01x15 - The Wrong Stuff/Chunklette's Web

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wow looking good chunk feeling good Mr

squiggles gave me these new Duds uh

what's the occasion who cares guess he

just likes me

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it's the new hamster Cannon 3000 3000

that's way better than the old hamster

Cannon 2000. yeah it's a thousand better

exactly that science it can sh**t the

hamster ball much higher than the

previous model

wow but of course it's never been tested

well good luck finding someone to test

that thing

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what I got something in my teeth

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oh I see

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no way you're getting me in there

your helmet will make your voice sound

like a kazoo

that's different I mean

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jump to Mr squiggles come in

read you loud and clear this thing which

we sound so good can't understand a word

launch in T minus ten nine eight well

seven this looks interesting Mr

squiggles six oh what's going on five

I'd be happy to show you four press that

red button please three okay two one

and we have liftoff at oh 900 hours

what does that mean

I have no idea

he's choking nothing is he okay oh chunk

has nothing to worry about

but maybe I should have told him not to

eat first

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there chunks gonna land on that

uh now he is safety first

it's so peaceful up here

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what did he say I think he said there's

a burst hamburger being chased that

doesn't make any sense which is what

makes it fascinating science is so

bewildering

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[Laughter]

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hey chunk are you okay

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he sounds happy

it's a beautiful day this guy's totally

clear

except for that thing

foreign

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this is windy sales from the site of a

meteor crash wait

I see movement there's there's something

inside

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this isn't just a meteor we're being

invaded by alien is

aside

we'll be back with more after a word

from our wonderful sponsor Sugar letters

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chunk

are you there chunk

there would you stop doing that

you can argue with me but you can't

argue with science trajectory is our

thing he must have landed somewhere else

we've got to find him let's go

perfect Miss

thank you Mr squiggles come in I guess

it's busted at least they still sound

cool better head back to Mission Control

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this is any Town alien watch with Wendy

sales you're real meteorologist despite

grave danger to my person I Wendy sales

meteorologist I'm reporting from the

crash site of the invading alien the

Hideous creature has left the area and

is no doubt wreaking havoc all over any

town here to explain is our resident

expert Dr flemholtz a name I believe to

be Flemish well it would be foolish to

think that the alien is incapable of

Mind Control I want tickling humans with

its tentacles

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people today you are being united

yes

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alien

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the alien was 20 feet tall and had laser

eyes and five miles

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it looked like a hamster in his

spacesuit hamster

we've just received security camera

video of the alien inside a grocery

store I warn you this may be disturbing

to some viewers

chunk people of Earth that was a bad

choice of words

come on

yes run this is the time to panic you

can't hide aliens

won't protect you

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chunk

oh guys I'm so glad you say we are so

glad you're safe wait how do I know you

aren't aliens who've morphed into the

shape of my friends

has there been any more been going on

chunk please stop talking back up Point

squeak if you really are with prove to

me you're my real friends okay

um would an alien know that your

favorite ice cream is rum raisin

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or that your earliest memories of

Frankie tickling your tummy

only bathe on Sundays

or that you're really annoying don't you

just be lucky guesses nobody's that

lucky it is you Chunky's back but

everybody thinks you're an alien come

again the space suit the weird voice not

following you the things you're saying

that make you sound exactly like an

alien oh all right

well we need to get to the mayor and

clear things up

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really have to choose your words more

carefully

we gotta get you to Wendy and show

everyone that you're not an alien check

I'm just an armor hamster Who Came From

Outer Space at crash landed on Earth uh

let me do the talking

it shot fire out of its knees

it's back

any town here is your alien

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hello

it's my

hidden

what it's chunk

well there goes the biggest story of my

career just chunk I was the first

hamster in space I got a re-entry wedgie

wait I was just kidding

I am an alien what a normal hamster do

this

not a normal one I'm sorry chunky the

next time squiggles tells me to push a

red button I'll ask what it does first

no problem I mean it was a red button

how could anyone resist hmm back to the

drawing board

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I love drawing I'm bored I'm just glad

you're back safe and sound safe and

sound won't cut it I tasted fake alien

Fame and I want more squiggles fire up

the hamster Cannon actually I have a

hamster rocket but it hasn't been tested

and you had me at hamster rocket mister

I like the way you think I say we all

stay on the ground for a while okay

we'll use the hamster rocket to set a

hamster land speed record

squiggles I think this is the beginning

of a beautiful and possibly dangerous

relationship

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two degrees to the left we need to be at

a precise angle for maximum viewing

pleasure

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perfect so dark any Town anniversary

fireworks Extravaganza here we come

still can't believe mom and dad are

letting us stay up late tonight to watch

the fireworks the view from the backyard

is Gonna Be Boss

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I've never seen real fireworks before I

hear they're very boomy he has chunk

very boomy uh how boomy

what chunk needs to be prepared for the

Boom

okay don't worry I'll save you

leave no snack behind

popcorn where are you eat puppy puppy

puppy

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puppy thought you could get away from me

huh

hey Ewa spider cooties oh man hey come

on let go

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uh what's going on in there it's

eating the Hedge again chunk are you

okay

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I'm not actually a doctor but I'm

guessing the chunk is not okay

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hey chunky what's up I I got stuck in a

spider web and this giant spider came to

me it was so big it must have been the

queen of the spiders wow you must have

been so scared

yeah and I totally trashed your web

she's gonna come for me I know it oh

don't worry I bet she's not even mad

what about her friends she's the queen

relax chunk it was just an accident I'm

sure sure everything's okay

ah well if you're sure okay

maybe I'll come back out yeah let's go

yes let's get back to setting up snacks

for the fireworks

totally get why you freak chunk spiders

are super creepy yeah so many eyes

some are actually very dangerous

most spiders are not poisonous I find

that reassuring don't you

come on it's fine spiders are more

scared of you than you are of them wow

they must be terrified

you can do a chunk we're all right here

with you

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chunk

are you all spider what's the spider

spider spider spider spider

hello

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I wonder if that has anything to do with

the spider

security measures

it's just me chunk open up how do I know

you aren't a spider

I don't know how to answer that I do I

have a list of questions to prove you're

not a spider and only then will I open

the door question one how many legs do

you have two good good that's good okay

uh next question eating flies is a gross

be awesome see just what I do ain't

gross excellent you're doing great

whoever you are good luck next question

how big is the biggest web you've ever

spun trick question think carefully well

there's that one art class project and

like you made a web not a real one we

used yarn it wasn't my idea the teacher

made me do it

no entry please give me another chance

fine final question are you a spider no

absolutely not well good answer but I'm

still not convinced go away cheers

fighter

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why so blue Frankie chunk locked us out

of my room he got tangled in one

spiderweb and now he's afraid of all

spiders oh well sometimes people get

scared of things they don't understand

so he knew more about spiders he might

get over his fear exactly this is a job

for a hamster of science I'll set up a

presentation

phew

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it's just us chunk don't worry

everything's gonna be okay yeah we're

gonna watch a movie

is it about some cute furry little Cutie

Pies yes sort of

they also use their webs to catch

annoying insects spiders are our friends

they may seem

whoa but they're not really thanks Venom

one million babies and who is this hairy

fellow an entire cat cow too much spider

talking and now to prove my point I've

brought in a special guest what special

guest if I'd known we were expecting

company I would have knit them a welcome

sweater he's a member of the arachnid

family from our very own backyard please

welcome a spider

oh dear there it seems to have escaped

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I know

no one say anything about the oh look

junk found the spider wonderful

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I think he might still have a slight

fear of spiders your mom was so wrong we

need a new plan chunk will be upset if

he misses the fireworks we can't let

that happen I have an idea but it's a

little out there we're running out of

time I'll take whatever you've got

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but don't please hey chunk whoa stay

back before you come any closer I need

you to shake out your hair go on Shake

It

Now open your mouth

lift your tongue up

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steady steady listen funk perhaps I

could give my presentation one more time

he must have missed something

all clear but you should floss more

um okay uh great news I was out in the

backyard you know getting all of our

delicious snacks ready for the fireworks

oh I really wanted to see those and eat

snacks you can because when I was

outside I met her who

queen of spiders

good news

I told her your story how you got

tangled up and scared and she wants to

talk to you it's quite an honor it is

yep the queen doesn't meet with just any

hamster she thinks you're special well I

am of course she sounds pretty smart

let's find out she's in the living room

right now

no way I'm going in there

I'll be right with you chunk okay I'll

try for you Frankie and for the snacks

chunk you can't take the slipper the

Queen was very specific

I may have deserved that

I'm pretty sure spiders don't cross

their legs

is on his way

good afternoon

Mr Chunk hello again

um so how have you been I've been better

tell me did you mean to destroy my web

no of course not it was a total accident

I was just trying to get a piece of

popcorn I got too scared I left a behind

and I never leave snacks behind that

makes sense I believe you and I want to

offer you a deal you promise to be more

careful around my webs and I'll leave

you big deal

yeah I'll be way more careful around

spider webs now believe me

good then it's

I want that popcorn piece back oh and a

pizza

ah it's the deal here we go now

like a real Pizza not just some weird

bug pizza right yes yes enjoy the

fireworks cool thanks good talk I'm Audi

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it's even boomier than I'd hoped now

don't bother them they won't bother you

I'm so well

oh boy here comes the big finale

huh pretty

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