04x17 - Crabageddon!/Night of the Stonewolf

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

[ loud boom ]

No, no, no, no, no.

What the...

What in the name
of motor oil?!

Do you mind?

Some of us are
trying to inventionate.

[ loud clang ]

No wonder you two
are making such
a rachety racket.

You barely fit
in this room.

Clearly, Gear Island
is too small

to continue containing

my massive
mechanical genius!

Oh! I need more space!

Let us survey our options.

No, no, no, no. Yes.

Wait, go back, go back.

What do we have here?

Ooh! Lots of space,

and all the privacy needed
to create

as many mechanical monsters
as I desire!

And it even looks
like a crab.

I think I'll snap it up.

[ talking and laughing ]

Crab tag.

Whoa, son,
it's been fun,

but you gotta
let go, huh.

Your old man's got
king-type stuff
to do over here--

protecting the kingdom,
grown-up stuff.

But Pop,
I can help ya.

Hey, look, kid,
someday,

you'll take over
the family business

of runnin' this joint,

but for now,
I'm still king of the crabs.

- Capisce?
- Capisce.

[ loud rumbling ]

Uh, Pops?

[ crabs yelling ]

- Scuttle for your life!
- It's comin' this way!

Whoa! Yo, what is this
all about?

[ loud crash ]

Holy cannoli!

[ evil laughter ]

It's moving day,
little crabs.

Dr. Undergear
is moving in,

and you little
gear grinders
are moving out.

[ laughter ]

Pop, we gotta
do something.

We ain't gotta
do nothin'.

I'm gonna take care
of everything.

[ laughing ]

This crab-tastic island
is all ours, boys.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait up, Dr. Gear Guy.

I'm king of
this here island,

and I says, "Hey, time
you and your two

counterfeit crabs
hit the surf."

Capisce?

What's this?
Oh, look.

A funny
little king.

[ chuckles ]

What?! What, you think
I'm funny?

Like I'm a clown fish
to you?

You find me amusin', huh?

Uh-huh. I do.

You're an amusing
little pest.

♪ I claim this island
for Undergear ♪

- ♪ No, you don't ♪
- ♪ Yes, I do ♪

♪ No, you don't, 'cause I'm
the king and I'm rulin' here ♪

- ♪ No, you won't ♪
- ♪ Yes, I will ♪

♪ I'll kick you out ♪

♪ with my mechanized
army of crabs ♪

♪ I'd like to see you try it
in those metal underpants ♪

♪ Please, it's my intention
to make my inventions ♪

♪ Right on this spot ♪

♪ You can try it, paisano,
and hey, what do I know? ♪

♪ But I think not ♪

♪ I claim the island
of the crabs ♪

♪ With my metal machines
on every inch ♪

♪ Not when me and my crabs
give you the pinch ♪

- ♪ No, you won't ♪
- ♪ Yes, we will ♪

- ♪ Yes, we will ♪
- ♪ No, you won't ♪

Hey you, come back.
I'm talkin' here.

Hey, I'm...
[ screaming ]

Pop!

Ah! Come along, minions.

Let us make this island
our own.

Hey, hey, I protect
this island now.

Hey, hold on, Louie.

This goon is way
too powerful for us

to just go off
on the half shell.

Yeah, we need
a plan.

What we need
is a king, huh?

Where are ya, Pop?

Look alive, mateys.

[ screaming ]

King Crab, ahoy!

Hey, Captain Jake.

Cubby, Izzy,
everybody.

How you doin', Feathers?

Welcome aboard,
Your Highness.

But what were you
doing flying?

Oh, you won't believe it.

I got thrown off my own island
by some creepy crank

in a crazy crab suit!

I mean, it was all
mechanical-like.

ALL: Dr. Undergear!

Yeah, that's the guy.

He wants to make
Crab Island his new home.

And Jake, I sure hope
Louie's okay.

He's still back there
with that Under guy.

Hey, you gotta
get me back

so I can give
that mechanical mug

the what-for.

How about we all go back
and give him the what-for?

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Keep digging.

- LOUIE: Hey!
- What's that?

I may not be the king,

but I'm the next
best thing... his son.

Operation Bustin' Bolts
is a go.

[ crabs yelling ]

Ah, more locals, huh?

Well, nothing takes care of

a bunch of nattering
nay-crabs

like a crab net.

[ all yelling ]

Chalk this one up
as a net loss

for the little crabs.

[ evil cackling ]

I am as hilarious
as I am evil and brilliant.

KING: Then how come
I ain't laughin'?

It's time for you
to scuttle off, crabby pants.

The king is back!
Ba-da-boom!

With pirate reinforcements.

Well, Jaunty Jake
has come to play with me

and my mecha minions.

Let's destroy them!

- Pops, over here.
- Louie!

Crew, you keep Undergear
and his robots busy

while the king and I
rescue the crabs.

BOTH: Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Batter up!

Nuts and bolts!

You're goin' down and out!

I tried to stop 'em, Pop.

Hey, you still can,

once we bust you
outta there.

Scuttle free, mateys.

What?! You little rivets
will pay for that.

Gangway!

Yo, youse guys.

Never fear.
Crab Louie is here.

Glad to see you, Louie.

Boys, let's chain up
and bring down

these buckets of bolts.

ALL: Boo-ya!

- Awesome!
- Oh, neat!

Shiver me timbers!

[ crabs cheering ]

Nice work, Louie.

Yeah, but now we gotta
save Pops and Jake.

And I got
an idea how.

I just need youse three
to distract Undergear.

Back off, Undergear.

Oh, I don't think so.

I've got you two cornered.

Give up or else!

Hey, mechanical fancy pants.

Ah, reinforcements, huh?

Well, my crab suit
will make quick work of you.

Huh?

What's wrong,
Dr. Underwear?

Ants in your pants?

Just get them out!

My minions, reduced
to scrap heaps?

Nuts and bolts!

Yo, Pops, look where
Undergear landed.

You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

And what do they say
about great crabs?

Oh, yeah.
They think alike.

Thanks, Pops.

Calling all crabs.
Follow us.

Wait. What are you doing
up there?

Crabs away!

Oh, scrap metal.

[ Undergear yelling ]

So long, Doc.

Looks like the only one
movin' out today is youse.

ALL: Boo-ya!

Hey, pirate paisans.

Thank you, my friends,
for helping boot Undergear

and his scrap iron g*ons.

Any time, crab mateys.

Understand?
I mean, capisce?

ALL: Capisce!

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping the king
and Crab Louie,

we got ten
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistling ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

It's back to
the drawing board.

No more crabs.

What?

My mechanical minions
managed to escape

and rejoin me.

Ah, two very large,

very real crabs.

[ shrieking ]

Bad crabs!
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!

[ wolf howling ]

HOOK: Quickly, men.
I want that moon gem.

[ straining ]

Blimey.

This Stonewolf statue
gives me the creepy-jeebies.

Careful. Do not touch
that cursed gem.

Anyone who so much as
lays a finger on it

will be magically
transformed

into a werewolf.

That's not all, cap'n.

Legend says the Stonewolf
roams at night.

Nonsense.
It's just a statue.

Um, beggin' the cap'n's
pardon,

but if this moon gem
be so dangerous,

why do you want it?

Because I've got
a wolfishly hairy plan.

I will use this gem
to trick Captain Jake

and his bitty buccaneers
into leading me

to the legendary
Stonewolf treasure.

Oh, dear.
It's not very nice

to trick the sea pups.

Mr. Smee, in case
you haven't noticed,

I am not nice,
and I love playing tricks.

Now hurry!

BONES: Creepy-jeebies.

JAKE: What an awesome day,
eh, crew?

I could go to the beach
every day!

Whoa!

Cubby, you all right?

Yeah. Hey,
check it out.

Where'd that package
come from?

Green paper,
sparkles.

I bet it's from
Peter and Tinker Bell.

Aw, coconuts.

It's just a rock.

Whoa!

That's the moon gem.

Don't touch it,

- or you'll turn
into a werewolf.
- Oh, no!

Look alive!

Ow! Hey.

Shiver me timbers!

Uh-oh.

[ screaming ]

Howlin' crackers!

I feel like a furry
flying carpet.

Yay hey, no way.

Aw, coconuts.

[ howling ]

Whoa. What a glow.

This is weird.

Why would Peter pull
a prank like this?

He wouldn't,
but I know who would.

That sneaky snook...

Little old me.

ALL: Captain Hook!

Yay hey, no way.
Why did you do this?

Because I need you furry
fang faces

to lead me to
Stonewolf Valley

and the legendary
Stonewolf treasure.

Stonewolf Valley?

- Only a werewolf
can find that place.
- Precisely.

Then why didn't you just
turn yourself into a werewolf,

and find the treasure
on your own?

Well, you see,
the cap'n felt

that it was
too dangerous,

and, uh, oh my!

Now you poor sea pups
are all wolves.

- I'm so sorry.
- Please don't bite us!

Mateys, the only way
to reverse the wolf spell

is to return the moon gem
to the Stonewolf statue.

So... [ growls ]

- Give us back
the moon gem.
- Never!

I shall keep the gem
until you lead me
to the treasure.

And if you do not
succeed by sunrise
tomorrow,

you will all remain
werewolves forever!

Forget it, captain.

I'm not letting you
get away with this.

[ growling ]

Stop it. Get away.
Down, boy!

Ha! Got it!
Come on, wolf mateys.

We're giving this back
to the Stonewolf.

[ howling ]

Stop those pesky pups!

I need them to find
that treasure.

Hold up, crew.

The Stonewolf statue,
it's gone!

[ howling ]

But if we can't return
the moon gem

to the Stonewolf
before sunrise,

we're sunk.

So you might as well
lead me to that
Stonewolf treasure.

And to make sure that
you dogs remain obedient,

I shall hold on
to that moon gem.

Barnacles!

[ screams ]
Take this away!

I got it. Wait, no.

I don't got it.

My turn.

Blast! Now we be
werewolves, too.

- [ both laughing ]
- I like this game.

You blithering
bubbleheads.

Give me that!
Now follow me.

Yay hey, where are
they going?

Follow me, crew.

[ howling ]

Ta-ta, puny fleabags.

Now that me crew and I
be wolves,

we can find our own way
to Stonewolf Valley

and the treasure.

Listen up.

With me werewolf senses,

I can see the path
to Stonewolf Valley.

Look! The wolf prints
show the way.

[ all howling ]

Mateys, we gotta
get that gem back now.

This is an emergency.

I'm on it, Jake.
Pixie dust...

Shiver me timber wolves.
[ howls ]

Over there.
The Stonewolf statue.

It's alive!

How'd that happen?

I don't know,
but it must
want the moon gem back,

so now it's going after
Captain Hook.

Good. Old Sneaky Snook
will get just what he deserves.

No!

It's bad for him and us.

We need to get
that gem, remember?

CUBBY:
Mateys, check it out.

[ barking ] I found another
way around the ravine.

But we'll have to hurry

if we're gonna
catch up to Hook.

Yo h*, let's gooooo!

[ howling ]

Glory be.

I can practically
smell the treasure.

[ howling ]

Follow me,
you mangy mutts.

Cap'n, might I suggest
we abandon this treasure hunt?

We're werewolves.

We have to return
that bewitched gem

before... lizard!

Come back here.

I do not have time for
all these wolf-dog shenanigans.

My, what a glorious moon.

[ howling ]

Who's a good boy?

Mr. Smee,
you've done it!

You found
the Stonewolf treasure!

I don't much like
the look of this place.

It be spooky
and ooky.

Oh, I don't know.

I like this big statue.
[ howls ]

That be no statue.

It's the Stonewolf!

Steady, men...
I mean, wolves.

You distract the beast
while I run away.

[ growling ]

Captain Jake!

Thank goodness
you're here.

What do you want,
wolfy boy?

You have to return the moon gem
to the Stonewolf, Hook.

Not until I gets
me treasure.


Back off, beast.

Ha ha! The moon gem!

Blast!

Crumbling coconuts.

We'll never find
the moon gem now.

Not so fast.

We're trying to make
things right here.

Dig, you scurvy wolves.

Find that moon gem!

[ barking ]

Can't catch me.

Uh-oh. Maybe you can.

I got your back, Cubby.

And I've got
the Stonewolf's back.

Aw, who's a big, scary
Stonewolf?

Yes, you are.

Yes, you are.

Aw, he's just
a big puppy.

A puppy that could eat us.

Heads up.
The sun's rising.

We've gotta return
the moon gem now!

Ahhh! Where is it?

- I can't find it anywhere.
- Me neither.

Wait. Every time
I howled,

the moon gem glowed.

So if I howl,
I bet I could find it.

[ howling ]

It worked!

We're almost
out of time.

Catch!

Just in time.

Oh, I miss me tail.

Well, don't miss
any of this treasure.

Quickly, crew, we must...

[ growling ]

...run away from this place,
and never return!

SMEE: Thanks for
saving our hides, sea pups!

You're welcome, Mr. Smee.

You're welcome, too.

Looks like the Stonewolf
is returning home

to keep watch over
Stonewolf Valley.

[ all howling ]

[ laughter ]

[ howling ]

Yo h*, way to go.

For returning the moon gem
to the Stonewolf,

we got nine
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistling ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

SMEE: Excuse me, cap'n,
but where are we headed?

Anywhere.
I care not.

Take me far away
from that wolf beast.

[ light growling ]

The Stonewolf is back!

Out of me way,
you overgrown sea lizard!

[ confused grumbling ]