04x13 - Attack of the Pirate Piranhas/March of the Lava Monsters

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Blast it!
Bones, are you sure

we be heading in
the right direction?

Where is
Never Land?

Oh, rusty buckles,
cap'n.

I think I've been readin'
me compass all wrong.

That's an orange,
not a compass!

[ giggles ]
Oh, right.

That explains why
it be so delicious.

But where in blazes are we?

I don't know, cap'n.

But I be havin'
a bad feeling about

these dark waters
around here.

Ha ha h*!

Wherever we be,
the fish be a-bitin'.

And a-bitin'
and a... whoa!

Oh, dear.
Pirate piranhas!

Dangerous fish with
a big appetite.

Why, those teeth
are unstoppable.

They'll eat anything--

wood, metal, coral,
rock, you name it.

Oh, so they're hungry.

Why should I concern
meself with

some famished fish?

Oh, dear, cap'n.

You just spoiled
their dinner.

Thunderation!

Methinks the fishies got
something else on their menu.

Us!

We're doomed!

What? Quickly, men.

Set sail for...

for anywhere but here!

[ all clamoring ]

Gangway!

This ship is plenty
big enough to carry

all me new
trapping equipment

back to
the Trap Shack.

We're always happy to help
a matey, Brewster.

You know, that's why
I became a beast trapper.

To help both man
and beast,

especially when the two
aren't getting along.

HOOK: Blasted fish!

Crackers, it's
old barnacle boots.

What's he doing here?

Oh, by jingos!

Terrible beasties!

I don't want to be
fish food!

Looks like
some pirate piranhas

have followed your old friend
in from deeper waters.

And I think Captain Hook
is gonna need our...

[ Hook screaming ]

Yo h*, let's go!

I sure hope Queen Coralie
likes this fintastic

wind sail surfboard
I made for her.

[ dolphin chittering ]

[ pirates screaming ]

Whoa. Captain Hook?

Now there goes
a tide of trouble.

And there goes
a mess of pirate piranhas.

[ chittering ]

Of all the ragged reefs.

We've run out of sea.

Turn this thing around.

Scuttle me scuppers!

It's a fishy attack!

Too close!

Don't eat me,
don't eat me!

Crikey. Hungry
little critters, they be.

Men, pirate up.

Hold steady.

Blunderin' buckets
of bilge water!

Abandon ship!!

Row, row, row this dinghy
as far as it can go.

And keep rowing!

Hey, guys, it's cool.

We're all fish here, right?

Guys?

Then again,
maybe not.

Hey, you guys
still hungry?

You just had lunch.

I gotta lose 'em.

Ahoy, Finn. Looks like
you need a lift.

Thanks, Captain Jake.
You got here just in time.

So, pirate piranhas

hot on your mer-tail?

Nah. They can't
catch me.

But if those flipped-out fish
aren't stopped soon,

they'll totally chew up
Mermaid Lagoon, and more.

Lucky for us, Brewster here
is the best beast trapper.

And fish trapper, mate.

So don't worry.
I'll do my best

to help you handle
them nasty little critters.

[ laughing ]

And I've got just the right
tool for the job.

I call it
the aqua trapper.

Me brand-new underwater
capture trap

made of the strongest
Never metal.

Go on then.

Scully want a cr*cker?

Don't mind if I...

Hey, I've been trap-ified.

Nice work, Brewster.

But how will we get
the pirate piranhas

into the trap?

Well, if you're gonna
go fishing,

you're gonna need bait.

Don't look at me.

Relax, fella.

I got something tastier.

You see, pirate piranhas
can't resist

this salty little snack.

Deep-sea driftwood.

Works every time.

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.

That's it.
Lunch time.

Eat up,
boys and girls.

Ha ha!

Too right.

Them chompy-chompers
can't eat their way

through Never metal.

You sure about that?

IZZY: Hey hey, no way!

Sorry, mates. That was
me strongest trap.

Well, if we can't
trap them,

maybe we can push them
out of the lagoon.

This I gotta see.

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

- Comin' through!
- Yeah!

So what's the plan,
Captain Jake?

We're gonna blow these fish
right out of the lagoon

with our new Never Sea
bubble cannons.

Watch.

Thar they blow!

Yo h*, oh no!

Our bubbles just burst.

Mateys, evasive
maneuvers!

FINN: Can't catch me.

For such little fish,

these pirate piranhas
sure have a big bite.

HOOK: Tell me about it!

I think they be
gainin' on us again.

Faster, ya sloths.

Bad fishy,
bad fishy.

Coconuts. These fish
never quit.

That's why you guys
need to get back aboard

the Colossus
where they can't get you.

Finn's right.
So dive!

Crikey!

Captain Jake,
I hope you have a plan

- to save Mermaid Lagoon.
- Not to worry, Skully.

Whatever it be, mate,

you better do it fast.

Yeah. Now that
the pirate piranhas

have reached
the mighty Colossus,

they think they're
gonna eat it.

That's exactly what
we want them to think.

ALL: We do?!

It's like Brewster says.

If you're gonna go fishing...

You're gonna need bait.

Ha ha. We can use
your ship

to lure the little chompers
out to sea.

And I know just the place
to take 'em.

A place where they can
eat all day,

and never run out
of stuff to munch.

Gangway!

Here come the g*ng
of guzzlers!

And here comes
Sunken Ship Gorge.

Wait.

BOTH: Jake!

Hold fast, mateys.

Captain Jake!

Jake!

Wait.

Now!

Feast your eyes, mates.

An endless buffet
for the little nippers.

Those pirate piranhas
can gorge in the gorge

all they want,
and never run out
of chomper chow.

Yay!

Captain Jake, thanks for
helping me

give these feisty fish
the slippery slip.

Any time, mer-matey.

Catch ya later.

Guess that means the case
of the pirate piranha

is officially wrapped up.

Not for everybody.

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping get rid
of the pirate piranhas,

we got 12 gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Yeah!
- All right!

Ah, salvation awaits.

Abandon ship!

We are finally safe

from that
insufferable fish.

Save me, Smee!

Ah, this be
the perfect place, Bones.

[ screams ]

Hot, hot! Oi!

Another marshmallow
burnt to a crisp.

Mine's a perfect
golden brown.

Sharky, Bones.

What do you think
this is?

I brought you here
to find

the fiery eye of Molta!

Legend says this magic
medallion will unleash

an unbelievable power.

And you know how the cap'n feels
about unbelievable power.

Somewhere in this
sweltering sauna

the medallion
lies hidden,

so find this treasure!

Oh, but, cap'n, we've
been searching for hours.

In every
nook and cranny.

Oi, what's this?
[ giggles ]

I've been sitting on
an itty-bitty treasure chest.

Mine!

Oh! The fiery eye of Molta!

It's mine,
it's mine!

It's... hot,
it's hot, hot, hot.

Hot!

HOOK: No!!

[ belching loudly ]

Mateys, check out
Belch Mountain.

It's blowin'
its stack again.

What's with
the purple smoke?

Let's get a closer look.

- Bucky, to Never Land.
- [ rings twice ]

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

No fair. I wants
me medallion back.

I'm afraid it's
lost forever, sir.

Melted into
nothingness.

Boiling bilge water.

What is that?

[ growling ]

[ all screaming ]

[ growling ]

I...

live!

Lava monster!

Stay where you are, men.

This is the power
I was searching for.

Me own personal
lava monster!

You there.

I am the great and glorious
Captain Hook.

Your master.

Bow to me!

Arise,
my burning brothers.

BOTH: We live,
O molten master.

Oh, my!

Quiet!

My monster is merely making
more of its kind

to serve me.

With luck, I shall have
me own army.

Now I wear medallion.

I Chief Molta.

Leader of fiery followers.

Oh no, you're not.

I found the medallion.

I dropped it
in the lava.

Therefore, I...

[ screaming ]

Abandon volcano!

Captain first.
Out of me way.

Ouch. Oh, dear!

Captain Hook.

Wait, stop.

Mr. Smee?

Ahoy, sea pups.

The cap'n accidentally
created lava monsters.

No time to explain.

Shiver me timbers.

What kind of hot mess
has Hook got into now?

That kind!

Run!

We must make
big hole.

Drain volcano.

Turn Never Land
into Lava Land.

Crispy crackers,
this place is gonna be

one big barbecue pit.

That'll never happen,

'cause we're gonna
stop 'em.

Hear that?

If those puny pirates
are not afraid of

those overheated hulks,
neither am I.

Good for you,
cap'n.

We'll help you stop
those horrible creatures

and save Never Land.

I am not interested
in saving Never anything.

We're going to get
the medallion back

so I can create
me own army of lava monsters.

Make lava flow!

Commence coconut shelling.

Fire one.

BOTH: Fire two.

Fire three.

Coconuts!

Our coconut barrage didn't
bother them a bit.

Out of me way, boys.

Watch as I snatch
that magic medallion

without getting toasted.

Ha ha!

I'll take that.

Hot, hot!
Smee!

Coming, cap'n.

[ growling ]

Water?! Oh!

Did you see how
the monster reacted
to the water?

Yeah. He liked it
as much as Captain Hook
likes Tick-Tock Croc.

Exactly.

So what do you say
we give those lava monsters

a good soaking?

IZZY: Hey, Mr. Monster Man.

Over here!

[ growling ]

Water away!

Back off, unless you want
some more of the wet stuff.

[ yelling ]

Oh no, you don't.

Look out below.

Okay, hot shots,
keep moving.

All right, mateys,
now we push them
back to the beach.

A dip in the Never Sea
will cool 'em down.

Are you cooled down
now, cap'n?

No. I must get
that magic medallion back.

But how, cap'n?

Them hotsie-totsie
monsters

are hotter than
an oven on the sun

in the middle
of the summer.

Yes, they are.

And that gives me
an idea

on how to beat
their heat.

No. Go no further,
brothers.

Stand together.

Uh-oh. This
can't be good.

Turn up the heat!

Hot... hot... hot!

It's a mega molten monster.

Run for it, mateys!

We're going to need
more than buckets
to fight that thing.

We're gonna need
an ocean of water.

Well, I know someone
who can get it for us.

Them lava monsters sure enough
came this way, cap'n.

Good. This time I shall grab
that medallion without fail.

With my super insulated suit
and my oven mitt hook,

there is no amount of heat...

...can touch me.

[ screaming ]

Check it out.

Bucky has just what it takes
to fight fire monsters.

Engage super scoop.

Lava flow, lava go.

Lava cover all!

IZZY: Oh, no.
It's broken through.

The lava's flowing.

JAKE: Come on, Bucky.

Yo h*!

Fire water cannon!

Bucky, it's time
for the big drop!

Pull up, Bucky,
pull up!

[ laughing ]

Flow, lava, flow!

- Yeah!
- Yay!

Water drop!

Cracked crackers.

Bye-bye, jewelry.

[ roaring ]

SKULLY: Whoo hoo!
It's turned to stone.

Now he's nothing but
a big, ugly statue.

CUBBY: Yo h*, the lava's
all plugged up.

JAKE: Yay hey,
way to go, crew!

Bucky, take us to
Pirate Island.

Time to celebrate.

With a frosty mug of
cold coconut smoothies.

Extra freeze-y.

[ all laughing ]

Mateys, for defeating
the lava monsters,

we got 11 gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Yeah!
- All right!

Ooh, what a wretched day.

I was singed,
scorched and smashed

flat as a pancake.

Look on the bright
side, cap'n.

We did find the perfect
spot to roast marshmallows.

I be making
pirate s'mores.

And I brought
popping corn.

Lots of it.

HOOK: No!!

Anybody got butter?