04x05 - Shark Attack!/Captain Hook's Colossal Collision

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Come with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

[ water splashing ]

Gangway for
the Mighty Colossus!

[ stopwatch ticking ]

Whoa!
We cleared the reef
in record time!

Way to go, Captain Jake!

This ship isn't
just big, it's fast!

[ wind whooshing by ]

Mighty sails,
tons of cannons,
barrels of crackers.

This ship has everything!

[ water splashes ]

Whoa, what's that?

[ gasp ]
Was that
a Never-Shark's fin?

Only one way
to know for sure.

[ metal creaking ]

[ metal clacking ]

With our colossal periscope,

we can see everything
below the Never Sea.

Check it out.

[ metal creaks ]

IZZY:
Oh neat!
CUBBY:
Awesome!

SKULLY: Crackers!
IZZY: Look at all
those old shipwrecks.

SKULLY:
And check out
the local marine life.

That's one king-sized crab.

JAKE:
Look... a shark.

CUBBY:
And an even bigger shark.

IZZY:
What are they doing?

Aye. Something about
these fish sure seems fishy.

You know, the Colossus
has something to help me get
an even closer look.

The Splash Diver.

♪ Yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ Yo-h*,
let's go ♪

♪ All aboard,
on our way ♪

♪ Captain Jake,
lead the way ♪

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Stand together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ Anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Yo-h*, Captain Jake ♪

These fishy fish
aren't even fish.

They're machines.

Whoa.

[ whirring ]

There's only one
evil pirate inventor

who could possibly
build mechanical
creatures like these...

Dr. Undergear.

[ evil laugh ]

Oh. It appears we meet again,
Captain Jake.

Sooo...

what do you think of my
undersea salvage operation?

[ dinging ]
[ giggles ]

It's a real clock stopper,
isn't it?

I don't get it.
Why do you want
all that sunken junk?

Junk?

Oh, no, no, no.
No junk here.

My mechanical pets
and I are collecting
useful parts...

valuable parts....

Ship parts
I can use to build...

even more evil machines.

Wait a clockwork minute.

Is that magnificent vessel
your ship?

Aye. The Mighty Colossus.

Ow. Nuts and bolts.

A ship like that would
have every precious part
I could ever want...

and more.

No way, Undergear.

I will never let you
destroy the Colossus.


Oh. You can try to stop me,
but let me warn you,

my mechanical shark suit
has quite a bite.

Careful, Jake.
Whoa.

That looks like
a dangerous shark.

Crackers.
That's no shark--
it's Dr. Undergear.

Come, my mechanical minions.

Your master speaks
and his order is this.

Sink the Colossus.

The mad doctor is in,
and he's brought
his metal monsters.

Mateys,
defend the Mighty Colossus.

ALL:
Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

Undergear....

Hoist the sails.

Whoa.
Oh.

Evasive maneuvers.
[ wheel creaking ]

Crabby crab ahoy.

Uh-oh.
Yikes.

Whoa.

We gotta nab that crab.

[ thud ]

Firing net cannons.

All right.

IZZY:
Yo-h*, way to go.

Woo-hoo,
they're going down.

[ laughs ]

You want to stop me?
You'll have to catch me.

Where'd he go?

[ chuckles ]
Unless, of course,
I catch you first.

Time to net this fish
with my sea snagger.

Nuts and bolts.

For a little pirate, you are
one galleon-sized glitch.

[ singsong ]
But no matter.

Your silly little net is no
match for my Shark Sword.

[ chomping ]

Better be careful,
Captain Jake.

My Shark Sword
is still hungry.

There is no bolt
it cannot bite.

Whoa.

[ metal creaking ]
Uh-oh.

[ metal creaking ]

Shiverin' shellfish.

[ evil laugh ]

[ singsong ]
Wait for me.

Whoa.
Abandon ship.

Yikes.
[ chuckle ]

Looks like you are
in hot water, huh, pirate boy?

And by hot water,
I mean big trouble.

[ evil laughter ]

If anyone is in trouble...
it's you, Dr. Undergear.

Perfect pirate
timing, Izz.

Aw, crankshaft.

[ singsong ]
Oh. Creatures of metal,
your master commands you.

Keep these little
gear-grinders busy...

Aah.
Uh-oh.

...while I take
this mighty ship
back to Gear Island

to sink and salvage
its precious parts.

IZZY:
Yay-hey,
no way.

IZZY: We can't let Dr. Undergear
take the Colossus.

Izzy, Cubby, you keep these
mechanical minions busy.

I'm going fishing...

for Undergear.

BOTH:
Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

So how can we
stop those big guys?

We get 'em deep-sea dizzy.

Aye, aye, Izzy.

Yo h*. Operation
Creature Crash is a go.

Three...

Two...
IZZY:
One.

BOTH:
Now.

Crashin' coconuts,
we did it.

Hmmm... "Captain Skully."

I could get used to that.
[ chuckles ]

Oh, step aside,
you grubby gear-grinder.

I am captain
of this ship now,

and all its precious parts
belong to me.

Crackers. Whoa.
Hey.
[ chomp ]

Whoa. Hey.
[ thump ]

I've had enough
of your metal
shark-headed mutiny.

[ mechanical whirring ]

Oh. If you want this ship,
then come and take it from me.

If you dare.

[ grunts ]
[ shouts ]

BOTH:
Hiya.

[ swords clanging ]

Looks like your shark suit
is slowing ya down, doc.

Ah-ah-ah.
What my suit lacks in speed,
it makes up in power.

[ evil laugh ]

It's a real rip-roarin'
gear-greaser, huh?

Whoa.
[ crash ]

Oh, sure.
It's a barrel of laughs.

Actually, a bunch of barrels.

Aah. Ow.
[ chuckles ]

You'll have to do
better than that, boy.

You're a slippery cog,
aren't you?

Captain Cog to you.

Go, Captain Jake.

[ clang ]
Oh, please.

My shark suit
cannot be stopped
by your silly sword.

Then maybe,
I could borrow yours.

Ah. My shark sword.

You mean my sword now.

Time to fight
shark with shark.
Bye-bye, bolts.

[ chomping ]
Ah-oh-oo-oh stop--Stop.
What are you doing?

Nooo!

Sorry, Undergear,
your plan is
officially sunk.

[ crying ]

But that was
my best shark suit.

Okay. It was
my only shark suit.

Oh, rusty ratchets to you,
Captain Jake.

Nice fish,
Dr. Underwear.

Oh. This isn't over.

You may have thrown
an unwelcome wrench

into my evil plans
this time...

[ air gushing ]

but next time,
there will be no stopping...

[ shouting ]
Dr. Underwear.

[ shouting ]
I meant Undergear.

Once again,
Captain Jake has proven

that no one can ever take
on the Mighty Colossus...

Or its crew.

Yo h*,
way to go, mateys.

For stopping the devious
Dr. Undergear

from sinking
the Mighty Colossus,

we got 12 gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in our
team treasure chest.

♪

[ whistles ]

Ah, Gear Island.

If the wind holds,
I will soon be home.

Then I, the evil
Dr. Undergear,

will plan my
evil revenge--

Aah!

[ screaming ]
[ splashing ]

Well, it could be worse.

[ chuckles ]
Oh, sprocket.

[ growling ]
[ screaming ]

CUBBY:
Wow. The Mighty Colossus
has so many hidden secrets.

Like these cannonballs.
Fire.

[ fireworks bursting ]

Yo-h*. Another bull's-eye.

And that cookie
Cannonball
was a real blast.

Now we know
the ones with stripes
are full of fireworks.

Right. And the ones
marked with stinkpot plants

explode into stink bombs.
[ chuckles ]

And the ones with stars
have itching powder in 'em.
Yee-ah.

I can't wait to see
what the other ones do.

The only way to find out
is to test one of each.

Load another,
Cubby.
Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

[ wood creaking ]
[ grunting ]

Cover your ears, mateys.

Fire.

Coconuts.
It's like a rubber ball.

[ whizzing ]

IZZY:
And it's headed
right for the Jolly Roger.

Oh. There's nothing
like a hot mineral bath

to make a man feel--
[ screech ]

[ plop ]

[ shudder ]
Disgusting...

Captain Jake.
How dare you bombard
an innocent mariner?

It's an outrage.

Sorry, Captain Hook.
I can explain everything.

...and so, we didn't know
the cannonball would bounce,

or that it was
filled with slime.

Or that you'd
get in its way.

[ chuckles ] We're still
trying to figure out what
all these cannonballs do.

What flimsy excuses.

However...

...I too would like to know
what these curious cannonballs
are capable of.

Load the cannon.
I'll test one me-self.

Okay, but be careful.

It could be dangerous.

Pish posh.
Now, watch a master
cannoneer at work.

Fire.
[ boom ]

[ screech ]

Awesome.
It's a Twirly Whirly Ball.

No. It's every
pirate for himself.

Heads up, mateys.
Abandon ship. Yah.

SHARKY:
Ahoy there, sea pups.

Hang on. We'll toss
ya a line... or a net...
or somethin'. Hee-hee.

[ screams ]

Desist, accursed armament.

Finally giving up, eh?

Aah.
[ creaking ]

Whoa.

This blasted ship
has too many contraptions.

What in plunder?

[ engines rumble ]

[ screaming ]

Crazy crackers.
What do you call those?

I don't know...
but I'd call them super-fast.

Whoa.

I guess the captain's takin'
the big boat out for
a little spin. [ chuckles ]

CAPTAIN HOOK:
Save me!

That ain't no
pleasure cruise, mate.

The captain's lost
control of the ship.

Mates, we've gotta catch
the Mighty Colossus
and stop it.

If we don't,
who knows what
it might crash into.

So yo-h*, let's go.

[ Captain Hook screaming ]

[ grunting ]

[ Captain Hook shouts ]

[ screaming and grunting ]

Ooh!

Is that the bell
for tea time?

Steady as you go,
Mr. Smee.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake.
[ chuckles ]

We better catch up soon.

The Mighty Colossus
is heading toward--
Pirate Island.

Get away from me,
you infernal ba*ls.

Abandon catapult.

Crazy crackers.
Incoming.

Gah. [ coughs ]
It's a smoke b*mb.

Well, [ coughs ]
I can't see a thing.

Whoa. Whoa!

Marbles?

[ gasp ]
Shiver me timbers.
What's it gonna do?

[ tooting ]

No fair.
You tricked me.

What should we do,
Captain Jake?

We can't take many more
of those pesky cannonballs.

We've got bigger problems
than that. Look.

Simmerin' chum buckets.
The captain's gonna slam
right into Pirate Island.

No. He'll probably
make us clean up the mess.

Oh, dear. That big ol'
boat will be smashed
to smithereens.

And it will destroy
our hideout.

I'm not gonna
let that happen.

Izzy. Emergency.

I'm on it, Ja--
Whoa... whoaa.

Gotcha.
Pixie dust away.

Come on, mateys.
We've got a ship to catch.

[ grunting ]
Am I to battle this runaway
behemoth on me own?

Will no one come and...

Aah. Save me.

How about a lift,
Captain Hook?
[ thunk ]

Sea pups.
[ relieved gasp ]

Thank goodne--
I-I mean...

get me off this
accursed vessel.
That's an order.

Not until we stop
the Mighty Colossus.

What did you do?

It's entirely the fault
of that mechanical menace.

I may have, um...

broken off a lever.

That might have
something to do with
our current situation.

Whoa.
I've never seen this
control panel before.

I guess it's another
one of the hidden secrets
of the Mighty Colossus.

Cubby, see if you
can figure out the controls.

Skully, keep an eye
on our course.

Izzy, you and I will put
Hook out of harm's way.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

Pirate Island is
comin' up fast.

Captain Hook, you
should be safe here.
Try not to fall.

Just hurry.
And save me.

These controls are
way too complicated.

I can't figure out
what does what.

Well... Hook said
he broke off some
kind of lever.

Here it is. There's gotta
be some way to get
it to work again.

I've got it.
Check this out.

[ long beep ]
[ grunts ]

[ screeching ]

You did it.
Way to go, Captain Jake.

Don't break out
the pirate punch yet.
We're still movin' too fast.

Quick, Cubby.
Put on the brakes.

On a ship?
There aren't any.

At least
I don't think so.

I've got an idea.

Izzy, go get all the ropes
you can find.

Cubby, follow me.

Grab an end of the sail
and hang onto it tight.

Now let's get this
over to the stern.

What are you
puny pirates doing?

This is no time
to mend sails.

This is the time
to save me.

Mother of pearl,
we're going to crash!

Captain Jake,
here's a bunch of ropes.

Good goin'.
Now we gotta hitch
'em to the sail.

Prepare for impact!

Gah!
I can't look!

Okay, mateys.
On three.

One... two... three.
[ all grunt ]

JAKE:
Hold tight, mateys.
Hold tight.

[ rumbling ]

Coconuts. Now is
there any way to
slow down my heart?

[ gasps ]
It's thumping like
a beating drum.

MR. SMEE: Ha ha.
Good work, sea-pups.

Once again, you
saved the day.

It's okay, captain.
The ship has stopped.

I'm alive!

Jake, me lad,
you're a lifesaver.

[ grumbles ] I mean...
what took you so long?

Now, I shall
take command--
[ shouts ]

[ screaming ]

You're welcome,
Captain Hook.

[ grumbling ]

Weigh-hey, well done, crew.

For rescuing
the Mighty Colossus,

Captain Hook
and our hideout,

we got nine gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in our
team treasure chest.

♪

[ whistles ]

I may never recover
from that preposterous
ride on the Colossus

and its confounded
cannonballs.

[ door creaks open ]

Oh, relax, captain.
Have some hot cocoa.

You're safe
and sound now.

[ whizzing ]
[ spits and screams ]

Save me!