04x10 - Captain Quixote/Captain Hook's Crocodile Crew

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

IZZY: Ahoy! No one's
as fast as me!

JAKE: Wanna bet, Izzy?

You may be fast,
Captain Jake,

but can you do this?
Whoa!

Blast you bitty buccaneers
and your windy boards.

I am soaked
to me bones.

Oh, sorry,
Captain Hook.

We didn't
see you there.

[ laughs ]
The captain and I
needed a bath anyway.

Isn't that right,
cap'n?

Speak for yourself.

Now go splish your splashes
someplace else.

Sure thing.

Come on, crew.

[ both yelling ]

Yo h*!

Last one to Skull Rock
is a rusty doubloon.

Hey, what's that
up ahead?

Crackers.
We're the catch of the day.

[ all exclaiming ]

- I bit my beak.
- Cap'n, look.

That fancy ship
just scooped up the sea pups.

Those swabs are
no concern of mine.

But that fancy ship

might contain
fancy treasure

that I can scoop up.

At last.

El Blanco is mine!

¿Que es esto?

What is this?

You are not
El Blanco.

Oh, no time
for celebration.

We must continue
our quest.

Pepino,
throw them back.

Aye, aye,
Captain Quixote. Sí.

Not so fast.

I'm Captain Jake,
and this is my crew,

Izzy, Cubby
and Skully.

Ah! You tiny
pequeño pirates have spirit.

I am the great
Captain Juan Quixote,

and this is my faithful
first mate, Pepino.

Hola. Hello.

So what's the big
quest you're on?

I seek the White One.

El Blanco.

What's an El Blanco?

Oh, a terrible
giant squid.

Long ago, El Blanco
attacked my ship

and took from me
El Escudo Durado,

a magnificent
golden shield.

Ever since then,
I have been after this squid.

I must get back
what is mine.

Oh, my, that squid
sounds like

a dreadful beast.

I do not care about
any bloated water worm.

What I want
is that golden shield.

[ laughs ]

So, young amigos,
you look to be

a stout-hearted group.

I could use your help.

Then consider us
on board, Captain Quixote.

Gracias.
Thank you.

Together, we shall
be victorious.

Now we sail!

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Hola! There she blows!

Ay carumba.
There is my golden shield.

Today, El Blanco
will be mine.

Full speed ahead, amigos.

Rapido.
Faster.

The beast must not escape.

- BOTH: Whoa!
- Captain Quixote,

we're gonna crash.
We need to slow down.

No, we must go faster.

- JAKE: Look out!
- CUBBY: Coconuts!

- That was close.
- Hold on!

Missed by a tail feather.

JAKE: Captain Quixote, wait.
Incoming!

Oh, amigos,
are you okay?

If getting smashed,
bashed and crashed is okay,

then we're fine.

Captain, no quest is worth
risking the safety

of your ship and crew.

Captain Jake is right.

This is all my fault.

My thirst for capturing
El Blanco blinded me.

I am sorry, amigos.

I have let you down.

But how shall I capture
that beast?

With a new plan.

But this time,
you have to listen to us.

BONES: So what are we
looking for?

The captain said it be
a big squidy thing

called The Blanket.

Crikey.
Sounds scary,
yet cozy.

Just keep your eyes
sharp, men.

This slippery beast
has treasure I seek.

He could be anywhere.

Battle stations!

[ men yelling ]

The golden shield!

Come to Papa Hook,
lovely golden treasure.

I got it.

I got it!

[ laughing ]

Sail away, men.

Unhand me!

I'm not okay with this.

Crackers, old barnacle britches
is in trouble.

[ screams ]
El Blanco!

I must capture him.

Full speed ahead.

Man the sails.
Hoist the jib.

Captain Quixote.

I mean... together.

We shall capture him, no?
[ weak laughter ]

Aye, aye, captain.

So be ready
to grab the rope.

What about the net?

We have a new
emergency plan.

It's called pixie dust away.

Release me, you jigglin'
jelly beast.

Yo h*. Pick on pirates
your own size.

Whoa!

Ha ha!

Can't catch me.

No way.

Close, but not
close enough.

Watch it,
Mr. Grabby.

Sail away, men.
Sail far, far away.

Okay, crew,
wrap him up.

BOTH: Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Okay, captain,
reel him in.

How I have
longed for this day.

El Escudo Dorado
is returned.

Now go!

And never come back.

♪ Hitches sing
El Blanco ♪

♪ El Blanco,
El Blanco ♪

♪ Return what
you stole ♪

♪ I'll chase you forever ♪

♪ He said
with a cry ♪

♪ El Blanco,
El Blanco ♪

♪ And so the adventures
of chasing El Blanco ♪

♪ Day after day
after night after night ♪

♪ But now,
the treasure returns ♪

♪ No more will
Quixote chase ♪

♪ El Blanco ♪

Ay.

What's wrong,
Captain Quixote?

I do not understand.

I should be happy,
but I am not.

My quest is done.

Now what shall I do?

No way.
El Blanco is back,

and he looks just as sad
as Captain Quixote.

I think the captain
was happier

when he was chasing
El Blanco.

Shoo!

I bet Captain Quixote
and El Blanco

would be happier if they could
chase each other again.

[ laughs ]

Got it.

[ laughs ]

Hey there. Look!

Row, Mr. Smee.

Row like the wind.

Curse you, monster.

I shall chase you to
the ends of the Never Sea

and back again!

Oh, Pepino, it is good
to be back in the game.

Amigos, the quest is on.

I never realized how much
I enjoyed the chase.

So let it begin!

We're glad you're
happy again, Captain Quixote.

Then I will say adios.

Good-bye, mis amigos.

And now, Pepino,
we sail!

After El Blanco!

♪ El Blanco,
El Blanco ♪

♪ Continue the adventures ♪

♪ The thrill of the chase ♪

♪ That is all that he needs ♪

♪ El Blanco ♪

Ahoy, mateys.
Hola, amigos.

For helping Captain Quixote
on his quest today,

we got 11 gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

- [ sighs ]
- Cap'n?

You seem so unhappy,

so Sharky and I
decided you need
a quest of your own.

Quest? What kind
of a quest?

Why, goin' after
El Tick Tocko,

the white croco.

[ shrieks ]

Save me, Smee.

Step lively, men,
and be careful.

It's like Mother Nature
has paid tribute

to me own dear mummy.

I must show it to her.

Couldn't you just
bring her here?

Cease your caterwauling.

Press on.

That bridge looks
a wee bit rickety,
if you ask me.

Nonsense.
Come on, men.

It's too heavy.
The bridge can't take it.

- Then step lightly.
- Oh.

Mummy.

I don't think
she suffered, sir.

Buffoons.

I told you
to step lightly.

Why can't you follow
a simple order?

Where in blazes are we?

I do believe we're at
Crocodile Creek, cap'n.

The last place on Earth
I wish to be.

Let's get out of here.

Blast. Where's me hat?

Somebody find it.

Ow!

Cap'n, here be something.

This is not me hat.

It's some kind
of old crown.

I've seen that
in picture books.

It's the legendary
Crocodile Crown.

Whoever wears it
becomes the king
of the crocodiles.

You must be joking.

It certainly doesn't
make me feel kingly.

[ growling ]

Tick Tock Croc!

Don't eat me.

Ooh! What in plunder?

See? I told ya.

It's the crown.
You're their king.

Impossible.
It can't be true.

[ growling ]

It's true.

I am the king
of the crocodiles.

You may address me as
His Serene Majesty,

James the First,
Crowned Head of the Crocodiles,

Ruler of the Reptiles,

and Lord High Muckamuck
of the Swamp.

Sit!

Play dead.

Form a pyramid.

[ laughs ]
Mambo!

Ooh, such devotion.

If only you louts
followed orders so well.

We always try
to follow your orders, cap'n.

Even when they're
topsy-turvy and a wee
bit scurvy.

Yes, like today on that
rickety splickety bridge.

Ye questioning
my authority?

You always were
a mutinous crew.

I don't need
you naysayers anymore.

I have a new
obedient crew. Boys.

What does he mean
by boys...

Captain Hook
is king of the crocs?

- Aye.
- You gotta help us,
Captain Jake.

I'm supposed to meet
my mateys at Mermaid Lagoon

for a clambake sale,
but this sounds serious.

Yo h*, let's go talk
some sense into Captain...

I mean, King Hook.

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Your king
is well pleased.

But enough frivolity.

Now there is
this treasure.

SMEE: Ahoy there, cap'n.

We're back.

And we brought
Captain Jake along.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

I mean, Your Majesty.

Crocodiles are wild
and dangerous.

King or not,
you could get hurt.

I suspected there might be
jealousy from others,

so I prepared for it.

Quickly, me thick-hided
hearties.

Take care of
these interlopers.

Nice crocodillies.

Sweet crocodillies.

No biting now.

I hereby proclaim

that you are prisoners
of the crown,

by orders of the king.

Me.

My sword.
Captain Hook.

We're just trying
to help you.

Call me
Your Majesty.

And I don't need
your help.

For I am king!

♪ All hail me,
Crocodile King ♪

♪ Refer to me as
Majesty ♪

♪ All hail me
by decree ♪

♪ I am
the Crocodile King ♪

♪ They'll go when I want
when I say when ♪

♪ Not a bit of back talk,
crocodilly ugly ♪

♪ Do what I want,
stand up, sit down ♪

♪ I am the king
in the crocodile crown ♪

[ singing gibberish ]

♪ Fast or slow,
I say so ♪

♪ Crocodile crew
on tippy toe ♪

♪ Chop and snap,
spin and swing ♪

♪ I am
the Crocodile King ♪

♪ I am the Crocodile King ♪

♪ Hail to
the Crocodile King ♪

Oh, we are pleased.

And now that our royal self
finally has a worthy crew,

we are going to retrieve

the treasure of
Captain Catastrophe,

the most dangerous
buried treasure ever!

That treasure is a menace
shrouded in peril,

wrapped in
a death trap.

[ laughs ]
I scoff at danger.

Come, me beastly buckos.

Let us away.
Treasure away!

If he loses
that crocodile crown,

he's a goner
for sure.

We've gotta
help him.

But how?

I guess crocodiles don't know
much about tying knots.

Listen up,
me crocodile cohorts.

Under that "X"
lies the richest treasure

in all of Never Land.

But none have dared risk
running the gauntlet

of those diabolical devices
to get at it...

until now.

Good work,
me loyal crockies.

Why, thank you.

Glory be!
You rascals are strong.

Start digging.

Your king commands it.

[ evil laughter ]

Your king is soon to be
a rich king.

Me kingly crown is gone.

No. Get back.

Even without the crown,
I am still your king.

Oh, stop!

Somebody save me!

Come back.

Your king commands you!

[ blows raspberry ]

Oh, I wish I had
me old crew back.

Will no one save me?

BONES: We will, cap'n.

Let's go get him,
mateys.

ALL: Charge!

Hang on, cap'n.
We're coming.

Hurry, before I'm...

[ bell rings ]

Too late.

Follow us.
We'll get you out.

Fine. Oh, Mummy.
I missed you.

Sharky, Bones,
the cap'n's loopy.

You'll have
to carry the boss.

BOTH: Aye, aye.

We need to jam
the machine.

This should do it.

We gotta get
outta here now!

I'm alive.

Oh, thank me lucky
Never stars.

You should thank
your crew.

They risked
everything
to save you.

Well, what can I say?

I endangered your lives,

I had you chased away,
I locked you up,

and yet, you all
stayed loyal

till the very last minute.

We had to, cap'n.

You're...
you're our cap'n.

There's nothin'
we wouldn't do
for you, sir.

And we're good at
doing nothing.

Boys, you may not be
the most dutiful crew,

but I can always
count on you

to look after
the most important thing to me.

Me.

Oh, cap'n.

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping Captain Hook
and his crew,

we got eight
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

Ha ha!