03x36 - Captain Buzzard to the Rescue!/Croctastrophy!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Captain Buzzard
to the Rescue!

[Skully] Look alive, mateys!
Pirate ship h*!

- It's the Roost!
- [man] Ahoy, Pirate Island!

Captain Buzzard Bones requests
permission to come ashore!

Ahoy, Grandpa Bones!
Come on in!

Ah, it's good to be back!

I'm on my way to Never Land
for supplies,

but thought I'd drop anchor
here for a visit!

I bet since we last saw you,
you've been on a boatload of
adventures!

All that and more, Cubby!

And I can't wait
to tell you.

[Captain Hook]
Help! I need help!

S.O.S.! Somebody save me!

Captain Hook?! You never
come here unless you're
up to something sneaky!

So what're you up to?

I'm not here for meself!

It's me crew!

They are in big trouble!

But first, I must
have water...

[sputters]

What are you doing here,
old timer?

It's Captain Buzzard to you!

What's this about yer crew?

Is me grandson Bonesy
in trouble?!

Bones and the rest of me crew
are prisoners of...

[gasps] ...a Minotaur!

Crackers! Not a Minotaur!

Er, what's that?

I've read that
Minotaurs are creatures

with the head and horns of a
bull, but the body of a man.

The Jolly Roger had just
put into Argos Island.

We went ashore to pick berries
when we were attacked!

I was able to escape, but me
crew is being held as prisoners!

You know, many years ago,
I had me a few run-ins
with Minotaurs, I did.

Some of them
can be mighty ornery!

We gotta go
save my grandson!

Aye-aye, Captain Buzzard!

C'mon, mateys!
Let's rescue Captain Hook's crew
from the Minotaur!

Remember to keep a lookout
for Gold Doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword!

I got my map!

And I've got my Pixie Dust!

Listen up, mateys. Argos Island
is a dangerous place.

But I've been there and I know
it like the back of my hand.

I'll lead the rescue!

Never!
It's my crew! I shall lead!

You? Why, I was fightin'
monsters while ye were still
bouncin' on your mama's knee!

Captains, please!
For our mateys' sake,
we have to work together!

Lad's right! I'll work alongside
you, Hook. But I don't trust ye!

Well, I do not trust ye either!

Good. Now that we're
all B.F.F.'s,

Buccaneer Friends Forever,
let's get goin'!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Izzy] Check it out!
Argos Island is awesome!

Keep your eyes peeled.

This island's an old pirate
hideout, it is.

It be riddled
with booby-traps!

Tut-tut. You're overly
cautious, Buzzard!

What's this?

Gah!

Blast! Me hat!

[laughs] Be thankful
it's not yer head!

[grumbling]

What happened here?

Those marks be made
by the Minotaur!

The beast has been
sharpenin' his horns!

Then these footprints must have
been made by the Minotaur!

Let's follow 'em!

The Minotaur knows
where the booby traps be.

As long as we follow
in his steps, we'll be safe.

Stay off those stones, mateys!

I'll bet they're part
of a booby-trap!

[giggles]

C-C-Co-Coconuts!
It's the Minotaur!

Steady there, lad.
It's what passes as flowers
in these parts.

- Whew! [laughs]
- [clanking]

- Uh-oh! I messed up...
- [machinery rattling]

Scuttle me schooner!
It's a trap!

[Jake] This way, mateys!

Coconuts! I thought we were
pancakes for sure!

- [thudding]
- Shiver me maple syrup!
We still may be!

Quick! Everyone!

Lie flat and heads down!

Flattened crackers!

Mateys! Are you okay?

Aye! Thanks to young Jake!

Hey! Where's Hook?
Did he get squashed?

Come to think of it, I haven't
seen him for a while.

I wonder where he went.

- [harmonica playing]
- Listen! Could that be Hook?

The music is coming
from over there.

Ahoy! Here you are!

Huzzah! It's the sea pups
come to save our hides!

Yep! And look who we brought!

Gramps?! Is that really you?

Why, when I heard
you was in trouble, they
couldn't keep me away!

How are ye farin', me lad?

Oh, I'm fine,
now that you're here!

You gotta get us
outta this mess!

But keep yer eyes peeled
for that Minotaur!

He's a crafty one!

He must be a terrible monster to
lock you up for no reason at
all.

Well, uh, it's not like
he had no reason...

Captain Hook said you were
just picking berries!

Well, I don't recall
any berries.

But the Cap'n was trying to
steal the Minotaur's treasure!

And we got caught
while the Cap'n snuck away!

Look's like ol' Feather Hat's
been messin' with the truth
again!

Oh, I knew we couldn't trust
him! Where do you think he is
now?

A-ha! The Treasure of
the Minotaur!

- [humming]
- Blast! The Minotaur himself!

I must distract him.

This should do it!

[snorts] What's that?!
Who be out there?!

You won't get away from the
likes of me, ya sneak!

That's right, bully-boy.
Follow me!

Now where'd you get to?

[Buzzard] This won't take long!

A-ha! There he be!

[grunting]

I've busted outta tougher jails
than this in my time.

Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!

Now you hold
your sea-horses, bub.

I'm not lookin' for trouble,

but nothin's gonna stop me from
settin' my mateys free.

Brave talk, little man!

We'll just have to see
how tough you are!

[chuckles]

While those two wrangle, I'll
help meself to the treasure.

Poor Gramps!
We gotta help him!

You mean poor Minotaur!

Me Gramps is a tiger
when he's riled!

[both roar]

Wait. I know that roar.

Monty? Is that you?

Cap'n Buzzard?
[laughs, then snorts]

You ol' son of a sea-slug!

What are you doin' here? Ha-ha!

[Buzzard] Good to see ye, matey!
It's been years!

I hardly recognized you! When
did ye shave off your mustache?

Uh...
you know each other?

This swabby here was
my first mate till he
got a ship of his own.

Mateys, meet Monty!

- Hi!
- Ahoy!

- Hello.
- Howdy.

Any matey of Cap'n Buzzard

is more than welcome here
on Argos Island! Ha-ha!

Speakin' of which, about them
fellas you got locked up.

One of 'em's my grandson!

Well, let's get them boys
out of there!

You know,
I was never mad at them.

It's that sneaky snook of a
cap'n what made me blood boil!

Where is that scoundrel?

[grunting]

Ooh! [laughs]

What a gloriously heavy haul!

- [snorts]
- Ahh!

Why aren't you two fighting?

'Cause we be mateys.
[laughs]

I've been tellin' Monty here
all about you, Hook.

And he has something
to say to you.

[roars]

[stammering] Save me!

Captain Hook,
careful of the booby-traps!

Waah! Ooh!

- [thudding]
- [Hook groans]

[chuckles] I gotta
hand it to you, Monty.

You still make
the best traps!

Thanks for comin' to get us,
Gramps! You're the greatest!

Why, you can always
count on me, Bonesy!

Now, you best go see
to yer cap'n. I think
he could use yer help.

Aye-aye, Cap'n Grandpa.

Yo h*, way to go!

For rescuing Mr. Smee,
Sharky and Bones, we got
nine Gold Doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go back to Pirate Island!

So, ol' matey,

does this mean
you'll be shovin' off?

Aye, that I am.

The world's full of adventure

and I'm gonna
set sail to find it!

Say, why don't
you come along?

Well, I could use
some excitement.

[laughs, then snorts]
It'll just be like old times.

- Fair winds!
- So long!

Mateys, thanks for helping us
free Captain Hook's crew.

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine.

Yo-h*, today we got nine
gold doubloons!

And I got a Minotaur-cycle!

Check it out.
It's got two horns!

[honks horns]

[all laughing]

[Smee] Oh, this dreadful place
with all its booby traps!

Cap'n, I thought we'd never get
you out of that pit!

Nor did I!

Treasure or no treasure,
I shall never return here again!

I cannot wait
to get off this island...

[shouting]

Well, he did find
the fastest way off the island.

[Jake] Croctastrophy!

[Hook] Keep moving,
ye landlubbers!

Hidden treasure
won't find itself!

Blast! Something's
shining in me eyes!

Why there's a bright, shiny
object on Shipwreck Beach,
Cap'n.

Methinks it may be...
treasure!

Downward, men!
To Shipwreck Beach!

[all shouting]

Look!

- [Smee grunts]
- [gasps] Ooh!

A golden egg!?
I've found treasure!

And look, another one!

Got it!
And look, another!

And another!

Look, men, even more
golden eggs!

I'm rich!

[grunts] Get this net
away from me!

[shouting]

[grunting]

Cap'n, sir, I'm afraid those
eggs may belong to someone

or something,
like a bird or...

Who cares?

No mama bird can stop me

from becoming the wealthiest
pirate in Never Land.

- [cracking sounds]
- Look alive! They be
crackity-hatchin'.

[loving growl] Da-da!

[all] Aww! Baby crocs!

[crocs] Da-da! Da-da!

Oh, aren't they adorable,
Cap'n!?

They are not!

Baby crocs will not
make me rich!

Shoo! Back, I say!

I am most certainly
not your "da-da"!

[chuckles]
Someone thinks you are!

- [crocs] Da-da! Da-da!
- Ahh!

Oh, fie and flotsam, Smee!

I'm being eaten alive!

Help!

There's too many of them!

Oi, Cap'n!
Shimmy up this tree!

Out of me way!

- [grunts]
- [crocs] Da-da! Da-da!

Ahh!
This is a croc-tastrophy!

Ahoy, mateys!

Looks like ol' Feather Hat's
got a barnacle in his bonnet!

Captain Hook!
Need some help?

Not from you, puny pirate!

Oh, dear... [stammers]
Ahoy, sea pups!

We can't solve the Cap'n's
little beast problem.

Perhaps you might
know what to do!

Mateys, looks like Captain Hook
stumbled into a wily nest of
baby crocs.

But we don't know
how to wrangle crocs!

[gasps] I bet
Captain Hook's Nanny Nell
would know what to do.

She's good with
babies and beasts!

Good idea, Izz!

Skully! Fly like the wind,

find Nanny Nell and bring her
to Shipwreck Beach!

Aye-aye, Jake!

Until she gets here, mateys,
let's see what we can do

to help save Hook
from the... [laughs] baby crocs!

Remember to keep a lookout
for Gold Doubloons.

"Is everybody ready?"

I got my sword!

My map!

My Pixie Dust!

Then yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Ahoy! Uh...
where's Captain Hook?

[all] He swam that'a way!

The Cap'n tried to get away from
the cuties... crocs.

But he forgot,
crocs can swim!

- [crocs] Da-da! Da-da!
- Ahh!

[woman] Greetings,
seafaring children!

Top of the mornin',
Jolly Roger regulars!

[all] Nanny Nell!

Ooh, thank Neptune's tail
you've come!

The baby crocs chased
the Cap'n into the jungle!

The scaly rascals think
Captain Hook is their papa!

And nothing seems
to shake 'em.

What a puzzling
pirate pickle!

You were right
to send for me.

I just may have
the solution.

Quickly now,
we must find James!

- Ahh!
- Look! There's Captain Hook!

Out on Croc Snout Rock!

There's me precious James!

Nanny Nell!

You've come to save me
from the dreaded crocodiles!

Actually, James,
you can save yourself!

Just pretend to be daddy croc
a teensy while longer!

What in Never Land?!

The little beasties have loads
of energy, too much, really.

You need to tire them out!

Me!? But why!?

They think you're papa, so
they'll follow you anywhere.

All you have to do
is keep them on the run

until they get sleepy
and take a nap!

But I need a nap,
they're exhausting!

Oh, they'll tire soon.

Now do as I say,
and come on down!

Oh, very well.

Geez.

I'm coming down.

- [crocs] Da-da! Da-da!
- Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!

- Run, James!
- Ahh!

- Preferably uphill!
- [Hook groaning]

- [crocs] Da-da! Da-da!
- [Hook] Save me!

When the crocs finally nod off,
James will need our help!

♪ He's gonna croc
the well around the block ♪

♪ Till baby crocs get sleepy ♪

♪ They'll follow you
wherever you go ♪

♪ So look before you leap-y ♪

♪ Hey, Papa Crocodile ♪

♪ Take them out
to play for a while ♪

♪ You're Bo Peep
and they're your sheep ♪

♪ They're wagging their tails
behind you ♪

♪ Run around, Papa
Run around, Papa Crocodile ♪

♪ Run around,
Papa Crocodile ♪

- Whoa!
- ♪ Until they're sleepy ♪♪

- [Nell] Shh.
- [crocs snoring]

[crocs making cooing sounds]

[all] Aww... Ohh...

Shh. The little darlings
are finally napping.

[softly] But where's
Captain Hook?

Down here, you blasted
blunderers!

Those wretched pests
chased me right off this cliff!

Now, please, get me up!

Here, Cap'n,
we'll heave ya h*!

[all grunting]

The vile beasts
are fast asleep!

Let us vamoose!

Not so quickly, James.

We need to carry these
sleepin' darlings

as we search for their mother
and that means...

What? Search for a mama croc!?

Without her, they'll stick
with you forever, James.

Now, if that's what you'd like
we can simply wake them and...

No, no! Let us find her
at once and bring this
nightmare to an end!

We'll need some sort of basket
to carry them in.

James, your hat,
if you please.

[groans]

Here's the nest where
we found the hatchlings.

Now, tip 'em in, boys.

The mama must be
around here somewhere.

Look, mateys! Footprints.

Big crocodile ones!

James, you and your crew
stay and watch the babies

until we get back.

No need to tell me twice!

Mama crocodiles and I
do not get along!

Mateys, it looks like mama croc
may have gone inside this wreck.

- [mama croc grunting]
- What was that?!

[grunting and roaring]

Crackers! That croc has a golden
tail, just like the babies!

[all] The Mama Croc!

Oh, kerfuffle! She's trapped!

We've got to untangle her!

But, if we free her, she might
use those chompers on us!

[continues grunting]

Not if she's floating.
Izzy, this looks like
a wildlife emergency!

One flyin' croc comin' up!

Just a pinch of
Pixie Dust away!

Now to cut her loose!

[happy grunt]

[all shout]

[crocs] Mama! Mama!

- [loving coo]
- [crocs] Mama! Mama!

Thanks to you, Nanny Nell,
we did it!

We reunited the croc family!

'Twasn't all me. James played
daddy to the crocs brilliantly!

[snoring]

Yo h*! For helping Captain Hook
and the baby crocs,

we got eight Gold Doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Mateys, thanks for helping
reunite the Mama Croc with
her little chompers.

Now let's put all our
Gold Doubloons into
our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight!

Yo-h*, today we got
eight gold doubloons!

[Skully imitates Nell]
Greetings, seafaring children!

After your strenuous adventure,

Nanny Skully recommends
you relax with a nice
cup of tea...

and crackers!

But don't get crumbs
on my beach!

[all laugh]

Skully.

Thank you for saving me
from those wretched beasts,
Nanny Nell!

I never want to see another
golden croc as long as I live!

Oh, my word! A golden shimmer
is reflecting in my eyes!

Fie and flotsam! Not again!

Perhaps it's treasure, James.
Shouldn't we go down
to have a look?

Never!

It's undoubtedly
the golden tail

of another beast
lying in wait for me!

Fly on! Fly on, I say!

♪ Skilly-bop and
stomp the swamp ♪

♪ Skilly-bop
and stomp, stomp, stomp ♪

♪ Headed out
in your buccaneer boots ♪

♪ Through the yucky mud
and the muck ♪

♪ Splish splash
and treasure hunting ♪

♪ Until your boots get stuck ♪

♪ It's icky, sticky, grody ♪

♪ Slushy, slimy fun ♪

♪ We gonna stomp, swamp
and use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪

♪ Swamp, stomp
Use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪

♪ Swamp, stomp
A-left and a-right ♪

♪ Invite me along
and I'll say "Aye-aye!" ♪

♪ It's pirate puddle stomping ♪

♪ Mud and marching time ♪

♪ We gonna stomp, swamp
and use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪

♪ Stomp, stomp
Stomp that swamp! ♪

♪ Stomp, stomp
Stomp that swamp! ♪

♪ It's a pirate
puddle stomping ♪

♪ Mud and marching time ♪

♪ We gonna stomp, swamp
and use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪♪