, we aren't gonna be on TV for Frankie?

Wrong, Num Nums.

We're not gonna let her down this way.

We're going to let her down some other way?

We can still do this!

We just didn't go big enough!

Let's win first place for Frankie!

All: For Frankie!

(pencil scratching)

Mr. Squiggles, can you build this?

Uh, well...

I won't have a chance to test it.

Pfft. Testing is overrated!

Well, I suppose it's possible.

Good enough for us.

What's this trampoline for?

And why the tutus?

Didn't we already try tutus?

You can never have enough tutus!

Let's "Zhu" this!

(bone cracking) Ow.

(Frankie sniffling)

Oh, the last time I ate that much ice cream,

I'd just lost the annual Plumber's Plunge-a-thon.

I don't get why everybody doesn't think my Zhus

are as funny as I do.

You think the Zhus are funny, Frankie.

(Frankie giggling)

That's all that matters.

Frankie!

You have to come! Now!

The other Zhus are about to...

No time, just-- backyard!

Backyard!

What?!

Huh.

Well, don't mind if I do...

Mmm-mmm!

Okay, in five, four, three, two...

Uh...

maybe testing this first isn't such a bad idea, after all.

Chunk, stop!

If you insist, Frankie.

Phew!

You don't have to do this!

It's okay if we don't get on the TV show.

Who cares if other people don't think you guys

are as funny as I do?

I think you're hilarious!

All: Awwww!

You crack us up too, Frankie.

Why are you moving?

You're not moving, I'm moving!

Ahhhh!

Chunk!

(Chunk shouting)

(gasping)

(shouting)

Ahhh!

(gasping) Hmm.

Pah!

(screaming)

Meow!

(all panting)

(screaming)

Chunk!

Waaaaaah!

Oof!

(Chunk coughing)

Oh, no!

Comin' through!

Chunk!

(Chunk screaming)

Oof!

Huh?

I made it!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Yay!

Woo-hoo!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

(Chunk shouting)

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

This will not end well!

Oh no!

We'll catch you, Chunk!

Ahhh! Boof!

Uh-oh! I gotta get some brakes!

I'm kinda funned out now!

Waah! Oof!

You did it!

I did it?

I did it!

Tell me you got that!

I got it!

(all cheering)

And the Pets Doing Funny Stuff show is gonna love it!

Ahh!

Eww...

(giggling)

(all laughing)

TV Announcer: And tonight's third place winner is...

turtle gives a fist bump!

(yawning)

(snoring)

(TV audience laughing)

Please.

Turtles don't even have fists.

I wonder who'll be second place!

Who cares?

All that matters is who'll win first place, and that who is me!

TV Announcer: Our second place winner is...

Hamster takes a ride!

(Chunk screaming)

(laughing)

(Chunk screaming)

Ah, ah, ah! Oof!

Uh-oh!

Whoa!

Oof!

All: Yay!

Chunk, you won second place!

Second place?!

But I voted for myself 114 times!

You just deleted 114 saved episodes of Maximum Makeover.

Noooo!

TV Announcer: And tonight's winning video...

Hamster falls in mud puddle!

Ha-ha, ha-ha! So good, so good.

(cheering)

Frankie: Yay for Num Nums!

Hmph!

I knew I should've landed in a mud puddle! Hmph!

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